Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Mike Pence defends decision to stay at Trump Doonbeg property in Ireland

Mike Pence defends decision to stay at Trump Doonbeg property in Ireland
Pence's chief of staff, Marc Short, says that the decision to stay at Trump International Golf Links in Doonbeg was made at the president's "suggestion" and that Pence and his entourage won't be staying for free.


Trump has spent 278 years of presidential salary on taxpayer funded golf trips. - Thorsten tweet





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An AR-15 is not your God given right, it’s your God-damned entertainment. - John Fugelsang

Instead of Shooting the Messengers, Republicans Want To Defame the Messengers
Allies of President Donald Trump reportedly want to raise millions for their crusade against journalists.
According to a Tuesday Axios report, pro-Trump conservatives are trying to raise $2 million to fund their mission to gather damaging information on reporters and editors from major outlets, such as the New York Times and Washington Post.





There are no reporters allowed on the plane for this trip...with the Secretary of State. . . As he travels overseas...they said we would have to fly commercial and all the meetings are closed press. - Christina Ruffini, CBS News


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Why do people put their phone on speaker and still hold it to their mouth and shout like they’re talking through a soup can? - The Hoarse Whisperer



I Have More Faith In Chef Jose Andres Than FEMA
Chef José Andrés is making sure the Bahamian community has support after Hurricane Dorian. The catastrophic category 5 storm has been stagnant causing havoc in the island for days. Powerful winds and floodwaters (reaching 25 feet above sea level) have left homes battered and destroyed. Unfortunately, Hurricane Dorian has also taken five lives. Many people are helping the community, including the Spanish-American chef who went to the island in order to prepare 10,000 sandwiches for all the victims.   





Americans Envious That Tiffany Trump Never Hears From Dad. - Andy Borowitz


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I can’t wait to read Trump’s tweets as he is being forcibly removed from the White House. -Roland Scahill


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How many more people have to die before we reinstate the assault weapons ban & the limit on high-capacity magazines & pass universal background checks? After they passed in 1994, there was a big drop in mass shooting deaths. When the ban expired, they rose again. We must act now. - Bill Clinton


Democrats Plan To Pull Down Trump's Trousers
The House Judiciary Committee plans to hold public hearings as soon as October on Trump's alleged role in hush-money payments to two women during the 2016 election.






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Report: More Americans Putting Off Retirement Until Final Few Moments Before Death. - The Onion



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Watching the brexit showdown is wild. Defectors, wild speeches, emergency sessions. The series finale of the UK is really good! - Mia Mulder





Walmart To Discontinue Selling Some Bullets
Walmart will discontinue all sales of short-barrel rifle ammunition that can be used with military style weapons, discontinue sales of handgun ammunition and stop all handgun sales in Alaska, following two shootings at Walmart stores this summer.





I just ordered a Popeye’s chicken sandwich on eBay. - Conan O'Brien


I took the fork in the road with me.


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Guess When the Hurricane Season Peaks.
On September 10, My 70th Birthday!




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A bird in the ear is worth two in the bush.

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Monday, September 2, 2019

Hurricane Dorian is knocking on Florida's door

Some Florida boat residents to ride out Dorian, hoping for the best
Ned and Lisa Keahey were well aware that the second-most powerful Atlantic hurricane on record was heading for them, having watched the weather radar on Sunday at a Florida marina from the boat they have called home for the past 20 years.


As you gather around the grill today, remember that President Obama once asked for Dijon mustard on his burger, the worst scandal in presidential history. - The Daily Show





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Believing that you have a god-given right to military-grade weaponry is probably a good enough reason to take away your military-grade weaponry. - Jeff Tiedrich


Buzz-Saw-Like Winds
As morning broke in the Bahamas on Monday, residents who rode out Hurricane Dorian described buzz-saw-like winds that splintered homes, flooded streets and left them terrified for their lives.
Meanwhile, U.S. officials braced for a similar fate as the monster storm's eye wall set its sight on the coasts of Florida, Georgia and the Carolinas.





I really need to relax this Labor Day weekend, so I'm already chilling a bottle of something special in the fridge. It's Xanax. - Bette Midler





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Link Found Between Cowardly Politicians and Gun Violence. - Andy Borowitz





Gee, The 1st Amendment May Get In Trump's Way
President Donald Trump confirmed on Saturday via Twitter that he is "suing various people for violating their confidentiality agreements" including the "disgusting and foul mouthed" Omarosa Manigault Newman.






Guns kill more people than hurricanes, tornadoes and earthquakes combined in the USA. We're #1




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How would we know if Trump’s Twitter was hacked? - Hoodlum tweet

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Straight Lives Parade Outnumbered By Protesters
They marched under the motto, "It's great to be straight." A man in a shark costume chanted, "Straight Lives Matter!" Another dressed as Santa Claus held the "straight flag" and welcomed any heckling that came his way.







Trump Furious After Twitter Purge Leaves Him With 14 Followers. - Andy Borowitz


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"Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration." - Abraham Lincoln





Please Read The Fine Print Before Downloading
ZAO - a new Chinese app that lets users swap their faces with celebrities, sports stars or anyone else in a video clip - racked up millions of downloads on the weekend but swiftly drew fire over privacy issues.






'I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.'
Dr. Seuss




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This morning, inside the eye of Dorian. I'm scared and amazed at the same time.

Peace.


Friday, August 30, 2019

Hurricane Dorian forecast to strike Florida overnight into Tuesday as Category 4

Hurricane Dorian forecast to strike Florida overnight into Tuesday as Category 4
Dangerous Hurricane Dorian is strengthening and forecast to make landfall on Florida's east coast overnight into Tuesday as a Category 4 storm.
Now forecast to approach Florida with winds of 140 mph, Dorian, should it make landfall at those wind speeds, would become just the ninth hurricane to do so, dating back to 1851.


Right now our fragile sociopath president is standing in front of a mirror, practicing his thumbs-up-and-smile for when he's posing in front of hurricane-strewn wreckage in Florida next week. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Reagan debuted his "Star Wars" initiative just prior to fadin' into dementia.  Great minds decay alike. - Tea Pain


Putin's Favorite Hobby
The suspect detained over the killing last week of a Georgian citizen in Berlin had a passport whose number linked him to Russian security services, German magazine Der Spiegel reported on Friday.
Zelimkhan Khangoshvili, who had previously fought alongside anti-Moscow separatists in the province of Chechnya, was shot twice in the head last Friday as he headed through a central Berlin park to the mosque.







Who gets to sit down with Trump and the other climate denying Republicans and explain that warmer ocean temperatures are why we will be getting more and more insane hurricanes like Dorian? - Roland Scahill




Republican Shenanigans

So what's on the agenda today for the Trump admin? 

Kicking puppies? Pulling the wings off butterflies? Starving the elderly? - Elle DeSylva





How does she have a camera in her cell but Epstein didn't?
A Colorado woman is suing after she was forced to give birth to her child, alone in a jail cell, while screaming and pleading for help from staff that paid her virtually no mind.
In the hours leading up to the birth of her child on July 31, 2018, surveillance footage shows 26-year-old Diana Sanchez repeatedly attempt to alert jail staff that she was in labour, her water had broken, and that she was in desperate need of medical attention.


We are to believe a rich man arrested for human trafficking,
  • tried to commit suicide
  • put on watch for only a week
  • was suppose to have a cell mate
  • one guard wasn't a regular
  • both guards fell asleep
  • missed 3, 30 minute checks
  • both cameras have gaps
  • and Barr un-recused his recusal?
-Woman in the Moon tweet





TRUMP: Hey Bill, wanna come out of retirement & be America’s top cop again, shield me from consequences of my crimes like you did w/Iran Contra, and wag our junk together at the Emoluments Clause?

BARR: HERE TAKE MY MONEY - John Fugelsang




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Trump lied about Chinese talks to manipulate the market and every reporter in my twitter feed is going with JOE BIDEN TELLS A STORY ABOUT THE WRONG SOLDIER!!! - Adam Parkhomenko






Gas Shortage Ahead of Hurricane Dorian
Gov. Ron DeSantis said Friday the Florida Highway Patrol would soon begin escorting fuel trucks to help resupply gas stations in advance of Hurricane Dorian.
Gasbuddy, whose representatives helped state officials track fuel shortages in 2017 during Hurricane Irma, reported Friday that more than half of gas stations in the Miami-Fort Lauderdale-West Palm Beach area were out of fuel, stretched from the demand of drivers filling up before the storm hits.





The Trump administration literally wants to deport kids with cancer, in case you ever meet a #maga person who claims to be Christian. - John Fugelsang


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Cost-Cutting Measures Force Company To Start Hiring More Female Employees - The Onion


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Horrified Amazon Worker Awakes From Warehouse Accident To Find Jeff Bezos Welding Mechanical Limbs Onto Stumps Where Arms His Used To Be - The Onion


Yep, People Fear A Recession Is Coming
U.S. consumer sentiment plunged 8.6 points in August, the largest decline in nearly eight years, as President Trump ramped up a trade war with China.






USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts - The Onion





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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the sleeps tonight. A-Wimoweh.  A-Wimoweh.  A-Wimoweh.


Peace.