Thursday, July 9, 2026

CNN Apologizes For Using Fake Congressman’s Quote On Mitch McConnell’s Health: ‘Obviously We Should Not Have Done That’


CNN Apologizes For Using Fake Congressman’s Quote On Mitch McConnell’s Health: ‘Obviously We Should Not Have Done That’
CNN issued an on-air mea culpa on Thursday morning after admitting the network fell for a post by a parody account of a Republican congressman who said he had spoken to ailing Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY).





So now the whole world knows that Trump’s new Qatari bribery plane doesn’t have full defensive capabilities. - WokeMitt







"I'm No. 1 on the kill list for Iran”
-Donald Trump








The largest nuclear bomb in outer space exploded 64 yrs ago today. 
Starfish Prime was a 1.4 megaton thermonuclear warhead, detonated at the altitude the Space Station now orbits. It created man-made radiation belts that wrecked many satellites & lasted 5+ years. 
A year after the test the USA & USSR signed the Partial Nuclear Test Ban Treaty, leading to the global 1967 Outer Space Treaty.  - Chris Hadfield, Astronaut











BREAKING: President Trump has spoken with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to discuss the situation in Iran and the next steps moving forward. - GeneralMcNews









Republican Shenanigans



If Mitch McConnell is indeed brain dead, then every one of the Senators and Congressmen who said they spoke directly to him should be expelled from office. - Jetty



















I'm So Old, I Remember When the USPS Was An Ultra-Dependable Affordable Government Service









Norm Eisen, attorney for former Olympian David Hern: "Today, Davey Hern pled not guilty — because he is not guilty. If Mr. Hearn can be charged with a felony for touching the reflecting pool, every American is at risk and every American should be alarmed at this prosecution."




 



I’m going to combine my imaginary tariff check with my imaginary DOGE check and fill up on imaginary $2 gas. Living the MAGA dream, baby.











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One day after Democrats forced a rapist out of a major Senate race, Republicans officially named a major airport after one. - \Covie








A Manhattan federal appeals court just rejected Trump's attempt to delay paying E. Jean Carroll $5.8 million.
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit struck down Trump's emergency request shortly after Judge Lewis Kaplan ordered the release of funds — covering the $5 million judgment plus interest. - Kyle Griffin









Apparently, The Birthright Citizenship Trump Wants To Axe, Is Not Retroactive.
President Trump said Wednesday he will ask the Supreme Court to rehear a case on the legality of his executive order restricting birthright citizenship, after the high court struck down the policy last week. 










He has Nazi tattoos and sexually assaulted some women but you can't tell if I'm talking about Graham Platner or Pete Hegseth - Liam Nissan







Get ready. Trump's screwed because he can't end this war with Iran, and now you're screwed holding the bill as inflation soars again. - The Lincoln Project







Musk To Pay Pocket Change, Much To The Dismay of the Judge
 A federal judge on Wednesday approved the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission's settlement with Elon Musk over his ‌purchase of Twitter shares, despite expressing "significant misgivings" about the "red flags" the accord raised.










Jennifer Welch: “Republicans always do the exact same thing: start wars, add to the national deficit, cut social safety programs, bankrupt the stock market and then corporations get a surge of socialism, the American taxpayer has to fund it, and then a Democrat has to come back in and fix the economy”









Americans Support Putting Trump on Mt Rushmore if he Would Stay There - Andy Borowitz




 


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Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Ay yi yi

 I have a 2fer. Two reasons why I couldn't post today.

  1. I needed to go to the big city and get a passport photo this morning. Awful photo. I will never show it to you.
  2. My a/c needed coolant and I can't work in 100+ degree temps.  I was melting. But not now and it cost only $65usd plus he cleaned my a/c unit.
Not to leave you empty handed here are some visuals for your humor needs and we sure need it now more than ever.













































































I'll see you tomorrow.
Thanks for visiting!


Love.


Tuesday, July 7, 2026

McConnell spoke to GOP leaders amid uncertainty about his Senate return





Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), who has been hospitalized since June 14, spoke to Senate Republican leaders on Monday and Tuesday amid growing speculation about whether he will return to the Senate before the end of the year.
McConnell had a “lengthy and substantive conversation” with Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) on Monday, undercutting the rumors that McConnell’s health condition may be substantially worse than his staff has acknowledged.



I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me he supports universal healthcare, free college, raising the minimum wage and housing for all. - Sarah Ironside









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



Trump just threatened to pull all American troops out of Europe unless Denmark gives him Greenland. He’s crazy. - Mike Nellis








Europe Gearing Up In Case Trump Invades Greenland








Republican Shenanigans



Laura Loomer says McConnell is brain dead. 

Scott Jennings says McConnell is alive and well. 

Who to believe? ¯\_(惄)_/¯ - Mike Nellis







Hey, remember a couple years ago when Mitch McConnell's sister in law was killed when her locked Tesla backed into a lake?

That was weird, right? - Patrick S. Tomlinson








Donald Trump ruins everything.

He ruined America's 250th birthday. He ruined the National Mall. He ruined fireworks. He ruined the bipartisan housing bill. He ruined passports. He ruined soccer.

And that's just in the past week. - Middle Age Riot










He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives










MEOW Megyn!













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So if everyone is calling for Platner to drop out then why isn’t everyone calling for Paxton to drop out? - WTFGOP








Bernie Said Bye Bye To Platner
In a brief statement obtained by CNN’s Aaron Blake, Senator Bernie Sanders said of the candidate he helped rise to a primary victory: “I have spoken with Graham Platner about the best path forward for Maine. In light of these very serious allegations, I have recommended that he step aside.”



Pro tip. If you want to hold political office and used to go around raping, make sure you are running as a republican if you want a chance at winning. = Boston Smalls










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The USA must never be allowed to host the World Cup ever again. - Jason Reed







Dear God, Who Is The Builder? Arrest Them!









My favorite thing about the US/Belgium game tonight was at the end, after Belgium won, their whole team gathered on the field and mocked Trump, doing his double fisted jerk-off dance. Well played guys. - Mindy









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