Friday, December 4, 2020

Republican lawmaker likens Trump vote-fraud crusade to the search for Bigfoot

Republican lawmaker likens Trump vote-fraud crusade to the search for Bigfoot
It was only recently that U.S. Rep. Denver Riggleman, R-Va., had his epiphany: The supporters of President Trump were starting to resemble the people who he used to hang out with more than 15 years ago when — mostly as a lark — he would go on expeditions to the Pacific Northwest looking for Bigfoot.

Trump before election: Hunter, Hunter, Hunter.

Trump after election: Excuse me while I pardon my kids! - Alex Cole

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I bet you would get a pardon, too, Tiffany Trump, if your father could remember your name. - RKJ65 tweet


Ha. Ha. The Dept. Of Justice Nabbed Themselves A Trump Spy

Heidi, um, Stirrup?  The jokes just ride themselves. - Doc Ellis tweet


Republican Shenanigans

I'm still surprised that he's got two hundred million dollars to play with and he could only come up with Jenna, Rudy, and Powell.

I hate to say it, but that speaks well for the legal community.

*Or maybe he's just cheap. - Fred Harding tweet



A Trump Die-Hard To The End
Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) has been telling colleagues and allies that he plans to challenge the Electoral College votes when Congress officially certifies Joe Biden’s victory on Jan. 6, as long as a Senate Republican joins him in the long-shot effort...

Bill Barr Rushed To Hospital After Telling Truth. - Andy Borowitz



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Biden has now been certified as the winner in Arizona, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and a J. D. Power Award for best mid-sized family vehicle. - Stephen Colbert

Even if Ivanka Trump ends up in jail after all this it STILL would not have been worth it and that's the real tragedy - Sarah Cooper

Donald Trump is the most godless person on the planet. If Jesus were resurrected Trump would be jealous of the media coverage and feud with Jesus. - Tim Hannan


In the movie about this current moment in time, America just turned to the camera and said "there's a 50/50 chance we make it outta this thing alive." - Sarah Cooper



Trump And Kushner Big Businesses Rip Off Small Business Loans
Sweeping data released by the Small Business Administration on who benefited from pandemic relief programs raises questions about the equitability and distribution of loans intended for small businesses, an initial analysis by NBC News shows...The Trump Organization and Kushner Companies are major beneficiaries of PPP loans.

What if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced Jod” and left - Kristofer Thomas tweet


10 Days from today, AllHatNoCattle, turns 20 years old.

Thank you so much as I could not have done it without you.



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