Monday, November 27, 2017


Trump proposes contest to determine "most dishonest" coverage of "your favorite president (me)"
“We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me),” Trump tweeted. “They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!”

This tweet contains the names of every White Supremacist, Nazi or KKK member that the president ever demanded be fired or ever called "son of a bitch." - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Our president gave Russians Israeli intelligence. The Russians are infiltrating every part of our government and our state department, yet this administration does nothing. He refuses to impose sanctions on Russia after ordered by congress. Who is he working for? Not us. - Chelsea Handler

This year, let's put the "Christ, we elected a moron" back in Christmas. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

The day Donald Trump tries to ban abortions there are going to be a ton of ex-mistresses who kept receipts. - John Fugelsang

Looks Like Trump May Be TIME'S Person Of The Year After All
US magazine publisher Time Inc will be bought by rival media company Meredith Corporation for $2.8bn (£2.1bn).
The deal is backed by the billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch, who are known for supporting economically conservative causes.

Trump Claims Voice on Access Hollywood Tape is Actually Hillary Imitating Him. - Andy Borowitz


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Trump claimed today that he “turned down” the chance to be Person of the Year for Time Magazine. He’s still a lock for the cover of Assclown Illustrated. - Andy Borowitz

Obama jokes with the sushi chefs in Oahu on Sunday.

Rock The Voter News

Can’t Prince Harry and his American girlfriend run our country? They seem nice. - Chelsea Handler

Susan Sarandon Doesn't Know We're Already At War
“I did think [Clinton] was very, very dangerous. We would still be fracking, we would be at war," Sarandon said.
Sarandon was often critical of Clinton during the 2016 presidential election.

"Hi. I'm Susan Sarandon. You may remember me from classic moments like "Gaslighting for Nader", and "Gaslighting for Bernie". Check out my new hit "Gaslighting for Attention" and remember, Hillary is worse than Trump!" - Bravenak tweet


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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump's website is selling a Christmas version of its "Make America Great Again" hat. It's embroidered with "Merry Christmas" on the back. It's the perfect gift for someone who has everything. Check that. Hates everything. It's the perfect gift for someone who hates everything. This is the hat that says "I love Christmas" but can't stand snowflakes.- James Corden

Showdown At The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
The government official Donald Trump wants to pass over as acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) with his own budget chief is asking a federal court to block the president’s appointment.

FoxNews isn’t a news network. It just plays one on TV. - Toure



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A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earthers have never seen. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Odd News

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