Friday, April 3, 2026

1 crew member rescued after US fighter jet shot down in Iran, officials tell AP



A U.S. fighter jet was shot down in Iran on Friday and one crew member was rescued, officials said, the first aircraft downed since the war began nearly five weeks ago.
It marked a major escalation in the conflict just two days after President Donald Trump said in a national address that the U.S. has “beaten and completely decimated Iran” and was “going to finish the job, and were going to finish it very fast.”




Iran just shot down a U.S. fighter jet, which is astonishing since Trump just told us Iran was obliterated. - Andy Borowitz









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

This is the same man who called joining Trump’s war “buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.”

The French are not holding back.
- Gandalv








A Lot of This Money Will End Up In Trump's & Co.'s Pocket









Remember when Pete Hegseth’s mom wrote a whole letter saying her son was trash and he shouldn’t be allowed power over anyone? - Akilah Hughes








Iran Struggles to Find Targets in U.S. That Trump Has Not Already Attacked.- Andy Borowitz










Republican Shenanigans


Pam Bondi Just learned the oldest political lesson in history:
Temporary power is never worth permanent disgrace. - John Fugelsang









Fraudster Claims To Look For Fraud










Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men. - Covie







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Just a reminder that 18 U.S. Code § 592 makes it a crime punishable by 5 years in prison to deploy federal troops to polling places.  - Citizens for Ethics








What I've Learned From Trump Is If You Don't Like A Law, Just Ignore It
The Justice Department said that a federal law enacted in the wake of the Watergate scandal that requires the president to preserve certain documents and turn them over to the National Archives at the end of his administration is unconstitutional.








The older I get, the more convinced I am that anxiety and depression are just natural responses to a deeply unjust society. - OrevaZSN








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I don't usually brag about my pricey, exorbitant trips but i just got back from the gas station. - Lane








Judges May Save This Country From Complete Collapse











This is not a good Friday! - Jesus H. Christ











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Time To Deflate Photo
Earth peeks behind a window of the Orion spacecraft. I🩷NASA.

TGIF Everyone and have a lovely Easter weekend!

Peace.



Thursday, April 2, 2026

Trump fires Pam Bondi as US attorney general, White House official says


Trump fires Pam Bondi as US attorney general, White House official says
 U.S. President Donald Trump removed Attorney General Pam Bondi from her post on Thursday, a White House official said, following mounting frustration with her performance, including her handling ‌of investigative files related to the late financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Trump had also reportedly grown frustrated that Bondi ‌was not moving quickly enough to prosecute critics and adversaries who he wanted to face criminal charges.




Pam Bondi knows where the bodies 
are buried. She's seen the evidence 
on Donald Trump. If she was smart,  
she'd release the unredacted Epstein 
files and save her own a**. - MayoIsSpicyy









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



Empires have fallen before, but I'm not sure I've ever seen one jump off a cliff. - Kadi








Hard to believe that Trump hasn’t used his Sharpie to widen the Strait of Hormuz by 500 miles. - Captain Obvious




 



Ooo La La! Trump Insults French President Macron! Macron Ignores Him.










In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general. - Jon Lovett










Realizing that child r*ape is not a dealbreaker for many Americans has been the absolute black pill of my life. - Mandy Arthur








Republican Shenanigans


Bondi was awful, but no worse than Patel. Noem was terrible, but no worse than Hegseth. Funny that it’s only the women who get fired. - Bill Kristol











Only One Voted No.








Just a reminder the new "acting" Attorney General of the United States is the president's personal lawyer and orchestrated the transfer of convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a cushy prison camp. - adgirlMM










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BREAKING: THE SENILE GROUNDHOG POPPED OUT OF HIS BALLROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DECLARED THREE MORE WEEKS OF WAR. - Awesome News









Public Lawbreakers That Bondi Missed
A federal judge in California ruled Wednesday that federal agents violated a previous court order restricting them from making immigration arrests without a warrant during an enforcement operation in Sacramento last summer.







So Artemis is on its way to the moon. And neither Elon nor Jeffy built the rocket - NASA did. S*ck it. - Josh Helfgot









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Woke up happy to be mexican I think ima go take someone's job today. - The Mexican Community







High Gas Prices Will Raise Prices On Transported Goods. This Is Beyond Trump's Ken.


I dance like people wish they weren't watching.










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Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Supreme Court Arguments Wrap in Landmark Challenge to Trump Birthright Citizenship Executive Order


WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court heard oral argument today in Trump v. Barbara, a nationwide class action brought by the American Civil Liberties Union,...




My grandfather was an anchor baby. It turns out the best case against birthright citizenship is Donald. - Mary L. Trump



 





The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Tiffany Trump is the only one of Trump’s kids who is not a beneficiary of birthright citizenship. All the other kids were born before his wives became U.S. citizens. - Grok on X







Iran Claims Trump Is A Liar
...Trump also claimed Wednesday that “Iran's New Regime President” wanted a ceasefire. It wasn't clear to whom the U.S. president was referring since Iran still has the same president. Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman, Esmail Baghaei, called Trump's claim “false and baseless,” according to a report on Iranian state television.








Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany. - Jenni







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Supreme Court Debate on Birthright Citizenship Interrupted by Trump’s Snoring - Andy Borowitz







I'll Believe It When It Passes
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) and Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-SD) announced a new deal between the House and Senate to fund DHS on Wednesday after the House previously rejected a funding bill from the Senate.








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Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing Brit, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion. - cem_uk









Florida Lost Its Election Integrity in 2000, In Case You Didn't Know.
Attorney Mark Elias filed a lawsuit challenging a new Florida election bill right after it was signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), seeking to block the law on First and Fourteenth Amendment grounds.







I am listening to Ron Desantis talk about elections as he is about to sign a new voter suppression law. He is every bit as unhinged as Trump. Amazingly unhinged.

As soon as he stops rambling and signs this bill, Florida will be sued. Stand by....- Marc Elias












Trump Says War Must End So He Can Focus on Ballroom - Andy Borowitz








I was 13 when he passed from WWII injuries. He taught me to read and draw at age 3 and I've never stopped doing both.


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