Friday, July 30, 2021

Justice Department tells Treasury to turn over Trump tax returns to Congress

The Justice Department told the Treasury Department that it "must" turn over former President Donald Trump's tax returns to the House Ways and Means Committee, which first requested them more than two years ago.

First they came for Trump's tax returns, and I did not speak out— because I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath. also, f*ck that guy. - Jeff Tiedrich


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republicans have put more effort into keeping AR-15s on the street than getting COVID-19 off it. - Middle Age Riot


No TGIF for Trump. Sad.

The DC cops opener to the Jan 6 committee was huge. Now what? 

Where are the subpoenas? The momentum?

When does Cipollone testify? Don Jr? Jordan? McCarthy? Brooks? Gosar? Biggs? Ali Alexander? Vanky would draw a big audience. So would General Flynn. 

Why are they leaving town? - Scott Linnen

Republican Shenanigans

I feel like we’re living in an Aesop fable but with dumber animals. - Andy Borowitz

47% of Republican Voters Have An Itchy Trigger Finger
About 47 percent of Republicans believe that a time will come when “patriotic Americans have to take the law into their own hands,” according to a George Washington University poll on Americans’ faith in election systems and democratic values. 

Boebert Says She Doesn’t Need Mask Because She Can Shoot Coronavirus With Gun. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News
Eventually, you reach a tipping point where the ship is going down and the rats start jumping over the side to save their own hairy asses.

I think we're pretty close with Republicans. There's a point where they realize covering for Trump is going to take them down too. - Stonekettle tweet

Florida Governor Focused On Infecting School Children


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I  just heard a 6-year-old say she wants to become a doctor "to cure infectious diseases and/or be vilified by half the country." - Conan O'Brien

Florida Woman Pays Employees $15 an Hour
One Florida business owner is saying labor shortage? What labor shortage?

Things to do today:
Get vaccinated.
Wear a mask. - Nancy Sinatra


Thursday, July 29, 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene calls on supporters to exercise 'Second Amendment rights' on vaccine door-knockers from Biden's 'police state'

Marjorie Taylor Greene calls on supporters to exercise 'Second Amendment rights' on vaccine door-knockers from Biden's 'police state'
Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia recently encouraged supporters to exercise their "Second Amendment rights" against vaccine door-knockers from President Joe Biden's "police state," in previously unreported remarks made to the Alabama Federation of Republican Women last Friday.

Who thinks Matt Gaetz, Paul Gosar, Louie Gohmert, and Marjorie Taylor Green should sit down and shut the f*ck up? - Kate tweet


They Knew

Dr. Fauci created Covid-19 in the Wuhan lab out of WMDs, Hillary's emails & Obama's real birth certificate. 

But the Benghazi stand-down order caused Biden to ban hamburgers & that's why FOX viewers won't get the vaccine, even though Trump made it w/his own hands.

(owns libs) - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans

As if we needed it, the Delta variant is further proof that nothing will ever be so bad that Republicans can’t make it worse. - Middle Age Riot

We May Witness A Massive GOP Perp Walk Parade

So Fox News viewers are less likely to get vaccinated

Rupert Murdoch has blood on his hands

A lot of it. - John Cleese



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Rock The Voter News

Trump Warns That Fixing Roads Will Make It Easier For People To Vote. - Andy Borowitz


They Know
"The storm" is a term that the far-right conspiracy theorists of QAnon are fond of using, and House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy used that term during a July 29 press conference when he was criticizing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's support of a mask mandate for the U.S. House of Representatives.

Rand Paul Warns Infrastructure Bill Infringes On Bridges’ Right To Crumble. - Andy Borowitz


Again, I'll Believe When I See It

I miss Obama's scandals, remember that time he wore a tan suit? The horror of it all!




Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Bryce Canyon National Park, Utah, stairway included.


Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Republicans Are Blaming Pelosi for Jan. 6 Attack. Their Claims Don't Add Up.

For months, Republican leaders have downplayed the Jan. 6 assault on the Capitol by a pro-Trump mob. But on Tuesday, ahead of the first hearing of a special committee to investigate the riot, they took their approach to new and misleading extremes, falsely blaming Speaker Nancy Pelosi for the violence.

Every Republican who says the attack on the Capitol was no big deal should get a bill for the repairs. - Andy Borowitz


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

People who believe Blue Lives Matter weirdly exclude the blue lives who defended the Capitol on January 6. - Andy Borowitz


U.S. Capitol Police stopped the steal. - John Collins

Just To Be Safe, I'm Gonna Wear A Mask Until The Pandemic Is Over
National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) director Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Wednesday that the change in CDC guidelines over wearing masks reflects the latest surge in coronavirus cases amid the Delta variant spreading in the United States.

I  would rather wear a mask again than be trapped in my house again or get covid. - Molly Jong-Fast

January 6 was an inside job. - Jeff Tiedrich

Please oh please oh please somebody give Donald Trump a chance to lie under oath. - Middle Age Riot

I'll Believe It When I See It
Senate Republicans are increasingly likely to move forward on a bipartisan infrastructure framework, with a vote planned as soon as Wednesday night and an agreement on key issues.

I read like 3 memes, so I'm pretty much an expert in the developing political situation everyone's talking about. - Conan O'Brien


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The Delta wave is a man-made catastrophe. - George Takei


Do You Have These McCormick Seasonings?

Cancelling The Games Halfway Through: This measure alone could reduce the Covid risk by 50%. - The Onion