Monday, April 13, 2015

Hillary Clinton Kicks Off 2016 Campaign

Clinton kicks off 2016 campaign online, heads next to Iowa
Hillary Rodham Clinton jumped back into presidential politics on Sunday, making a much-awaited announcement she will again seek the White House with a promise to serve as the "champion" of everyday Americans.

Helpful tip - if the news you're watching ever mentions what Hillary Clinton is wearing you're not actually watching news.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Immunity for law enforcement and presumption of guilt for poor people, especially minorities, is the Drug War's peanut butter and chocolate.- LOLGOP

Meanwhile, Back In Ukraine
Ukraine's military accused pro-Russian rebels on Monday of using heavy weapons that were meant to have been withdrawn under a ceasefire deal, after one Ukrainian serviceman was killed and six wounded in rebel-held territories.

One big difference between Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush. One of them doesn't mind if you use her last name.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

I felt a great disturbance in The Force; as if hundreds of FOX staffers cried out in mass orgasm, and then suddenly silence. #Hillary2016. - John Fugelsang

Cheney 2016?
Appearing on ABC’s This Week, frequent panelist and Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol tossed out the name of former Vice President Dick Cheney as a possible contender for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination.

I REPEAT: Jeb Bush is less popular than his brother, the worst president any living American ever experienced.- LOLGOP

Yesterday President Obama traveled to Jamaica, where he will meet with students and Caribbean leaders. Jamaica's such a beautiful place, Obama says he can't wait to just take it all in, hold it for several seconds, and then exhale.- Jimmy Fallon

Rock The Voter News

Who will stop the Obama before he robs America of all of our precious reserves of carbon pollution and the uninsured?- LOLGOP

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Business/Tech News

There isn't a financial indicator that isn't better off now than it was 6 years ago, including Republican tears.- LOLGOP

Almost 90% Of Americans Are Insured. Thanks Obama!
The rate of uninsured U.S. adults declined to 11.9 percent for the first quarter of 2015, down more than 5 points from the end of 2013 and hitting Gallup’s record for nearly 90 percent of American adults having health insurance.

Republicans just can't accept that Obamacare is working because they've never seen a Republican idea work before.- LOLGOP


Thank you for stopping by today. I was running a bit late today due to a variety of reasons but it was all good other than AHNC posting late today.


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