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Tuesday, April 28, 2026

FCC prepares review of Disney’s TV licenses

FCC prepares review of Disney’s TV licenses

The Federal Communications Commission is moving toward a review of Disney’s broadcast licenses, according to people familiar with the matter, a maneuver that would up the pressure on the ABC owner as it faces fierce scrutiny from the administration — again — over a late night monologue.

I can't believe we're even having this conversation: In the last ten years, NOBODY has engaged in more violent political rhetoric than Donald Trump. - Mary L Trump

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Alright, I’ll be THAT guy.

The Secret Service agent wasn’t shot by Cole Allen. It was friendly fire.

Todd Blanche has refused to confirm ballistics or any details about the shooting. You don’t dodge an exact science unless the results don’t help you. - Gabe Sanchez

When Congress holds a Late Night Talk Show Host…

To a higher standard than the President of the United States.

It’s time to replace Congress.

And the President. - Not Your Average Liberal

Good, A Court With Common Sense
A federal appeals court has rejected the Trump administration’s bid to lock up the majority of people it is seeking to deport without an opportunity for release on bond — even if they have no criminal records and have resided in the country for decades.

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me. - Covie

Republican Shenanigans

The people who built gallows to execute a sitting VP on Jan. 6 are demanding that you turn down the temperature. - Covie

The Dept. of Vindictiveness Is Alive...

The U.S. Department of Justice has ‌indicted former FBI Director ‌James Comey a second time, CNN reported on Tuesday, citing two sources familiar with the case.

The specific charges were not yet clear nor ‌was it ⁠clear where the case would be brought, according ⁠to CNN.

He'll Get You and Your Daughter, Too!
Maurene Comey can pursue her lawsuit against the Justice Department for her abrupt termination as a Manhattan federal prosecutor, a federal judge ruled Tuesday, handing her a significant victory against the department.

Maurene Comey successfully prosecuted Sean "Diddy" Combs, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell. She did what others refused to do until Trump fired her without cause (spoiler alert: he doesn't like her dad). - Warren

Trump wants Jimmy Kimmel fired for a joke.

I want Trump fired for rape, abuse, fraud, theft, corruption, and dereliction of duty. - MP Arizona

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Rock The Voter News

Barack Obama was targeted several times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny b*tch. - Jenni

GM Wants Their Tariff Money Back. Uh Oh. Be Careful What You Wish For.

General Motors is expecting a $500 million tariff refund after the Supreme Court struck down some of President Donald Trump's most sweeping levies.

That's boosted the Detroit auto maker's outlook for 2026. On Tuesday, GM said it's now looking to rake in $13.5 billion to $15.5 billion in earnings before interest and taxes this year — up from previous forecasts of $13 billion to $15 billion.

Did you catch how quickly the press stopped talking about the Iran war and inflation now that they can obsess over ball room gossip and grill Democrats over their rhetoric? We don’t have a serious press. - jamesettaw

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Business/Tech News

Melania Trump is the most unpopular first lady in history per polls. ABC should consider that carefully before they do anything she is asking for. - TheRealThelmaJohnson

Are Parachutes Provided?

Flying air taxis took one step closer to being reality above the skies of New York City.

Joby Aviation (JOBY) on Monday completed the first-ever point-to-point eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) demonstration flights in New York City history, signaling a turning point for urban air mobility in the country’s most congested metropolis.

If the Secret Service ordered Trump to the ground as he claimed, why did they immediately rush to get him up?

The truth - as the video shows - is that he fell on his face and the Secret Service picked him up off the ground. - Don Winslow

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Time To Deflate Photo

During Artemis II, Reid Wiseman captured a simple, unfiltered “Earthset” from the Moon filmed on his iPhone. I can't get enough of these photos.

Peace.

Monday, April 27, 2026

Melania Trump Condemns Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Hateful and Violent Rhetoric’

Melania Trump Condemns Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Hateful and Violent Rhetoric’

Melania Trump has lashed out at a days-old Jimmy Kimmel joke that resurfaced on social media following the Saturday shooting incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Last week, during Thursday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the host parodied the dinner in advance, delivering his own alternative comedy monologue as the event’s MC. Among the gags, Kimmel joked that First Lady Melania Trump had the glow of an “expectant widow.”

Days later, a gunman opened fire at the annual Washington, D.C. event and was apprehended at the scene.

The people who posted racist memes of the Obamas as apes are asking to tone down the rhetoric. - James Tate

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

TRUMP WANTED TO PUT LIZ CHENEY IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD 🤷
THEY MADE FUN OF PAUL PELOSI BEING ATTACKED BY A GUY WITH A HAMMER🤷
THEY MOCKED THAT ROB REINER WAS MURDERED BY HIS SON🤷
TRUMP CELEBRATED WHEN ROBERT MUELLER DIED 🤷

BUT THEY CALL US HATEFUL - Glenn Tunes

Meanwhile, Back In Iran...

Iran has offered to end its chokehold on the Strait of Hormuz if the U.S. lifts its blockade on the country and ends the war in a proposal that would postpone discussions on the Islamic Republic's nuclear program, two regional officials said Monday.

U.S. President Donald Trump seems unlikely to accept the offer, which was passed to the Americans by Pakistan and would leave unresolved the disagreements that led the U.S. and Israel to go to war on Feb. 28.

Melania is upset about a Jimmy Kimmel joke but was strangely silent when her husband killed 150 Iranian schoolchildren - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Claims Shooting is Reason to Build White House Ballroom and Ban Reporters - Andy Borowitz

King Charles Hails Trump as Proof That Anyone Can Make it in America - Andy Borowitz

The Secret Service Couldn't Lift Trump's Fat A** Up, Is What Happened...

President Donald Trump said he “wasn’t making it that easy” for Secret Service to rush him out of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner during the frenzied moment a man tried to storm the event and murder him and members of his administration during an interview with 60 Minutes on Sunday.

Why? The president said “I wanted to see what was going on.”

The problem here is that there is empirical data to support both:

“The President is so loathsome that he would stage multiple assassination attempts to boost his popularity”

AND

“The President is so loathsome that multiple people would genuinely attempt to murder him” - Dreamweasel

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Rock The Voter News

Erika Kirk calls Europe "unsafe" yet has directly experienced two live shooters in 1 year, of which one killed her husband.

Ok hun. - Jack D

Hegseth: $1.5 Trillion For The Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will testify in front of the Senate Armed Services Committee on Thursday to push for the Pentagon’s $1.5 trillion budget request, a source familiar with the matter told The Hill on Monday.

Hey Dana Bash at CNN did you call for Trump to dial down the rhetoric when he was gleefully celebrating the death of Robert Mueller? Didn’t think so. You are pathetic. - Donnalee711

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Business/Tech News

If you think what happened at the White House Correspondents' Dinner was terrible, you should see what Israel has been doing to journalists for years. - Alan McCloud

Too Bad Musk Didn't Do This Instead of Doge

Big ideas usually come with big footprints. Elon Musk has been arguing the opposite for nearly a decade.

At the National Governors Association Summer Meeting in July 2017, the Tesla and SpaceX laid out a vision that sounded almost too simple for a room filled with policymakers. "If you wanted to power the entire U.S. with solar panels, it would take a fairly small corner of Nevada or Texas or Utah; you only need about 100 miles by 100 miles of solar panels to power the entire United States," Musk said. "The batteries you need to store the energy, to make sure you have 24/7 power, is 1 mile by 1 mile. One square-mile. That's it."

LOL Barack Obama roasted Trump so perfectly at the White House Correspondent's Dinner it took him FIFTEEN YEARS to show his orange face around there again, folks. That's talent right there. - Tom Celica

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Time To Deflate Photo

Marrakech, Morocco. The Garden of Menara.

Peace.

Friday, April 24, 2026

Trump’s Justice Department is bringing back firing squads for federal executions

Trump’s Justice Department is bringing back firing squads for federal executions

The Justice Department announced Friday it is continuing to clear the way for expediting federal death-penalty cases, including by expanding...

There have been more Federal executions under Trump then under any president going back 120 years. Now tell me he's a good Christian. - Kon

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump’s fabricated description of a theoretically nuclear armed Iran threatening and menacing the Middle East would be a remarkably accurate description if he was describing Israel. - jeremy scahill

Revenge Shall Be Mine Saith The Trumpet

An internal Pentagon email suggests the United States may have plans for ally countries not supporting the war with Iran, according to a new report.

Reuters, citing a US official familiar with the situation, reported on Friday about the alleged Pentagon email.

The options listed in the email include suspending Spain from the NATO alliance, “reassessing US diplomatic support for European ‘imperial possessions,’ to include Britain’s claim to the Falkland Islands near Argentina,” and suspending “difficult” countries from NATO, according to Reuters chief national security correspondent Phil Stewart.

518,428 children have died preventable deaths in the year since Musk dismantled USAID, saying, “Time for it to die.” - Mother Jones

Republican Shenanigans

Dear Leader is very concerned about American consumers drowning in tariff inflation and spiking fuel costs - so he is proposing a cash bailout of the UAE, one of the wealthiest nations on the planet. - Mickey Lenin

Seeking Asylum Is Legal. Judge Axes Trump's Executive Order.

An appeals court on Friday blocked President Donald Trump’s executive order suspending asylum access, a key pillar of the Republican president’s plan to crack down on migration at the southern border of the U.S.

A three-judge panel from the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit found that immigration laws give people the right to apply for asylum at the border, and the president can’t circumvent that.

When Trump said “don’t rush me” on ending the Iran war, what he meant was:
“My friends and family aren’t done cashing in on the markets yet.” - Feminist News

“I am an extraordinarily brilliant person.”
-Donald Trump

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Rock The Voter News

Barack Obama stopped Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon without forcing the entire world to pay more for gas. - Covie

Mamdani Makes Jewish Groups Angry Because of 1st Amendment
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D) received a stern rebuke from some of the city’s leading Jewish groups on Friday after he decided to veto a measure aimed at enhancing safety for Jewish schools and institutions...The bill would require the NYPD to create buffer zones between sensitive institutions and planned protests in order to avoid violent clashes. Mamdani said when announcing the veto, his first, that he worried the bill created “constitutional concerns … regarding New Yorkers’ fundamental right to protest.”

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Business/Tech News

Spirit Airlines isn’t failing because Joe Biden blocked a merger.

Spirit Airlines is failing because it’s a sh-t company, with a sh-t product and even worse customer service.

Other low fare airlines are doing fine: Allegiant, Jet Blue, Breeze, etc.

No more bailouts. Period. - TheMaineWonk

Who Is Betting On The Outcome of this Resolution?

Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-Ohio) introduced a resolution on Friday that would ban senators from participating in prediction markets amid concerns about potential insider trading on the platforms.

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated. - Emily S Bremer

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