Wednesday, April 17, 2024

House Speaker Mike Johnson pushes ahead with Ukraine, Israel aid despite GOP revolt

Speaker Johnson said that he would introduce foreign aid bills to the floor despite some opposition from his caucus.

Sounds like Moses Mike Johnson is about to experience an exodus. - Rick Lenzie

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

We should attend Donald Trump's sentencing hearing and chant "Four more years! Four more years!" - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Will Julian Assange Visit The U.S.?
The United States provided assurances to the British Foreign Office on Tuesday that it will not seek the death penalty against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange nor block his potential to “raise” First Amendment defences.

Assange released info stolen by the Russians that hurt Hillary Clinton and helped Donald Trump right before an election. He works for Vladimir Putin you silly dipsticks. - Liam Nissan

Republican Shenanigans

Stephen Miller calls Trump a “style icon.” Because:
- He brought back the hair soufflé
- Long red tie is the Republican genital
- White golf pants provide housing for 3 families
- Shapeless blue suit has influenced many shapeless white men
- Gravy with croutons as makeup
- Paul Rudnick

There's A Florida Democrat In Congress. Who Knew?
Rep. Maxwell Frost (D-FL) pulled no punches on Wednesday during a House Oversight Committee hearing as he responded to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) — who spoke before him...“When in 2022 she spoke at an event led by white supremacists and white nationalist Nick Fuentes, and when asked about it, doubled down on it and said, we’re going to focus on people, not labels. So get out of here with that damn hypocrisy,” Frost concluded.

Mike Johnson Claims Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears in Book of Revelation. -
Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

The Mayorkas impeachment trial lasted about as long as Trump did with Stormy Daniels. Very anticlimactic. - BlackKnight10k

We really don't talk enough about how Trump tried to get Pence killed and the only person who tried to save him was Pelosi. - Victoria Brownworth

I Wonder What Jeffrey Epstein Would Think.


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Business/Tech News

If we are going to respect the Constitution, we cannot legitimately find a "Jury of his peers" in the Human Population. - Brandon Unger

Apparently, New Yorkers Are Fed Up With The Economy

I felt an earthquake about 30 minutes ago. Not much, but noticeable. Taco jumped up from his bed and looked at me, then barked and ran for the window.  It was a 5.5 magnitude in Nicaragua on the border with Costa Rica, about 100 miles away. Pura vida.






Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Central Park, NYC. An oasis in the city.


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