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Monday, June 29, 2026

'Did the rapture happen?' Mockery ensues as Fox News broadcasts from empty Trump event

'Did the rapture happen?' Mockery ensues as Fox News broadcasts from empty Trump event

The internet had a hilarious response to the low attendance at President Donald Trump's Great American State Fair on Monday.Reporters broadcast live from...

The Great American State Fair was really just the remaining MAGA faithful refusing to admit it’s over. - Christopher Webb

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

trump's Freedom 250 fair is a reminder that social media bots don't show up in real life. - Covie

Just Like That, The Reflecting Poll Is In "Full Use", Whatever That Means

President Donald Trump said that the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on the National Mall is "in full use" after an algae bloom in the pool and portions of the blue paint applied during renovations he commissioned began peeling off earlier this month.

DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin on Syrian and Haitian TPS recipients: "You have to leave. We're going to assist you in doing so, and if you choose not to, then we'll pick you up and force you to leave."

Republican Shenanigans

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade... yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.

It’s never been about protecting children... wake up. - tufpraise

First Time In A Long Time I Was Happy For CNN
The Supreme Court on Monday declined to take up former Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz's case alleging CNN defamed him with its coverage of remarks made during President Trump's 2020 impeachment trial.

It feels weird to celebrate our independence, when it’s pretty clear we are losing it. - John Collins

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Rock The Voter News

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani says he does not support changing Constitution to allow him to run for president:
“I think the Constitution looks good the way it is.”

As a Christian, I can’t help but notice that NY Mayor Mamdani governs closer to the teachings of Christ than any MAGA politician. - Michael Branda

E. Jean Carroll For The Win!
The U.S. Supreme Court declined on Monday to hear President Donald Trump's bid to overturn a $5 million verdict in favor of E. ‌Jean Carroll in a case in which a jury found him liable for sexually abusing the former ‌magazine columnist and then defaming her.

Workmen Begin Putting E. Jean Carroll’s Name on Trump Tower - Andy Borowitz

One annoying thing about being human right now is knowing we already have the intelligence and resources to end world hunger, fight climate change, and cure cancer, but greed and billionaires keep millions suffering instead. The wasted human potential is heartbreaking. - omgsidewalks

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Business/Tech News

I don't want AI glasses. I want eyes and teeth covered by health insurance. - mayerr

Trump Set To Defy Judge's Order
President Donald Trump said on Sunday that work will begin Sept. 1 on the public East Potomac Golf Course despite a federal judge's warning of "serious consequences" if the administration begins major work without getting approval and notifying the court in advance.

Dr Oz on ACA "fraud" -- "Of the people who signed up, 40% never use the insurance. Let me ask you, John, you have health insurance -- do you use it once a year? In Obamacare right now 40% of the people ostensibly signed up never use the insurance ... we have a lot of fake people on the policies"

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds - Mads

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This is Witches Rock, a popular Pacific surfing spot in NW Costa Rica. Very dangerous strong waves, only for the experienced.

Peace.

Friday, June 26, 2026

Trump May Have Damaged Reflecting Pool by Having Motorcade Drive Over It

Trump May Have Damaged Reflecting Pool by Having Motorcade Drive Over It

President Donald Trump’s decision to have his motorcade drive across the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool during a high-profile inspection last month is facing renewed scrutiny, as questions mount over whether the move may have contributed to damage now plaguing the newly renovated landmark.

Which did Trump do a better job of fixing, the Reflecting Pool or the Strait of Hormuz? - Andy Borowitz

I googled is the ground soggy under the reflecting pool in D.C.?

Driving on that pool with heavy vehicles would cause cracks, sinking, etc...So, yeah, trump is the vandal.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump says his 34-year-old aide, Natalie Harp, loves him as much as Melania does. Why does he keep an aide who hates him that much - Andy Borowitz

JD Vance Really Wants To Be President So He's Acting Like Trump

Vice President Vance quipped on Thursday that the Watergate scandal that led to former President Richard Nixon's resignation would have been a "12-hour news story" in the current media landscape.

"The idea that it would have taken down a presidency is crazy," Vance said during a conversation with the Richard Nixon Foundation at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum in Yorba Linda, Calif.

JD Vance is right that Watergate would only be a 12-hour story today. That’s because Watergate looks like fucking child’s play compared to the crimes committed by Trump and his administration. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

This is alarming. Vandals have infiltrated Trump's State Fair and used an unknown substance to turn thousands of people waiting in line invisible. - AwesomeNews

Republican Shenanigans

Rep. Thomas Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

Experts Told Trump No On His Refurbishing of the Reflecting Pool
President Donald Trump’s Reflecting Pool project was shot down by an experienced company before he awarded the job to his own former pool guys, according to an exclusive new CNN report.

Trump: "They're cheating. The kid won. Or he was certainly in the top two. I don't know him, I never met him. Spencer Pratt. He went away quietly. We didn't go away quietly. He shouldn't go away quietly, he should protest, because it was in my very strong opinion a rigged election."

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Rock The Voter News

Every time JD Vance opens his mouth my first thought is always " How the f*ck did he get into Yale?" - Renee

Kicking The Can Down The Road?
House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) issued two subpoenas to billionaire investor Leon Black during Black’s voluntary transcribed interview before the panel Friday...“Answers about the terms and substance of these NDAs are critical to our investigation. For this reason, today I issued subpoenas to Mr. Black for NDAs and to appear for a deposition in the near future. We owe it to the American people to provide transparency and ensure accountability for survivors,” Comer said in a statement.

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Business/Tech News

Does anybody else find it odd that SCOTUS ended Roe vs. Wade with the argument that an unborn child is a life worth protecting, yet that same court also decided that pesticide and herbicide corporations have an unlimited right to kill children, adults and the elderly? - Health Ranger

This Is Mind Boggling. Why Doesn't EVERY Intelligence Agency Have The Best and Most Secure Phones?

The Secret Service left itself vulnerable to hacking due to issues with both official and personal devices, a government watchdog found in a report ordered after the assassination attempt on President Trump in Butler, Pa.

The report from the Office of Inspector General (OIG) at the Department of Homeland Security found that agents routinely relied on their personal phones for official business due to clunky communication software on official phones.

If Democrats are serious about winning the midterms they need to hire a seasoned spokesperson to hold daily press conferences. They need to challenge the lies and misinformation that the White House spits out every single day. - John Brennan

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1921 Darmont-Morgan Three-Wheel Runabout. It reminds me of a backward Tuk Tuk with big wheels.

Peace.

Thursday, June 25, 2026

Reflecting Pool now under surveillance as Trump blames vandals for green algae

Reflecting Pool now under surveillance as Trump blames vandals for green algae

The U.S. security apparatus is keeping watch at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, whose blue color has been fouled by green algae after...

New Poll Shows Trump Vastly Less Popular Than Algae - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

It should have been all over when he said, “find 11,780 votes.” - John Collins

The Whitey Tighties On The Supreme Court Have Spoken...
The Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that the Trump administration can cut off temporary legal protections for thousands of Haitians and Syrians, deciding that federal judges have no authority to weigh in on many of the challengers’ claims.

The Pentagon is once again requiring the flu vaccination for all recruits after Pete Hegseth made the shot optional for the military. The about face comes amid a growing, weeks-long, flu outbreak at Lackland Air Force Base. - OldManLefty

Republican Shenanigans

Rep. Rich McCormick (R-GA) on abortion: "This is the trick that the Democrats always like to lay out, and it's so clever: 'What about the life of the mother?'"

AOC on NY Primaries: I feel like it’s déjà vu all over again. There was so much fear back when I was elected, and none of it bore out to be true.

Imagine how dope the America 250th would have been if Kamala had won. Massive concerts, foreign dignitaries, millions of visitors to DC, a year long celebration culminating in a huge party on the 4th. Instead, we get meth head Kid Rock, a Gatorade colored reflecting pool, and a traveling carnival. - aStatesman

The Supreme Court Decided Corporations Reign Supreme Over Citizens...A.K.A. Legalized Murder
The Supreme Court sided with the maker of Roundup weedkiller Thursday in a ruling expected to block thousands of lawsuits alleging it failed to warn people the product could cause cancer.

So the Supreme Court protects Monsanto and Trump protects glyphosate.

But no one is standing up for cancer patients.

Awful, just awful. - Marjorie Tylor Greene

I posted this eleven years ago

They can find billions for bombs.
They can find immunity for corporations.
They can find loopholes to deport families.
But healthcare? Housing? Wages?
Suddenly America is “broke.”
You are being robbed. - Anonymous

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Rock The Voter News

Republicans control the three branches of government and still can't find a single proof of widespread voter fraud. - Alex Cole

These People WANT Anti-Vaxxers Dead, Too. That's Their Base.

Trump adviser Peter Navarro unloaded on Dr. Anthony Fauci in a scorching tirade on Fox Business on Thursday, claiming that the Biden administration’s pandemic era Chief Medical Advisor “created” the Covid-19 virus and “killed people.”

Navarro appeared on Mornings with Maria to speak with anchor Maria Bartiromo who he credited for being the “only person in the media” willing to ask “tough questions” about the pandemic’s origins and Fauci himself.

The Bible Belt is also:

The divorce belt
The teen pregnancy belt
The obesity belt
The murder belt
The poverty belt
The high-school dropout belt
The uneducated belt
The MAGA belt
The prison belt
The disease belt

None of these are a coincidence. They are not simply correlation.

This is cause and effect. - Rebekah Jones

SERIOUS QUESTION: You don’t find it weird that not a single billionaire wants to end world poverty ?? Doesn’t it strike you as bizarre that no one with that kind of wealth wants to be the hero who actually solves the world’s biggest problems when they literally could ?? Isn’t that suspicious ??- sidewalk

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Business/Tech News

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough. - Lissa

I Hope These 2 out of 3 Americans Vote For Politicians Who Help Them Instead of Hurt Them

Two in three Americans are facing financial hardship due to increased gas prices, according to a new poll gauging the Iran war’s impact on the U.S. economy.

In the Gallup poll, 67 percent of respondents said “recent price increases in gasoline” have resulted in “financial hardship” for themselves or their household. Thirty-three percent said recent gas price increases “have not caused hardship” for themselves or their household.

A truly intelligent species would not contaminate its own drinking water, erode topsoil, collapse wildlife populations, and create chronic disease through its own food system. - Mr. Nobody

Be you.
The world will adjust.

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It’s Gaudí’s birthday and I still can’t stop thinking about the scenes from the Sagrada Família two weeks ago.

Peace.