Friday, October 18, 2019

It took longer for Pence and Pompeo to travel to Turkey, than the cease fire lasted

Turkey-led strikes kill 14 civilians in northeast Syria
Turkish-led bombardment Friday killed 14 civilians in northeastern Syria, as Turkey's president threatened to broaden his assault and an hours-old US-brokered deal already appeared to crumble.


I don’t know much about politics but I guess I thought freeing ISIS fighters would be disqualifying for a candidate. - Brian Schatz





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Mick Mulvaney seems to not understand Quid Pro Quo, so let’s start him back with some pig Latin: ouay areay uckedfay. - Bette Midler





Hillary Outs Tulsi Gabbard
Hillary Clinton appeared to suggest that Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) is the “favorite of the Russians” to win the 2020 presidential election and is being groomed by Moscow to run as a third-party candidate against the eventual Democratic nominee. 


Clearly, Tulsi made a big mistake not running in the Republican primary, where her fan base is. - David Frum






Republican Shenanigans

I’m not just an overrated general. I’m the most overrated general. I'm honored to be considered that by Donald Trump because he also called Meryl Streep an overrated actress. So I guess I'm the Meryl Streep of generals, and frankly that sounds pretty good to me. - General Mad Dog Mattis





Dept. of Justice Caught Cheating by a Judge
The Department of Justice improperly redacted a court filing related to the Mueller investigation and must reveal the names of two individuals who figured prominently in the probe, a federal judge in Washington ruled on Thursday.





Please tell me again how a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI colluded with Russia and Hillary to lose her own election so that Trump could win so that then the deep state could take him down and proof of the whole plot is hidden in a server in Ukraine, because derpity derp. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Nancy Pelosi told Trump, “All roads lead to Putin.” So, there’s an infrastructure plan after all. - Stephen Colbert



The Straw Graspers
An attorney representing President Trump's reelection campaign sent a letter to CNN on Friday threatening to sue the network over purported allegations of bias against the president.
Trump attorney Charles Harder wrote to CNN President Jeff Zucker warning that the Trump campaign intends to seek damages from the network based on secretly recorded videos posted in recent days by the right-wing group Project Veritas.


Impeaching Trump and throwing him the fuck out of office and into prison would be the best way to honor Elijah Cummings, I'm just saying. - Jeff Tiedrich


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America is a Christian Nation and that's why we vote to help the poor and let private charities bail out Wall Street. - John Fugelsang





Step Right Up To Today's Reality Movie
The Justice Department and Roger Stone’s attorneys remain in a standoff over whether jurors should be shown a clip from “The Godfather, Part II” during the longtime Donald Trump associate’s upcoming trial.
At issue is a four-minute scene from the 1974 movie in which a character named Frank Pentangeli backtracks from giving Congress damning testimony about the Corleone crime family.


Trump Orders Every G7 Leader To Buy Shoes From Ivanka. - Andy Borowitz




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Japanese Snow Monkey getting out of a hot spring. He needs a towel.

Peace.


Thursday, October 17, 2019

You'll all be under arrest soon, fellas!

Pelosi has last laugh after Trump posts pics of contentious meeting
President Donald Trump went on a Twitter tirade late Wednesday, tweeting photos of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that were taken during a contentious White House meeting that saw top Democrats eventually walk out on the president

What I noticed about that conference table pic? Only one woman in the room, and not a single person of color. If I want to look at an old white guy, I’ll use the bathroom mirror. - Stephen King




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The ceasefire deal "sounds like very good news for President Erdogan," veteran British peace negotiator Jonathan Powell tells me.
"What the Americans have actually done is facilitated the surrender of the allies, the Kurds."
"It does sound a pretty one-sided agreement.” - Christiane Amanpour




Vice President Putz just announced the biggest load of bullsh-t I’ve ever heard.
Claims Turkey agreed to a ceasefire.
Then explains it is an 120-hour break to allow Kurdish forces to flee the area Turkey just invaded.
This is a f-cking joke. - The Hoarse Whisperer


Putin Is Laughing and Laughing and...
The Kremlin twists the knife on collapse of US/Turkey relationship, mocks Trump/Erdogan "letter".
Kremlin spokesman Peskov:  “You don’t often encounter such language in correspondence between heads of state. It’s a highly unusual letter,”







On Nightline, a heartbroken and betrayed Kurdish soldier said...Forever, we will never forgive the USA.  He said their children will learn, and their grandchildren will be taught...the USA cannot be trusted.


Republican Shenanigans

So does the G7 meeting in 2020 still have to be held at a Trump property if Trump is behind bars? - George Takei


Here's a link for G7 members 👉 15 Closest Hotels to Trump National Doral Golf Course 






"Leningrad" Lindsey Graham is currently reaping what he sowed.- Stephen King



Another Shady Con Man Appointed
President Trump’s new pick for the Commission on Presidential Scholars "is a prolific author of self-help Illuminati books whose education company has been accused of handing out certificates to undeserving applicants.”




Mick Mulvaney is going to be quite the hoofer on Dancing with the Stars next year. -  - Roland Scahill





The Nationals better get Nancy Pelosi to throw out the first pitch at the World Series. - Roland Scahill


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Donald Trump, you want to talk about corruption? I’ve released 21 years of my tax returns — release yours or shut up. - Joe Biden


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"So-called military genius Jim Mattis went to Vietnam and almost got his ass shot off," Trump said. "I used my brilliant military strategy and stayed on Long Island." - Andy Borowitz







RIP Rep. Elijah E. Cummings
Maryland Rep. Elijah E. Cummings, a sharecropper's son who rose to become a civil rights champion and the chairman of one of the U.S. House committees leading an impeachment inquiry of President Donald Trump, died Thursday of complications from longstanding health problems. He was 68.







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Trump foreign policy will be known in the future as the Asshole Doctrine. - Stephen King





And He Said This With a Straight Face
The Trump Organization has been criticized for stiffing contractors. Contractors have filed hundreds of complaints, which date back to the 1980s, alleging that the real estate company did not pay them.
“We believe in paying people when they do great jobs. And we get people paid incredibly quickly. And we pay contractors,” said Eric Trump, executive vice president of The Trump Organization at Yahoo Finance’s All Market Summit, adding that the organization only refuses to pay contractors who fail to complete a job.


"Most people who are hating on you, they are not worried about where you are. They're worried about where you're going." - Elijah Cummings





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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Mr. Frog says, "Don't turn on the windshield wipers."

Peace.


Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Pompeo and Pence will meet with Erdogan after Turkish leader backs off refusal


Pompeo and Pence will meet with Erdogan after Turkish leader backs off refusal
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said on Wednesday that he and Vice President Mike Pence will meet with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan in Ankara despite the foreign leader earlier saying he would not attend.
“At this point, the vice president and I are planning to take off later this afternoon,” Pompeo said. “And we have every expectation that we will meet with President Erdogan.


Mike Pence: “I’m here for my meeting with President Erdogan.”

Receptionist: “I don’t see anything on his calendar.”

Pence: “Did you check ‘Pounce’. It might be under ‘Mike Pounce’.”

Receptionist: “I’m sorry, Mr. Pants. I don’t see anything.” - The Hoarse Whisperer





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It's absurd. This president is caging kids at the border and letting ISIS terrorists run free. - Julian Castro





More Obstruction of Justice! I Hope the Sergeant-at-arms Has Plenty of Handcuffs!
Defense Sec. Esper will not comply with a subpoena from House Democrats related to their impeachment inquiry, according to a letter sent Tuesday from the Department of Defense.



𝅘𝅥𝅮 Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you 


At some point, Mike Pence is going to split open and nothing but a stack of old bibles will spill out. - The Hoarse Whisperer


Republican Shenanigans





Trump's daughter works at the WH
Her husband works at the WH
Rudy's son works at the WH
Barr's son in law works at the WH
Barr's daughter works at Treasury
Trumps sons do foreign business
His daughter is getting Chinese patents and Saudi grants
But sure let's talk about Biden -
Barbara Marshall






Lay Low or You'll Swim With The Fishes
State Department official George Kent told lawmakers in a closed-door deposition Tuesday that acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney appointed three other Trump administration officials to spearhead the president's efforts in Ukraine...Kent also testified that after the May 23 meeting, he was told to “lay low” by a superior when he raised concerns about Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, who was working to pressure the Ukrainian government to investigate Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President Joe Biden.



Trump Picks El Chapo to Run the D.E.A. - Andy Borowitz






Trump: “our relationship with Italy goes back thousands of years”. (yes he said that)


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Debate: What debate? After 3 years of Trump's cruelty, crudity, stupidity, and schoolyard taunts, any one of these intelligent, caring people would be like aloe vera on a bad sunburn. - Stephen King




Donald Dons Tin Foil Distraction Hat
Donald Trump on Wednesday accused Barack Obama of interfering in the 2016 election as he demanded to see the Democrats' hacked email server and claimed this is what Rudy Giuliani was working on with the Ukraine.


Amazing. Trump is now using the playbook he uses when one of his sexual assault victims comes forward. - Josh Marshall




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Trump Supporter Comes Away From Democratic Debate With Pretty Clear Idea Of Which Candidate He’s Going To Kill. - The Onion


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Imagine a White House so toxic and out of control that blood-spattered lunatic John Bolton is the adult in the room. we are so fuuuuuuucked. - Jeff Tiedrich


Trump Takes Out Anger On Alaska's Protected Trees
The Trump administration on Tuesday took a significant step toward opening the world’s largest intact temperate rainforest to logging and other potential extractive development.
The U.S. Forest Service issued a draft environmental impact statement aimed at cementing President Donald Trump’s push to exempt Alaska’s Tongass National Forest from the so-called “roadless rule.” Signed in 2001 by President Bill Clinton, the conservation rule prohibits building roads and harvesting timber on 58.5 million acres of national forest lands, including 9.2 million acres of Tongass.









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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The skeleton of a stingray. It looks like a hat to me.

Peace.