Trump Wants National Park ‘Land Exchange’ with Private Developer: Report

Trump Wants National Park ‘Land Exchange’ with Private Developer: Report

President Trump is reportedly pushing for an unprecedented "land exchange" that would see private developers receiving part of Yosemite National Park.

Now we know what it must have been like to be ruled by inbred royalty - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Iran urges other nations not to join new US sanctions, mediators focus on reopening strait
• Barron Trump Reportedly Living ‘Reclusive’ Life Amid Iran Threats
• Israeli strikes kill 5 in Gaza and 3 in West Bank
• Israel Strikes Lebanon, Killing Newlywed Woman
• Violent ICE Raid in New Jersey Sent Dozens to Detention and One Immigrant to His Death
• ICE Steps Up Raids on Haitian Community in Springfield, Ohio
• In the US, ICE arrests at school bus stops spark fear as students return to class
• Far-Right Pundit Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE
• ICE grants $16.7 million contract to buy thousands of electric shock gloves

Stephen Miller Rushed to Hospital After Accidentally Stunning Himself with ICE Shock Gloves - Andy Borowitz

I feel pretty let down by the fact that I grew up believing terrible people would face consequences for doing terrible things, and yet, that is precisely the opposite of what is happening in the world. - Fav

Journalism, Netanyahu Style

CNN’s Dana Bash has taken heat from progressives over her coverage of Israel and Gaza, but the criticism is apparently not just confined to left-of-center media consumers, but extends to some of her former and current CNN colleagues.

On Wednesday night, Justin Baragona published a lengthy piece on Bash for Zeteo’s Ragebait newsletter in which he quoted several CNN sources who portray the Inside Politics with Dana Bash host as being completely “biased” toward Israel, especially since the Oct. 7 attacks. Bash gave her critics additional fodder during her Friday appearance on Real Time With Bill Maher, when she reacted to Bill Maher’s claim that, “in the Democratic Party, as long as [your] faith isn’t Jewish, you’re good.”

“Well, you said it,” Bash said in agreement.

Algae-ridden Reflecting Pool Renamed Lake Trump - Andy Borowitz

It's "Lake Ontario" not Lake America.

It's "Gulf of Mexico" not Gulf of America.

It's "convicted felon" not U.S. President.

Republican Shenanigans

• Mike Johnson Reportedly to Meet With Elon Musk Next Week as Midterms Loom
• Trump can’t appeal New York conviction in federal court, judge rules again
• Ex-Trump Staffer Tells Scott Jennings She Doesn’t Want Him ‘Anywhere Near’ Trump Admin
• RFK Jr. Appears to Have Given False Testimony to Congress, Letter Shows
• Karoline Leavitt Leaves Slew of Questions as She Exits the White House
• NASA Unveils Trump-Signed Plaque That Will Go on Next Moon Mission

Normalize asking billionaires why they aren't as generous as Dolly Parton. - Devin Duke

Did He Flee or Was He Offed?

A Brazilian doctor whose wife set off a firestorm by linking President Donald Trump and the first lady to Jeffrey Epstein fled from Miami-Dade days before he was set to go to trial for allegedly conducting cosmetic procedures without a license.

He wants his name on every f**king thing except the files that have his name all over them. - PiperDewn

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Rock The Voter News

• Tennessee Governor Announces Plans to Rename Nashville Airport for Dolly Parton
• Alex Vindman shares more of his campaign war chest to help Democrats in November
• Kaitlan Collins Predicts How Trump Will React to Democrats Winning the Midterms

If you want to put the Ten Commandments in schools but take free lunches out, you're following the wrong Jesus.

This Is Not True, They Were In Bible Study With Me

As the debate over law enforcement use of Flock cameras spreads across South Carolina, three York County teens have been charged with damaging cameras in Chester County. In York County, two of the same teens also were arrested after they turned themselves in after allegedly cutting down a third Flock camera during the same crime spree, according to a sheriff’s office incident report.

I’ve got Post-Parton Depression

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Business/Tech News

• Bitcoin slips below $80,000 after Kevin Warsh inflation vow
• Nearly 25K pounds of frozen Buffalo chicken products recalled. See list
• More Than 54,000 Pounds Of Jasmine Rice Have Been Recalled
• Trump Announces New ‘U.S. Space Academy’ During Artemis II Medal Ceremony
• Elon Musk drops stunning SpaceX forecast
• Woman says Wendy's burger led to nearly $100K in medical bills

BREAKING: renaming Lake Ontario lowered grocery bills 600% - Iowa Dept of Propaganda

Trump Wants Cash Strapped Cattlemen To Build Processing Plants. Art of the Deal!

A week after Donald Trump said he would lift tariffs on beef imports in a bid to lower prices — sparking massive backlash from critics who said the move would hurt American ranchers — he announced a bid to boost them.

Trump took to Truth Social on Friday to proclaim he would allow farmers and ranchers to “PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD:”

"The baby you abOrtEd could've cured cancer."

So could the women you kept in the kitchen, denied education, autonomy, and basic human rights. You didn't care about them either. - cutiepia

Renaming Mar-a-lago to "Casa-de-Epstein" since anyone can rename anything. - Death Metal Viking

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Odd News

• Ancient shark 'graveyard' uncovered in Egyptian desert
• New Jersey is a fossil hotspot, with answers about the day the dinosaurs died
• Intense Six Flags Coaster Closed After Two Riders Suffer Brain Hemorrhages: “It’s Got to Stop”
• Florida law enforcement has rescued 163 missing children in 'Operation Statewide Shield'
• Virginia woman wakes to find bat on her mouth

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Ik Kil Cenote, Mexico is where the ancient Maya performed rituals and sacrifices to honor their rain god, Chaac.

Peace.

Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' in the United States

Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' in the United States
...The Republican president signed an executive order that updated the lake's name for the U.S. geographic naming service. Trump cannot force Canada to follow his preferred naming convention, however.

The move is reminiscent of his move last year to rename the Gulf of Mexico as the "Gulf of America.'"

I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day. - Aaron Parnas

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Greg Bovino Tells Tucker Carlson Trump Admin Wants Him Dead to ‘Silence’ Him
• Exclusive: US Patriot missile stocks in Europe are 'beyond critical' due to Iran war, officials say
• Iran-US Stalemate, 'No Hurry' Says Trump, Hormuz Traffic At A Trickle
• ‘Mission Accomplished’: 6 months into the war with Iran, Trump embraces the wrong phrase
• Trump Makes Lake Ontario Name-Change ‘Official’ by Writing on This Map
• Florida volunteers document ICE arrests reaching record high in July
• ICE Arrests Parents at School Bus Stops as Agents Target Danbury, Connecticut
• Fear of ICE Still Keeps LA Latinos From Calling Police, a Year Into the Crackdown
• 'Security Nightmare': Ireland Braces For Major Protests During Trump’s Visit
• Ex-CIA Official Says Ratcliffe's Moscow Visit Likely Due to 'Imminent' Threat
• Senators Wyden, Merkley Urge Netanyahu to Immediately Halt Settler Violence in West Bank

Imagine all the terrible sh*t they are doing that we don’t even know about. - John Collins

Is Trump Saying Adios To NATO?

 The Trump administration will consider pulling U.S. troops from Europe, according to a report.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will receive at least four distinct options for American troop dispositions in Europe by Nov. 6, ahead of the December completion deadline for the review, per internal Pentagon documents, the Independent reported.

I'm sick to death of people asking why a lying, criminal Paedophile/Rapist/Fraud is still the US president. Here's  your answer. The Supreme Court, The Congress, The DOJ, The FBI,the right wing media and every other institution are corrupt. Every f**king one - Grant Curran

Iran is mocking us with legos and sick beats, Canada is mocking us with beavers and ballads. I don’t want to hear anything about Biden ever again. - Karly Kingsley

Republican Shenanigans

• 82-Year-Old Rudy Giuliani Threatens to ‘Knock The Sh*t’ Out Of Hasan Piker
• GOP Senate Candidate’s Former Staffer Posted Nazi, KKK Images
• Trump’s Department of Education Deletes Bizarre Social Media Post Appearing to Liken Him to Hitler
• Ohio Rep. running for reelection comes face-to-face in court with the senator whose daughter he’s accused of abusing
• GOP Congressman Rejects Sexual Harassment Allegations in 22-Page Letter

To prosecute Trump, Democrats should make Pete Buttigieg the next Speaker of the House.

Nothing in the Constitution requires the Speaker to be an elected member of Congress. 

If Democrats take back control, they should bring a bulldog into the job. - Miles Taylor

A Guillotine? Where's The Trebuchet?
The man who was arrested Tuesday for driving with a guillotine near the U.S. Capitol told police officers the weapon was “the real deal,” according to his arrest affidavit.

Lame Legal Argument. The Kennedy Center Ticket Sales Collapsed AFTER Trump Stuck His Name On It

President Trump’s battle to renovate and attach his name to the Kennedy Center returns to court today.  

A Department of Justice (DOJ) legal filing earlier this week argued that the arts complex could suffer financial ruin without the president’s name on the facade and may need to be demolished. 

The site will “deteriorate further into an unsafe, decrepit structure,” without renovations, the DOJ said. 

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Rock The Voter News

• 'Trump is screwing you…': Illinois Gov Pritzker torches POTUS over Iran war, tariff saga
• Half the Country Sues to Stop Trump’s Dangerous USPS Mail Ballot Rule
• Gov. Newsom Signs Law Shielding Immigration Aid Workers from Doxing Threats
• Obama to Headline New York City Fundraiser With Hakeem Jeffries

Ted Cruz: “This is a 5-alarm fire. We could lose Texas this year. If Texas falls, everything changes. We will never win again.”

Old versus Young

Rep. Seth Moulton and Sen. Ed Markey are squaring off for Massachusetts’s Democratic Senate nod next week in the latest primary to spotlight young challengers vying to push out the party’s old guard.  

Moulton, a 47-year-old who’s been in the House for six terms, is mounting a long-shot bid to unseat Markey, who at 80 has served on Capitol Hill for five decades, including 20 terms in the House. 

Part of the reason Dolly’s death is hitting so hard is that she represented the best of America while we are living through the worst.

She built libraries. Not ballrooms.

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Business/Tech News

• Trump’s Oil and Gas Stock Trades During Iran War Revealed in Financial Disclosures
• ‘Biggest Idiot Ever!’ C-SPAN Callers Across the Spectrum Torch Trump on Tariffs
• Maine Lobstermen’s Association fears becoming ‘collateral damage’ in Canada tariff war
• Runaway Drug Violence Sets Off a Political Earthquake in Costa Rica

Just to be clear, WE PAID THE F--KING TARIFFS AND THE CORPORATIONS GOT THE REFUNDS.

If you vote Republican ever again, you're as dumb as that red hat makes you look - Thomas Clay

He's Gonna Turn Off The Power, Isn't He?

President Trump has declared a national emergency seeking to block some foreign equipment from being used in the U.S. electric grid.

Trump, in a Wednesday executive order, said foreign supply of electric equipment “constitutes an unusual and extraordinary threat” to national security.

Farmers voted to own the libs and now a billionaire will own their farm. - Covie

The US gave Argentina $40 billion, and as a thank you, they’re selling us diseased beef. Art of the deal. - Hoodlum

My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:  

1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and 

2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out. - John Fugelsang

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Odd News

• NASA's next flagship telescope is scheduled to launch Sunday
• 'Blood moon' lunar eclipse will cross U.S. Thursday ...
• Tropical Storm Dolly still possible but unlikely to form this week
• Swiss gardener grows chili pepper measuring 1 foot, 8.6 inches long
• Dog leads police to owner hiding in attic

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Stowe, Vermont. I really miss the fall in the U.S.

Peace.

Federal judge lifts nationwide block on mail-in voting restrictions

Federal judge lifts nationwide block on mail-in voting restrictions

A federal judge in Boston on Wednesday lifted a nationwide block on mail-in voting restrictions, temporarily clearing the way for the Trump administration to begin implementing them ahead of the November midterms.

Clarence Thomas Bummed After Realizing He Deprived Himself of Right to Mail Vote Before Superyacht Cruise - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

• Hundreds of immigration officers have been reassigned to find potential voter fraud, according to a report.
• ‘We’re lying to them’: West Point professor says Trump ordered science facts to be replaced with ‘lies’ in cadets’ curriculum
• Trump Leaves Glenn Beck Chuckling as He Doubles Down on Canada Threat
• Senate Democrats press Netanyahu on ‘surge’ in West Bank violence
• MAGA Influencer Outed as Pentagon Employee in Utterly Bizarre Story
• US Allies Cast Doubt on Trump’s Claim Hormuz Has Been Demined
• Trump tells Al Jazeera ‘not in a hurry’ for Iran to return to talks
• Minor league baseball coach released from ICE custody
• ‘JD Vance is a dirtbag’: Maine Senate nominee responds to VP on ICE shooting death
• Trump’s ICE Has Detained More People Than the Population of Atlanta
• 3 Secret Service officials placed on leave amid misconduct investigation

Deporting people to a dangerous country they’ve never even been to is a truly evil form of human trafficking. Absolutely shameful.

How Are They Going To Determine This? With Tarot Cards?
The Trump administration has paused immigrant visa appointments worldwide to carry out “in-depth training” for consular officers to screen out foreign applicants at risk of taking advantage of U.S. public assistance. 

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Shares a Stunning List of Grievances With the Republican Party He Leads
• Republican nominee for Maine governor says he wants ICE agents at polling places in the state
• John Berman Calls Out Republican Rep Claiming Inflation ‘Lower’ Under Trump
• Trump headlines Republican fundraiser in Texas as key Senate race nears
• Hawley launches investigation into Flock cameras’ massive surveillance program
• Blanche rips Philadelphia district attorney over promise to blow up White House ballroom

Please tell me Mitch McConnell doesn’t have a sister. - Derek Evans

More Projections From Trump
President Donald Trump accused Democrats of opposing his voter ID and citizenship requirements because they “want to CHEAT,” escalating his campaign for sweeping new federal election rules ahead of the midterms.

If the Secret Service considers a man wearing a ‘kill your local pedophile’ shirt a threat to the President’s life, your President just might be a pedophile. - Fire Fighter Dev

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Rock The Voter News

• Democrats Make New Push to Stop Trump Bid to Curb Mail Ballots
• New Texas Senate Poll Shows Talarico Clobbering Paxton in Districts Trump Won
• Blue states launch new suit to stop Trump’s mail-in voting restrictions
• Democrats favored on cost of living in new survey

If you can vote in person, vote in person. Trump thinks he is going to change the outcome by f--king with mail in ballots. He’s telegraphing his plan. Change yours accordingly. - Tim Hannan

The next name on the hurricane list is Dolly.

Hurricane names are published 6 years in advance - Meteorologist Damon Lane

Mr. Reaper didn't even give us enough time to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour ourselves a cup of ambition in honor of Dolly Parton before taking out Tim Curry. - Covie

“Whenever you have the chance, go and find a horizon. It opens up the brain.” - Tim Curry (1946-2026)

I actually DO believe in "Trump Derangement Syndrome."

Anyone who still trusts and supports that man is ABSOLUTELY deranged.

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Business/Tech News

• Trump plan to raise borrowing limit on shaky ground as debt roils bond market
• Trump reputation with ranchers has ‘taken a hit’: US Cattlemen’s Association chief
• A year after ICE raids, LA’s Fashion District feels like a ghost town
• FDA approves groundbreaking new pancreatic cancer drug
• NASA, Fed, Senate among Chinese hackers’ targets, Justice Department says 

Trump’s new beef supply should be known as Soylent Orange - Taunt the Elephant

Gas Station Chain Will Only Build In Red States aka Dirt Poor States
Gas station and travel center chain Buc-ee’s said it will seek out “conservative, business friendly” states for new locations after receiving pushback over its decision to go after small business owners with allegedly similar logos. 

If only America’s billionaires were more like Dolly Parton imagine how much better this country could be - jjabbott

“I’m a patron saint for a lot of drag queens. Some of them look more like me than I do.”

— Dolly Parton

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Odd News

• Solar flare could mean bright northern lights. When to expect aurora
•  Astronauts install new antenna during ISS spacewalk
• Huge iceberg breaks apart from Greenland's Petermann Glacier
• Harvard agrees to $53 million settlement over body parts stolen and sold by former morgue manager
• With ropes and chants, thousands move Japanese castle

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Asteroid crater near Flagstaff, Arizona. Amazing how close that asteroid came to that visitor’s center

Peace.