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Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Hunter Biden Uses His Newly Active Social Media Presence to Deny White House Cocaine Was His

Hunter Biden Uses His Newly Active Social Media Presence to Deny White House Cocaine Was His

Hunter Biden recently started posting more frequently on social media, and took the opportunity Tuesday to smack down a rumor about the cocaine that was discovered in the White House in the summer of 2023.

In early July 2023, a “small bag of cocaine” was discovered on the ground floor of the White House’s West Wing, reported The Washington Post. The white powder was found “near where visitors taking tours are instructed to leave their cellphones, according to three people familiar with the investigation,” the Post reported, and its discovery sparked a Secret Service investigation, a barrage of questions for then-White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, and countless puns, memes, and jokes about who might have been left the drug behind.

Hunter would be a better president than Trump, high or not.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it. - Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY)

Expect Even Higher Gas Prices Soon Due To Trump's Poor Planning...

America’s emergency oil reserve is dropping toward levels not seen since the 1980s, as the United States rapidly drains its supplies to stabilize global energy markets rattled by the war with Iran.

According to the latest report from the Energy Information Administration (EIA), the U.S. has 365.1 million barrels of oil sitting in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) in the week ending May 22, compared to 374.2 million a week prior and down by over 50 million barrels since the conflict began on February 28.

Its funny. When George Bush jr finally left office I was like phew, thank christ that's over. That'll be the last time republicans run an absolute idiot for president.

Man... - Boston Smalls

Republican Shenanigans

It would be kinda cool if they made the removal of his name from The Kennedy Center a live tv event with Stephen Colbert hosting it. - MP Arizona

So, Is Trump Planning To Steal AI Models?

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Tuesday that would provide the government with an early look at powerful new artificial intelligence models, giving officials a chance to brace the economy for security risks.

Trump had been expected to sign an order on the issue last month but reversed course following last-minute lobbying by tech industry executives.

“Almonds actually use more water than AI.”

Okay, but I can eat almonds, and almonds have never applied for my job, written my performance review, or claimed they can replace me. - oreva

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Rock The Voter News

I still can’t believe we have a Fox News host running our military. - John Collins

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof. - Captain Obvious

New Mexico's Investigation of Epstein's Ranch Continues...

New Mexico legislators probing Jeffrey Epstein on Monday said they have issued their first subpoenas, calling for evidence on the late sex offender from 14 ‌entities including federal law enforcement agencies, the state governor's office and a Santa Fe scientific institute.

The New Mexico ‌Truth Commission, in its second meeting since it was set up in February, also heard testimony from Rachel Benavidez, a survivor of alleged sexual abuse at Epstein's New Mexico ranch, as well as family members of the late Virginia Giuffre, another survivor.

Bad bunny is filling stadiums in Madrid, while The orange guy can’t fill the White House lawn. - I love Puerto Rico

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Business/Tech News

Fact: Every Democratic president for the last 35 years had to rescue the economy from a Republican recession. - Alex Cole

Either AI Is Going To Take Over Everything Or AI Is Going To Take Over Everything
Anthropic on Monday said it filed plans for an initial public offering, setting it up for a share sale that could value the company in the trillion-dollar range as it races against rival OpenAI.

Don't Forget:
We don't need A.I. data centers.
THEY do.

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One is a dolphin and the other is a dolphout.

Peace.

Monday, June 1, 2026

Trump tells CNBC: 'I don't care' if Iran negotiations are over

Trump tells CNBC: 'I don't care' if Iran negotiations are over

President Donald Trump told CNBC's Eamon Javers, "I don't care" if peace negotiations with Iran are over. Trump told CNBC he was "going to...

Kyle Kulinski: “The oligarchs are not brilliant. The billionaires aren’t amazing and the hardest working and most intelligent. They’re actually a bunch of dipsh-ts. A bunch of f--king idiots who get lucky. They’re the parasites. It’s not somebody on food stamps barely getting by”

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump Says Slush Fund Was Eric's Idea - Andy Borowitz

Short, Fat, or Old People Not Allowed! Trump Is 2 Out Of 3!
In preparation for President Donald Trump’s UFC fight on the White House South Lawn next month, Pentagon officials are hoping to lure hundreds of troops to attend the event. The catch? Troops need to meet strict physical requirements, including weight and height standards, in order to be eligible.

Damn now even the UFC fighters are pulling out
What's left besides a Vanilla Ice concert ? - George Lopez

Republican Shenanigans

Judge Orders Trump’s Name Removed From Bible - Andy Borowitz

Larger News Is When Is He Going To Do This Again...

President Donald Trump will drop his highly controversial $1.8 billion weaponization fund, which was created by settling his lawsuit against the IRS with his own Justice Department, according to Axios’s Marc Caputo.

“It’s dead for now,” an administration source told Caputo in the report.

“How did we go from paper straws to data centres?”

Because no one listened to the environmentalists who said unchecked corporate pollution was the bigger issue. - oreva

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Rock The Voter News

When it comes to the midterms, vote like you don't want to be imprisoned in a former Amazon Warehouse for criticizing Donald Trump. - Thelma Johnson

1st Amendment Rights or Nah?

A federal judge temporarily blocked the National Park Service (NPS) on Monday from revoking a permit for a 24/7 anti-Trump protest in the nation’s capital over the display of an “86 47” flag.

7 years sober today.

Thank you to everyone who has walked this road with me. - Hunter Biden

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Business/Tech News

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied with what they already have. - Thrilla the Gorilla

British Media Is Doing What The US Media Should Do.
Iran has damaged 20 US military sites since the start of the war, satellite images and videos analysed by BBC Verify show, suggesting the attacks are more extensive than publicly acknowledged.

It would be pretty cool if billionaires started competing over who could plant the most trees, house the most homeless people, and remove the most pollution from the Earth. - oreva

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks. - Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

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The Great Wall of China that Mexico did not build.

Peace.

Friday, May 29, 2026

Judge blocks renaming, closure of Kennedy Center

Judge blocks renaming, closure of Kennedy Center

President Donald Trump’s effort to rebrand the Kennedy Center in his own name is illegal, a federal judge ruled Friday.

U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper said the rebranding of the institution that honors President John F. Kennedy as the “Trump-Kennedy Center” violated the clear language of federal law that requires the building to honor “President Kennedy and President Kennedy alone.”

BREAKING: we just won our Kennedy Center case!

Both the renaming & the closure of the Kennedy Center are enjoined

Kudos to our wonderful client @RepBeatty & my colleagues @DDAction_& Washington Litigation Group

This is a 1-2 punch against Trump's corruption - Norm Eisen

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

I saw it with my own eyes: moldy food. People needing immediate medical attention who can’t see a doctor for over a week or who can’t get their medicine.

The fact is that the Trump Administration can't get their story straight about what's going on. Delaney Hall should be closed NOW. - Rep. Frank Pallone

He Broke It, And Now He's Gonna Buy It!
According to a Thursday report from The New York Times, the draft framework being discussed by U.S. and Iranian negotiators would pave the way for a massive $300 billion “reconstruction program” for Iran as part of the broader agreement to end the conflict.

I can't believe 77M f--king morons put us through this sh-t twice. - Allyson

Republican Shenanigans

Quick question
Republicans do know that holding a huge outdoor event on the White House lawn totally invalidates their arguments for a ballroom
Correct? - William Bueker

What Grand Jury Would Indict Her?
Media reports that the Department of Justice (DOJ) is investigating E. Jean Carroll — who won an $83 million lawsuit against President Trump in 2024 — is creating a major headache for Senate Republicans, who will likely be forced to defend the controversial probe on the Senate floor next month.

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Rock The Voter News

Paxton Claims Talarico Lacks Crime Experience Necessary to Represent Texas
I interviewed E. Jean Carroll, and she was truly inspiring. If an 82-year-old woman isn't afraid of Trump, what excuse to the rest of us have? - Andy Borowitz

Ken Paxton’s divorce trial begins June 24 at the Collin County Courthouse in McKinney and is open to the public. - Hey Jo Jo

Go Go Go, New Mexico!

Two Democrats and three Republicans will square off in the semi-open primary for New Mexico's gubernatorial seat on Tuesday, June 2, 2026.

As of Thursday, May 28, 2026, approximately 77% of independent voters in New Mexico have opted for a Democratic Party ballot compared to a Republican Party ballot at 23% for early voting, according to KOAT political expert Brian Sanderoff.

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Business/Tech News

So let me get this straight. Peter Thiel creates the foundation for a surveillance state, then moves his family to Argentina because of the future of America. Not concerning at all lol. - leahfiles

No Cry For Me, Argentina.

The Trump Dump

A Washington, D.C., preservation group has filed court documents alleging that the Trump administration has dumped loads of toxic debris from the White House’s East Wing demolition at a local golf course...According to the filing, shared by MeidasTouch’s Scott MacFarlane on Friday, “results from Defendants’ own tests on the debris pile (which now substantially surpasses Defendants’ original assurance of 30,000 cubic yards) show concerning levels of arsenic, hydrocarbons, and other dangerous pollutants – including lead.”

An iphone 'journalist' in the white house press corp just asked Scott Bessant who's funding antifa?

When I was a baby in 1944, it was War Bonds - Sandi

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Montserrat is a spectacular multi-peaked mountain and Benedictine monastery located 45 km northwest of Barcelona, Spain. Do they yodel in Spain? Because I'd want to yodel!

Peace.