Thursday, April 2, 2020

Disaster in motion: 3.4 million travelers poured into US as coronavirus pandemic erupted

Disaster in motion: 3.4 million travelers poured into US as coronavirus pandemic erupted
Travel data of passengers arriving in the U.S. from China during the critical period in December, January and February shows a stunning 759,493 people entered the U.S.


We're losing the war because the leader didn't stock up on bullets, denied the enemy was coming and is forcing the generals to bid against each other to buy bullets from ruthless merchants. - Walter Shaub






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I don't ever want to hear a f*cking word about having a business leader run the country. Between Bush and Trump, they have wrecked us. I want a goddamn politician in charge. I want someone who thinks that government is a good thing, not some rank amateur playing dress-up. - The Rude Pundit





Who Friggin' Stabs A Toddler? MAGA Man!
The vicious stabbing of an Asian-American family, including a 2-year-old girl, at a Sam’s Club in Texas earlier this month has been deemed a hate crime by the feds, as authorities continue to raise alarm bells about a potential surge in racially motivated crimes amid the coronavirus outbreak.


Remember when having rubber gloves, a mask, duct tape and a large plastic bag in your trunk would be suspicious? Normal now! - Jim R Bilbrey





Republican Shenanigans

It’s time to abort Republicans out of office. - Irishrygirl





I'm Thrilled My Home Town Fort Lauderdale Came Through
As Holland America’s Zaandam and Rotterdam cruise ships dock at Port Everglades this afternoon, the process of disembarking passengers could last through Friday.


Trump Keeping Promise To Run Country Like His Businesses. - Andy Borowitz






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‘They’re Doing Something To The Street,’ Reports Nation Staring Out Window. - The Onion






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Trump boasting about how great the economy was before the pandemic is like describing a beautiful antique before he fed it to a wood chipper. - Andy Borowitz





Don't Breath In Public!
A scientific committee warned the White House on Wednesday that the coronavirus could spread through breathing and conversing, according to CNN. The committee also warned that it’s possible you could be infected from the virus lingering in an inside environment.


Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer. - The Onion




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America remember. On this day when 240,000 are projected to die from this virus, as hospitals are at their breaking point, this President is fighting in court to take away healthcare insurance coverage from millions of Americans and destroy the ACA, Obamacare. - Wendell Pierce




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Calm down, everyone. It’s just lost jobs and lost lives, it’s not like it’s lost emails. - OhNoSheTwitnt





Maybe the Hurricane Season Will Get Coronavirus and Stay Home
Sixteen named storms, including eight hurricanes, are forecast for the 2020 Atlantic hurricane season, according to early predictions released Thursday by experts at Colorado State University.
Four of the hurricanes will become major storms of Category 3 to 5, with sustained winds of at least 111 mph, the projections indicate for the season that runs from June 1 to November 30.




I know many folks are feeling anxious and worried. I just want you to know that you're not alone. Americans in every corner of the country are feeling the same exact way you are. We may be physically apart, but we are all in this together — and we will overcome this. I promise. - Joe Biden




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Innerdalst√•rnet Mountain, Norway. Their roofs need a trim.  Where are their goats?

Peace.


Wednesday, April 1, 2020

‘Stop lying to our faces!’ Mike Pence flayed for saying Trump never ‘belittled’ COVID-19 threat

‘Stop lying to our faces!’ Mike Pence flayed for saying Trump never ‘belittled’ COVID-19 threat
Vice President Mike Pence on Wednesday defended President Donald Trump’s handling of the COVID-19 pandemic by falsely claiming that the president had never sought to belittle the threat the virus posed.
“I don’t believe the president has ever belittled the threat of the coronavirus,” Pence said.
A massive trail of evidence shows otherwise, however.


I’m no epidemiologist, but I’m going to theorize that lives can be saved if a President doesn’t spend the first weeks of a pandemic golfing. - Andy Borowitz




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The President is a sociopath. He has no feeling about people suffering or dying. He uses these ridiculous press briefings as a campaign tool, managing the death toll like poll numbers. Trying to convince US that 200,000 deaths is a victory. Monstrous. - Rob Reiner





Trump Won't Reopen Obamacare During Pandemic. How Trumpian.
The Trump administration has decided against reopening Obamacare enrollment to uninsured Americans during the coronavirus pandemic, defying calls from health insurers and Democrats to create a special sign-up window amid the health crisis.


Donald Trump loves America so much that if he was married to America he would only leave it for a younger, hotter America. - John Fugelsang




Republican Shenanigans

Apparently you can get rapid testing if you have an underlying wealth condition. - Irishrygirl




Anyone Taking Bets That The Projected Death Count Will Be Triple That Amount?
Dr. Anthony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx offered sobering projections at Tuesday’s White House briefing, saying that with mitigation the United States could face between 100,000 and 240,000 deaths from the coronavirus.





Trump Catches Melania Watching Cuomo Briefing. - Andy Borowitz





I'm old enough to remember when people thought it was hyperbole to say people will die because of Donald Trump's incompetence and negligence. - Steven Beschloss


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Yes. I think the Republican nominee is unfit to serve as President. -  August 2, 2016, President Obama





Russia Sends U.S. a Planeload of Medical Supplies and Probably Ballots for Stuffing
Russia is sending a planeload of masks and other supplies to help the United States fight the coronavirus pandemic as the number of cases threatens to top 200,000 across the country.


My boredom has reached “Memorize the Vice Presidents” level. - Conan O'Brien



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Study Finds Most Restaurants Fail Within First Year Of It Becoming Illegal To Go To Them. - The Onion





Cruise Ship Not Allowed To Dock, Floating Aimlessly Off Florida
The U.S. Coast Guard has directed all cruise ships to prepare to treat any sick passengers and crew on board while being sequestered “indefinitely" offshore during the coronavirus pandemic.
The new rules require daily updates on each ship's coronavirus caseload for vessels in U.S. waters, and come with a stiff warning: Any foreign-flagged vessels “that loiter beyond U.S. territorial seas" should try first to medically evacuate the very sick to those countries instead.


New York Quickly Builds Thousands Of Emergency Hamptons Mansions To Shelter Wealthy. - The Onion






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This isn't funny to me as alcohol is banned in most of Guanacaste province to
try and keep the inland locals away from the beaches.


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The blood red Laguna Colorada in Bolivia. I wouldn't recommend it for snorkeling.

Peace.


Tuesday, March 31, 2020

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REVEALED: Kushner firm built coronavirus website Trump promised Google was building
More details about Donald Trump administration’s haphazard response to the COVID-19 pandemic were revealed in a bombshell new report published by The Atlantic on Monday evening.


Jared Kushner gives me the creeps.

Trump Says There Is Now No One on Fifth Avenue For Him To Shoot. - Andy Borowitz




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It's like being on eBay with 50 other states bidding on a ventilator. And you see the bid go up, because California bid. Illinois bid. Florida bid. New York bids. California re-bids ... I mean, how inefficient. And then FEMA gets involved and FEMA starts bidding. - NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo





Buckle Up, Buttercups, This Is Only The Beginning
The top infectious disease expert in the country said Monday he predicts there will be another coronavirus outbreak in the fall, but expects the United States to be better prepared to combat the virus. 
“In fact, I would anticipate that that would actually happen because of the degree of transmissibility,” Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), said when asked about a possible reemergence of the virus in the fall during a news conference in the White House Rose Garden.


Trump Receives Endorsement From National Association of Funeral Directors. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

Trump Delays Easter To July 15 To Keep Promise On Coronavirus . - The Onion






Is The Sham Wow Guy Gonna Show Up At Trump's Next Press Conference?
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, who has pledged 90% of his companies production capability to make cotton face masks had high praise for President Donald Trump Monday at a coronavirus press conference – saying that on the day Trump was elected “God gave us grace.”







So...

Who’s going to be the special guest at today’s press conference? 

Bozo the f*cking clown? - lisastark35






My Pillow CEO today "God gave us grace on November 8, 2016 to change the course we were on.”

Yet another white man confusing "God" with "An Electoral College Demanded by Dead Slaveowners." - John Fugelsang


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I see Cuomo has called President Trump  'grossly ill-informed'

This is one of the kindest things one could say about him. - John Cleese


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Trump Tackles Medical Supply Shortage By Awarding ExxonMobil Contract To Drill For Ventilators In Arctic. - The Onion


The Boston Globe Tells It Like It Is
The Boston Globe editorial board pulled no punches with its scathing assessment of President Donald Trump and his administration’s haphazard and widely criticized handling of the coronavirus pandemic.
The Globe, in an editorial published Monday titled “A president unfit for a pandemic,” declared that Trump had “blood on his hands” because “much of the suffering and death coming was preventable.”







I feel like Trump is really growing into the job of mass murderer. - Andy Borowitz

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We have to place a temporary ban on evictions nationwide. No one should be forced out of their home in the middle of a pandemic. - Joe Biden





Beware of Pandemic Scams
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) announced Tuesday that consumer complaints related to the novel coronavirus have surged recently as the pandemic has worsened.
The agency says it has received 7,800 such complaints since the beginning of the year, double the amount reported as of last week.
The fraud complaints include fake vacation reports about cancellations and refunds, mobile texting scams and government imposter scams.


Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa. - Randi Mayem Singer






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My chainsaw has gotten quite the workout. I plan on burning the coronavirus.

Peace.