Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Hegseth Lashes Out: Americans Killed Are ‘Front Page News,’ Makes Trump Look Bad




Pete Hegseth lashed out at the news media for making tragic deaths in the Iran war "front page news" in order to mke President Donald Trump "look bad."




Trump Visits Tomb of the Unknown War Rationale. - Andy Borowitz








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"You told Americans to depart now via commercial means when you know many airports/airspace are closed. You must immediately schedule U.S. government evacuation flights for the stranded Americans in danger. Maybe you should have thought of a frickin' plan first."
Rep. Ted Lieu to Marco Rubio








Hegseth Said This Is Not A Regime Change War. He May Be Right.
The son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has emerged as the leading contender to take over as his successor.









“You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. This is how prayer works.” 

-Pope Francis








Let's be clear: the U.S. had a deal that could have prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.

Trump ripped up that deal.

Then he started a war instead of doing the hard work of diplomacy to stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. - Senator Elizabeth Warren









Republican Shenanigans



Dow Jones, in its 130 year history has dropped a 1000 points or more 14 times. 

12 out of those 14 times were under Donald Trump Presidency. - tic toc









It's About Damn Time!
The House Ethics Committee launched a formal investigation into Rep. Tony Gonzales Wednesday, establishing a panel to probe allegations that the Texas Republican “engaged in sexual misconduct towards an individual employed in his congressional office” and “discriminated unfairly by dispensing special favors or privileges.”










Trump’s reason for attacking Iran keeps changing because he can’t say the real reason: he has been credibly accused of raping a 13-year-old child and is desperate to change the subject. - Andy Borowitz









I’m honestly kind of loving the idea of a rapture. Can you imagine if we all woke up and they were just gone? - Jamie Bonkiewicz







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Hunter S. Thompson was right. It's just a big f--king casino on drugs. - Gil Durham








My My My Minnesota!
A Minnesota state prosecutor announced an investigation on Monday that may lead to charges against federal officers, including Greg Bovino, for misconduct during an immigration enforcement crackdown.










My fellow Americans, it's time we admit the uncomfortable truth:

We have lost the plot.

We are a modern day Rome in decline, with a Caligula at its head, and a Senate full of elitists, know  nothings.

We are the baddies. - MPArizona








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Business/Tech News


Chinese Printing Factory Inserts Unredacted Epstein Files Into Trump Bible - Andy Borowitz







Come On People, Give Kristi Noem A Break, She's Busy Decorating Her Mile High Club
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s policy of personally reviewing expenditures of more than $100,000 has held up more than 1,000 contracts, grants and awards at the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), according to a new report from Senate Democrats.












The Adventures of Taco the Chihuahua 🐕

This morning Taco gave me that bark...LET ME OUT! THERE'S A DOG! NOW!!!

He was rabid. So I opened the door and he raced out to my fenced porch, furiously looking for the dog. Suddenly the dog appears, totally ignores Taco. The dog was Rio, my neighbor's dog, who rarely visits. Nice dog. Taco starts screaming as though he was being murdered. Screaming. SCREAMING MORE! It scared everyone. Neighbors came out to see what the commotion was. Even the other dogs, Loki and Sacha, galloped over to see what happened.  ¿qué pasó?

Never underestimate the power of a chihuahua.











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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

GOP Senator Excoriates Kristi Noem: DHS Is a ‘Disaster Under Your Leadership!’

Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) took a metaphorical flamethrower to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem Tuesday, eviscerating her leadership as a "disaster."



The only thing missing from Thom Tillis’ beautiful takedown of Kristi Noem was making her go out on in the backyard and cut down a switch before he delivered that ass whippin’. She looked sadder than a strip club with a broken ATM. - Noel Casler









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



The last time 3 U.S. military jets went down in one day was during the Vietnam War. More than 50 years ago. - samswey












Trump Said That The USA Has ‘Virtually Unlimited’ Weapons Which Will Do No Good Without Any Known Targets
FBI Director Kash Patel fired at least a dozen counterintelligence staffers at the FBI mere days before the U.S. strikes on Iran, despite their relevant expertise, because they had also previously worked on the investigation into the classified documents at President Donald Trump’s residence at Mar-a-Lago, according to a report by the New York Sun.









Nothing in the Bible commands you to support a country founded in 1948 by the Rothschilds. - Mandy Arthur









Just so we're clear, the number of Americans who approve of Trump's Iran war is 27%. 

So we're also clear, the number of Americans who approved of the Vietnam War at its end in 1973-4 was 29%. - Rick Wilson











Republican Shenanigans



Never before has a rash filled a nation with so much hope. - Paula Poundstone









Sen. Amy Klobuchar Socked It To Kristi Noem









I’m still laughing at how Hillary Clinton ate James Comer’s lunch, schooled Anna Paulina Luna, put Lauren Boebert in her place, and just overall dominated her deposition in front of the House Oversight Committee.

She owned them, and it was glorious. - Art Candee







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Rock The Voter News



Under "Sleepy Joe" we could sleep at night. - Janice Hough









This Is What A Governor Should Do. You Go, Gov. Walz!
Minnesota on Monday sued the Trump administration for withholding hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds to the state, alleging it is a “political punishment” that will only serve to harm the more than 1 million Minnesotans who are enrolled in the program.









DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:

Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"

And, it included a non-party in the caption.

These are the people who want access to your voting records and who my team fights in court every day. - Marc E. Elias














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Business/Tech News



What are the 3 branches of government again? 

I know its pedophiles and corporations but whats the third one? - rabbitholebot









Will South Africa Relent To Elon Musk?
Starlink, Elon Musk's internet from space, wants to bring fast internet to South Africa. But South Africa has a rule: telecom companies must have 30% black ownership. Starlink offered a big donation instead, but the government said no, they need ownership. This means many people in South Africa, especially in rural areas, can't get Starlink's internet, even though they really want it. It's a big fight between new technology and old rules.










We do not belong to a constitutional republic.   We are  ruled by gangsters and madmen - Netanyahu Trump - the new tech overlords and oligarchs  power mad  ghouls - unthinkable greed - madness insanity. - John Cusack











Social Media: Where you can post a blueberry muffin and somehow end up in a fight.











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Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo
Today in 1776, American troops seize the British outpost in Nassau, Bahamas. The invaders succeed in capturing a stockpile of much-needed gunpowder. It's the first mission of the newly formed Continental Marines, precursor to the United States Marine Corp. Oorah!

Peace.


Monday, March 2, 2026

Fourth US service member killed in Iran during Operation Epic Fury



Fourth U.S. service member killed in U.S. military operation against Iran, as tensions rise in the Middle East.




Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran - Andy Borowitz











The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


How many countries does a guy gotta bomb to win a Nobel Peace Prize around here? - Jenni








This Is What Happens When Dumbasses Run The Show










Barron Trump burst into tears on Monday after an examination by a prominent Washington, DC podiatrist found no evidence of bone spurs. - Andy Borowitz



 




Republican Shenanigans



You know, they locked up Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby with a FRACTION of the evidence they have on Epstein‘s co-conspirators. Food for thought.









Little Lindsey Graham Is All Excited About Striking Cuba









Friendly reminder: It took South Koreans 6 hours to stop an insurrection attempt, 10 days to impeach, and 3 weeks to arrest their President. He was sentenced to life in prison a week ago. - MP Arizona









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Rock The Voter News



The draft dodger declared war from his country club. Talk about a Fortunate Son. - Leslieoo7

 








Will the 2nd Amendment Rule?










EVEN IF YOU START A NUCLEAR WAR, WE WILL CRAWL OUT OF THE ASHES AS SEVEN-LEGGED MUTANTS DEMANDING THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES. - Natism









Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this. - Covie










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Business/Tech News



Gonna tell the kids World War 3 was started by one of the cast members of Home Alone 2. - SundaeDivine








Is Ted Cruz Appealing To His maga Base?
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) on Sunday said there was “no indication” that Tehran was “close to getting nuclear weapons” after the United States struck several Iranian nuclear facilities in June, adding that he argued to President Trump that the time was right for a military strike to possibly effect regime change.









If Iran really did have nukes, none of this would be happening. - Alan McLeod











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