Friday, February 26, 2021

US intelligence report finds Saudi Crown Prince responsible for approving operation that killed Khashoggi

The US intelligence report on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi says that Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman approved the operation to capture or kill the Saudi journalist.


The US doesn't need Saudi Arabia, they need the US. Bush & Trump both lavished attention on them. Sickening.


Trump helped MBS get a pass for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi and then bragged about it to Bob Woodward. He did this because he knew how deeply Kushner was involved with MBS and by extension so were his own financial interests. - Noel Casler

 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

When Donald Trump gets a standing O at CPAC, remember they’re applauding a man who fomented a riot in the US Capital and who, thanks to stupidity, ineptitude, and callous disregard, killed hundreds of thousands of Americans. That is who they are applauding. - Stephen King

 


 







Republican Shenanigans

Trump’s Taxes Reveal He Claimed Ted Cruz as Dependent. - Andy Borowitz

 



Cult Alert! Cult Alert!
A golden statue of former President Trump was unveiled late Thursday at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Orlando, Fla., quickly prompting ridicule from social media users, many of whom compared it to the Old Testament account of the Golden Calf.







Trump’s 2024 slogan will apparently be “Make Americans Die Again.” - Andy Borowitz

 



Maybe if Neera Tanden had gotten banned by Twitter for spreading violent and seditious lies Republican senators would be currying favor with her instead of blocking her nomination. - Dan Rather

 




Conservative Christian Cruelty On Display In The Halls Of Congress
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia Republican who's become a flashpoint for her promotion of dangerous conspiracy theories, on Wednesday placed an anti-transgender sign outside her office to mock Rep. Marie Newman, a Democrat from Illinois whose daughter is transgender, in a back-and-forth that quickly spread on social media and drew widespread outrage.



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Business/Tech News

Prosecutors Seize Trump’s Tax Returns Seconds Before He Could Flush Them Down Toilet. - Andy Borowitz

 




Good Idea To Offer A Selection For Vegans!
Plant-based meat alternative company Beyond Meat on Thursday announced two new multiyear partnerships with McDonald’s and Yum Brands fast-food chains KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. 


Life is just choosing your subway sandwich when you're 9 and ordering the same one until you die. - Lisa Pizza tweet






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Now that's what I call a she shed.

Peace.

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

I'll be back on Friday

 The MyGutterGuys are busy installing my gutters and other construction needs.

Side note: I was contacted by the local medic here about receiving the vaccine in the near future. He was verifying my address and will contact me asap. Nice service, eh?


Not to leave you empty-handed, here are a few laughs.












Ron Johnson Calls Hillary’s Absence from Insurrection Videos Suspicious. - Andy Borowitz

 


 

Merrick Garland has vowed to target white supremacists, and for a change it is not to give them Medals of Freedom. - Stephen Colbert

 


 

Whenever I need cheering up, I think of Ivanka sobbing weakly as the gravy train derails. - Middle Age Riot

 


 

Thank you for visiting.


Peace and love.


Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Hawley Bristles When Asked About Criticism He's Complicit in Capitol Riots: 'Outrageous ... Utter Lie'



Senator Josh Hawley has come under serious criticism in the weeks following the riots at the Capitol building, particularly over his continuing to raise objections to the election results even after the riots.


I wonder if there is enough space in the federal prison system to house all these congressional insurrectionists.

Remember, most of the ppl blaming the federal government for everything just spent 4 years not blaming the federal government for anything. - John Fugelsang

 



Ted Cruz left his dog behind on his ill fated Mexico trip, but before you feel sorry for the dog, remember the dog got to spend two days away from Cruz. - Stephen Colbert

 




Clarence Thomas Reminds Me Of The Black Butler in Django Unchained
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas wrote a dissent after the high court refused to hear a Republican challenge to a Pennsylvania state court decision that extended the deadline to receive mail-in ballots in last November's election -- which once again raised questions about his wife's activism ahead of the Jan. 6 insurrection.


Hello to everyone who did not have to give up their tax returns to the Manhattan District Attorney. - Aaron Parnas tweet

 


 

Republican Shenanigans

Are some republicans a little nervous hearing that Garland will fully investigate anyone involved in the January 6th insurrection?  - Mama C2 tweet

 


 


Will George Clooney Expose Jim Jordan? Damn Straight.


Marjorie Taylor Greene Questions Whether Merrick Garland Will Use His Lasers For Good. - Andy Borowitz

 


 


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Merrick Garland Glad He Never Got Meetings With Republican Senators Given What Assholes They Are. - Andy Borowitz

Americans Favor Eleven Dollars An Hour For Joe Manchin. - Andy Borowitz


Negligent Homiciders Gather In Florida. I Made Up The Word, Homiciders. 





A million years ago I worked for Enron and I tried to explain the business model to my dad and when I was done he said “that sounds like check kiting” and I rolled my eyes because DADS and I figured I hadn’t explained it correctly but it turns out I nailed it. - Deborah Scaramastra tweet



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If I ever have another kid, I’m gonna name them Amazon so they don’t have to pay taxes. - The Hoarse Whisperer





"If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It's one world, pal. We're all neighbors." - Frank Sinatra










Peace.

Monday, February 22, 2021

Supreme Court declines to shield Trump's tax returns from Manhattan DA

Supreme Court declines to shield Trump's tax returns from Manhattan DA
The Supreme Court on Monday rebuffed a bid by former President Trump to shield his tax returns and other financial records from a New York grand jury subpoena.


Trump Regrets Not Naming Ivanka, Eric, and Don, Jr., to Supreme Court. - Andy Borowitz

 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

What is happening in Myanmar is what would be going on right now had Trump been successful on 1/6. - Tim Hannan 

 



The U.N. Human Rights Council Needs To Add Republicans To This List


I have no idea what Joe Biden did all weekend and it's f*cking glorious. - Jeff Tiedrich

 



Republican Shenanigans

Cocaine just checked into rehab to get off of Don Jr. - The USA Singers tweet

 



Republicans Are Pulling Every Magic Trick To Ignore Climate Change


When Trump is criminally charged, his passport should be confiscated so he can’t flee the country. - Jon Cooper

 



Republicans Should Be Careful What They Wish For


Texans Would Rather Not Have Water If It Means Talking To Ted Cruz. - Andy Borowitz

 



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New York Prosecutors Demand That Giuliani Be Trump’s Lawyer. - Andy Borowitz

When is Merrick Garland going to cry and talk about how much he loves beer? - Hamish Mitchell



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Business/Tech News

For four years Trump got away with lying hour after hour, day after day, degrading the capacity of millions and millions to know the truth. Now Republicans are continuing to get TV bookings to lie about the election, a sign of media failure that must stop.- Michael Beschloss

 



My Pillow Guy May Lose All His Pillows
Dominion Voting Systems is suing MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell for $1.3 billion in damages, alleging the pillow salesman defamed the company with his false claims about the 2020 presidential election.



My Pillow Guy Seen Weeping Into His Pillow. - Andy Borowitz


 





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