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Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Happy Veterans Day!

Veterans and their families are the 'face of America,' and more

Veterans’ Day affords the nation an opportunity to say “thank you” to all who have chosen to serve, and risk their lives, for their country and their countrymen. America’s veterans total just under 20 million men and women, drawn from all parts of the nation, from all races, all creeds, all ethnic backgrounds. Those who have served in the past currently include, among others, a former African American chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, a Jewish Air Force chief of staff, Hispanic and Asian American senior generals and admirals, as well as Christian, Muslim, Hindu and Sikh officers and enlisted personnel. They are the face of America.

Obama Proposes Cancelling White House’s Cable to Get Trump to Leave. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

"This isn't a coup, its an attempt to hide whatever criminality was going on over there." - Former Trump senior admin official to Naveed Jamali, Newsweek

The last time someone like Mike Pompeo was associated with West Point it was Benedict Arnold. - JRehling

My Guess Is That Trump Is Dying To Throw The Nuclear Football

ABC chief global affairs correspondent Martha Raddatz questioned whether President Trump is "planning a military operation" amid a flurry of Pentagon resignations.

"No one has seen anything like this. There is concern about what this means," Raddatz told ABC's David Muir on "World News Tonight." "Is the president planning a military operation or the use of federal troops, which [Defense Secretary Mark] Esper opposed?"

Biden has 5 million more votes and more than 270 electoral college votes, but Trump has more people yelling about Election Fraud on Fox News primetime, so it's too close to call. - Jeremy Newberger

Republican Shenanigans

I don’t think the Turkey will pardon Donald Trump this Thanksgiving. - Tony Posnanski

What A Legacy Giuliani Left For Himself

People keep calling the sex shop next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping — where President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani held a press conference last week — to see if Giuliani is in there buying something.

According to NPR’s Morning Edition host David Greene, a clerk at the Fantasy Island sex shop revealed they get “at least 10, 15 calls a day” asking, “Is Rudy here?

Trump, Barr, and Pompeo: If there was ever a trio of elderly white men who've got the Lipitor market cornered, it's these three plump stooges. - Stephen King

Trump doesn’t get the significance of the 11Th hour of the11Th day of the 11Th month. Shows up late and keeps everyone waiting in the rain for a Veteran’s Day ceremony. He really does believe they are suckers and losers, but if anyone should know about true losers, it’s him. - Steve Redmond tweet

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Somebody asked me to say something good about Donald Trump so I thought and finally came up with something:

He ended Jeff Sessions' political career. - JRehling

Rock The Voter News

It's getting ugly... Mitch McConnell just demanded to see Joe Biden's birth certificate. - Conan O'Brien

Welcome to Florida Where You Can Shoot Looters!

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) is proposing "anti-mob" legislation to expand the state’s "stand your ground" law, according to the Miami Herald.

The legislation would reportedly expand the state’s list of “forcible felonies” to justify using force against people engaging in conduct resulting in the “interruption or impairment” of a business. It would also justify the use of force against those involved in looting, which is defined as a burglary within 500 feet of a “violent or disorderly assembly.”

Donald Trump knows he's going to be evicted, so he's trashing the apartment. - Middle Age Riot

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Business/Tech News

Obamacare is everything Republicans hate: Obama and the verb “to care” - Andy Borowitz

Trump Evangelicals Deliver Backhanded Prayer For Biden

A Texas evangelical pastor who was one of President Trump’s most vocal backers is calling on Trump supporters to acknowledge President-elect Joe Biden’s victory, calling it a “chance to show that Christians are not hypocrites.”

The Dallas-based Robert Jeffress said in a Fox News column Wednesday that the former vice president’s victory is “a bitter pill to swallow” for “millions of Christians across our nation.”

When I start talking to you, you should start talking to a psychiatrist. - TheTweetOfGod

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Time To Deflate Photo

A perfect sunrise shot in Miyazaki, Japan.

Peace.

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

America Held Hostage, Day 4.

As Trump challenges Biden victory, attorney general OKs fraud probes

President Donald Trump will push ahead on Tuesday with longshot legal challenges to his loss to Democratic President-elect Joe Biden in last week’s election, as Republican officials at the state and federal level lined up behind him.

The f*****g nerve it takes to not only benefit from an already imbalanced system but to then gut the Voting Rights Act, engage in unprecedented gerrymandering, remove voting machines to cause hours-long lines, pass voter ID laws, cripple the USPS & then claim YOU'VE been cheated. - Michael Hattem

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Between 2000 and 2014 over one billion (1,000,000,000) votes were cast in American elections. The number of documented cases of voter fraud? 32

And yet 70% of Republicans do not believe the 2020 election was free and fair.

We have a lot of work to do. - Mary L. Trump

Apparently, Don Jr. & Kimberly Scored Some Bolivian Flake

Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle are making moves to expand their influence at the Republican National Committee, three GOP sources, including advisers to the President tell CNN. Some sources say they may seek to take over the party structure themselves.

Apparently only Republicans are allowed to win close elections - and this one wasn’t really close by either the Electoral Collage or certainly the popular vote. - Dan Rather

Republican Shenanigans

On brand: 71,000,000 Americans who think the earth is 6000 years old and 2 of every kind of animal lived within walking distance of Noah's house...
...can't understand how ballots are counted. - Jim Wright

My God, Missouri. This Is They Best You Have?

Rick Roeber was elected to the Missouri House last week while facing allegations by his adult children that he physically and sexually abused them when they were young.

On Monday, his children wrote a letter to House leaders asking that he not be allowed to serve.

All Republicans who just won election but refuse to accept Biden’s win should immediately resign, since clearly their victories on the same ballots were fraudulent, too. Starting with Mitch. ~Andy Borowitz

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I think for lunch today we will have Philly cheesesteaks, Georgia peach cobbler and Arizona Iced Tea. - Mohamad Safa

Rock The Voter News

I will fully exhale when Joe Biden takes the oath of office. - Steven Beschloss

DOJ Official Resigns As Barr Probes Imaginary Voter Fraud

Following Attorney General William Barr’s decision to authorize the Department of Justice to probe any “substantial allegations” of alleged voter fraud in the 2020 election, a top DOJ official left his post overseeing the investigation.

The New York Times reported Monday night that Justice Department official, Richard Pilger, who was slated to aid in the voter fraud investigation, stepped “down from the post within hours” of Barr’s directive.

Remember after Hitler was gone how everyone in Germany was told to be nice to Nazis so they didn’t get upset? Yeah me neither. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Subject: It drives me slightly apesh*t...

It drives me slightly apesh*t that after all these years of abuse, lies, disrespect, name-calling, demonization and hate, liberals are now supposed to be the grown-ups one more time, and "understand" the angst of the losers of the election.

They called me an idiot. They've been using "liberal" as a dirty word for years. They claim that I am not even an American even though they know damn well that I was born, raised, and never lived anywhere else but the USA.

They threaten me physically. They have verbally abused me for years. Trump is a classic abuser. I don't support their racist, authoritarian, anti-American policies. I find their leader to be a severely damaged demagogue and wannabe dictator. I believe in science, in welcoming immigrants, in equality, true equality for everyone, and equal opportunities for all.

Is there anyone in the republican party or on the right generally calling for understanding of the left wing of the American body politic? Anyone? Anyone at all?

I don't feel a huge urge to make nice. To me, trump and his cult are the epitome of the snake who talked the frog into taking him across the river, then killed the frog on the other side. The frog said, you promised you wouldn't do that, and the snake said, you should have known that I would do that. I'm a snake.

It's fucking hard to hug a snake.

Peace.

George

Thanks for writing, George.

Yeah, Germans did not embrace Nazis after WWII. In fact, we know the opposite happened. Germany prosecuted and banned Nazis and their hate speech and now Germany is one of the most successful countries in the world, even with a Russian wall interlude of Berlin from 1961-1989.

Just think if the USA took that approach to US presidents that commit crimes while in office. Maybe if Nixon was punished for breaking into the Democratic National Committee, and Reagan/Bush punished for Iran-Contra, or George W. Bush punished for lying us into the Iraq war and normalized torturing people. Maybe, just maybe, if we punished presidents for committing crimes, Trump would have never happened. Ya think?

But, ooooh, Republicans impeached Clinton for lying about an affair but would not vote to impeach Trump for trying to dig up dirt on Hunter Biden in Ukraine to affect the current election.

I will not be nice to Republicans or Nazis until they get on their knees and apologize to the world.

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Business/Tech News

BREAKING: Coronavirus can be cured by Hydroxychloroquine according to a study released today by Johns Hopkins Total Landscaping Company. - JRehling

Missouri Has A Plethora Of Dumbasses

Mark and Patricia McCloskey now say photographer Bill Greenblatt was trespassing while taking their picture.

The infamous St. Louis couple that held guns up to Black Lives Matter protesters in their neighborhood has sued Bill Greenblatt, an international photographer for the United Press, and the United Press itself.

Mark and Patricia McCloskey are currently facing weapons charges for their actions towards protesters, but they’re now claiming Greenblatt trespassed on their property while capturing photos of the two.

Poor Ivanka and Jared! All those fancy outfits but never again another invitation to anywhere they'd like to be! Papa Trump's inability to admit defeat brands his kids with social pariah status. Did Ivanka really want to tour evangelical megachurches for the rest of her life? - Frank Schaeffer

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The inside of a violin.

Peace.

Monday, November 9, 2020

Trump refuses to concede

Trump has told advisers he's thinking about running in 2024: report

President Trump has told close advisors that he is considering running for president in the 2024 election, according to a report from Axios.

Trump has yet to concede defeat to Democrat Joe Biden in the 2020 election, but networks have projected the former vice president as the winner as Trump would likely have to win a series of recounts in multiple states to win the election.

At this point, it's the OJ Bronco chase of presidencies. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Biden has been elected for two days and we already have a vaccine! - Travis Allen

Transition Funds For Biden Blocked?
The federal government General Services Administration has declined to provide funding to the Biden campaign’s transition team as President Donald Trump contests the results of the 2020 election...The agency historically moves within a day of the election, which took place on November 3 this year.

Can we all be adults for a minute? Trump may be a pathological liar, a racist, misogynistic moron but can we please keep in mind that he's also a mass murderer? - Kona Lowell

Republican Shenanigans

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium. - Zach Bornstein

Trump Has Election Fraud Proof! Obituaries!

According to an Axios report late Sunday evening, President Donald Trump is slated to “brandish obituaries of people who supposedly voted but are dead,” and continue to hold political rallies following his loss to President-elect Joe Biden.

Open the cages.

Let the brown kids out.

Put the Trump family in. - Stonekettle

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Kamala's father was from Jamaica, her mother was from India, she was born in California and her husband is a Jew.
How much more American could she possibly be?

Rock The Voter News

I support Trump demanding a nationwide re-count bc then we could watch him lose the popular vote for a 3rd time. - John Fugelsang

Gamblers Bet Trump Won't Concede Soon

Gamblers have predicted that President Donald Trump is not going to concede any time soon.

According to SportsBetting.ag, the odds are 3/1 that Trump will say “concede” or “concession” in his next public speech, excluding a statement along the lines of, “We will not concede this election.”

I don't know, but it sure seems to me like not calling the race when the outcome is obvious in states like PA and NV gives the president more time to spout misinformation. - Nate Silver