GOP Sen. Josh Hawley wrote a column in defense of the Oklahoma City bomber when he was 15

GOP Sen. Josh Hawley wrote a column in defense of the Oklahoma City bomber when he was 15
Republican Sen. Josh Hawley, who backed former President Donald Trump's voter fraud claims following the 2020 election, wrote a column in which he defended the Oklahoma City bomber when he was 15 years old, according to a report from the Kansas City Star.

These Republicans are monsters, pure and simple. They're not patriots, they are perverts.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• No Freedom for ‘Zip Tie Guy’: Judge Blocks Release of Eric Gavelek Munchel
• Brother of Secret Service Agent Facing Serious Charges For Capitol Riot, Including Assaulting a Capitol Police Officer
• Multiple threats against members of Congress being investigated before Trump impeachment trial: report
• President Biden has ended the ban on transgender military service

Now, Josh Hawley Complains About Democratic Senators Complaining About His Incitement Of A Riot...

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) is filing a counter-complaint on Monday against seven Democratic senators who asked the Ethics Committee to investigate him.  

Hawley sent a letter on Monday to Sens. James Lankford (R-Okla.) and Chris Coons (D-Del.) arguing that the seven senators who submitted an ethics complaint against Hawley and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) last week issued a "frivolous complaint to accomplish impermissible partisan purposes." 

Mitch McConnell prayed that he would not be the biggest asshole in Kentucky, so God created Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Dominion Voting Systems is suing Rudy Giuliani for $1.3 Billion
• Sen. Josh Hawley Mocked for Claiming to Be 'Muzzled' in His 'Splashy Front-Page' NY Post Feature
• Mark Meadows Reportedly Considering a Job at Trump Organization as Former White House Staffers Struggle to Find Work
• Marco Rubio Touts Work With Trump Admin When Asked About the Possibility of Ivanka Running Against Him
• Birx Says Trump Was Being Fed 'Parallel Data' on Pandemic: He Had 'Graphs That I Never Made'
• Supreme Court dismisses emoluments lawsuits against Trump as moot

Rudy Giuliani needs a lawyer that is better than Rudy Giuliani. - Jeremy Newberger

 

 

Pray That Arkansas Doesn't Elect This Lying Fool

Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is reportedly planning on following in her father Mike Huckabee’s footsteps and announcing a campaign for governor of Arkansas in the 2022 election.

Huckabee Sanders’ high-profile gig as former President Donald Trump’s spokeswoman earned her a long list of critics, but also Trump’s support — an important advantage in a staunchly Republican state.

If Sarah Huckabee Sanders says she’s running for governor of Arkansas, does that mean she’s not running for governor of Arkansas? - Middle Age Riot

 

Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education. - Andy Borowitz

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Republicans had no trouble spending $2 trillion on the Iraq war or tax cuts for the rich. When it comes to keeping Americans from starving they get frugal. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• Google workers announce global union alliance
• Budweiser to skip Super Bowl ads, donate to coronavirus vaccination awareness instead
• Plane Banners Taunt Trump At Mar-a-Lago: 'You Pathetic Loser,' 'Worst President Ever,' 'Go Back to Moscow'

Shrinking QAnon to Merge with Elvis Conspiracy Theory. - Andy Borowitz

 

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Deep apologies for the shortened edition today but an opportunity for a ride to Santa Cruz arose and I had to take advantage of that!

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Odd News

• World's ice melting 57 percent faster than in 1990s: study
• Baby tyrannosaurs were about the same size as a dog, new research shows
• GoPro camera recovered after six years under water in Hawaii
• Skier chased by bear at Romanian resort

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St. Patrick's Cathedral is such a surprising visual respite in busy New York City.

Peace.

Trump impeachment article being sent to Senate Monday

Trump impeachment article being sent to Senate Monday

Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) said on Friday that the House will deliver an impeachment article against President Trump to the Senate on Monday.

I won't be fully satisfied until I hear the clink of cold, steel cuffs on trump's tiny wrists. - Brooklyn Dad tweet

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Nearly 1 In 5 Defendants In Capitol Riot Cases Served In The Military
• Army now acknowledges the brother of Michael Flynn was a part of Army response to Capitol riot
• ‘Corrupting and Dangerous Ideology Has Poisoned This Man’s Mind’: Federal Judge Thunderously Denies Bail for Attorney Who Bragged About Storming the U.S. Capitol
• National Guard allowed back into Capitol complex after lawmakers erupt at banishment to parking garage
• 'Packed us together like sardines': Guard deployed to Capitol struggles to contain Covid
• Biden national security adviser holds introductory calls with foreign counterparts

White House Seized By Adults. - Andy Borowitz 

Mitch McConnell Trying To Throw Around What Little Power He Has Left
Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) proposed on a call with Republican senators Thursday that former President Trump’s impeachment trial be delayed until February to give him enough time to mount a defense.

It is nice to have a president with a soul again. - Stephen Colbert

 

Republican Shenanigans

• GOP senators say only a few Republicans will vote to convict Trump
• Laura Ingraham Hosts Stephen Miller While Condemning Biden's Deportation Freeze as 'Inciting Violence Against the U.S.'
• Tennessee mayor lowers flag for Biden inauguration, says town is grieving
• Dentist-Lawyer Orly Taitz Sues VP Kamala Harris, Claims Trump Impeachment Trial Is Unconstitutional
• Trump Reportedly Hires South Carolina Attorney Butch Bowers to Represent Him in Impeachment Trial
• Trump dismissed ushers before Bidens' arrival

Is it just me who is finding it difficult to agree to unify with the people who bellowed f*ck your feelings for the last 4 years?

Newt Gingrich Says Democrats Want To Exterminate Republicans.  LOL Didn't Newt Notice Republicans Have Exterminated Themselves?

The stunning comments came in the context of President Joe Biden’s call for unity, which Gingrich curiously described as “the hysteria of the Biden system.”

“It’s not really about Biden himself,” Gingrich explained. “It’s his entire team around him who are radicals who believe that they could exterminate the Republicans.”

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Rock The Voter News

• Fauci: Lack of facts 'likely did' cost lives in coronavirus fight
• 'It's a Patriotic Act': Biden Pleas That Everyone Wear a Mask For His First 100 Days in Office
• Biden increases food aid payments to low-income families with children
• Joe Biden Fires Peter Robb, Trump's Labor Board Attorney, After He Refuses To Resign
• Joe Biden Removed Trump's Diet Coke Button, Twitter Bubbled Up With Jokes

Unchained Fauci Recites Entire Periodic Table of Elements at White House Briefing. - Andy Borowitz

 

AOC Doesn't Feel Safe On Capitol Hill, For Good Reason!

A prominent no-show at Wednesday’s Inauguration, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says she skipped the festivities out of fear of her own colleagues in Congress.

Appearing on Cuomo Prime Time Thursday, the New York congresswoman explained that part of the reason that she opted to go to a union strike in the Bronx rather than the Inauguration was because she felt threatened by her congressional peers.

Hey, if we women can wear bras and high heels all our lives, you can wear masks for just 100 days

Woman up, folks! - Lindy Li

 

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I can't be the only one who won't have a fully productive work day until he's convicted of something. - Randi Mayem Singer

Business/Tech News

• Existing home sales in 2020 hit highest point since 2006, but listings are at a record low
• Janet Yellen Will Consider Limiting the Use of Cryptocurrency
• Biden orders OSHA to release new COVID-19 guidance to employers on protecting workers
• No Mask, No Fly: Biden Signs Order Requiring Face Masks On Planes

Fox News Obtains Damning Video of Biden Talking to Scientists. - Andy Borowitz

Uh Oh. Ford Recalling 3 Million Vehicles

Ford Motor Co said on Thursday it will recall 3 million vehicles for air bag inflators that could rupture, at a cost of $610 million.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration on Tuesday ordered Ford to issue the recall for driver-side air bag inflators, rejecting the automaker's 2017 petition to avoid it

I’m looking forward to sweating the small stuff again. - Conan O'Brien

 

 

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Odd News

• Record-breaking laser link could provide test of Einstein's theory
• Rare Starfish Fossil Answers the Mystery of How They Evolved Arms
• Oklahoma lawmaker proposes ‘Bigfoot’ hunting season
• Key West wants to ban people from feeding roaming chickens
• Toronto woman finds knife-wielding squirrel in back yard

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The Baron Kelch\mansion in St.Petersburg, Russia. Amazing woodwork and that stained glass window is stunning.

Peace.

Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start 'from scratch,' sources say

Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start 'from scratch,' sources say

Newly sworn in President Joe Biden and his advisers are inheriting no coronavirus vaccine distribution plan to speak of from the Trump administration, sources tell CNN, posing a significant challenge for the new White House.

So, Hunter Biden isn't in charge of handling the administration's pandemic response? What about one of their in-laws? No? Weird. - Corey Richardson

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• U.S. Marks a New Single-Day Record on Covid Deaths
• Biden issues slew of pandemic initiatives to improve vaccine distribution, expand testing and reopen schools
• Dr. Fauci Announces Biden Will Keep US in World Health Organization, Reversing Trump Order
• Obama, Bush and Clinton Talk Biden Inauguration at Prime Time Event: We Are 'Trying to Come Back to Normalcy’
• Mexican president voices support for Biden plans on coronavirus, economy, migration

Fauci a Little Weirded Out by People Suddenly Listening to Him. - Andy Borowitz

 

I've been asleep for the last 6 hours, so I'm not sure if I missed it:

Has Biden fired a cabinet secretary via Twitter yet? - Stonekettle

Karl Rove Reminds Us That's He's A Racist Republican
Karl Rove is the latest Fox News personality to be "offended" after President Joe Biden decried white supremacy in his inauguration speech on Wednesday.
"Whether it's COVID, the economy or racism, why are they talking everything down?" Fox News host Bill Hemmer wondered during a segment with Rove on Thursday.

I’d say Fox News has made clear that their priority is protecting white supremacy and white supremacists. Democrats should feel no need to take them seriously. - Adam Parkhomenko

Republican Shenanigans

• Lindsey Graham Warns GOP Against Turning on Trump: He’ll Be ‘The Strongest Voice in the Party’ for ‘Years’
• Rush Limbaugh Melts Down Over Biden Inauguration: ‘They Have Not Legitimately Won It!’
• Trump leaves QAnon and the online MAGA world crushed and confused
• Lincoln Project’s Rick Wilson Says He’s Targeting Ted Cruz and His ‘Jim Crow Caucus’ Now That Trump Presidency is Over
• Attorney in ‘Kraken’ Case Tells Judge That Sidney Powell Didn’t Sign Documents Which Bear Her Electronic Signature

OK, so Trump didn’t have a vaccine plan, but in all fairness he was busy plotting the violent overthrow of the government. - Andy Borowitz

Facebook And Twitter Need To Ban The Orange Liar Permanently 

Facebook’s ban on former President Trump will be extended pending a review by the platform’s independent oversight body...Facebook’s Oversight Board will issue a decision on whether to uphold or reverse the ban in the next 90 days.

Mike And Karen Pence Leave White House Aboard Tandem Bike. - The Onion

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden Press Secretary Jen Psaki Kicks Off First Briefing Touting a Return to 'Truth and Transparency'
• Pelosi says House will move immediately on COVID-19 relief
• President Biden will keep Christopher Wray on as FBI director, White House official says
• Inaugural poet Amanda Gorman on speech impediment: 'I couldn't say words like 'poetry''

Horrified Biden Family Discovers Rotting, Months-Old Corpse Of Jeff Sessions In White House Executive Residence. - The Onion

 

Yay! We're Fighting Against Cyberattacks Again!
The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) on Thursday rolled out a new public awareness campaign to push back against the plague of ransomware cyberattacks that have increasingly targeted governments and the nation’s education systems.

Biden Restores Obama-Era Spelling Rules. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• House Oversight calls for Parler investigation
• 'Please Sue Me Dominion': MyPillow's Mike Lindell Invites Lawsuit Over Election Conspiracy Theories
• Media Trust at an All-Time Low, Nearly 60% Think Press ‘More Concerned With Supporting an Ideology’ Than Informing Public
• TIME Marks Day One of Biden's Presidency With Cover of Him Standing in the Oval Office Trashed by Trump

Exactly four years ago... people tend to remember only Spicer’s obvious lie that Trump had the biggest inaugural crowd size. But it was also the day the Trump admin began attacking members of the press from the WH briefing room. - Jim Acosta, CNN

 

Rolling Stones Rolling Out Chocolate Candy Bars!

The Rolling Stones have redefined themselves once again, with the announcement that they will soon be releasing their very own candy bar!

The band is set to launch their new delicacies, a milk chocolate bar called ‘Brown Sugar," and a dark chocolate bar called "Cherry Red" (inspired by the lyric my favorite flavor, cherry red), will be available on their online store starting next Monday, January 25.

There will be prosecution for members of Congress who aided and abetted Capitol Hill rioters. - Speaker Pelosi

 

 

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Today is gonna be a good, good, day!

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Odd News

• 'You just can’t get everything you want': Bernie Sanders' mittens not for sale
• Fossil burrows point to ancient seafloor colonization by giant marine worms
• Bees aren't getting enough sleep, thanks to some common pesticides
• Soccer player kicks 105-yard goal, breaks Guinness World Record
• Florida woman hits deputy with stolen car

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Sunrise this morning at the White House. We are going to be alright, people, we are going to be alright.

Peace and love.