All Hat No Cattle: The tide turns against the Benghazi committee

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The tide turns against the Benghazi committee
Could this be the time when Benghazi finally turned from a liability to an asset for Hillary Clinton? If so, it’ll be because the issue has now become less about what the select committee Republicans set up to investigate the matter has found, and more about the committee itself.

How dare you call the 8th Benghazi committee, which has gone on longer than the Watergate hearing just to stretch into 2016, partisan? - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Dear Ignoramuses,
Please stop saying Jews weren't armed during the Holocaust. Read about the Warsaw Uprising. -Jeff Tiedrich

What A Difference A Country Makes
More than 200 volunteers gathered in Parque España, San José, before setting out to help the city’s homeless.

President Obama says he would win a third term if he weren't so busy using Jade Helm 15 to take away all the guns. - LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

Ben Carson says it's not hyperbole to say gun control could lead to a "holocaust" in USA. What does he call 30K gun deaths/year we have now?- Donald J. Drumpf Tweet

Why Didn't I Think Of This? Dick Cheney For Speaker Of The House!
A freshman Republican senator told Politico he wanted to see former Vice President Dick Cheney to be the next speaker of the House.

Jeb Bush refuses to support healthcare bill for 9/11 1st responders because why do they need special treatment if his brother kept us safe? - The Daily Edge

If I were on an operating table and saw Ben Carson coming at me with a scalpel, I would definitely fight back.- Andy Borowitz

Praise The Lord And Pass The Salmonella
A Texas church is warning members not to talk about a salmonella outbreak linked to a community meal served there last week.

50% of the money for this election is coming from just 158 families. All of whom expect lots of free stuff if Republicans win. - The Daily Edge

Rock The Voter News

California to automatically register all drivers to vote, although in Texas that still only happens if you buy a gun. - The Daily Edge

Good For Bernie!
Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii), the Democratic National Committee vice chair who said she was disinvited to the first Democratic debate, might wind up attending the Tuesday night event as a guest of the Bernie Sanders campaign.

California to automatically register all drivers to vote, although in Texas that still only happens if you buy a gun. - The Daily Edge

Aerosmith Threatens To Sue Trump
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has once again come under fire for using a famous piece of music at his campaign rallies without permission from the owners. Iconic rock star Steven Tyler, frontman of Aerosmith, has issued a cease-and-desist letter to Trump’s camp, demanding that they stop playing their track “Dream On” at Trump’s campaign rallies.

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So I get it, GOP. The Jews could have prevented the Holocaust but George W. Bush was powerless to prevent the financial crisis. - LOLGOP

Meat Free Burgers
It is no secret that animal farming is terrible for the environment. However, it is also common knowledge that veggie burgers kind of suck compared to "the real thing". Sorry veggies, you know it's true. But fear not, a Californian start-up is hoping to create synthesized, meat-free cheeseburgers by 2016.

We have to save the newspaper industry because you can't house train a puppy on a blog.- JokeBlogger.com