Monday, April 22, 2024

'I Should Be in Florida!' Trump Absolutely Loses it in 8-Minute, Stream of Consciousness Post-Court Rant

'I Should Be in Florida!' Trump Absolutely Loses it in 8-Minute, Stream of Consciousness Post-Court Rant
Donald Trump raged at Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and others in comments on Monday made outside the courthouse where his hush money trial is currently going on.

Trump Blasts Prosecutors For Talking Loudly and Waking Him Up. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said he was open to talks with Marjorie Taylor Greene, but "we would need an interpreter since only I speak English." - Andy Borowitz

What Will Russia Seize?
Russia now has grounds to confiscate Western assets after the U.S. House of Representatives passed legislation that would allow the potential transfer of seized Russian assets to Ukraine, a top Russian lawmaker said on Monday.

Putin Rejects Marjorie Taylor Greene's Offer to Enlist in Russian Army. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Acquitted On All Counts But Then Wakes Up. - Andy Borowitz

Finally, An Intelligent Supreme Court Decision
The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday declined to consider a request by Republican U.S. Senate candidate Kari Lake to ban the use of electronic vote-counting machines in Arizona.

The most unforgivable thing Marjorie Taylor Greene has ever done is make me side with Mike Johnson.
Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

Obama and Hillary should show up at Trump's trial and sit right behind the defense table with hammy grins on their faces just to photobomb the courtroom sketches. - mynamehear

Methinks the Prosecutor Is Going To Draw and Quarter Trump, Metaphorically, Of Course.
A New York judge said Monday that Manhattan prosecutors can bring up several civil lawsuits involving former President Trump if he chooses to testify in his ongoing criminal trial.

STOP televising the lying pr*ck and his rants of bullshit.

Yes, I know: "But profits."  Blah, Blah, Blah. - Jack Hopkins


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Business/Tech News

Any oil company that can afford to buy off politicians to say they shouldn’t be taxed more can afford to be taxed more. - John Fugelsang

Please stop using my name to sell crappy trucks.
If Trump gets to speak live on TV, why can't this trial be televised? - Michael Beschloss

I think Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal are two of the bravest people ever. 

To publicly admit that you willingly had sex with someone as repulsive as Donald Trump takes amazing courage. - Mrs. Betty Bowers


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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Happy Earth Day. Here's a special place on earth, Studlagil Canyon in East Iceland in the Glacier Valley called Jokuldalur. It has the largest number of basalt rock columns in Iceland.


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  1. Here is the correct link for "Odd News, item-5: