Monday, November 2, 2015

US Speaker Paul Ryan won't work with Obama on immigration




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US Speaker Paul Ryan won't work with Obama on immigration
 Fresh off his election as speaker of the US House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan refused to cooperate with President Barack Obama on immigration, ruling out any reform before 2017.



Immigration: Paul Ryan thinks it's "ridiculous" to talk to the president who has deported more people than any president.










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If only we could get Republicans to take mass shootings as seriously as they take "mean" questions at debates.- LOLGOP








War On Obama Continues...
Speaker Paul Ryan’s (R-Wis.) refusal to work with President Obama on immigration is “preposterous,” the White House said Monday.

Press secretary Josh Earnest called Ryan’s claim that he cannot trust the president on the issue “ironic,” given he helped write bipartisan immigration reform legislation in 2013 only to stand with House GOP leaders in Congress who refused to take up a bill.




New GOP Debate Format Calls for Each Candidate to Question Self. - Andy Borowitz









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George W. Bush: "If I broke it, I'm sure Jeb Can Fix It!" - The Daily Edge










Anonymous Releases KKK Members Names
Four of the five mayors accused of being associated with the Ku Klux Klan by the group “Anonymous” have taken to social media to immediately deny the charges.








The media is so liberal that it once even fact checked a Hillary Clinton email story, a few days after it was published.- LOLGOP







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When Jeb drops out of the race I hope he does it with a "Mission Accomplished" banner. - Andy Borowitz







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You could listen to all the candidate ideas in the GOP debates, or you could just look at the current economy of Kansas. - John Fugelsang



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When the entire GOP wants to destroy SS and Medicare to give the rich more $, how can you call any of them "moderate" or "a good guy"?- Kona Lowell



Single Payer Is What's Needed
A top Senate Republican is predicting that ObamaCare could “collapse” this year. 
Sen. John Barrasso (Wyo.), the No. 4 Senate Republican and a leading critic of the healthcare law, made the prediction one day after ObamaCare’s new sign-up period began.





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I wonder what happened to the guy who took this picture of the guy taking the picture?

Peace.

Friday, October 30, 2015

A Lobbyist is the chief of staff for our New Speaker of the House!




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Paul Ryan names top aides
Newly elected House Speaker Paul Ryan said Friday he would turn to close aides to advise him in the Speaker's Office...Ryan previously announced that David Hoppe, a Washington lobbyist who served as chief of staff to former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott (R-Miss.), would be Ryan's chief of staff in the Speaker's office.



"On Monday, former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson endorsed Donald Trump. Tyson joins Trump's biggest group of supporters: 'People Who Have Been Hit in the Head a Lot.'" –Conan O'Brien








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Obama Flip Flops: Boots On The Ground In Syria
The White House will announce Friday that a small number of U.S. special operations forces will be sent into Syria, a major shift in the strategy to combat ISIS.





Dear President Obama,
Sending troops to the Middle East is pretty much the opposite of why we voted for you.
Sincerely,
Everyone who voted for you
- Andy Borowitz








Conservatives believe the media is biased. They also believe that thermometers are biased.- LOLGOP



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The guys who want to deport 11 million human beings can't handle bad questions from mean debate man.- LOLGOP




Man, GOP Voters Seem Bushed
Out 70,000 phone calls, only four people in Iowa volunteered to help doomed Jeb Bush campaign
Bush’s top lieutenants assured donors earlier this week that the former Florida governor still had a campaign worth funding, and they handed out an optimistic, 45-page PowerPoint presentation to select reporters afterward.








I am super excited about the brand new Republican front-runner, retired neurosurgeon and current tired person Ben Carson.- Stephen Colbert














Jeb Bush was born in third place and still polls in fourth most of the time.- LOLGOP



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Megyn Kelly spent 2 minutes calling Trump a misogynist but you're not allowed to point out that Rubio wants to cut Romney's taxes to zero? - LOLGOP



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"Carson's strongest support comes from evangelical Christians, a group that Donald Trump has had real trouble with, evidently. People who read the Bible just don't want to follow someone who looks that much like a golden calf." –Stephen Colbert



Lay Offs Right Before The Holidays :(
Energy giant Chevron plans to shed 6,000 to 7,000 jobs and slash its capital investment plan after low energy prices dealt a sharp blow to the company's sales and profit in the third quarter.









"You've got to know when you hold 'em, know when to fold 'em."
— credo of the Origami Guild
- Jeff Tiedrich





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I woke up this morning to this beautiful sunrise and had to share the photo with you. I love the mist in the mornings. I really do live high in the clouds.

Best wishes for a peaceful Halloween!.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Paul Ryan, New Speaker Of The House Trashes The Old Speaker In Acceptance Speech




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Paul Ryan elected House speaker
Rep. Paul Ryan was elected House speaker Thursday, taking over the leadership of an unruly chamber that must deal with a fiscal mess



Breaking: Republican's tricked into giving Paul Ryan another high-profile position.- LOLGOP







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The U.S. Air Force announced today their new model of stealth bomber will cost half a billion dollars each. And, even worse, it uses a different charger than the old model.- Seth Myers











Does This Mean Snowden Is Moving To Europe?
A big win for Edward Snowden came with the narrowest of margins.
By a vote of 285 to 281, Members of European Parliament (MEP) passed a resolution Thursday calling for EU member states to drop criminal charges against the former NSA contractor and protect him from extradition.









If the president were elected by an online poll I do think Trump could win, narrowly defeating bacon.- LOLGOP








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The guys defending throwing a teenage girl in a chair across a room think CNBC shouldn't be so mean to conservatives.- LOLGOP



CNBC Anchor Fires Back AT GOP Candidates
CNBC anchor John Harwood took a shot at Republicans who accused him of asking unfair questions at the GOP’s third presidential debate on Wednesday night.




In response to his drop to second in the polls, Donald Trump said today that he will run until the very end and does not mind running from behind. Trump says he knows what it’s like to be the underdog, because he wears one on his head.- Seth Myers


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One of the top political Halloween costumes this year is Donald Trump. Meanwhile, even Jeb Bush doesn’t want to go out dressed as Jeb Bush.- Conan O'Brien







The only reason to have 10 Republicans on one stage is if you're performing the song "Elvira."- LOLGOP



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As a society we should provide help for the mentally ill so they don't have to run for President.- Andy Borowitz




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"I didn't realize your job was to elect Hillary president" whispered the Koch Bros lobbyist, as a weeping Trey Gowdy cowered in the corner.- John Fugelsang








Court Sides With NSA. Snowden Must Be Shaking His Head
 A U.S. appeals court on Thursday refused to immediately halt the government's bulk collection of millions of Americans' phone records during a "transition" period to a new federal scheme that bans the controversial anti-terrorism surveillance.



Walmart just announced that they are testing drones to deliver merchandise directly to your house. So finally you can buy Pampers, a case of Slim Jims, and a shotgun all without leaving the comfort of your mobile home.- James Corden






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Time To Deflate Photo
Up, up and away, above the clouds in Cappadocia Turkey

Peace.