Friday, September 13, 2019

Trump is so jealous: Russia raids scores of homes, offices of Putin critic's supporters


Russia raids scores of homes, offices of Putin critic's supporters
Kremlin critic Alexei Navalny’s supporters had their homes and offices raided Thursday by Russian law enforcement just days after President Vladimir Putin's ruling United Russia Party lost a third of its seats in the Moscow assembly, according to reports.

Shout out to Trump for making every day so horrifying that Friday the 13th has lost all meaning. - OhNoSheTwint





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North Koreans haven’t gone to war in over  60 years, but look at all the medals their generals are wearing, we could defeat them with a magnet



I Love the Lynn Cheney/Rand Paul Feud!
House Republican Conference Chairwoman Liz Cheney (Wyo.) on Friday extended her war of words with Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), arguing that Americans are not supportive of his isolationist views.
“The American people — Republicans, in particular — are not isolationists," Cheney told reporters during a leadership press conference at the House GOP retreat.


The question shouldn't be who won the Dem debate. Relative to the current occupant of the Oval Office, every one of them was a winner. - Robert Reich





Republican Shenanigans

Can you imagine a Melania debate vs. Michelle Obama? - Jesse Lifson


I'm Surprised Ivanka Can Talk With That Big Foot In Her Mouth
Ivanka tells donors she got her moral compass from her dad. Trump’s family and allies are getting personal with donors, dishing out morsels about life in the White House.






Trump “is treating farmers like poker chips in one of his bankrupt casinos.” — Amy Klobuchar





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For those concerned about the occasional Biden gaffe, remember this.
Gaffes don’t lock little children in cages. - Tea Pain



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Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder - Andy Borowitz



Democrats Shouldn't Go This Low
Former Democratic National Committee chairman and Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell sparked a firestorm on social media by escalating attacks on Elizabeth Warren ahead of Thursday’s closely watched debate, assailing her as a “hypocrite” in an op-ed.





The fact ABC ran an ad featuring a picture of AOC on fire with skulls and dead bodies in the background during the Dem debate last night—and the fact they hired Sean Spicer—tells you everything you ever need to know about the network. - Scott Dworkin

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Once upon a time, everybody distrusted the weatherman.
Then technology became so advanced, everybody could finally trust the weatherman.
Then Donald Trump became POTUS & Wilbur Ross ordered the weatherman to lie to everybody. - John Fugelsang

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Just heard Trump say “it’s easy to work with me because I make all the decisions” and I am so using this line in my next job interview. - goldengateblond tweet






NRA Is Having a Sad
A new lawsuit in the seemingly endless list of legal disputes stemming from the National Rifle Association’s slow implosion pits Wayne LaPierre against a longtime friend.
LaPierre and former Reagan-era deputy assistant defense secretary Tony Makris teamed up decades ago. That relationship now appears to be over.


"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." - George Orwell





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I'm, guessing they didn't like the view.

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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Federal prosecutors recommend that Andrew McCabe, former FBI second-in-command, face criminal charge

Federal prosecutors recommend that Andrew McCabe, former FBI second-in-command, face criminal charge
WASHINGTON – Federal prosecutors recommended seeking criminal charges against Andrew McCabe, the former deputy director of the FBI and a frequent target of criticism by President...


Please tell me again how Andrew McCabe and a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI colluded with Russia and Hillary to lose her own election so that Trump would win so that then the deep state could take him down because f*ck yes that all makes perfect sense to me derpity derp. - Jeff Tiedrich





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Fact: More people have died in Trump's concentration camps than have died from vaping. - Tarz tweet






The Mossad Is In D.C.? 
The U.S. government concluded within the last two years that Israel was most likely behind the placement of cell-phone surveillance devices that were found near the White House and other sensitive locations around Washington, D.C., according to three former senior U.S. officials with knowledge of the matter.





Vaping is very bad for children’s health and I’m glad to hear it will no longer be allowed in their concentration camp cages. - Jess Dweck





Republican Shenanigans

Republicans on e-cigarettes:“We want a ban!” 
Republicans on abortion:“We want a ban!” 
Republicans on immigration:“We want a ban!” 
Republicans on trans military members:“We want a ban!” 
Republicans on gay marriage:“We want a ban!”

Republicans on guns: “BANS DON’T WORK!!!” - Andrea Junker






Lonely Black Republican Leaves Party
Gregory Cheadle, the black man President Donald Trump once described at a rally as “my African American,” is fed up.
After two years of frustration with the president’s rhetoric on race and the lack of diversity in the administration, Cheadle told PBS NewsHour he has decided to leave the Republican party and run for a seat in the U.S. House of Representative as an independent in 2020





I like hearing "Don't politicize 9/11" from people who exploited 9/11 to invade the wrong country. - John Fugelsang




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Raise your hand if you think we should allow the Bahamians to come here and deport Melania. - Stone tweet






House Impeachment Inquiry Formed! Will It Be Televised?
The House Judiciary Committee on Thursday approved a resolution defining the rules of the panel's impeachment investigation, the first vote the committee has taken related to the potential impeachment of President Donald Trump.
The party-line vote came as House Democrats have struggled to define the committee's probe, with Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler saying the committee is conducting an impeachment inquiry, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other Democratic leaders are refraining from calling it that.




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No word yet from Trump on which member of the Taliban will be replacing John Bolton. - Chelsea Handler


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YES, IT'S TRUE!!  Melania, whose kid does not smoke, is worried about 6 people who died vaping,  (according to #Bonehead, her spouse, the louse), but the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS who died in mass shootings and gun violence don't seem to bother her!  #Shejustdoesntcaredoyou - Bette Midler tweet


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The odds of living to 100 will double by 2020, as will the odds of having to work at Walmart until you're 98. - John Fugelsang


Trump Says He Looks Better Under Incandescent Lights
President Trump quipped at a Monday evening rally that his administration’s rollback of energy efficiency standards for light bulbs was due to the fact that he looked better under less efficient bulbs.
"I'm not a vain person. ... But I look better under an incandescent light than these crazy lights that are beaming down," Trump told a crowd in Fayetteville, N.C., on Monday.







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Northern Iceland in the winter. I recently watched the Iceland series "Trapped" and was taken aback by the stunning winter scenery.

Peace.


Wednesday, September 11, 2019

18 years ago today

Trump again said he helped at ground zero immediately following the 9/11 attacks
President Donald Trump honored thousands that died as a result of the Sept. 11 terror attacks during remarks at the Pentagon Wednesday.
But the president also didn't miss a chance to again claim he helped in the aftermath of the terror attacks at ground zero.


The most difficult moment for Trump is a moment of silence. - Andy Borowitz





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Today marks the 18 year anniversary of Donald Trump boasting on tape that he now had the tallest building in lower Manhattan.  - John Fugelsang





PHONY POLLS Says the Trump
President Trump on Wednesday lashed out at a new Washington Post–ABC News poll showing him trailing five Democratic presidential candidates, dismissing it as a "phony suppression poll."


Trump Defends Choice of Ted Nugent To Replace John Bolton. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans




9/11 thoughts.

Bush: "Today, our nation saw the very worst of human nature -- and we responded with the best of America."

Obama: "Even the smallest act of service, the simplest act of kindness, is a way to honor those we lost.” 

Trump: "Sleepy Joe, Pocahontas...Fake Polls! - Tea Pain






Fake Christianity Update
Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. told Hill.TV on Tuesday that he has begun sharing information with the FBI in what he alleged was a criminal conspiracy against him by former board members at the school.








Bahamian Refugees Advised To Pretend They Are From Alabama . - Andy Borowitz




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Whoever wins the election should have Obama as the Attorney General so he can personally charge Trump with high crimes and misdemeanors. - irishygirl tweet





It's OK When Republicans Cheat
In a surprise move Wednesday morning, the N.C. House of Representatives voted to override Gov. Roy Cooper’s veto of the state budget with just over half of the 120 members present to vote.
Democrats in the chamber objected to the bill being brought up, saying they were told there would be no votes during the 8:30 a.m. session...





Trump lashed out at numerals, saying that they were “invented by Arabs.” - Andy Borowitz




Kids shouldn't be learning to duck and cover in school. They should learn that we, the adults responsible for protecting them, will act to keep them safe. - Hillary Clinton

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Maybe if we call assault rifles “Blood Vapes” we can get them banned. - Crutnacker





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Rex Tillerson: I hope Trump finds out he's been impeached on Twitter. - Andy Borowitz


Tracking the Mentally Ill? Lordy, Lordy, That's Most of Alabama!
The Trump administration is considering a proposal to combat mass shootings which suggests phones and smartwatches may be used to track people with mental health problems.







The Onion is my thought bubble. - Elon Musk tweet



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Elephant Rock in New Zealand. A bit of humor from Mother Nature.

Peace.