All Hat No Cattle

Monday, May 18, 2026

Limited edition

I was up to my neck filling out forms online today. Ay yi yi yi. All is good.

I won't leave you empty handed, so here are a bunch of memes...

Sorry for the humor inconvenience. I'll return tomorrow!

Peace.

Friday, May 15, 2026

China: ‘No point’ in continuing Iran war

China: ‘No point’ in continuing Iran war

The Chinese Foreign Ministry said Friday that it saw “no point” for the U.S. conflict with Iran to continue, as President Trump claimed he reached agreement with Chinese President Xi Jinping on key issues in the war, such as reopening the Strait of Hormuz.

“There is no point in continuing this conflict which should not have happened in the first place,” a Foreign Ministry spokesperson said

President Xi giving Trump rose seeds after he and Melania destroyed the White House rose garden with a giant concrete slab is unbelievably petty and I love it. - Jaime Bonkiewicz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump's performance in China has been a unique, extraordinary and embarrassing combination of weakness, obsequiousness, lack of preparation, amateurism, and incompetence. It just seems normal because we've become desensitized by the constant circus. - Thomas Juneau

Art of the Steal
President Donald Trump is set to drop his $10 billion lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service in exchange for the creation of a fund that will pay up to $1.7 billion to some of his political allies, including people involved with the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, ABC News reported on Thursday night.

Trump is negotiating to settle his lawsuit against his own IRS, and one of the remedies being floated (along with almost 2 billion dollars) is the IRS dropping all audits of Trump, his family, and his businesses.

Just absolutely staggering corruption. - Angry Staffer

Republican Shenanigans

In a short span of time, both King Charles and President Xi showed the world what a laughingstock Donald Trump is. Republicans are either gluttons for punishment or too dense to notice. Probably both. - Andrea Junker

Dear Gawd, Is He Going To Chop Down The Cherry Trees?

President Trump on Friday announced the location of his long-anticipated “National Garden of American Heroes,” one of several projects the administration is undertaking to celebrate the nation’s 250th birthday.,,“When finished, West Potomac Park will be a World Class Masterpiece with elegant Landscaping, and adorned with Beautiful Statues, and be yet another one of my great projects to make Washington, D.C., the Safest and Most Beautiful Capital in the World,” he wrote.

“People don’t want to work” has always been a weird argument.

Offer $350K a year to flip burgers and watch how fast applications start pouring in.

The problem isn’t work.

It’s pay. - Rushi

Xi Jinping called the U.S. a “declining nation” straight to the President’s face… wow - The Enforcer

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Rock The Voter News

Of Course, He Affected the 2016 Election...We Are Not Stupid.
Former FBI Director James Comey told CNN Thursday that he didn’t regret his investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s personal emails even though his actions have been blamed by critics for contributing to Donald Trump’s presidential win in 2016.

Obama doesn’t need to stay up all night posting about how Trump should be arrested because Trump was actually arrested and convicted on 34 felony charges - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Trump is allowing 500k more Chinese students to enter America, and he's allowing the Chinese government to buy more American farm land while 46% of American farms are on the brink of foreclosure. Did you vote for this, MAGA? You did. - Liam Nissan

I Definitely Feel The Pinch. Ouch!
The U.S. dollar fell to another historic low against Costa Rica’s colón on Thursday, closing at ¢453.94 in the wholesale foreign-exchange market, known as Monex. It was the second consecutive session in which the dollar reached its lowest level since the Central Bank began publishing the series in December 2007.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

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Time To Deflate Photo

Ilha de Cayo Largo, Cuba. Why can't we just be friends?

Peace.

Thursday, May 14, 2026

Beaming Trump Stoked As Xi Jinping Shouts Out MAGA During Live Global Event

Beaming Trump Stoked As Xi Jinping Shouts Out MAGA During Live Global Event

...The president embarked on a high-stakes trip to Beijing, China, this week, where he was greeted with a level of pomp and circumstance that visibly impressed him.

At their first official meeting, Trump gushed about his relationship with Xi, telling him, “You and I have known each other now for a long time. In fact, the longest relationship of our two countries that any president and president has had, and that’s, to me, an honor. We’ve had a fantastic relationship.”

Trump Tours Chinese Factory that Manufactures his Bibles - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

President Obama on Iran: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz”

America can’t be saved. Far too many stupid people who don’t know they’re stupid and would rather die than learn anything. - uncatfishable

Israel Loses The New York Times
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu ordered preparations for a defamation lawsuit against The New York Times after the paper published a column alleging “brutal sexual abuse” of Palestinians held in Israeli detention facilities.

Israel losing the New York Times is reminiscent of LBJ realising the Vietnam War was unwinnable when he said ‘We’ve lost Cronkite’
He was right. - liam cunningham

Republican Shenanigans

Reminder: According to The Heritage Foundation’s own data, there have been fewer than 100 documented cases of non-citizens voting illegally in more than 40 years. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

I Wonder if the CIA Uses The Bourne Identity Series For Training Films
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL) claimed on Wednesday that the CIA entered Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard’s warehouse and took away files relating to MK-ULTRA and the assassination of former President John F. Kennedy.

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Rock The Voter News

Nobody really thinks it was a coincidence that Trump owned Miss Teen USA at the same time he was friends with Epstein, do they?
- smc429

No One Is Going To Make The DOJ Release The Epstein Files, Are They?
Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY) accused the Department of Justice of “covering up for” President Donald Trump by redacting and refusing to release millions of documents relating to the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein on Wednesday.

Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and not immigrants.

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Business/Tech News

If we already have operating and functional AI, why the sudden need to build multiple 40,000 acre data centers all across the country?

“We need to build these data centers so you can use AI.”

We already use AI… - Stew Peters

Do The House of Representatives Next.
Senators unanimously approved a resolution Thursday to withhold their pay during government shutdowns, an attempt to make federal closures financially painful for lawmakers after a string of record-breaking impasses in the past year.

Fact: Every Democratic president for the last 35 years had to rescue the economy from a Republican recession. - Alex Cole

NBC Nightly News said the Great Wall of China is visible from the moon.

Do they do any fact-checking over there? - BeingJWood

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It is great to be back in the saddle! I'm not 100% but close!
Thank you all for your good wishes.

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