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Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Iran refuses peace talks with Trump’s ‘backstabbing’ negotiators

Iran refuses peace talks with Trump’s ‘backstabbing’ negotiators

Iran has refused to negotiate with Donald Trump’s top envoys, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, accusing them of “backstabbing”.

Gulf sources told The Telegraph that the Iranians would not sit down with Mr Witkoff, the administration’s Middle East envoy, and Mr Kushner, Mr Trump’s adviser and son-in-law, because of the military strikes that hit Tehran hours after they held talks in February.

The U.S. Ambassador to France was banned in February from contacting any government official in France because he broke a law prohibiting any foreign diplomats from influencing or interfering with French elections. He did this twice. His last name is Kushner. His son's name is Jared.

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Plastered Pete Hagueseth has raised the Army enlistment age to 42 so more Trump voters can now help support his Iranian folly. = The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery

A Present From Iran? Probably An Empty Rusted Oil Tanker Incognito.

President Trump said Tuesday that Tehran gave the U.S. a “present” related to oil and gas as the countries look toward a potential ceasefire, though he did not specify exactly what the gift was.

“They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money,” Trump said of Iran.

The Maduro Regime is still in power in Venezuela. The IRGC regime is still in power in Iran. The Epstein regime is still in power in D.C. - Thelma Johnson

Republican Shenanigans

This week so far:

Rothschild bank raided in Paris.
Apollo lost $12 billion in market cap.
12 women sued the FBI for $100 million.
Cadaver dogs deployed at Zorro Ranch.

The files are working. - Epstein File Search

Methinks Trump Wants A White Audience at the World Cup

International travelers coming to the U.S. for this summer’s World Cup could be forced to pay tens of thousands of dollars thanks to President Donald Trump’s visa policy.

A Wednesday report from The Athletic highlighted the struggles a handful of countries are facing ahead of the international tournament. As noted in the report, visitors seeking B-1 or B-2 visas must pay for bonds that cost between $5,000 and $15,000 per person. Of the 50 countries listed in this new policy — called the “Visa Pilot Bond Program” — five of them will be participating in the World Cup.

Those countries are Algeria, Cape Verde, Senegal, the Ivory Coast, and Tunisia.

Why hasn’t anyone asked how Elon Musk knew what was in the Epstein files before they were released? - Tim Hannan

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Trump Claims Florida Failed to Count All 15,000 Ballots He Mailed In - Andy Borowitz

Oh Thank God, 51% of American Voters Are Sane!

Over half of American voters say they want Democrats to take control of the House, according to a new poll.

In the Quinnipiac University poll, 51 percent of respondents said they wished for Democrats to take back the House in a hypothetical election, while 40 percent wanted it to remain in Republican hands. Nine percent were unsure or gave no response about who they wanted to lead the House.

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files."

"Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files."

That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait. - Charlotte Clymer

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Business/Tech News

This war is more likely to end up doing regime change in America than in Iran - Apolitical

Keep Suing and Suing and Suing These Mind Distorters For More!
The jury in a landmark lawsuit against social media companies ruled in favor of the plaintiffs, holding Meta (META) and YouTube (GOOG, GOOGL) liable for $3 million in damages on Wednesday.

Triscuits are what I imagine the inside of a scarecrow tastes like.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Delta suspends special treatment for Congress as shutdown sows chaos in airports

Delta suspends special treatment for Congress as shutdown sows chaos in airports

Delta Air Lines said on Tuesday it would suspend special services for members of Congress, ‌citing the impact of a partial government shutdown that has ‌disrupted U.S. air travel.

GOP Senator Kennedy admits Trump is the reason for TSA shutdown: "He said said 'No deals with the Democrats.' We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week. But the President said 'No deal.'"

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Every Republican senator who tried to block the nomination of a qualified Black woman to serve on SCOTUS, calling her a "DEI hire," voted to confirm a white plumber with an associate degree in construction technology and no national security experience to lead DHS. - Covie

Never Forget That Netanyahu Has Nukes

Israeli officials said the country will persist with strikes against Iran even as US President Donald Trump claimed talks are underway to end the conflict, further unsettling energy and financial markets.

Defense Minister Israel Katz said the campaign, now in its 25th day, would continue “at full intensity,” while Energy Minister Eli Cohen said Trump’s comments should be taken “slowly.” Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu asked close confidant Ron Dermer to monitor any US-Iranian negotiations to make sure the country’s interests are upheld, an Israeli official said.

The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. - Austin Kocher

I posted this 9 years ago...

Republican Shenanigans

If you just bought a flight you’re already late and matter fact you missed it and actually it’s cancelled and somehow you’re also deported - Essienopolish

Boots On The Ground or Nah?

President Donald Trump reportedly ordered 3,000 more U.S. troops to the Middle East this week, reported Fox News Chief National Security Correspondent Jennifer Griffin on Tuesday.

“Fox News has learned that the Commander of the 82nd Airborne Division Maj Gen Brandon Tegtmeier and his ‘command element,’ members of his headquarters staff, have been ordered to deploy to the Middle East as the Pentagon and White House weigh whether to send the 82nd Airborne Division to the Middle East for possible land operations,” Griffin wrote on X.

Why was a convicted felon allowed to vote in Florida elections when desantis made such a big deal about arresting felons who voted in past elections??? - Covie

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$1.5 BILLION. Let me say it again - a $1.5 BILLION BET.

Bigger than any futures purchases made at the time.

5 minutes before Trump's post.

Who was it? Trump? A family member? A White House staffer?

This is corruption. Mind blowing corruption. - Senator Chris Murphy

ME: Don't Worry, Be Happy!

U.S.: NO!
Last week, the World Happiness Report 2026, published by the Wellbeing Research Centre at the University of Oxford, ranked the U.S. as the 23rd-happiest country. That’s up from the record-low – No. 24 – that the U.S. hit in last year’s report, but marks the third consecutive list in which the country has ranked outside the top 20.

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Business/Tech News

I have a flight in two weeks. I’m leaving for the airport now… is that enough time? - Paula Scanlon

Lock These Bozos Up! And Give Federal Workers Their Jobs Back!

A federal judge on Monday determined a lawsuit against Elon Musk for his former advisory role in the Trump administration’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) can move forward.

US District Judge Tanya Chutkan issued a memo Monday tossing out a dismissal request from the federal government, stating the claims that Musk and other DOGE leaders unlawfully assumed an expansive role in the federal government can play out in court.

Your poverty story is only interesting if you're rich while telling it. - Ja Leto

finding out you don't know sh-t is a very important part of the learning process. - kuriiia

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Monday, March 23, 2026

ICE agents deploy to major US airports as security queues stretch for hours

ICE agents deploy to major US airports as security queues stretch for hours

Hundreds of ICE agents have been deployed to 14 airports, in cities including New York, Atlanta and Houston.

The shocking video of a mother being wrestled to the ground by ICE agents as her daughter cries in terror is precisely why deploying that rogue agency to airports is a bad idea. Get ICE out of airports, get them out of California, and abolish them. - Rep. Eric Swalwell

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I’d like to give full credit to Trump for pretending to want peace while bombing civilians but he obviously stole that idea from his role model Putin - Andy Borowitz

Trump Says He Is In Talks With Voices in His Head - Andy Borowitz

The Nerve Of Trump Criticizing A Second Marriage!
President Donald Trump repeatedly taunted his former counterterrorism official Joe Kent on Monday for remarrying after his wife was killed in the line of duty in Syria.

Iran Declares TACO Monday New National Holiday - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

If you are reading this congrats you survived the rapture. - Covie

Bob Mueller was my law partner. He was among the best men this nation has ever produced. May he rest in peace. - Matt Martens

The Grifting Is Shameless...Lock Them Up!

The Trump-aligned company tasked with creating the $220 million ad featuring Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem got a $60,000 signing bonus for making the commercial, during which time it spent $20,000 on horse rentals, lawmakers revealed Monday. The breakdown, secured as part of an investigation from Sens. Peter Welch (D-Vt.) and Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.), offers new details about the expenses behind the no-bid contract that showed Noem riding horses in front of Mount Rushmore while urging migrants to leave the U.S..

Trump just said he is opposed to “transgender mutilization of our children.” I oppose the use of the word “mutilization,” which is not an actual word - Andy Borowitz

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You weren’t spending 5 hours at the airport under Biden….matter of fact….the airlines were required to pay you money if they messed up…..just food for thought. - camarawilliams

Reminder that Mueller indicted 26 Russians and 8 Americans for working together to interfere with the election. All 8 Americans were convicted in court, but 5 were pardoned by Trump. - Joe Cooprider

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Business/Tech News

This Is Nuts. Talk About Money For Nothing.
The Trump administration will pay $1 billion to a French company to walk away from two U.S. offshore wind leases as the administration ramps up its campaign against offshore wind and other renewable energy.

Has anyone else noticed how he manages to ruin EVERY f--king weekend? - Jamie Bonkiewicz

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