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Friday, April 10, 2026

Amanda Ungaro Arrived in the U.S. on Jeffrey Epstein's Plane at 17 — Now She's Going After Melania Trump From Brazil

Amanda Ungaro Arrived in the U.S. on Jeffrey Epstein's Plane at 17 — Now She's Going After Melania Trump From Brazil

On the same day First Lady Melania Trump stood in the White House Grand Foyer to deny any connection to Jeffrey Epstein, a series of...

I will take legal action against you and your pedophile husband.

I have known you for 20 years. You knew I was detained in ICE. You were present in my life — every year on my son’s birthday, even sending Secret Service and being the first to congratulate him, back in 2016.

Something was clearly wrong, but I am not part of any evil mission involving children. So what did you do, Melania? You tried to involve me, but you failed — because I have character. - Amanda Ungaro

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Two things Melania didn’t say in her speech, but could have:

1. “I volunteer to testify under oath so that I can clear my name.”

2. “My husband did nothing wrong or illegal.” - Woke Mitt

Isn't Stock Manipulation and Insider Trading Illegal? Of Course, It is.

Palantir’s stock briefly jumped Friday morning after President Trump praised the data analytics company for its “great war fighting capabilities.”

“Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!!” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post, notably including the firm’s stock ticker.

Why isn't the rescued American pilot being interviewed on every single news channel and hailed as a hero?

Is it because he doesn't exist? - Haqiqatjou

Republican Shenanigans

Melania: I met my husband, by chance, at a New York City party in 1998.
Me: Just to be clear, you met Marla Maples' husband at New York City party in 1998.

This MAGA Representative's Word Salad About Alien Life Is Something To Behold
Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) joined Stephen A. Smith’s SiriusXM show this week for a lengthy interview that ended with Smith asking the Tennessee Republican about his recent claim he’s seen government evidence indicating the existence of alien life.

Did the First Lady just do a preemptive “I never worked as a whore” press conference on national TV? - RogueHouSports

DOJ Claims Pam Bondi No Longer Exists - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

I want the Strait of Hormuz open and Melania’s mouth shut - Andy Borowitz

What We Are Seeing Here, Folks, Is Unchecked Power Allowed To Flourish

President Donald Trump has promised to pardon his White House staffers, reported the Wall Street Journal’s Josh Dawsey in an exclusive report on Friday.

Dawsey, the veteran DC reporter, cited “people who have heard his comments” in the bombshell report revealing that Trump is asking his staff to operate with a sense of impunity.

“I’ll pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval,” Trump reportedly told staffers “in a recent meeting to laughs.” Dawsey added

No Massachusetts Voter Rolls For Trump Saith The Judge

A federal judge in Boston dismissed a lawsuit from the Department of Justice (DOJ) that sought access to Massachusetts state voter rolls amid the Trump administration’s push for registration lists from nearly every state.

Welp, I'm pretty sure Michelle Obama never had to deny being part of a human trafficking ring or connections to Epstein. When you have to invoke a press conference to say you didn't... you probably did.

Thanks, Melania, for bringing Epstein back into the news. - Alex Cole

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Business/Tech News

Sorry, just to be clear, does everyone who didn't have a relationship with Epstein have to do a press conference? - Fr Paul

Whoopsy, Trump Administration Gets Caught Fudging Numbers

President Donald Trump's administration this week acknowledged it made a significant error in figures it used to help justify a fraud probe into New York’s Medicaid program, a glaring mistake that undercuts a federal campaign to tackle waste, mostly in Democratic-led states.

First Lady Melania Trump has complained about "mean-spirited" comments about her.

Last month her hubby depicted Michelle Obama as an ape. - bradpsychology

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Thursday, April 9, 2026

Army survivors of deadly attack in Kuwait dispute Pentagon's account

Army survivors of deadly attack in Kuwait dispute Pentagon's account

Survivors of the deadliest Iranian attack on U.S. forces since the war began have disputed the Pentagon's description of events and said their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed when six service members were killed and more than 20 wounded.

Speaking publicly for the first time, members of the targeted unit offered CBS News a detailed account of the attack and its harrowing aftermath from the perspective of those on the ground.

trump now thinking greenland would have been easier than iran. - ian bremmer

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Today i apologized to my manager for having to take numerous phone calls from Lebanon because of the bombings and she said “omg who’s bombing them?”
This is the reality of living in the US. This is the ignorance of the American people - lebanesesami

I Wonder If There Will Be A Bone Spur Epidemic

The Selective Service System plans to automatically register eligible American men between ages 18 and 26 for a U.S. military draft by December, almost a half-century after compulsory registration for the draft by that group became law, a government filing shows.

Only in America can a 5 time draft dodging coward implement a military draft. - Lakota Man

In my lifetime, I’ve never seen good vs. evil this obvious.
Not even close. - Kevork Almassian

The Pope is reportedly "not afraid" to excommunicate JD Vance from the Catholic Church.

Boy- that would really muck up his book tour about converting to Catholicism! - Dad2theBone

Republican Shenanigans

The FBI was investigating Epstein 30 years ago.

They had evidence he was exploiting 36 young girls.

Instead of charging him, they made him an informant on Wall Street hedge fund money laundering.

The girls were the trade. - Epstein File Search

Trump's First Communist Wife Spoke Better English Than His Current Communist Wife. Both Wives Were Raised As Communists, BTW.

First lady Melania Trump on Thursday made a rare public statement — saying she wanted to address “lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein.”

‘I am not Epstein’s victim,” the first lady told reporters. “Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump.”

Melania Trump said that fake images and bogus stories were circulating alleging otherwise.

Ok so who's about to break the Melania/Epstein story she just tried to get ahead of? - Jon Favreau

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Michael Wolff (August, 2025): “A new book was published yesterday called ‘Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York.’ It contains a passage in which Epstein is quoted where he says he had sex with Melania a full year before Donald Trump commenced his relationship with Melania”

Online Abortion Pills Are Probably Next On The Trump Chopping Block

U.S. abortion opponents are increasingly frustrated with the lack of action by President Donald Trump's administration to stem the flow of abortion pills prescribed online that they view as undermining state abortion bans.

Israel is now doing to Lebanon what it did, and is doing, to Gaza.

War crimes every single day. - KNEECAP

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Business/Tech News

Both Donald Trump and his Slovene-born escort spent years calling for Obama’s birth certificate. I am calling for Melania Trump’s legal immigration papers: How did she get an “Einstein” visa for extraordinary abilities despite her blatant lie under oath about her college degrees? - Andrea Junker

Uh, Does NASA Have A Serial Killer On The Loose? Not Kidding.
A NASA scientist mysteriously died without any cause of death listed or autopsy — sparking questions about whether he was part of a pattern of deaths tied to the US space and nuclear program...He joins eight other scientists or top officials who have died or disappeared recently.

Why don’t we have a name to go with the pilot who got rescued? - Tim Hannan

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Wednesday, April 8, 2026

A fragile U.S.-Iran ceasefire shows cracks as attacks continue across the region

A fragile U.S.-Iran ceasefire shows cracks as attacks continue across the region

The U.S. and Iran reached a temporary ceasefire, with Israel saying it supports the agreement but is continuing its assault on Iranian-backed Hezbollah in...

Spain’s Prime Minister, on the ceasefire, says Spain 'will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The only clear winners of Trump's Iran War: the speculators who made hundreds of millions trading on Mar a Lago inside information. - David Frum

Now that World War 3 is over, what do you think World War 4 will be about? - Greg

Michael Moore Is Big Mad

Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore trashed Democrats as “cowards” and accused the party’s leadership of actually supporting President Donald Trump’s Iran war.

Moore took to Substack on Tuesday following Trump’s warning that Iranian “civilization” would be wiped out if a deal was not reached by his 8 p.m. deadline. He later extended the deadline by two weeks. Moore accused the president of threatening a “holocaust” and declared the U.S. are the “bad guys” in this war.

Next month: the US strikes Greenland and it somehow ends with Trump giving Alaska to Denmark. - Rupert Myers

Ghislaine Maxwell was asked who could corroborate her version of events.

Her answer: a president or a prince.

Neither was subpoenaed. Neither was questioned. Neither was charged. - Epstein File Search

Republican Shenanigans

After yesterday, we know exactly how far Republicans will go to stay silent. All the way to the brink of nuclear apocalypse. - Miles Taylor

What Will Pam Bondi Do With Her Life Now? Retire? Manage Epstein Island?

Former U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi does not plan to appear for a planned interview with a House of Representatives committee ‌on the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files following her firing by President Donald Trump, the ‌Justice Department told Congress on Wednesday.

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages

Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want

Trump: deal!

FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator. - crunchy

I’m beginning to understand how Trump went bankrupt so many times. - Julius Kim

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Rock The Voter News

In my lifetime, not once has a Democrat entered the White House without a massive mess to clean up from the Republican who occupied the office before them. - OldManLefty

One good use of the supposed two-week ceasefire is to get back to talking about the Epstein files - George Conway

Trump is what we feared Goldwater might be in 1964. Only Goldwater lost 44 states. We used to be a real country. -OS

Port Washington, Wisconsin Votes No To Data Centers

A Wisconsin city passed a referendum Tuesday targeting data center construction, requiring future large-scale projects that receive tax benefits to secure approval from local voters.

Port Washington, which sits just north of Milwaukee, approved the referendum with about 66 percent support, according to unofficial results published by the county. It is the first measure of its kind in the nation, Politico reported.

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JD Vance Scolds Iran: “President Trump Is Making You Rich From the Strait of Hormuz and You Haven’t Said Thank You Once” - Andy Borowitz

Maybe We Should Ask AI How To Get Rid of Trump and His Cronies

Anthropic is framing its latest cybersecurity effort as a race against time, using an unreleased frontier model to help some of the world's largest tech and finance companies identify software flaws before attackers equipped with similar AI can exploit them.

In Project Glasswing, announced Tuesday, the company is giving a select group of major tech and financial firms access to Claude Mythos Preview, a frontier model that has already uncovered thousands of previously unknown software vulnerabilities. Anthropic says the model is too dangerous to release to the general public.

It’s kinda weird we had a choice in the last election between equality or Armageddon.

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