All Hat No Cattle

Monday, May 22, 2017

Trump Visits Western Wall In Jerusalem

Trump drags his scandals back into the spotlight on foreign trip
President Donald Trump on Monday denied divulging Israel as the source behind highly classified intelligence he allegedly shared with Russian officials, bringing attention back to the scandals engulfing his White House while he's on his first foreign trip.

The fact that Trump refused to say "radical Islam" is all the proof I need that he was born in Kenya. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Someday we'll all look back on this and scream. - Conan O'Brien

Not surprised Mike Flynn is pleading the 5th, it lessens the chances of plutonium tea or falling out of a window. - @IMPL0RABLE tweet

Ignoring The Messengers
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson held a press conference Sunday without U.S. reporters, according to multiple reports.
Tillerson reportedly held the press conference in Riyadh, but U.S. reporters were not told about it, according to their tweets.

The Idiot-in-Chief just told a room full of Israelis that he "just got back from the Middle East" - @USARedOrchestra tweet

Flashback to the late 70s

I met some Turks at an ad agency around 1977. Over a business lunch they were telling me about their country, Muslim religion, etc...

They told me of a legend among Muslims in Turkey. It revolved around a glowing orb. The orb was stolen by the Vatican and hence the collapse of the Ottoman Empire. The orb is deep in the bowels of the Vatican supposedly. Once the Turks get the orb back they will return to their former glory.

For the past 40 years, I never knew quite what to believe about that legend. I often wondered if they were joking with me.

But then I saw this photo online this morning and burst out laughing.

When you've accepted a necklace from a man, touched his orb, and sold him 100 billion dollars of arms, you're basically married. - Sandra Newman

Republican Shenanigans

A sinkhole has opened in front of Mar-A-Lago. If there was ever a more perfect metaphor for a presidency, let me know. - Jim David

Meanwhile, Team Trump Is Trying To Find A Loophole
The Trump administration is exploring whether it can use an obscure ethics rule to undermine the special counsel investigation into ties between President Donald Trump's campaign team and Russia, two people familiar with White House thinking said on Friday.

Same day they got that arms deal, the Saudis plopped $100mil into Ivanka's charity. Now, will the GOP cry foul like they did with Hillary? - George Takei

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Rock The Voter News

Clarence Thomas Voted For Black Voters Rights
The Supreme Court ruled Monday that North Carolina illegally packed black voters into two voting districts.

Summary: Trump sold people that "hate us" 110 billion in weapons, then accepted 100 million charity donation HRC "should go to jail for." - Tea Pain

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We're discounting US weapons for repressive Saudi regime? Are Saudis discounting oil for us? Bad deal. Sad!!! - David Corn

Biz/Tech News

$800 billion in medicaid cuts with a deep tax cut for the wealthiest among us.
It's Bush's 3rd term with 25 Cheneys.- John Fugelsang

Because The Fields Need To Be Harvested?
Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly granted a six-month extension Monday to 58,000 Haitian immigrants who have been spared from deportation since a devastating 2010 earthquake, saying the conditions in their struggling homeland are not stable

"The greatest use of a life is to spend it on something that will outlast it."~William James, Philosopher/Psychologist

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Friday, May 19, 2017

White House Staff Reacts To Trump Going Overseas

Trump told Russians firing 'nut job' Comey eased pressure on him: report
President Trump told Russian officials his firing of FBI Director James Comey relieved “great pressure” on him, calling the former FBI chief a “nut job,” The New York Times reported Friday.
"I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job," Trump said, according to a report based on a summary of the meeting obtained by the Times.

There's only one nut job in the WH that needs to be fired. Several liars, few criminals, couple idiots, and one total fucking nutcase. - Alt Fed Employee Tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Dear Foreign Heads of State,
When Trump comes to visit, make sure his bed has rubber sheets.
Don't ask why. Just trust me on this. - Jeff Tiedrich

Russians are our friends.

California Congressman Warned About Russians
The F.B.I. warned a Republican congressman in 2012 that Russian spies were trying to recruit him, officials said, an example of how aggressively Russian agents have tried to influence Washington politics.
The congressman, Dana Rohrabacher of California, has been known for years as one of Moscow’s biggest defenders in Washington and as a vocal opponent of American economic sanctions against Russia. He claims to have lost a drunken arm-wrestling match with the current Russian president, Vladimir V. Putin, in the 1990s. He is one of President Trump’s staunchest allies on Capitol Hill.

Boris Yeltsin, the first President of the Russian Federation, in party mode. June 10, 1996. Good times after the Wall came down and before Putin.

I sympathize with GOP. It's hard picking between an amoral POTUS who betrays America to Russian & using him to kill Americans with Trumpcare. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Republican Shenanigans

Fred Flintstone impersonator, Sean Hannity, is hypocritically imploring us: "Only speak good of the dead." OK. Roger Ailes is dead. Good. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Mini-Trump In The Making?
The Republican mayoral candidate in a central Pennsylvania borough has been jailed following his election night arrest on charges he tried to break into one of his rental properties during a dispute with a tenant.

Trump's message for his Middle East visit: "No one in this region has been persecuted as much as me." - Andy Borowitz

Ryan Warns Of Leaks To Come
Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) says the possibility that more secret recordings could be leaked is a “cause for concern” after a leak emerged from a 2016 House GOP leadership meeting.

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Rock The Voter News

Biden Looking To Further Divide Democrats. Sad.
Former Vice President Joe Biden still isn't done with Hillary Clinton and the 2016 election -- and that may be why he refuses to rule out running again for president in 2020.

When Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden boast that they would have done better than Hillary, I hope they realize it makes THEM look bad, not her. - Peter Daou

This Is How A Special Prosecutor Treated The Clintons
We Arkansans who remember the assault of Kenneth Starr and his army upon our state are amused at the current party leader who’s whining about being “mistreated.” The tragic trail of families disrupted, reputations defamed, and lives destroyed by this man and his legions, will remain in collective memories for years to come. They include those of a dear lady who witnessed her personal library subpoenaed because some books “contained coded messages,” according to a Starr operative. These consisted of dates with suspicious lettering beside them, such as “tg, pc, mp, ml, and fc.” The worst James Bond villain couldn’t have posed a greater threat to our national security. The only thing missing was crime-scene tape.

To All the Countries Trump is About to Visit:
Please don't judge all Americans. He's the very worst one, I swear. - Andy Borowitz

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Biz/Tech News

Praising his Presidency, Trump said today that "the track we're on is record-setting." He is so right - no President has had an independent counsel on his ass just four months in.- Andy Borowitz

On the passing of Roger Ailes

EPA Stonewalls Senator
Sen. Tom Carper resubmitted a request for information and documents to Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt after receiving a nonresponsive letter from his office.

the ppl who said
Bill Clinton's immoral
HRC's dangerously careless
BHO's inexperienced & plays too much golf
gave us Combover Caligula. - John Fugelsang

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Thursday, May 18, 2017

Day #119

Deputy attorney general appoints special counsel to oversee probe of Russian interference in election
Calls for a special counsel intensified after Trump fired FBI Director ... “In my capacity as acting attorney general I determined that it is in the

The fat lady is warming up her vocal chords. - Rob Reiner

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Israel was the source of the intelligence Trump gave to the Russians. And oopsa shalom — Trump is scheduled to visit Israel next week. That is really going to be one awkward state dinner. “Mr. President, can you please pass the hummus, or would you prefer to pass it directly to Russia?” - Stephen Colbert

Special Counsel Mueller Is Going To Have His Hands Full
U.S. spies reportedly heard a Russian military intelligence officer bragging about his organization planning to target Hillary Clinton in May 2016.
The officer told a colleague that GRU would cause havoc in America’s presidential election....

Mercy, I Do Believe Flynn Is A Full Fledged Flim Flam Man
Fresh controversy swirled around former US national security adviser Michael Flynn Thursday after one report claimed he told the Trump transition team he was under federal investigation before he started in the role, and another said he opposed a ...

Top Republican on Senate intelligence panel says Michael Flynn's lawyers say he won't honor subpoena. - Bradd Jaffy, NBC News

According to the New York Times, President Trump asked former FBI Director James Comey to shut down the investigation into former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. And that comes on the heels of revelations that Trump shared highly classified information with Russian officials last week. You know, at this point, I’d give anything to return to the simpler days of the campaign. The days when the only thing he gave away was his autograph. - Seth Myers

Republican Shenanigans

"Mocking Roger Ailes' death is disgraceful!" - the people who cheered when Hillary got pneumonia and joked about her dying every day. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏

Trump Family Is In Attack Mode
President Trump's son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner, reportedly advocated an "attack" response style over a more measured reaction in a White House huddle on Wednesday, according to a new report.

It is rumored that Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle could replace Sean Spicer as White House press secretary. Spicer’s friends were going to take him out for drinks, but he said, “Actually, I’ve been drunk since January.” - Jimmy Fallon

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Roger Ailes is dead.
To honor his passin', Fox News will blame his death on Hillary Clinton & John Podesta.
Roger would have liked that. - Tea Pain

Rock The Voter News

Easy fix

1. Trump makes Pence resign
2. Trump names Ryan VP
3. Trump resigns, Ryan pardons him
4. Ryan names Trump as VP
5. Ryan resigns.
- Tea Pain

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Trump's Calls to Putin Now Going Straight to Voicemail. - Andy Borowitz

Biz/Tech News

"The President is his own worst enemy. He is going to basically hang himself with 140 characters at a time." - Sen. Dick Durbin

A New Spin On Trickle Down Economics
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin (mih-NOO'-shin) says a goal of 3 percent economic growth is achievable if the United States makes historic changes in taxes and regulation.

A new study found that more than half of American doctors are burnt out, exhausted, and losing their sense of purpose. So, if your doctor seems burnt out, exhausted, and losing their sense of purpose, ask if Zoloft might be right for them. - Jimmy Fallon

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Monday, May 22, 2017

Trump Visits Western Wall In Jerusalem

Friday, May 19, 2017

White House Staff Reacts To Trump Going Overseas

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Day #119

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