Monday, March 30, 2026

‘The more they come down on us, the more we come together’: 14 No Kings protesters on where to go from here


Saturday's protests drew millions of people across the US and around the world. The Guardian spoke with some of them to see why they were there and what's...



In yet another indication of the heavy turnout for the No Kings rallies, over 400 of Elon Musk’s children attended the protests, according to estimates released on Sunday - Andy Borowitz









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JD Vance is slowly realizing his 2028 run is dying because of Iran - Sean Strickland








Trump Should Have Paid TSA Workers Back In February
Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officers started to receive paychecks on Monday for back pay missed during the shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), which first lapsed on Feb. 14. 










In Iran, if a 12 year-old girl is forcefully impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term or spend life in prison. 
Oops! My bad. I meant Mississippi, Texas, and Alabama. - MP Arizona









In October 1993, Donald Trump testified before a House subcommittee on Native American affairs, questioning the racial heritage of tribal members operating casinos that competed with his own in Atlantic City. During this testimony, he stated, "They don't look like Indians to me, and they don't look like Indians to Indians".















Republican Shenanigans


Trying to figure out why Lindsey Graham would be at Disney World. - John Collins












I'm not kidding, the only way to avert a devastating global energy crisis and war is to leak the Epstein files and remove Donald Trump from office. It needs to happen right now - Liam Nissan








People of World Thank Iranian Hackers for Not Releasing Any Nudes of Kash Patel - Andy Borowitz









Kid Rock Gets Flyover By Apache Helicopter And Then Insults Governor Newsom. What A Guy, He Can Multitask!










It's funny how in the 90s white collar crime was super complex and deep. Enron, Bernie Madoff defrauding people with complex webs of lies for decades, etc. In our era it's just people committing crimes and being like lol what are you gonna do arrest me - woke8yearold









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april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy - crestieyy









Apparently, The Oil Crisis Is Going To Get Much Worse...










Looking like crap increases your chances by 93% of running into someone you know at the grocery store.









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Friday, March 27, 2026

Kash Patel’s Personal Email Breached By Iran-Backed Hackers: DOJ


Kash Patel’s Personal Email Breached By Iran-Backed Hackers: DOJ
...The group, called Handala Hack Team, posted personal photos and other documents including a purported resume to its website, claiming the files were taken directly from Patel’s inbox.
Patel “will now find his name among the list of successfully hacked victims,” the group’s website said.



Iran Says Only American it Will Talk to is Bad Bunny - Andy Borowitz

 





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If you served in a war, or even studied one, you know that trump sending 50,000 of our soldiers and marines to a war zone with 1,000,000 enemy combatants is patently idiotic. We cannot let this ignorant buffoon kill our troops - amvetsupport








Trump May Deplete The USA's Arsenal
The U.S. military has fired over 850 Tomahawk cruise missiles in four weeks ‌of war with Iran, burning through the ‌precision weapons at a rate that has alarmed some Pentagon officials ​and prompted internal discussions about how to make more available, the Washington Post reported on Friday, citing people familiar with the matter.









Trump Blasts Zelenskyy's Nobel Peace Prize Nomination: "What Wars Has He Started?" - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans


My favorite part of the Kash Patel being hacked story is that it was confirmed because the email address is one….that was hacked before! The FBI Director doesn’t know how to secure his own Gmail account AFTER getting hacked before. This is the clownery in this Admin. - Fred Wellman







Just Block It Out With A Sharpie...
President Donald Trump’s signature will appear on newly printed U.S. paper currency as part of the administration’s efforts to “honor the 250th anniversary of the United States of America,” the Treasury Department announced Thursday.









Trump putting his name on our money is the best argument yet for paying with your phone. - Jimmy Kimmel defends criticizing Mullin’s resume: ‘I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber’









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Rock The Voter News



Steve Bannon exchanged 1,500 emails with Epstein.

In one video, Bannon tells Epstein: 'I do think of you as God.'

Bannon was in the White House at the time.

He has not been called to testify. - Epstein File Search








Jersey Isn't Fooling Around...











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Trump: "The cost of cheese, butter, potatoes, and fruit -- many many other products -- is lower today than when I took office. Eggs are down 60%. Beef is starting to come down. They wanted to have less cattle in the country for environmental reasons. These are sick people. It has something to do with gas."








Here It Is Folks, Election Interference, Right Out In The Open...
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) confirmed it will work with the Department of Justice (DOJ) as the DOJ pressures states to turn over voter roll information.










Didn’t have “Iran sounding more believable than the US” on my bingo card… but here we are. - Volcaholic









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Thursday, March 26, 2026

Trump says US won’t strike Iranian energy sites for 10 days



President Donald Trump said the US will hold off on targeting Iranian energy sites another 10 days as “talks are ongoing” with Tehran.




Your enemies are not in Iran
They are in the Epstein files








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Trump Reveals Present Iran Gave Him 🙄

President Donald Trump finally revealed on Thursday what “present” Iran gave him, which he touted earlier in the week as proof he is negotiating with whoever is still in power in the country...“They said to show you the fact that we’re real and solid and we’re there. We’re going to let you have eight boats of oil — eight boats, eight big boats of oil. This was two days ago. And they’ll sail up tomorrow — that was three days ago — and I didn’t think much about it,” Trump continued










A chilling story leading the Minneapolis Star Tribune this morning this morning. ICE agents followed Minnesota Democratic lawmakers who had been critical of ICE in the state, stopping multiple times to take pictures of their houses. This is what a police state does - Norm Ornstein








Republican Shenanigans



The files show Epstein hired cadaver dogs to search his property.

Why would an innocent man need to sweep for bodies.

The dogs found remains. The DOJ buried the report. - Epstein File Search









TRUMP to Reporter: DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO!









FUN FACT: Donald Trump is the first U.S. President to commit treason, rape children, bomb schools, get impeached twice AND win the coveted FIFA Peace Prize - treasonstickers









Trump: "They shot the now-famous Ireland--- the island that the UK was very afraid to give us."




James Comey, yes, that James Comey, prosecuted Martha Stewart.




Senate Dems Just Said NO to Photo IDs For Voters
Senate Democrats on Thursday defeated an amendment sponsored by Sen. Jon Husted (R), Ohio’s former secretary of state, to require voters to show photo ID when casting ballots in person or voting by mail, despite previous statements by Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (N.Y.) that Democrats support photo ID requirements for elections.








Iran Says It Will Release Strait of Hormuz in Exchange for Release of Unredacted Epstein Files - Andy Borowitz









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Imagine Calvin Coolidge forcing Henry Ford to shut down production of the Model T and invest in horses and buggies instead.  Because this is essentially Trump’s energy policy. - Tony Annett









Judge Dismisses Musk Lawsuit Against Advertisers on X 🤣
Is it permissible for companies to not advertise on X, Elon Musk's nazi-infested dungeon of grifters, bots and child sexual abuse material? X claimed that failing to give them money amounted to a illegal group boycott and sued Mars, CVS, Colgate-Palmolive and various others. Today the lawsuit was dismissed in a Dallas courtroom: Federal District Court Judge Jane Boyle wrote that X failed to show it had ​suffered any harm under federal antitrust laws.




typing in lowercase bc im against capitalism - yuan








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