Thursday, March 5, 2026

Trump taps Sen. Markwayne Mullin after firing Kristi Noem as DHS secretary


President Donald Trump fired Kristi Noem as Homeland Security secretary and said he will replace her with Sen. Markwayne Mullin, an Oklahoma...


 Right now, Kristi Noem is at home, depressed, eating ice cream, and watching the ending of “Old Yeller” over and over again to try to cheer herself up. - Jay Black








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Roman Jews in 43 BC: "Persia is weeks away from developing a trebuchet" - faustianwigger









Why doesn’t the U.S. invade North Korea?

Oil: 0%

Nukes: 100% - Partisan_12









How Long Until Iran Runs Out Of Firepower? 
Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Putin.









In Latest Explanation, Trump Blames War in Iran on Fauci. - Andy Borowitz









You know the Marine who got his arm broken for speaking out against the war? Laura Loomer is now posting photos of his children on the internet. - Liam Nissan










Republican Shenanigans



New Mexico approved an investigation into Epstein's Zorro Ranch in February 2026.

The ranch manager told the FBI in 2007 about masseuses being flown in.

The FBI never properly searched the property.

It took 19 years. - Epstein File Search











He's Dying To Fire Off A Nuke












Stopped at several shops and gas stations on the way to Tehran. Everything is open, there doesn‘t appear to be shortages even of fresh produce. No lines at gas stations. - Frederik Pleitgen, CNN




















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A data center in Ohio just got a $4.5 MILLION tax break.
10 new full-time jobs will be created.

I have never seen a clearer example of corporate tax breaks playing in our faces.

They're not even hiding the grift anymore. - 4TaxFairness








Will Greenland Be Next? 











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Business/Tech News



Imagine sexual perverts being allowed to vote on whether or not their sexual perversion is made public while they use your money to quiet the victims. 

Welcome to the Congress of the United States. - Loren Culp








At Least Someone Is Trying To Stop NEW Tariffs...









Trump says his life was better before he became president.

Dude, the world was a better place before you became president! - Amoxicillin




 






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Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Hegseth Lashes Out: Americans Killed Are ‘Front Page News,’ Makes Trump Look Bad




Pete Hegseth lashed out at the news media for making tragic deaths in the Iran war "front page news" in order to mke President Donald Trump "look bad."




Trump Visits Tomb of the Unknown War Rationale. - Andy Borowitz








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"You told Americans to depart now via commercial means when you know many airports/airspace are closed. You must immediately schedule U.S. government evacuation flights for the stranded Americans in danger. Maybe you should have thought of a frickin' plan first."
Rep. Ted Lieu to Marco Rubio








Hegseth Said This Is Not A Regime Change War. He May Be Right.
The son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has emerged as the leading contender to take over as his successor.









“You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. This is how prayer works.” 

-Pope Francis








Let's be clear: the U.S. had a deal that could have prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.

Trump ripped up that deal.

Then he started a war instead of doing the hard work of diplomacy to stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. - Senator Elizabeth Warren









Republican Shenanigans



Dow Jones, in its 130 year history has dropped a 1000 points or more 14 times. 

12 out of those 14 times were under Donald Trump Presidency. - tic toc









It's About Damn Time!
The House Ethics Committee launched a formal investigation into Rep. Tony Gonzales Wednesday, establishing a panel to probe allegations that the Texas Republican “engaged in sexual misconduct towards an individual employed in his congressional office” and “discriminated unfairly by dispensing special favors or privileges.”










Trump’s reason for attacking Iran keeps changing because he can’t say the real reason: he has been credibly accused of raping a 13-year-old child and is desperate to change the subject. - Andy Borowitz









I’m honestly kind of loving the idea of a rapture. Can you imagine if we all woke up and they were just gone? - Jamie Bonkiewicz







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Hunter S. Thompson was right. It's just a big f--king casino on drugs. - Gil Durham








My My My Minnesota!
A Minnesota state prosecutor announced an investigation on Monday that may lead to charges against federal officers, including Greg Bovino, for misconduct during an immigration enforcement crackdown.










My fellow Americans, it's time we admit the uncomfortable truth:

We have lost the plot.

We are a modern day Rome in decline, with a Caligula at its head, and a Senate full of elitists, know  nothings.

We are the baddies. - MPArizona








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Business/Tech News


Chinese Printing Factory Inserts Unredacted Epstein Files Into Trump Bible - Andy Borowitz







Come On People, Give Kristi Noem A Break, She's Busy Decorating Her Mile High Club
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s policy of personally reviewing expenditures of more than $100,000 has held up more than 1,000 contracts, grants and awards at the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), according to a new report from Senate Democrats.












The Adventures of Taco the Chihuahua 🐕

This morning Taco gave me that bark...LET ME OUT! THERE'S A DOG! NOW!!!

He was rabid. So I opened the door and he raced out to my fenced porch, furiously looking for the dog. Suddenly the dog appears, totally ignores Taco. The dog was Rio, my neighbor's dog, who rarely visits. Nice dog. Taco starts screaming as though he was being murdered. Screaming. SCREAMING MORE! It scared everyone. Neighbors came out to see what the commotion was. Even the other dogs, Loki and Sacha, galloped over to see what happened.  ¿qué pasó?

Never underestimate the power of a chihuahua.











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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

GOP Senator Excoriates Kristi Noem: DHS Is a ‘Disaster Under Your Leadership!’

Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) took a metaphorical flamethrower to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem Tuesday, eviscerating her leadership as a "disaster."



The only thing missing from Thom Tillis’ beautiful takedown of Kristi Noem was making her go out on in the backyard and cut down a switch before he delivered that ass whippin’. She looked sadder than a strip club with a broken ATM. - Noel Casler









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



The last time 3 U.S. military jets went down in one day was during the Vietnam War. More than 50 years ago. - samswey












Trump Said That The USA Has ‘Virtually Unlimited’ Weapons Which Will Do No Good Without Any Known Targets
FBI Director Kash Patel fired at least a dozen counterintelligence staffers at the FBI mere days before the U.S. strikes on Iran, despite their relevant expertise, because they had also previously worked on the investigation into the classified documents at President Donald Trump’s residence at Mar-a-Lago, according to a report by the New York Sun.









Nothing in the Bible commands you to support a country founded in 1948 by the Rothschilds. - Mandy Arthur









Just so we're clear, the number of Americans who approve of Trump's Iran war is 27%. 

So we're also clear, the number of Americans who approved of the Vietnam War at its end in 1973-4 was 29%. - Rick Wilson











Republican Shenanigans



Never before has a rash filled a nation with so much hope. - Paula Poundstone









Sen. Amy Klobuchar Socked It To Kristi Noem









I’m still laughing at how Hillary Clinton ate James Comer’s lunch, schooled Anna Paulina Luna, put Lauren Boebert in her place, and just overall dominated her deposition in front of the House Oversight Committee.

She owned them, and it was glorious. - Art Candee







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Under "Sleepy Joe" we could sleep at night. - Janice Hough









This Is What A Governor Should Do. You Go, Gov. Walz!
Minnesota on Monday sued the Trump administration for withholding hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds to the state, alleging it is a “political punishment” that will only serve to harm the more than 1 million Minnesotans who are enrolled in the program.









DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:

Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"

And, it included a non-party in the caption.

These are the people who want access to your voting records and who my team fights in court every day. - Marc E. Elias














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Business/Tech News



What are the 3 branches of government again? 

I know its pedophiles and corporations but whats the third one? - rabbitholebot









Will South Africa Relent To Elon Musk?
Starlink, Elon Musk's internet from space, wants to bring fast internet to South Africa. But South Africa has a rule: telecom companies must have 30% black ownership. Starlink offered a big donation instead, but the government said no, they need ownership. This means many people in South Africa, especially in rural areas, can't get Starlink's internet, even though they really want it. It's a big fight between new technology and old rules.










We do not belong to a constitutional republic.   We are  ruled by gangsters and madmen - Netanyahu Trump - the new tech overlords and oligarchs  power mad  ghouls - unthinkable greed - madness insanity. - John Cusack











Social Media: Where you can post a blueberry muffin and somehow end up in a fight.











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Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo
Today in 1776, American troops seize the British outpost in Nassau, Bahamas. The invaders succeed in capturing a stockpile of much-needed gunpowder. It's the first mission of the newly formed Continental Marines, precursor to the United States Marine Corp. Oorah!

Peace.