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Monday, April 6, 2026

Monday Monday

I need to take today and tomorrow off.

Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.

I spent the morning trying to get all my errands done as everything I needed was closed here last holy week, Semana Santa. I was mostly successful. On my 3rd ATM I was able to get $100. Sigh. Best of all I was able to buy paint and other supplies for my addition as the hardware store was open.

I still need more supplies and cash! ATMs here are a problem as there are so few of them. I hope to have better luck tomorrow.

To top it off, the internet has been sketchy since Saturday AND a soon-to-be neighbor two lots down my street didn't heed his neighbor's warning about marking where the water line is so the expected dump truck filled with dirt, wouldn't break the line. Well, he didn't and we've been without water since 8 am. Monday is my casita cleaning day, so that was postponed, too. Monday, Monday, fer sure.

Soooo...I don't have the ability to do a full edition, but I offer you some memes.

If I had a ranch, I'd bet it on either Trump or Netanyahu nuking Iran.

The Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman enjoying his well deserved moment. I💗NASA.

Thank you for visiting and for your patience.

See you on Wednesday!

Friday, April 3, 2026

1 crew member rescued after US fighter jet shot down in Iran, officials tell AP

1 crew member rescued after US fighter jet shot down in Iran, officials tell AP

A U.S. fighter jet was shot down in Iran on Friday and one crew member was rescued, officials said, the first aircraft downed since the war began nearly five weeks ago.

It marked a major escalation in the conflict just two days after President Donald Trump said in a national address that the U.S. has “beaten and completely decimated Iran” and was “going to finish the job, and were going to finish it very fast.”

Iran just shot down a U.S. fighter jet, which is astonishing since Trump just told us Iran was obliterated. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing.
His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

This is the same man who called joining Trump’s war “buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.”

The French are not holding back.
- Gandalv

A Lot of This Money Will End Up In Trump's & Co.'s Pocket

President Trump is seeking $1.5 trillion in defense spending as part of the White House’s fiscal 2027 budget request, a roughly 40 percent increase from 2026 funding levels.

The proposal released Friday said a base of $1.1 trillion will be specifically for the Department of Defense, while $350 billion will be requested through Congress’s budget reconciliation process for “critical Administration priorities” like more munitions and defense industrial base expansions. It also mentions the president’s planned “Golden Dome” missile defense system.

Remember when Pete Hegseth’s mom wrote a whole letter saying her son was trash and he shouldn’t be allowed power over anyone? - Akilah Hughes

Iran Struggles to Find Targets in U.S. That Trump Has Not Already Attacked.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Pam Bondi Just learned the oldest political lesson in history:
Temporary power is never worth permanent disgrace. - John Fugelsang

Fraudster Claims To Look For Fraud

Vice President Vance’s new role as fraud czar will “primarily” focus on Democrat-led states, President Trump announced Friday morning.

“We will call him the ‘FRAUD CZAR,’ and his focus will be ‘EVERYWHERE,’ but primarily in those Blue States where CROOKED DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS, like those in California, Illinois, Minnesota (Somalia beware!), Maine, New York, and many others, have had a ‘free for all’ in the unprecedented theft of Taxpayer Money,” the president posted on Truth Social. “The numbers are so large that, if successful, we would literally be able to balance our American Budget.”

Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men. - Covie

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Rock The Voter News

Just a reminder that 18 U.S. Code § 592 makes it a crime punishable by 5 years in prison to deploy federal troops to polling places. - Citizens for Ethics

What I've Learned From Trump Is If You Don't Like A Law, Just Ignore It
The Justice Department said that a federal law enacted in the wake of the Watergate scandal that requires the president to preserve certain documents and turn them over to the National Archives at the end of his administration is unconstitutional.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that anxiety and depression are just natural responses to a deeply unjust society. - OrevaZSN

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Business/Tech News

I don't usually brag about my pricey, exorbitant trips but i just got back from the gas station. - Lane

Judges May Save This Country From Complete Collapse

A federal judge has ordered Donald Trump’s administration to restore legal status for tens of thousands of immigrants who used a Homeland Security smartphone app to enter the United States legally under Joe Biden.

Roughly 985,000 people used the CBP One app to seek legal entry before the Trump administration abruptly pulled the plug on the program immediately after taking office.

This is not a good Friday! - Jesus H. Christ

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Thursday, April 2, 2026

Trump fires Pam Bondi as US attorney general, White House official says

Trump fires Pam Bondi as US attorney general, White House official says

U.S. President Donald Trump removed Attorney General Pam Bondi from her post on Thursday, a White House official said, following mounting frustration with her performance, including her handling ‌of investigative files related to the late financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Trump had also reportedly grown frustrated that Bondi ‌was not moving quickly enough to prosecute critics and adversaries who he wanted to face criminal charges.

Pam Bondi knows where the bodies
are buried. She's seen the evidence
on Donald Trump. If she was smart,
she'd release the unredacted Epstein
files and save her own a**. - MayoIsSpicyy

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Empires have fallen before, but I'm not sure I've ever seen one jump off a cliff. - Kadi

Hard to believe that Trump hasn’t used his Sharpie to widen the Strait of Hormuz by 500 miles. - Captain Obvious

Ooo La La! Trump Insults French President Macron! Macron Ignores Him.

French President Emmanuel Macron shot back at President Trump for comments he made about NATO and his wife, according to a report from French outlets Le Monde and Agence France-Presse (AFP)...The president attempted a French accent, also saying that Brigitte Macron “treats” her husband “extremely badly,”...While in South Korea on Thursday, the French president called Trump’s comments “neither elegant nor up to standard,” according to the report.

“So I am not going to respond to them — they do not merit a response,” Macron said, according to Le Monde and AFP.

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general. - Jon Lovett

Realizing that child r*ape is not a dealbreaker for many Americans has been the absolute black pill of my life. - Mandy Arthur

Republican Shenanigans

Bondi was awful, but no worse than Patel. Noem was terrible, but no worse than Hegseth. Funny that it’s only the women who get fired. - Bill Kristol

Only One Voted No.

The National Capital Planning Commission (NCPC) on Thursday voted to approve President Trump’s plans for a ballroom located where the East Wing once stood next to the White House.

Most of the commission’s members, including Trump-appointed chair William Scharfe, voted to approval the plans. Phil Mendelson, chair of the Council of the District of Columbia, cast the only “no” vote, though there were several “present” votes.

Just a reminder the new "acting" Attorney General of the United States is the president's personal lawyer and orchestrated the transfer of convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a cushy prison camp. - adgirlMM

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Rock The Voter News

BREAKING: THE SENILE GROUNDHOG POPPED OUT OF HIS BALLROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DECLARED THREE MORE WEEKS OF WAR. - Awesome News

Public Lawbreakers That Bondi Missed
A federal judge in California ruled Wednesday that federal agents violated a previous court order restricting them from making immigration arrests without a warrant during an enforcement operation in Sacramento last summer.

So Artemis is on its way to the moon. And neither Elon nor Jeffy built the rocket - NASA did. S*ck it. - Josh Helfgot

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Business/Tech News

Woke up happy to be mexican I think ima go take someone's job today. - The Mexican Community

High Gas Prices Will Raise Prices On Transported Goods. This Is Beyond Trump's Ken.

Despite efforts to lower prices at the pump, including allowing the widespread sale of a cheaper fuel, the cost of gas continues to rise in the U.S.

AAA on Thursday reported the national average sits at $4.081 a gallon for regular gasoline, up from $4.064 yesterday and $3.981 a week ago. The U.S. hasn’t seen a national average above $4 a gallon since 2022.

The immigration status of a stranger has literally never once crossed my mind or caused me even an ounce of concern.
Not once.

I dance like people wish they weren't watching.

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Time To Deflate Photo

A perfect shot.

Peace.