Ann Coulter was trying to celebrate her new book, “In Trump We Trust,” the same night Donald Trump softened his immigration policies —-...
Okay, we found the easiest job on Earth: Working in a white nationalist think tank. - LOLGOP
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- 13 kids and 10 adults were killed in Aleppo attacks
- Car Bomb Attack in Turkey Kills 11 Police; 78 Wounded
- US warship fires 3 warning shots as Iran escalates confrontations
- Putin Orders Army Drills as Merkel Accuses Russia on Ukraine
Obama plans to take nuclear codes with him when he leaves office. - Andy Borowitz
Canadian Crossbow Murderer?
Toronto police are investigating a suspicious package linked to the deaths of three people by crossbow on Thursday. The assailant used bolts, a shorter and thicker version of an arrow, police spokesman Officer David Hopkinson said.
Trump's Medical Report Says He Has Mind of Person 65 Years Younger. - Andy Borowitz
- New Trump Campaign CEO Faced Domestic Violence Charge In 1996
- Trump Campaign CEO Registered To Vote At Vacant Home In Florida
- LePage leaves bizarre voicemail for Dem lawmaker: "Son-of-a-b*tch, socialist c**ksucker"
- Priebus: 'I'm Not Convinced' Trump 'Comfortable' With Mass Deportation
- Palin cracks the whip on ‘wishy washy’ Trump — and warns against going ‘soft’ on immigration
A new report has found that Donald Trump may have used some of his campaign funds to buy thousands of copies of his own book. Oh my God, that’s what he’s gonna use to build the wall!- Seth Myers
Political Spin: The Good, The Bad And The Lame
Eric Trump said one of the reasons his father decided to run for president was because the White House renamed its Christmas tree to "holiday tree."
However, the tree that's placed on the White House lawn every holiday season is still called the National Christmas Tree.
I heard it was an All Holidays Matter tree. - LOLGOP
The mastermind behind the complex plot to whitewash Benghazi is too feeble and brain-damaged to be President, the GOP charged. - Andy Borowitz
Rock The Voter News
- President Obama plans to create world's largest marine protected area
- Clinton jumps ahead of Donald Trump by 10 points
- The Clinton Foundation Is Not a Scandal. It’s a Phenomenal, Life-Saving Success
- Clinton: Trump campaign built on 'prejudice and paranoia'
A new poll released today shows Hillary Clinton is 9 points ahead of Donald Trump in New Mexico. And 100 points ahead in Old Mexico. - Seth Myers
Mylan Is Literally Sticking It To Its Customers
Pharmaceutical heavyweight Mylan, the latest poster child for drug-industry greed, finally stuck up for itself Thursday. It argued that “the system,” not avarice, was to blame for the company jacking up the price of EpiPens...
- Land Buyers Stampede Into Texas Oil Patch
- Striking miners kill deputy minister in Bolivia
- Delta pilots, seeking 37% raise, picket headquarters
- Board rejects motion to temporarily halt pipeline project
To avoid bein' deported, immigrants have learned the safest place to hide is in Donald Trump's tax returns. - Tea Pain
A U.S. senator whose daughter is the CEO of Mylan Pharmaceuticals has weighed in on the onslaught of criticism over the company’s pricing of its popular EpiPen, even as Mylan today promised to expand a discount program for the anti-allergy medication.
After lying to Rio police, Ryan Lochte has been summoned to Rio to testify. In accordance with the Brazilian Constitution, he has the right to a fair and Speedo trial. - Conan O'Brien