Monday, September 2, 2019

Hurricane Dorian is knocking on Florida's door

Some Florida boat residents to ride out Dorian, hoping for the best
Ned and Lisa Keahey were well aware that the second-most powerful Atlantic hurricane on record was heading for them, having watched the weather radar on Sunday at a Florida marina from the boat they have called home for the past 20 years.

As you gather around the grill today, remember that President Obama once asked for Dijon mustard on his burger, the worst scandal in presidential history. - The Daily Show

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Believing that you have a god-given right to military-grade weaponry is probably a good enough reason to take away your military-grade weaponry. - Jeff Tiedrich

Buzz-Saw-Like Winds
As morning broke in the Bahamas on Monday, residents who rode out Hurricane Dorian described buzz-saw-like winds that splintered homes, flooded streets and left them terrified for their lives.
Meanwhile, U.S. officials braced for a similar fate as the monster storm's eye wall set its sight on the coasts of Florida, Georgia and the Carolinas.

I really need to relax this Labor Day weekend, so I'm already chilling a bottle of something special in the fridge. It's Xanax. - Bette Midler

Republican Shenanigans

Link Found Between Cowardly Politicians and Gun Violence. - Andy Borowitz

Gee, The 1st Amendment May Get In Trump's Way
President Donald Trump confirmed on Saturday via Twitter that he is "suing various people for violating their confidentiality agreements" including the "disgusting and foul mouthed" Omarosa Manigault Newman.

Guns kill more people than hurricanes, tornadoes and earthquakes combined in the USA. We're #1


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How would we know if Trump’s Twitter was hacked? - Hoodlum tweet

Rock The Voter News

Straight Lives Parade Outnumbered By Protesters
They marched under the motto, "It's great to be straight." A man in a shark costume chanted, "Straight Lives Matter!" Another dressed as Santa Claus held the "straight flag" and welcomed any heckling that came his way.

Trump Furious After Twitter Purge Leaves Him With 14 Followers. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

"Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration." - Abraham Lincoln

Please Read The Fine Print Before Downloading
ZAO - a new Chinese app that lets users swap their faces with celebrities, sports stars or anyone else in a video clip - racked up millions of downloads on the weekend but swiftly drew fire over privacy issues.

'I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.'
Dr. Seuss


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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
This morning, inside the eye of Dorian. I'm scared and amazed at the same time.


1 comment:

  1. Don't go near the comments on that Yahoo story dealing with Incelebration... I mean, straight "pride". Hearty amounts of stupid there.