Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Obama announces new immigration policy

President Barack Obama will unveil his long-awaited immigration plan Thursday evening, sources tell CNN, changing rules governing deportations that could affect millions of undocumented immigrants and setting off an explosive battle with Republicans.

Boehner says if Obama acts on immigration that will end the cooperation that led to a debt downgrade, a shutdown and 999 Obamacare repeals. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam 

Today is Latvian Independence Day. It's been 96 years since Latvia broke free from Russia. And about two years until Russia takes them back. - Craig Ferguson

Oy Vey! Don't Rub Salt In Your Wounds!
Israel on Wednesday approved the construction of 78 new homes in two settlements on West Bank land annexed to Jerusalem, likely to aggravate Palestinian anger at a time when violence has flared, including a deadly attack on a synagogue.

This week a group of activists, known as Anonymous, hacked the Twitter account of the KKK. The KKK is furious. They said Anonymous is just a bunch of cowards who don't have the courage to show their faces. - Conan O'Brian

Republican Shenanigans

If the idea of 'Amnesty' fills you with rage this is a good time to throw out your Reagan love doll.- John Fugelsang

GOP Axes Vote To Curb N.S.A. Spying 
A bill to reform the authorities of the Federal Government to require the production of certain business records, conduct electronic surveillance, use pen registers and trap and trace devices, and use other forms of information gathering for foreign intelligence, counterterrorism, and criminal purposes, and for other purposes.

No More Green Eggs & Ham Filibuster From Ted Cruz?
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) laid out how Republicans should respond if President Barack Obama takes executive action on the country’s immigration policy in a new Politico column...If the President announces executive amnesty, the new Senate Majority Leader who takes over in January should announce that the 114th Congress will not confirm a single nominee—executive or judicial—outside of vital national security positions, so long as the illegal amnesty persists.

Rock The Voter News

Thanksgiving is the perfect time for your Uncle Nick to explain why your new girlfriend's parents should be deported.- LOLGOP

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Keystone XL is like Canada sharing their cable service for free with China but running the actual cable throgh America's apartment.- John Fugelsang

Waiting around for Republicans to the right thing is a horrible way to grow old and never be able to retire.- LOLGOP

Business/Tech News

The people saying #KeystonePipeline will bring down gas prices are the people who said 2 wars w/Iraq would bring down gas prices.- John Fugelsang

Homeland Missile Defense System
 Boeing Co is working with the U.S. Missile Defense Agency to address quality and reliability issues with the sharply criticized $41 billion homeland missile defense system by adopting controls from space programs, a company official said.

People shocked that Charles Manson got someone to marry him tend to forget he's effective at convincing women to do stuff.- John Fugelsang


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Odd News

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Ha Long Bay, Vietnam.


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