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Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Trump lashes out at Meloni for defending Pope Leo

Trump lashes out at Meloni for defending Pope Leo

President Trump lashed out at Italian PM Giorgia Meloni after she called his remarks about Pope Leo XIV 'unacceptable'

The Iranian president defending the Pope from attacks by the US President.

And condemns his blasphemy against Jesus Christ.

What a timeline we live in! - Owen Jones

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Benjamin Netanyahu now says the Trump administration reports directly to him.

They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. - ImBreackWorsham

It's As Though Israel Is Trying To Kill More Civilians Than Hamas, Which They Are.

Israeli fire killed at least six Palestinians, including two children, in separate incidents across the Gaza Strip on Tuesday, ‌local health officials said, in the latest violence to undermine a U.S.-brokered ceasefire agreement.

Four people, ‌including a three-year-old boy, Yahya Al‑Malahi, were killed in a strike that had targeted a police vehicle in Gaza City, the Hamas-run Interior Ministry said. A police officer was among the dead, while nine bystanders were wounded, some critically, it said.

All 168 Iranian schoolgirls would be alive, the Strait of Hormuz would be open, and gas would be $2.85 a gallon if Trump had gone to prison for his crimes. - Jenni

"The Pope wants peace, so he must be a Democrat"

That is TERRIBLE campaign messaging from the right. - Patrick Neve

Republican Shenanigans

Not only did Disney pay nothing in income taxes this year, it received a $1.428 billion tax refund after making $12 billion in profits.

"Corporations will create jobs if you give them more tax breaks" is a total scam. - Warren Gunnels

It's About Damn Time!
Fifty House Democrats led by Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) have sponsored a bill that would form a commission to assess President Donald Trump’s mental fitness for office, pursuant to the 25th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

I remember back in 2024 when JD Vance said grandparents should be providing childcare. But how are they supposed to do that when they’re working DoorDash just to afford cancer treatment? - Jamie Bonkiewicz

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The anti-Catholic hate from Trump and MAGA is not surprising. The Klan hated Catholics and MAGA is the modern iteration of the KKK - Dean Obeidallah

You Know Swalwell Is One Of Many

A woman named Lonna Drews accused Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) of drugging and raping her in a hotel room during a press conference in Los Angeles on Tuesday

Fun Fact: The Catholic Church has outlived every empire that has tried to take it on. - Joe Kobuthi

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Business/Tech News

U.S. gasoline & diesel prices are now at their highest seasonal levels ever.

Melania Denies Any Link to Viktor Orban - Andy Borowitz

Trump: Mission Accomplished!

Nearly half of Americans are somewhat skeptical of vaccines, a new poll has found.

Some 46 percent of U.S. adults who responded to a Public First poll by Politico in March agreed that “facts on vaccines are still up for debate and it is damaging to enforce their uptake.”

In contrast, only 39 percent said that the science on vaccines “is clear and it is damaging to question it.”

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks. - John Collins

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Monday, April 13, 2026

Trump blasts Pope Leo for criticism of U.S. foreign policy

Trump blasts Pope Leo for criticism of U.S. foreign policy

President Donald Trump on Sunday blasted Pope Leo XIV over the Catholic pontiff's criticism of the U.S. war with Iran.

Reporter: "Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?"

Trump: "It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one."

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist. - Jeffrey Luscombe

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Remember that it was Orban's vote that blocked Ukraine from joining NATO - Alex Cole

Two Weeks Ago Marco Rubio: “The people that run this country [Iran] are radical Shia clerics, these are religious fanatics.”

Today Trump posts an image of himself as Jesus Christ

Every accusation is a confession...- Ryan Rozbiani

LOL

One Thing Iran Has, That Trump Doesn't, Is A Sense of Humor
Iran is taunting the Trump administration over gas prices in the U.S. and threatening ports on the Persian Gulf after President Trump announced a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz on Sunday.

Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf, the speaker of the Iranian parliament, told the U.S. in a post on the social platform X Sunday afternoon to “enjoy the current pump figures.”

The king is angry with the Pope and the citizenry is spreading easily preventable diseases, what year is it? - Clue Heywood

If you hate Pope Leo because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about JESUS.

Republican Shenanigans

Trump says his life was better before he became president.

Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president! - Miss Melody

The Tennessee Hollerer Is Hollering Again About UFOs

Representative Tim Burchett, a leading advocate for government transparency around UFOs, said that he has been briefed on some “pretty wild” things and said he thinks the American public “can handle it.”

The Tennessee Republican called for government agencies to declassify sensitive information while appearing on The Big Weekend Show on Fox News on Sunday.

Not gonna lie, I expected more. Wasn’t expecting the Antichrist to be this f==king stupid. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

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If you had told me 10, even 2 yrs ago that the two greatest Americans in public life would be the Muslim socialist mayor of NY and the Pope…- Chase Madar

And Here I Thought Swalwell Was One Of The Good Guys
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) announced on Sunday night he was suspending his campaign to become California’s next governor following multiple accusations of sexual misconduct were made against him last week, including one former staffer who accused him of raping her twice.

Guess what? Donald Trump raped at least one woman. He owes her $83 million dollars because of it.

No one seems to care. - Karen Piper

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Business/Tech News

“A degree in medieval history won’t help you understand current events” they said - nassaujuan

Buckle Up, Another Increase At The Pump Is Coming

The US fleshed out plans to blockade Iranian ports, publishing a notice that said it could capture ships that contravene the measures.

In a notice seen by Bloomberg, the US reiterated that the measures would begin at 3 p.m. London time. Neutral ships in Iranian waters have until that time to leave, otherwise they would be subject to “interception, diversion and capture,” it said.

What a time to be alive, it's like the collapse of Rome, but with memes. - rabbitholebot

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Time To Deflate Photo

A flashback to when Jacquie Kennedy turned the White House and garden into Camelot.

Peace.

Friday, April 10, 2026

Amanda Ungaro Arrived in the U.S. on Jeffrey Epstein's Plane at 17 — Now She's Going After Melania Trump From Brazil

Amanda Ungaro Arrived in the U.S. on Jeffrey Epstein's Plane at 17 — Now She's Going After Melania Trump From Brazil

On the same day First Lady Melania Trump stood in the White House Grand Foyer to deny any connection to Jeffrey Epstein, a series of...

I will take legal action against you and your pedophile husband.

I have known you for 20 years. You knew I was detained in ICE. You were present in my life — every year on my son’s birthday, even sending Secret Service and being the first to congratulate him, back in 2016.

Something was clearly wrong, but I am not part of any evil mission involving children. So what did you do, Melania? You tried to involve me, but you failed — because I have character. - Amanda Ungaro

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Two things Melania didn’t say in her speech, but could have:

1. “I volunteer to testify under oath so that I can clear my name.”

2. “My husband did nothing wrong or illegal.” - Woke Mitt

Isn't Stock Manipulation and Insider Trading Illegal? Of Course, It is.

Palantir’s stock briefly jumped Friday morning after President Trump praised the data analytics company for its “great war fighting capabilities.”

“Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!!” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post, notably including the firm’s stock ticker.

Why isn't the rescued American pilot being interviewed on every single news channel and hailed as a hero?

Is it because he doesn't exist? - Haqiqatjou

Republican Shenanigans

Melania: I met my husband, by chance, at a New York City party in 1998.
Me: Just to be clear, you met Marla Maples' husband at New York City party in 1998.

This MAGA Representative's Word Salad About Alien Life Is Something To Behold
Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) joined Stephen A. Smith’s SiriusXM show this week for a lengthy interview that ended with Smith asking the Tennessee Republican about his recent claim he’s seen government evidence indicating the existence of alien life.

Did the First Lady just do a preemptive “I never worked as a whore” press conference on national TV? - RogueHouSports

DOJ Claims Pam Bondi No Longer Exists - Andy Borowitz

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I want the Strait of Hormuz open and Melania’s mouth shut - Andy Borowitz

What We Are Seeing Here, Folks, Is Unchecked Power Allowed To Flourish

President Donald Trump has promised to pardon his White House staffers, reported the Wall Street Journal’s Josh Dawsey in an exclusive report on Friday.

Dawsey, the veteran DC reporter, cited “people who have heard his comments” in the bombshell report revealing that Trump is asking his staff to operate with a sense of impunity.

“I’ll pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval,” Trump reportedly told staffers “in a recent meeting to laughs.” Dawsey added

No Massachusetts Voter Rolls For Trump Saith The Judge

A federal judge in Boston dismissed a lawsuit from the Department of Justice (DOJ) that sought access to Massachusetts state voter rolls amid the Trump administration’s push for registration lists from nearly every state.

Welp, I'm pretty sure Michelle Obama never had to deny being part of a human trafficking ring or connections to Epstein. When you have to invoke a press conference to say you didn't... you probably did.

Thanks, Melania, for bringing Epstein back into the news. - Alex Cole

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Business/Tech News

Sorry, just to be clear, does everyone who didn't have a relationship with Epstein have to do a press conference? - Fr Paul

Whoopsy, Trump Administration Gets Caught Fudging Numbers

President Donald Trump's administration this week acknowledged it made a significant error in figures it used to help justify a fraud probe into New York’s Medicaid program, a glaring mistake that undercuts a federal campaign to tackle waste, mostly in Democratic-led states.

First Lady Melania Trump has complained about "mean-spirited" comments about her.

Last month her hubby depicted Michelle Obama as an ape. - bradpsychology

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