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Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Trump says drained Reflecting Pool will be ‘put back into service soon’

Trump says drained Reflecting Pool will be ‘put back into service soon’

...The 2,082-foot pool was drained again for repairs after the peeling paint and algae raised concerns around the project. Trump has alleged without proof that the pool was vandalized...“These Country hating sleazebags should pay a big price for the damage done. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Update from the reflecting pool! The pool has been drained, and there are no signs of the giant gash that Donald Trump has been lying about. No indications of major vandalism. Just a bad paint job. The only thing that’s been exposed is that Trump has been lying about this. - Jim Acosta

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Immigration status does not determine whether someone deserves to live. The fact that this needs explaining is horrifying.

Poll: Support Growing to Send ICE Agents to Iran - Andy Borowitz

It's As Though Trump Uses A Dart Board For His Daily Iran War Decisions

The U.S. military conducted airstrikes against Iran for the fourth day in a row on Tuesday, targeting “emerging threats” from Tehran, a U.S. official, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The Hill.

The official said U.S. forces carried out a “few” additional strikes on military targets in Iran, kinetic action that comes just hours after President Trump announced he would nix his proposal from Monday for a 20 percent tolling fee on cargo transiting the Strait of Hormuz and would instead discuss trade and investment deals with Gulf countries.

Republican Shenanigans

You don't send 20 FBI agents to a residence for a "routine" check. You know they are clearing out Lindsey Graham's computers, correspondence, and personal notes. They are protecting this administration by wiping away any incriminating evidence. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

"I just want to find 11,780 votes,"
-Donald J. Trump
Isn't it ironic that the guy caught on tape trying to overturn an election is the same guy screaming about mass voter fraud?

Trump Won't Be Happy Until He's Dead.
Hunter Biden said he had his Secret Service protection pulled after right-wing influencer Laura Loomer shared a picture online of him with his family in South Africa...“And we were there for a day, and Laura Loomer put out on her X a picture of me and my son and Melissa in Cape Town and said, ‘This is ridiculous, this criminal still has Secret Service and they’re on vacation and we’re paying for it,’ and the next day, the president canceled the Secret Service, which is fine,” Biden said.

Biden said his parents will have Secret Service protection “forever.” Blanco asked Biden if he was the first person to have his Secret Service protection canceled.

“I think so,” Biden replied.

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Call me crazy, but it *might* be a good idea to fully fund the CDC to track foodborne illnesses again.

Georgia Senators Are Ready For Trump's Election Interference

Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) and Sen. Raphael Warnock (D-GA) wasted no time attacking a report claiming President Donald Trump plans to push long-debunked conspiracy theories about Georgia’s 2020 election results in an upcoming speech, with Ossoff slamming the commander in chief as a fearful, ‘failed president.’

E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest.

Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. - Kyle Griffin, MSNOW

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Business/Tech News

HOW HAVE LITERAL BILLIONAIRES CONVINCED SO MANY AMERICANS THAT THE PEOPLE PICKING
STRAWBERRIES
ARE THE VILLAINS?

Here's An Immigrant That Needs To Be Deported
The bipartisan Wisconsin Elections Commission has referred two complaints to the Brown County District Attorney after finding probable cause that Elon Musk violated the state's election bribery law ahead of the 2025 Wisconsin Supreme Court election.

If Democrats were rigging elections, that fat orange pedophile wouldn’t be president, you’d have universal healthcare, and your kids would be safe at school. Be fu**ing serious. - Jamie Bonkiewicz

Paul Krugman: "there is no legitimate use case for crypto. They’ve had 18 years to come up with one. ... Every one of them has turned out to be baseless. The only real use for crypto is tax evasion, money laundering, and crime."

Tips to avoid the parasite going around: replace all your fresh produce with donuts because they would never. - Greensboro Police Department

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Time To Deflate Photo

A curious and very cute baby owl. Photo by Rob Palmer.

Peace.

Monday, July 13, 2026

Sen. Lindsey Graham dies after brief illness; Sen. Mitch McConnell speaks publicly after weeks of mystery about his health

Sen. Lindsey Graham dies after brief illness; Sen. Mitch McConnell speaks publicly after weeks of mystery about his health

WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has died after a brief illness. The South Carolina Republican...

Lindsey Graham's death kinda feels like we got a free appetizer because our entrees were taking a long time. - MP Arizona

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump: "We're gonna keep the strait, and we'll probably run it. We'll become the guardian of the strait. We should be reimbursed for that. When we do that, we're gonna be reimbursed. We're gonna get paid."

Trump's War Plan of the Day: Subject to Change

U.S. President Donald Trump said Monday that the United States is "reinstating" a blockade on Iran in the Strait of Hormuz and will charge ships for safe passage, after another heavy exchange of fire threatened negotiations aimed at ending the war.

He said on social media that Iranian ships will no longer be able to travel through the strait and America would charge a 20% toll on eligible cargo, as the conflict with Iran has intensified after peace talks failed to deliver meaningful progress.

As a European, I don’t understand why the American people aren’t rising up. How many more people will have to be murdered by ICE before you finally decide to take action? - The Frenchie

Only in America can a story about ICE agents murdering someone be replaced by another story about ICE agents murdering someone. - Covie

Republican Shenanigans

In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant. - Jamie

And Just Like That...
South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster (R) will appoint Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of Lindsey Graham (R-SC), to fill the late senator’s vacated Senate seat, various reports said on Monday afternoon.

Seeing the initial video out from the ICE shooting in Maine…. Chilling.

This needs to stop. NOW - Adam Kinzinger

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Americans Favor Work Requirements for Members of Congress - Andy Borowitz

Yep, He's Setting Us Up For The National Guard at Voting Locations

President Donald Trump is working to gain unprecedented control of the 2026 U.S. midterm elections this fall through a series of new assertions of presidential power, including firing key leaders of the federal Election Assistance Commission on July 9.

Despite polls showing voters favoring Democratic candidates by several points, Trump has said without evidence that the only way Democrats can win the November midterms and retake one or both chambers of Congress is if they cheat and that his efforts are necessary to prevent it.

Last week, Trump REFUSED to sign affordable housing legislation, calling it “so unimportant.”

Today, I signed a bill to cut housing costs by up to $60,000 per home, expand homeownership, and build more affordable housing.

It’s called governing, Mr. President. Maybe try it. - Gavin Newsom

I just uncovered more evidence that Donald Trump is spending hundreds of thousands of your tax dollars to print giant banners of his face and put them on government buildings.

Not only a terrible waste of the hard-earned dollars of the American people, but also an illegal use of public funds. - Senator Adam Schiff

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Business/Tech News

Joe Biden gonna out-live all these MFs - Liam Nissan

Here Comes Da Judge...
A federal judge Monday voided President Trump’s settlement with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), finding that the lawsuit that served as the hook for the $1.776 billion so-called Anti-Weaponization fund amounted to collusion as the two parties were never truly averse.

Judge Kathleen William: " Trump’s lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service over his leaked tax returns was filed for an improper purpose"

She also voided his immunity deal, and recommended disciplinary action for all attorneys involved.. That would be you, Todd Blanche - OldManLefty

Your reminder that Lindsey Graham, along with Mike Crapo, Chuck Grassley, Jerry Moran, Mitch McConnell, John Thune and Roger Wicker, voted to convict Bill Clinton for lying about an affair - but acquitted Trump for attempting a coup. - anyonewantchips

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Friday, July 10, 2026

Trump Admits He Left Explosive ‘Instructions’ In Case Iran Assassinates Him

Trump Admits He Left Explosive ‘Instructions’ In Case Iran Assassinates Him

President Trump admitted to the New York Post on Friday that he's left "instructions" on what to do if Iran follows through on its vow to assassinate him.

I’m not gonna name names, but I was told by someone close to Donald Trump that Trump thinks Israel will kill him to get a ground invasion of Iran. - Harrison H. Smith

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Absolutely insane how the World Cup hosts are bombing another World Cup participant right now.

And FIFA gave the guy doing it their Peace Prize, lol. - Alan McLeod

Something Is Going On In Israel and It Is Not Good

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly said he’s “ready” to hand the reins of power to a successor — but didn’t reveal who he thought Israel’s next leader should be.

In an interview with Israeli journalist Sharon Gal of i24news, Netanyahu — who first took office in 1996 — also declined to say when he would step down.

Printing On That Tarp Alone Cost A Small Fortune But Trump Doesn't Care, Its Taxpayer $$

Maybe you've heard of "trompe l'oeil," but what about "Trump l'oeil?"

The photorealistic artistic technique is taking center stage at the White House as President Donald Trump continues with his effort to remake the centuries-old presidential residence to his liking, this time with a new project to reshape the iconic front entrance.

I imagine they will remove the columns, then the roof will collapse and the building will have to be condemned and torn down. - clownmommy

Republican Shenanigans

Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized and out of public view since mid-June, with zero transparency from his office. Is he alive? Brain dead? Recovering?

Yet DC reporters can’t be bothered to demand real answers or even basic updates.

The media’s selective silence is deafening. - Jon Cooper

In the olden days Geraldo would have dressed as a Nurse and gotten a Photo of Mitch McConnell.
WE HAVE NO PRESS
MEDIA IS CORRUPT - LiquidLaugh

The Rigged Election Is Going As Planned
President Donald Trump has dismissed the remaining Democratic members of the Election Assistance Commission (EAC), Benjamin Hovland and Thomas Hicks, while Republican Christy McCormick resigned. The EAC, a bipartisan agency established in 2002, helps state and local officials conduct elections and distribute grant money. The firings leave the commission without any members as the midterm elections approach.

Trump fired the last three members of the Election Assistance Commission, the independent, federal commission that assists election administration officials nationwide, because what says free and fair elections like having no officials to guide the process except Trump's word? - BythePeople

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Wednesday — Democrats force a candidate out for being a sexual predator

Thursday — Republicans name an airport in honor of a sexual predator - ColMoe|Davis