Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Another day, another racial slur

Trump Brings Up 'Pocahontas' At Event Honoring Navajo Code Talkers
President Trump decided to bring up one of his favorite nicknames during an event honoring Navajo Code Talkers — but it's one that is widely seen as a slur offensive to Native Americans. "You were here long before any of us were here," Trump told the men who were being...


While watching the video of Donald Trump tell Native American vets he knows a Senator he nicknamed “Pocahontas”... all by a picture of Andrew Jackson...

I thought to myself...

I don’t think Melania’s anti bullying campaign is going so well. - Tony Posnanski





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hey, remember when Kellyanne Conway accused Obama of bugging the White House microwave oven? of course you don't, because eighteen hundred thousand equally batsht insane things have happened since then. -Jeff Tiedich




Tillerson Is Acting Like A Corporate Raider Instead Of A Secretary of State
The top State Department official overseeing Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s overhaul of the agency has resigned three months after taking the job.
Maliz Beams stepped down after Tillerson brought her in to guide the restructure of the department, one of the secretary of State's top goals. ...Beams’ resignation comes amid reports of low morale at the agency since the start of the Trump administration. Tillerson denied the reports last month.
"I walk the halls, people smile," Tillerson said. “If it’s as bad as it seems to be described, I’m not seeing it, I’m not getting it.”


The White House Ethics Lawyer resigned today.
In a related story, the Irony Fairy drank til she passed out. -John Fugelsang






Republican Shenanigans

This year, let's put the "Christ, we elected a moron" back in Christmas. - Jeff Tiedrich





Melania's White House decorations are dark, cold, and fill me with dread- gotta hand it to her she nailed the vibe.- Jesse McLaren






Fake News Faker Caught, Again.
Project Veritas, an organization run by conservative activist James O’Keefe, appears to have been get caught trying to pass false sexual misconduct allegations against Senate candidate Roy Moore to The Washington Post, extending its history of deploying deceptive tactics to try to ensnare news organizations in controversy.


Congrats to Prince Harry.

Also congrats to all the racists who now must realize that Prince Harry's future mother-in-law is a strong black woman with dreadlocks. 

This is not the 1950's any longer. The world is changing. 

Trump and his racist cohorts are an outlier. Thank God! - Brian Krassenstein





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We live in a world where football coaches get $10 million as a failure bonus and fifth-grade teachers are buying their own staplers. - Tim Reynolds





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Robert Mueller Investigating The Firing Of Comey
Special counsel Robert Mueller will interview White House counsel Don McGahn in the coming weeks as Mueller continues to investigate what President Donald Trump was thinking when he fired James Comey as FBI director and helped craft a misleading statement about his son's meeting with Russians last year at Trump Tower.
McGahn came under heightened scrutiny in September when The New York Times reported that he had blocked Trump from sending a letter to Comey outlining his reasons for wanting him fired.


Trump tweeted he is our favorite President. I prefer any other
President, including the 39 who are currently decomposing corpses.- Bette Midler




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Here's one I heard last night:  In the #SavingsandLoanCrisis of the 1980s and 1990s, 900 bankers went to jail.  In the 2008 crash NO ONE went to jail!  The #CFPB is all that's standing between regular Americans and the vampire squid banks... - Bette Midler




US Journalists Need To Wear Helmets And Flak Jackets PRONTO
Raw video from outside an event for Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore shows two apparent supporters physically attacking two cameramen who were reportedly trying to film the former judge’s arrival.




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Alpacas are bringing back that favorite 1980's  hairstyle. The Mullet!

Peace.


Monday, November 27, 2017

HOOK HIM UP!

Trump proposes contest to determine "most dishonest" coverage of "your favorite president (me)"
“We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me),” Trump tweeted. “They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!”


This tweet contains the names of every White Supremacist, Nazi or KKK member that the president ever demanded be fired or ever called "son of a bitch." - John Fugelsang





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Our president gave Russians Israeli intelligence. The Russians are infiltrating every part of our government and our state department, yet this administration does nothing. He refuses to impose sanctions on Russia after ordered by congress. Who is he working for? Not us. - Chelsea Handler





This year, let's put the "Christ, we elected a moron" back in Christmas. - Jeff Tiedrich






Republican Shenanigans

The day Donald Trump tries to ban abortions there are going to be a ton of ex-mistresses who kept receipts. - John Fugelsang






Looks Like Trump May Be TIME'S Person Of The Year After All
US magazine publisher Time Inc will be bought by rival media company Meredith Corporation for $2.8bn (£2.1bn).
The deal is backed by the billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch, who are known for supporting economically conservative causes.







Trump Claims Voice on Access Hollywood Tape is Actually Hillary Imitating Him. - Andy Borowitz





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Trump claimed today that he “turned down” the chance to be Person of the Year for Time Magazine. He’s still a lock for the cover of Assclown Illustrated. - Andy Borowitz


Obama jokes with the sushi chefs in Oahu on Sunday.


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Can’t Prince Harry and his American girlfriend run our country? They seem nice. - Chelsea Handler





Susan Sarandon Doesn't Know We're Already At War
“I did think [Clinton] was very, very dangerous. We would still be fracking, we would be at war," Sarandon said.
Sarandon was often critical of Clinton during the 2016 presidential election.








"Hi. I'm Susan Sarandon. You may remember me from classic moments like "Gaslighting for Nader", and "Gaslighting for Bernie". Check out my new hit "Gaslighting for Attention" and remember, Hillary is worse than Trump!" - Bravenak tweet


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Donald Trump's website is selling a Christmas version of its "Make America Great Again" hat. It's embroidered with "Merry Christmas" on the back. It's the perfect gift for someone who has everything. Check that. Hates everything. It's the perfect gift for someone who hates everything. This is the hat that says "I love Christmas" but can't stand snowflakes.- James Corden





Showdown At The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
The government official Donald Trump wants to pass over as acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) with his own budget chief is asking a federal court to block the president’s appointment.


FoxNews isn’t a news network. It just plays one on TV. - Toure





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A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earthers have never seen. - Neil deGrasse Tyson



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Art is in the eye of the beholder.

Peace.


Friday, November 24, 2017

Don Jr. Heckles Robert Mueller

‘It’s foolish to taunt the tiger’: CNN legal analyst gobsmacked by Don Jr heckling Mueller on social media
During a panel discussion on the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, a CNN legal analyst said Donald Trump Jr. was not helping his case in any way, shape or form by posting “come at me!” at special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigators.



Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Deck the halls with fresh indictments, fa la la la la la la la la
As we watch with rapt excitement fa la la la la la la la la
To the Russians he did cater fa la (etc)
Soon to jail that orange traitor fa la la la la la la la la
- HowardA_Esq tweet






I Wonder When Paul Manafort Will Flip?
President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, flew to Russia at least 18 times as a consultant, and was in constant communication with President Vladimir Putin’s allies for almost a decade.


Comparing presidential administrations by arrests
Trump - 3
Obama - 0
Bush - 16
Clinton - 2
Bush - 1
Reagan - 26
Carter - 1
Ford - 1
Nixon - 76






Interesting Russian Aside: This is a screenshot from my Twitter page this morning. The Bank is in Costa Rica and they are offering discount points for a trip to Russia.



Michael Flynn:
2016 - "Lock her up!!"
2017 - "Please don't lock me up!"
2018 - "Here's how to lock Trump Up"
- Brian Krassenstein




Republican Shenanigans

Trump is playing golf with Tiger Woods but meanwhile Michael Flynn is playing ball with Bob Mueller. - Sean Kent



In Like Flynn
The legal team representing Michael Flynn, President Trump’s former national security adviser, has ended an agreement to share information about the ongoing Russia probe with the White House, a likely sign that Flynn is looking to cooperate with investigators








Keep Christ in Christmas? Can we put him back in Christianity first? - John Fugelsang



Ewww. Texas GOP Porn.
Texas Congressman Joe Barton sent nudes and illicit text messages to a woman, and he's apologizing for the graphic image first revealed by a Twitter user.
Barton, a Republican, sent the nude photo showing his penis. The Twitter user censored the image, and also revealed a sext that reads, "I want u soo bad. Right now."








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When Malia Obama cuts off an elephant's tail and sells our country out to the Russians call me. - Jeremy Newberger







How One Photo Upended This Woman's Life
It’s been three weeks since Juli Briskman got fired after a photo of her giving the middle finger to President Donald Trump’s motorcade went viral. She remembers driving home that day shocked at what had just happened and terrified about being able to afford health care...Luckily, one of her friends set up a GoFundMe page to raise money for her while she looked for a new job.



Trump is already tweeting that Black Friday is the most ungrateful of all the Fridays. - Conan O'Brien

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20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To Corporate America - The Onion


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What do we want? 
Net Neutrality!
When do we wa... <buffering>...

<This page has failed to load> 
- Brasilmagic


I Bet Robert Mueller Could Use The World's Tiniest Tape Recorder!
Through a few clever molecular hacks, researchers at Columbia University Medical Center have converted a natural bacterial immune system into a microscopic data recorder, laying the groundwork for a new class of technologies that use bacterial cells for everything from disease diagnosis to environmental monitoring.





Pringles has launched several new potato chip flavors including turkey, stuffing, mashed potato, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Or as single dads call it, "Thanksgiving!" - Seth Myers


The First Photobomb?

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Biker girls back in the 1920s.

Peace.