Monday, December 7, 2020

Giuliani is diagnosed with COVID-19

Arizona's state House and Senate will close for a week "out of an abundance of caution" following Rudy Giuliani's COVID-19 diagnosis.

Giuliani Quarantining At Walter Reed Total Landscaping. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

MyPillow Guy Joins with Trump to Promote MyPardon. - Andy Borowitz


Today marks 79 years since the attack on Pearl Harbor.

This day, December 7, 79 years ago, is seared in my memory. Darkness. Fear. And a determination as a nation to come together to do whatever was needed to survive. - Dan Rather

What  Good Is The Hatch Act, If There Is No Punishment?

There have been more American deaths from COVID this day, and every day in December, than the deaths in the Pearl Harbor attack. WEAR YOUR GODDAM MASK! - Stephen King

Republican Shenanigans

Barr Begs Trump Not to Let One Isolated Incident of Honesty Wipe Out Two Years of Lying. - Andy Borowitz



Soon, We Won't Have To See Or Hear From Ivanka

Trump Obtains Podiatrist's Note Claiming He Won Election. - Andy Borowitz



Click here to meet C.W.


If you're offended by 'Happy Holidays' then it's time you looked at the difference btw 'Christian' and 'Christian Supremacist. - John Fugelsang


Trump To Pardon Any Children He May Have Had With Porn Stars. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Plans To Take Away Biden's Inauguration Limelight? Probably.

Trump will soon appeal to SCOTUS who will refuse to hear the case for the ultimate slap-down. - Larry K tweet


Don’t know who needs to hear this, but a lot of people were sent to prison for far less than what David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler have done and are credibly accused of. - Andrea Junker


Super Spreader Governors Should Be Tarred and Feathered

I wear a seat belt when I drive my car, I wear a mask during a pandemic and I wear a parachute when I jump out of a plane. - Peter Frampton




1 comment:

  1. Except that's not Switzerland, it's Scotland!

    The train is the Jacobite Steam Train - now sometimes known as the 'Hogwarts Express' after it appeared in the Harry Potter film