Thursday, August 10, 2017

'Merica 2017

As tensions with North Korea escalate, Trump retweets several comparisons with Obama
Amid increasing tensions with North Korea, President Trump has taken to Twitter to highlight comparisons between his leadership and that of former president Barack Obama, including an unscientific, nearly week-old poll asserting he is the better president.

Just think, we’ll be able to tell our grandchildren, “I remember the day President Trump tweeted the nuclear launch codes.” - Conan O'Brien

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

President Trump is on 17-day vacation at a golf course — and tweeted 15 times today.
Meanwhile the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, is also on vacation. Which is kind of suspicious. It’s like when your husband and secretary go on a work trip together. - Jimmy Kimmel

Does This Have RUSSIA Written All Over It, Or What?
The two-year-old U.S. diplomatic relationship with Cuba was roiled Wednesday by what U.S. officials say was a string of bizarre incidents that left a group of American diplomats in Havana with severe hearing loss attributed to a covert sonic device.

President Trump is in the middle of his 17-day trip to his New Jersey golf course, but he says it isn’t a vacation. And the staff at the White House said, “For us it is.” - Jimmy Fallon

YIKES! Putin Is Playing With Trump
As if Washington had not had enough of talking about Russia, the country’s air force sent an intelligence-gathering jet above the U.S. capitol, flying over the U.S. Capitol, Pentagon and the Central Intelligence Agency at low altitude on Wednesday.

But the president swears he’s not taking it easy, tweeting: “Working in Bedminster, N.J., as long-planned construction is being done at the White House. This is not a vacation — meetings and calls!” Meetings AND calls! Wow! Both of them! Trump has to do all that during his vacation? Man, I would NOT want to work for Vladimir Putin. Tough boss! - Seth Myers

Republican Shenanigans

Scaramucci Acts As If He Misses The Limelight
Anthony Scaramucci says the profanity-laced phone call that preceded his ouster as White House communications director was recorded by a reporter without his permission.
Scaramucci used #lowlife to describe New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza on Twitter on Wednesday night.

Former communications director Anthony Scaramucci wants to turn his time in the White House into a sitcom. Networks say it’s impossible, because sitcoms have to last at least 30 minutes. - Jimmy Fallon

Scaramucci acts as though he's on cocaine, which would be right in line with Wall Street.

As of Friday, Donald Trump is on a 17-day vacation at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. He’s there to relax after months of grueling golf at Mar-a-Lago. - Stephen Colbert


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Fox News host Eric Bolling has been suspended following reports that he sent lewd photos to multiple female coworkers. Or as Fox News is reporting it: “Did Hillary Frame Eric Bolling? - Seth Myers

Rock The Voter News

I Miss A President Who Could Laugh At Himself 
Rapper and actor Will Smith says Barack Obama gave him his blessing to play the former president in a movie...“He told me that he felt confident that I had the ears for the role."

In honor of Tillerson revealing we're not actually going to war w/N. Korea I'm converting all old tweets into Trump Hypocrisy Bingo Cards. - John Fugelsang


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Business/Tech News

Go ahead & mock Paul Manafort but show me on your resume where you worked for Putin & Trump at the same time.   Didn't think so. - John Fugelsang

The US's Largest Trading Partner Nicely Tells  Trump To STFU
China responded to US President Donald Trump's apocalyptic "fire and fury" threat against North Korea by pointedly warning on Wednesday against any rhetoric that could inflame tensions over Pyongyang's weapons programmes.

The Mars Curiosity Rover celebrated its fifth year in space by humming “Happy Birthday” to itself. The Rover then drank a bottle of white wine and cried itself to sleep. - Conan O'Brien




Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This Red Eyed Tree Frog lives in the Rain Forests of Costa Rica. People often keep them as pets.


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