Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Catholic bishops risk own-goal by attacking Biden on abortion rights

... administration, Biden is under fire from American Catholic bishops who argue his support for abortion rights should make him ineligible to receive communion ...

I’m grateful to Biden for so many things, including the ability watch The Handmaid’s Tale as entertainment, not as a potential foreboding reality. - Emily Bandwin

 


 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans
Liz Cheney should take Kevin McCarthy quail hunting. - Irishrygirl

 



Well, Well, Well. Here Comes Da Judge.
A federal judge has ordered the Department of Justice (DOJ) to release a March 2019 legal memo clearing former President Trump of potential obstruction of justice charges following the Mueller investigation, with the judge accusing former Attorney General William Barr and agency lawyers of deceiving the public.



The short version: the Mueller Report found that Trump committed 11 federal felonies and Barr covered it up, exactly as many of us said 2 years ago. For 2 years, those who said the Mueller Report found crimes took s*** because Barr lied to a federal court. - Seth Abramson

 




It's way too underreported that Victoria Toensing phones were also seized by the FBI. - Scott Steadman


 



Republican Shenanigans

McCarthy Blasts Liz Cheney For Refusing To Accept Trump As Her Personal Savior. - Andy Borowitz

 



Please, CNN, Get Rid of Santorum.
CNN analyst Rick Santorum's claim that he misspoke during a recent speech where he said there was “nothing here” when the United States was founded did little to diminish anger against him. The National Congress of American Indians on Tuesday renewed calls for CNN to fire the former Pennsylvania senator. The group's president, Fawn Sharp, called Santorum arrogant for comments made to Chris Cuomo on Monday night. 

It turns out Republicans don't understand the 1st Amendment any better than the 2nd. - Middle Age Riot



 

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Rock The Voter News

The only way expanded background checks take away your 2nd amendment rights is if you're:

1. a criminal, 
2. insane, or 
3. a terrorist.  

And if you're all 3 of those things, you're probably already a lobbyist for the NRA. - John Fugelsang

 


 

Liz Cheney Is Just Gonna Sit Back and Watch


Just a gentle reminder that somewhere right now, George Clooney is quietly toiling away at his docuseries to expose what really happened with Jim Jordan during the OSU Wrestling scandal. - Jake Lobin

 


 


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Business/Tech News

 

President Biden: "I think it's 35 or 30 corporations didn't pay a single solitary penny last year and they're Fortune 500 companies. They made $400 billion. They paid no taxes. How can that make any sense?"

 



Trump Banned From Facebook For Another 6 Months
Former President Donald Trump will remain banned on Facebook for now, the Facebook Oversight Board announced Wednesday, adding that Facebook must review the matter in the next six months to determine a defined penalty.


Trump Says Social Network He Just Told Eric and Don Jr. To Invent Will Be Much Bigger Than Facebook. - Andy Borowitz






I admit it: part of me was hoping the second vaccine would turn me into a handsome patriotic super soldier. - Conan O'Brien


 


 



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Tuesday, May 4, 2021

“I've had it with her’: McCarthy criticism of Liz Cheney caught on hot mic

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy was caught on a hot mic criticizing Rep. Liz Cheney, whose position in the GOP caucus is in peril following repeated criticisms of former President


It is fascinating that the right is saying Dick Cheney’s daughter isn’t horrible enough for them. - Tony Posnanski

 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Santorum is Latin for asshole. -- former Sen. Bob Kerrey

 


The Chinese Crowdfunded The Proud Boys. Yeah, You Read That Right.
The donations started coming in around 10 p.m. on Dec. 17.






The BIG LIE is just like the Birth Certificate lie.

The 2020 election was not stolen for Biden and Obama was born in Hawaii. - Scott Huffman

 



Republican Shenanigans

Still haven’t gotten used to someone named Cheney being opposed to a lie. - Andy Borowitz

 


 

Anybody But DeSantis!


DeSantis Says Florida Will Lift Coronavirus Restrictions to Focus on Voting Restrictions. - Andy Borowitz

 



Dear Republicans: Donald Trump f*cking lost. Put on your big boy (and big girl) pants and get over it. - Stephen King

 


 

Fake Christian Alert! Fake Christian Alert!


The original Constitution counted black folks as 3/5ths of a person.

Today’s GOP consider that far too generous. - Tea Pain

 



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Business/Tech News





Romney's actually a rather sinister capitalist;
the kind that suckered the GOP for decades
until a racist landlord from queens did it better. - John Fugelsang



Good For Jake Tapper! He Doesn't Want Liars On His Show Anymore.
CNN's Jake Tapper on Tuesday questioned why any Republicans who promote false election fraud theories should be given any airtime.






Americans, do you ever just look back at the last four years and go “what the actual f*ck was that?” 

Because I’m not American and I do that all the time. - Ida Skibenes

 


 




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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
I sure hope that raven found that earring on the ground and not plucked from someone's ear.
"While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping..." - The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

Peace.

Monday, May 3, 2021

CNN’s Jim Acosta Mocks Trump’s ‘Sad Old Elvis Act’ At Mar-A-Lago: ‘Like Watching the Hall of Discredited Presidents at Disney World’

CNN’s Jim Acosta Mocks Trump’s ‘Sad Old Elvis Act’ At Mar-A-Lago: ‘Like Watching the Hall of Discredited Presidents at Disney World’
CNN Newsroom anchor Jim Acosta mocked former President Donald Trump for putting on a “sad old Elvis act” at Mar-a-Lago, referring to a video clip of Trump halfheartedly repeating his baseless claims that the 2020 election was stolen from him.


I’d like to see Mar-a-Lago turned into a prison. - Mayo tweet

 


 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

America won’t ever attain “Herd Immunity” because we have too much “Herd Stupidity.” - David Leavitt 

 



The Dumbing Down of Children Continues...
A fifth-grade math and science teacher peddled a bogus conspiracy theory Wednesday to students at Centner Academy, a private school in Miami, warning them that they should not hug parents who had been vaccinated against the coronavirus for more than five seconds because they might be exposed to harmful vaccine shedding.


Crazy that Matt Gaetz’s Venmo and text exchanges don’t even raise an eyebrow in a party that’s generated incredible conspiracy mileage out of “child trafficking”... - Cyrus McQueen

 


The people who preached herd immunity in 2020
are now the reason we won't reach herd immunity in 2021. - John Fugelsang

 




Republican Shenanigans

The fact that Republicans are fighting against people like Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney is so monumentally stupid and it will help Democrats. - Jason Elias

 


 

Dear Lord, Florida's Governor Is Taking Away People's Right To Be Safe
Gov. Ron DeSantis kept his promise and signed a bill into law Monday that bars businesses, schools and government entities across Florida from asking anyone to provide proof of a COVID-19 vaccination.


The Arizona state Senate has completed their audit and has proven that Donald Trump did in fact win the Emmys. - Jeremy Newberger

 



Republicans never call it socialism when they give away trillions to the rich.- Andy Borowitz



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Thousands of Fact-checkers Laid Off In Biden’s First Hundred Days. - Andy Borowitz

Republicans Lack Critical Thinking Skills, In Case You Haven't Noticed.


The idea that you can’t add states to the Union is pretty much undercut by a flag with more than 13 stars. - Dan Rather

 




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Business/Tech News






Private equity Buys Yahoo! and AOL.. I guess they'll figure out how to get people to pay for email. 
Verizon announced on Monday that it is selling Yahoo and AOL for $5 billion to private-equity firm Apollo Global Management. Verizon made the deal official just a few days after news reports said that Verizon had put Yahoo and AOL up for sale. The media division will be known just as "Yahoo" after the sale is completed later this year.


From The Archives: Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs. - The Onion



From My Archives, 7 Years Ago During The Benghazi Hearings



I’m waiting for the first great pandemic literary novel—LOVE IN THE TIME OF COVID. - Stephen King