Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Trump trial: David Pecker details secret catch-and-kill arrangement with Trump for 2016 election

A veteran tabloid publisher testified Tuesday that he pledged to be Donald Trump 's "eyes and ears" during his 2016 presidential campaign, recounting how he...

If someone wrote a novel about a president on trial for paying off a porn star and the first witness was named "Pecker," you'd hand that back for a rewrite. - Harlan Coben

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

I suppose PECKER SCREWS TRUMP wouldn’t work as a headline? - Stephen King

The Was ONE Pro-Trump Person Outside The Courthouse. ONE!
Former President Donald Trump lied about his crowd size (again) on Tuesday...He pointed out: “There is one pro-Trump person here & the main street along the courthouse is open to traffic.”

Donald Trump's cellmates are going to get so f*cking tired of hearing about presidential immunity.
--Jeff Tiedrich

Today, a 77 year-old man was revealed in open court to have lost all control of his Pecker. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Millions Cancel Subscriptions to National Enquirer After Learning Its Stories May Not Be True. - Andy Borowitz

CNN's Erin Burnett Promotes Melania's Cheap Necklaces

Before you get too high up on your horse there, Jake, Enquirer slimed Hilary over and over. They had her on death’s doorstep !! And you need to own that ALL of you in the mainstream played right into that. Because she had a bout of walking pneumonia?! I remember! 
@jaketapper. - Lisa Glass


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Rock The Voter News

I like how Joe Biden never violates gag orders. - John Collins

Trump Demands Witnesses Buy His $60 Bible To Be Sworn In On. - Andy Borowitz

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