Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Trump Fires FBI Director

Days Before Firing, Comey Asked for More Resources for Russia Inquiry
Days before he was fired, James B. Comey, the former F.B.I. director, asked the Justice Department for a significant increase in resources for the bureau's investigation into Russia's interference in the presidential election, according ...

Putin knew that “there were bound to be some growing pains,” a source close to the Russian President said. “But geez.” - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Have to wonder who at the White House said "let's fire the guy in charge of the Russia probe then invite the Russians to the White House." - John Aravosis‏

In Your Face Whether It Looks Bad Or Not Politics
President Donald Trump hosted Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Russian Ambassador to the US Sergey Kislyak at the White House Wednesday amid the swirling investigation of Russian contacts with Trump campaign and transition officials in 2016 and Tuesday's firing of FBI Director James Comey, who was handling the probe.

Trump Desperately Searching Globe for Empty Airfield to Hit with Cruise Missile -- Andy Borowitz

FYI: Fake tweet

Trump Lawyers Up.
President Donald Trump has hired a Washington law firm to send a letter to a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee saying he has no connections to Russia, White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Tuesday.

Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Converting Mar-a-Lago into Prison - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Calls Trump White House 'Total Sh*t Show' - Andy Borowitz

Irony will occur when Russia causes his impeachment

Uh Oh Subpoenas For Flynn's "Associates"
Federal prosecutors have issued grand jury subpoenas as part of the ongoing probe of Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election, according to a new report.
The subpoenas to associates of former national security adviser Michael Flynn are seeking business records...


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France elected a new president. Centrist candidate Emmanuel Macron won the French presidential election, defeating the far-right candidate Marine Le Pen. Macron won by a large margin, easily getting more votes — which, most Americans will be surprised to learn, is how you win most elections in almost all the countries. - James Corden

Rock The Voter News

Ruskies Are In Like Flynn Flynt
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Wednesday laughed off questions about President Donald Trump's...

In Colorado, a high school teacher has been put on leave after her class smashed a President Trump piƱata. When he heard this, Trump was especially furious that he had been made into something that brings joy to Mexicans. - Conan O'Brien

My plan involves getting Buzz Aldrin into a room with Trump, then telling Buzz that Trump said the moon landing was faked.- John Fugelsang


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Biz/Tech News

Everyone who thinks Rick Perry is qualified to deal with today's plutonium emergency at Hanford, raise your radioactive right hand. - Jeff Tiedrich

Need A New Roof? 
Installations in the US will begin this year and will be available on a first ordered basis. Tesla opened up orders and announced pricing information for its Solar Roof product on Wednesday.

North Korea reported that there was a U.S.-sponsored plot launched against Kim Jong Un. Apparently two CIA agents tried to sneak up on Kim and give him a man’s haircut. - Conan O'Brien



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This must be photoshopped because the tables and pool are empty in beautiful Santorini, Greece.


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