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Friday, February 3, 2023

'Shoot Down the Balloon': Trump Weighs in on Chinese Spy Orb

'Shoot Down the Balloon': Trump Weighs in on Chinese Spy Orb

Georgia Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted: "Biden should shoot down the Chinese spy balloon immediately. President Trump would have...

It wouldn't surprise me if the Chinese built a Trojan Horse balloon filled with COVID. I can say that because I run a comedy website!

George Santos Regrets Being Inventor of Spy Balloons. - Andy Borowitz

The Latest Republican Conspiracy Theory

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Ashli Babbitt was a patriot's idea of a traitor and a traitor's idea of a patriot. - Middle Age Riot

Why Doesn't Trump Just Move To Russia? It'll Be Easier To KA.

Former President Donald Trump again sided with Russian President Vladimir Putin while blaming President Joe Biden for the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Right Side Broadcasting Network host Brian Glenn visited the former president at Mar-a-Lago for a wide-ranging interview that some may have mistaken for softball batting practice.

Ashli Babbitt should have complied, isn't that what you dipsh*ts tell me every time cops shoot some black woman asleep in her own bed. - Jeff Tiedrich

Reminder; the GOP wants to:

1. Cut Planned Parenthood funding, which doesn't pay for abortions
2. Continue funding Israel, which gives free abortions
- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Marjorie Taylor Greene said that Sandy Hook and Parkland were staged and the parents are actors and the kids are really still alive.

Republicans just put her on the committee that oversees school safety.

But Ilhan Omar… - Sen. Chris Murphy

Police Popularity Numbers Are Down. Wonder Why?

Americans’ confidence in the police has hit a new low in the wake of the fatal beating of Tyre Nichols by police in Memphis, Tenn., according to an ABC News-Washington Post poll released on Friday.

Just 41 percent of respondents in the poll said that they are confident that U.S. police treat white and Black people equally, down from 47 percent in July 2020 and 52 percent in December 2014.

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Pompeo Believes Jan 6 Was A Peaceful Transition. He Also Believes In The Rapture, So That Explains A Lot.

Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has cast doubt on President Joe Biden’s 2020 victory, repeatedly praised Jan. 6 as an example of a "peaceful transition" of power in an interview Thursday.

"We delivered a peaceful transition on January 6, 2021, exactly as our Constitution requires," Pompeo, a potential 2024 presidential candidate, told Sky News.

Republicans shoot first and ask questions later.

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Netflix: *makes $4,400,000,000 (4.4 BILLION) profit in 2022*

Also Netflix: “We NeEd MoRe PrOfItS, nO mOrE sHaRiNg PaSsWoRdS”

~ Samantha Dorrough

Business/Tech News

Damn, Joe Biden. *correction* HOT DAMN, Joe Biden!

The US economy added an astonishing 517,000 jobs in January, showing that the labor market isn’t ready to cool down just yet, according to new data released Friday by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

The unemployment rate fell to 3.4% from 3.5%, hitting a level not seen since before Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon.

More jobs created in two years, than in ANY President's four year term. - Ron Klain, WHCOS

Fossil Fuel Companies pressure politicians to relax pollution laws & gain control of foreign petroleum reserves through military force.

Teachers Unions pressure politicians for dental plans and more chalk. - John Fugelsang

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Thursday, February 2, 2023

Hunter Biden asks for criminal probe into Trump allies for 'theft' of data from laptop

Hunter Biden asks for criminal probe into Trump allies for 'theft' of data from laptop
Lawyers for Hunter Biden sent letters Wednesday requesting investigations into allies of former President Donald Trump who they say trafficked in stolen information from his laptop — a dramatic shift in strategy for the president’s son after years of GOP attacks.

Search of Joe Biden’s Home Ends Abruptly After Major Bites FBI Agent. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Will Biden Be Safe Giving The State of the Union Address With Security Measures Removed From The House?

House Democrats are raising the alarm over the security of President Biden and State of the Union guests ahead of the address next week in the House chamber after Republicans stripped down security infrastructure shortly after taking control in their new majority.

It’s OUTRAGEOUS that the Justice Department searched President Biden’s beach house in Delaware yesterday for classified documents (they found NOTHING), but they still haven’t searched any of TRUMP’S other homes aside from Mar-a-Lago.

Why is DOJ treating Trump with kid gloves? - Jon Cooper tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Removing Omar from committees over anti-semitic comments while rallying behind the 'Jewish space laser' lady and the guy who dined with antisemites is peak Republican hypocrisy. - Covie tweet

Kari Lake Furious That No One Has Searched Her Home for Stolen Documents. - Andy Borowitz

The FBI Is Investigating Santos and His Theft Of Funds Raised for a Dying Dog, Who Died!

The FBI has contacted a Navy veteran, Richard Osthoff, as part of an investigation into embattled Rep. George Santos and a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for Osthoff's sick service dog.

DeSantis trusts anyone to carry a loaded gun without a permit, but doesn’t trust a licensed teacher with a book. - piper4missouri tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted in the Mueller Report that she lied as Trump's press secretary. Since lying is a required ritual in the Republican Party, she's the perfect choice to give the response to the State of the Union. - Marc Jacob tweet

The U.S. Supreme Court Needs To "Divorce" Themselves From Their Spouses
The highly controversial and highly unpopular U.S. Supreme Court isn’t just facing a historic loss of confidence, it’s now facing yet another ethics scandal that is likely to lower even further public opinion of the far-right institution that in under two decades has seen its approval rating slashed...should a Justice’s spouse – in this case the spouse of Chief Justice John Roberts – be able to make millions of dollars recruiting attorneys who are placed into top law firms that argue cases before it?

That’s the latest allegation, and already a spokesperson for the Court has issued a statement denying any ethical violations.

Imagine being a woman in Florida that votes for men who want to track her daughters menstrual cycle. Sick bastards. - MayoIsSpicyy tweet

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Business/Tech News

Senate Democrat Has Not Forgotten About The Dirty FBI Spy

The top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee wants more information about investigations overseen by the former head of the FBI New York Field Office Charles McGonigal.

McGonigal, who was the special agent in charge of counterintelligence in the FBI's New York Field Office, was arrested last month over his alleged ties to Oleg Deripaska, a Russian billionaire who has been sanctioned by the United States and criminally charged last year with violating those sanctions.

The Jewish Space Laser is guarded by Hanukkah Solo and his sidekick Jewbacca. - OhNoSheTwitnt tweet

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Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Trump Pimps Article Quoting Bob Woodward 48 Hours After Suing Him for 49 Million Bucks

Trump Pimps Article Quoting Bob Woodward 48 Hours After Suing Him for 49 Million Bucks

Former President Donald Trump is not one to pass up a chance to promote a comment from anyone who agrees with him — even when he just sued that person two days ago

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The only border crisis in the U.S. is how many red states are within it. - Middle Age Riot tweet

Happy Black History Month!*
*offer not available in Florida - Andy Borowitz

WOW, The Head Of The FBI Needs To Resign or Get Fired. Now.
...The Federal Bureau of Investigation was unable to predict — or prevent — the chaos that erupted at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. Apparently blinded by a narrow focus on “lone wolf” offenders and a misguided belief that the threat from the far left was as great as that from the far right, the analysis and other new documents suggest, officials at the bureau did not anticipate or adequately prepare for the attack.

Do a deep dive study of the CIA. I mean really dig in for about a year. Read a book a month…or 2-3. This, I assure you; you’ll never again be shocked by anything you read/see/hear regarding the things people are willing to do. - Jack Hopkins tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Let's just skip to Nikki dropping out. - Gailen David tweet

Santos Quits House Committees to Focus on Job as King of England. - Andy Borowitz

Has The House Solved Inflation Or The Border Crisis Yet?
The House voted Tuesday on party lines to end the Covid-19 public health emergency despite President Joe Biden’s announcement Monday that his administration would end the PHE along with a separate Covid national emergency in May.

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Rock The Voter News

Ron DeSantis has brilliantly locked down the "Fake-Christian-Racists-Who-Already-Support-DeSantis" vote. - John Fugelsang

The FDA Needs To Put Out Public Service Announcements About Abortion Rights

Nearly half of all adults in the U.S. are unsure whether medication abortion is legal where they live, according to a new survey released Wednesday by KFF, formerly the Kaiser Family Foundation.

At least 4 in 10 adults — including 41 percent of women of childbearing age — said they are “not sure” whether mifepristone, a medication abortion drug, is legal where they live.

Remembering the Greensboro Four today on the 63rd anniversary of the first sit-in at the F.W. Woolworth lunch counter...Jibreel Khazan, Franklin McCain, Joseph McNeil, and David Richmond. That Woolworth's is now home to North Carolina's International Civil Rights Center and Museum.

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Business/Tech News

Elon Musk: "You're all fired."

Also Elon Musk: "How does Twitter work?" - Middle Age Riot

Exxon Makes Historic Profit While Republicans Blamed Biden
The White House on Tuesday expressed outrage on Tuesday at Exxon Mobil Corp's record net profit in 2022 of $56 billion, a historical high not just for the company but for the entire Western oil industry.

Q. What's the difference btw trickle-down economics & neon clothing?

A. People realized neon clothing didn't work before the 80s ended. - John Fugelsang

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