Thursday, December 5, 2019

Pelosi asks House to pursue articles of impeachment

'The president leaves us no choice but to act': Pelosi asks House to pursue articles of impeachment
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Thursday said that she is asking her colleagues to pursue articles of impeachment against President Trump for his “failure to faithfully execute the law”...


A toast to Donald Trump:

May his presidency be as short as his fingers. - Middle Age Riot




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The evidence in the House Intelligence Committee’s report makes it clear: Trump’s scheme to pressure Ukraine was an abuse of power for his own political gain. This is precisely why our founders put impeachment powers into our Constitution. - Sen. Kamala Harris


Who Thinks Impeachment Will Embolden Trump & The GOP When The Senate Won't Remove Him From Office ?
White House counsel Pat Cipollone met with Senate Republicans for lunch on Wednesday to denigrate the impeachment proceedings in the House and plot strategy for the likely Senate trial, the latest example of increasing coordination between the president and senators who will determine his fate.





In the 1970's President Nixon called Pierre Trudeau an "as*hole." Trudeau's response was, "I've been called worse by better people."





Republican Shenanigans

TRUMP: "If you're gonna impeach me, do it now."
PELOSI: "Done" - Tea Pain




At Least Someone Is Going After the Russians
Federal law enforcement officials have announced criminal charges and sanctions against Russian nationals who operate a hacking organization known as Evil Corp., a group officials say is responsible for one of the most sweeping banking fraud schemes in the past decade.





Gym Jordan wouldn’t acknowledge the truth if it was being sexually assaulted right in front of him. - Bradley Whitford


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Melania doesn't get enough credit for being as poisonous as her husband. - Melissa Kabas


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You know what was more disrespectful to Barron than saying his name? Cheating on his mother while she was pregnant with him. - OhNoSheTwint



Don't Mess With Pelosi
On the heels of her directive to House Democrats to proceed on articles of impeachment, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) grew heated when a reporter asked if she hates President Trump...“I don’t hate anyone. I was raised in a way that is a heart full of love and I always pray for the President. And I still pray for the President. I pray for the President all the time. So don’t mess with me when it comes to words like that.”









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Trump can't even command a Roomba.




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If Trump was willing to pay $400 million to Ukraine for them to fabricate dirt on Biden, why is Lindsey Graham doing it for free? What a SUCKER!!! - Tea Party Cat






Your Tax Dollars At Work
US forces are thought to have killed a senior jihadist leader in northern Syria using a rarely deployed “Ninja” missile which attacks targets with precision sword-like blades.
The Hellfire missile, or AGM-114R9X, which has a set of six folding blades instead of a warhead for minimum collateral damage, is believed to have been used to take out a commander in the al-Qaeda offshoot Hayat Tahrir Al Sham (HTS) in the province of Idlib. 










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Wednesday, December 4, 2019

NATO leaders caught on camera mocking Trump

NATO leaders caught on camera mocking Trump
The leaders of Britain, Canada, France and the Netherlands have been caught on camera at a Buckingham Palace reception mocking US President Donald Trump's lengthy media appearances ahead of Wednesday's NATO summit.


Hey, remember when our president won every trade war and got Kim Jong-un to give up his nukes and won the Nobel Peace Prize? me neither, but I do remember when the fragile little man-baby stormed out of a NATO summit because Trudeau made fun of his batsh-t insane press conference. - Jeff Tiedrich





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NATO summit summary: Donald Trump acts like a lunatic, other NATO leaders talk about his lunacy, and then he gets mad and runs home like a lunatic. - George Conway





Trump's Fixer Is In Europe Fixing
Even as Democrats intensified their scrutiny this week of Rudolph W. Giuliani’s role in the pressure campaign against the Ukrainian government that is at the heart of the impeachment inquiry, Mr. Giuliani has been in Europe continuing his efforts to shift the focus to purported






Jilted Trump Announces Formation Of Cooler, Way More Powerful NATO With His New Best Friends Oman, Macedonia, And Suriname. - The Onion



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Bill Clinton almost lost his job as POTUS for lying about an affair. 

Trump has lied about several affairs and jeopardized our national security by using the power of his presidency to try to influence an election. 

Dear GOP, Practice what you impeach. - OhNoSheTwint








Trump Aims To Starve Poor People
The Trump administration is tightening work requirements for some food stamp recipients, a change that is expected to eliminate Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program benefits for 688,000 adults.
The new rule makes it more difficult for states to waive a requirement that able-bodied adults without children work at least 20 hours a week or else lose their benefits.





Trump Announces Plan To Replace Food Stamps With New Low-Income Foraging Program. - The Onion




The Republican witness, Jonathan Turley, claims impeachment "makes his dog mad."  Yeah, this is where we are. - Tea Pain




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One-Eyed Man Who Kamala Harris Locked Up 25 Years Ago Quietly Removes Tulsi Gabbard Mask. - The Onion





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Mark Penn, the former Clinton pollster now advising Trump on how to beat impeachment, told him to “govern” and focus on “substance” without reacting to every development. Penn might as well have told Trump to go without Diet Coke and a hair dryer. - Dana Milbank


The Buying of a Presidency?
Michael Bloomberg is dropping tens of millions of dollars on a new national television ad, according to a report from The Associated Press.
The buy is in addition to Bloomberg’s already-outsize spending on advertising. When he entered the race for the Democratic presidential nomination late last month, the billionaire businessman and former New York City mayor rolled out a $37 million ad buy spanning roughly 100 media markets.






Asked by Howard Stern if she's "upset" with Bernie Sanders for taking his time endorsing her in 2016, Hillary Clinton replies, "No, disappointed. And I hope he doesn't do it again to whoever gets the nomination. Once is enough."

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So once again, the GOP is complaining not about the crimes......but that they got caught. - Steve Marmel





I Wonder If The World Leaders Will Show
Trump reveals that next G-7 summit will be at Camp David.
The move comes after Trump received major blowback from his initial decision to host next year's meeting at his Doral resort.






I've never been talented, I'm just good at not giving up.





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El Casita Lisa received a gift -- an umbrella for the upcoming dry and very sunny season. My lawn is getting long, it's time to machete it.

Peace.


Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Birds of a feather flock together

Donald Trump Says 'I Don't Know Prince Andrew,' Despite Meeting With The Royal Before Epstein's Arrest
President Donald Trump has attempted to distance himself from Prince Andrew by claiming he "doesn't know" the under-fire royal despite meeting with him several times down the years.


Three quarters of Americans can't name all three branches of our government.

A full third can only name one.

Still wondering how we got here?

#TeachCivicsAgain -
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NATO Leaders Challenge Trump To Spell NATO. - Andy Borowitz


Trump's House of Ukraine Cards Is Tumbling Down
A former deputy foreign minister said in a new interview that Ukraine was aware of a U.S. freeze in military aid as early as July, marking the first public acknowledgement from an official in Kyiv that the country knew about President Trump’s move to withhold the assistance.






Meanwhile, Back in North Korea
President Trump on Tuesday revived the “Rocket Man” nickname he has used to refer to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un while discussing relations with Pyongyang...He added: “I have confidence in him. I like him, he likes me, we have a good relationship … We’ll see what happens. It may work out, it may not.”
“If I weren’t president, you’d be in a war right now in Asia, and who knows where that leads,” he continued.


Queen Elizabeth Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Her From Meeting With Trump. - Any Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

Melania Trump Hangs Decayed Badger Carcass Over White House Mantel To Finish Off Traditional Slovenian Christmas Decor - The Onion


An Evangelical Pedophile in Alabama. Who Would've Thunk?
An Alabama evangelist pleaded guilty this morning in an Etowah County courtroom to 28 counts of sexual abuse involving six victims.
Paul Acton Bowen, charged in both Jefferson County and Etowah counties, was facing criminal charges, including enticing a child for sexual act, sodomy, traveling to meet a child for sexual act and sexual abuse involving six different victims between the ages of 13 and 16.





Rudy Giuliani’s resting face is “Oh no, did I just stitch up this patient with my car keys inside him???” - Conan O'Brien

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Majority Of Americans Favor Changing White House Locks While Trump Is Overseas. - Andy Borowitz






Banks Must Give Trump's Financial Records to the US House
Two banks must turn over President Donald Trump's financial records to the Democrat-controlled US House of Representatives, dealing another blow to the President's efforts to block Congress' move to obtain his financial records, a federal appeals court in New York ruled Tuesday.





The White House has identified the legal scholars who Trump says reviewed the transcripts and deemed them "absolutely perfect": Moses Horwitz, Louis Feinberg and Jerome Horwitz. Asked to comment, Jerome Horwitz (whose nickname is Curly) cryptically responded “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.” - Jon Cooper




To my supporters, it is with deep regret—but also with deep gratitude—that I am suspending my campaign today.  
But I want to be clear with you: I will keep fighting every day for what this campaign has been about. Justice for the People. All the people. - Kamala Harris


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No, Mark, it’s not that “complex.” Let me simplify (again): you and Facebook take money from politicians and run their ads — even if they’re not true — without fact-checking them. That’s not democracy, that’s you profiting off propaganda.  - Sacha Baron Cohen






22 Billion for 9 Submarines! What a Deal!
The U.S. Navy will spend about $22 billion to purchase nine new nuclear-powered Virginia-class submarines as it seeks to maintain superiority over China's growing Navy.
According to a Navy release Tuesday, the commission for the new ships will be fulfilled by General Dynamics Electric Boat and subcontractor Huntington Ingallls Industries at a shipyard in Rhode Island employing thousands of workers.



To all the candidates, staff, and volunteers who have worked their hearts out for presidential campaigns that have ended—remember that fighting for what you believe in is always worth it. - Hillary Clinton







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Peace.