Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Judge Scolds Trump’s Lawyers After Trump Muttered and Gestured at Potential Juror: ‘I Will Not Have Any Jurors Intimidated’

Judge Juan Merchan issued a warning to former President Donald Trump’s lawyers during jury selection, after the ex-president was reportedly audibly muttering and gesturing while a potential juror was being questioned.

6-8 weeks of having to appear every single day in court, where he can’t tweet or use his phone for hours at a time.

It’s going to be psychological torture for him.  

I love it. - Pam Keith

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

We defend Israel from the Russia-Iran Axis. We can defend Ukraine from the Russia-Iran Axis. It’s the same war. - Michael McFaul, former ambassador to Russia

Mr. Cocky Locky Has Something To Say
A defiant House Speaker Mike Johnson, facing growing threats to his speakership, said Tuesday he is not resigning and dismissed threats to his gavel as “absurd” after a second Republican member of Congress threatened to oust Johnson for his handling of legislation to send foreign aid to Ukraine and Israel.

If Trump is convicted, America will incur the wrath of Meal Team 6, Gravy Seals, and the Waffle-SS. It will be the shortest civil war in history. - James Fell

This Supreme Court Might Let The Insurrectionists Off On A Questionable Technicality

How much do you think it would cost to get Melania to wear her “I really don’t care do U?” jacket to his sentencing? - John Collins

Aw, it was nice that Don Jr. and Eric 
showed up in support.

Republican Shenanigans

It’s okay, Clarence Thomas.

Take the rest of the year off if you need it. - John Collins

Trump Will Have A Meltdown Soon, Very Soon.

Trump needs to make friends with 
the sketch artist.

Poll: Majority of Americans Prefer Sleeping Trump to Conscious Version. - Andy Borowitz

The fact that Trump fell asleep at his own trial could mean that he’s finally as bored with himself as we have been for decades.- Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

Trump is dozing off in court again, and Mike Johnson is about to be fired. How long before the NYT writes a piece about how this is bad for Biden? - cbouzy

Banning Books Is Becoming The GOP Thing.

Arming teachers? You don't even trust us with library books. - Deacon Blues

The best gift you can give your kids these days is a skeptical mind. You know the old trust but verify. 

I'm an optimist but these days you must be skeptical of everything. - Erin Brockovich


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Business/Tech News

Under my plan, nobody earning less than $400,000 a year will pay an additional penny in federal taxes. - Joe Biden

Ooo, Ooo, Is Fox News Next?
Smartmatic settled its defamation lawsuit against OANN for an undisclosed sum on Tuesday, bringing an end to the first of several legal fights between the voting tech company and several media outlets and personalities that promoted former President Donald Trump’s false claims about the 2020 election.

John Mellencamp was a co-founder of Farm Aid - preventing thousands of foreclosures of family farms. He's done a ton more for farmers and other Americans than anything the GOP has ever done. But he hurt the feelings of Trump supporters, so they're big mad. - Mike

My favorite Mellencamp song -- Little Pink Houses

A Funny Map of Florida

Only a woman who has delivered a baby without an epidural can truly understand the pain a man goes thru when he has the flu. - Laura Beth



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
This is Spanish Wells, Bahamas. A bunch of white racist South Carolinians moved there in the 1800s,  if I remember correctly, and inbreeding was and still is a problem. All black people have to leave the island every evening to this day. The beach is gorgeous. I didn't know any of this when I visited the island in 1985.

We arrived at teeny tiny North Eleuthera airport and took a 20 minute water taxi ride to the island and saw several ditched drug planes in the water. Some are still there, I checked Google Earth. lol
I was in charge of the music and one song I brought was Little Pink Houses.



  1. 👏👏 Kudos to the meme creator who quickly turned an SNL sketch into a Trump trial meme!! Ryan Gosling as Beevis and Mikey Day as Butthead in a sketch that was not actually ABOUT Beevis and Butthead was the funniest thing SNL has done in a long time...and the likenesses were remarkable!! If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor...it's out there now!! 🤣🤣

    1. The funniest part was that every person except Mikey Day totally lost it during the sketch. Amazing makeup job on Mikey.