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Friday, April 2, 2021

CNN's Dana Bash 'Can't Repeat' on TV All the Nasty Things GOP Members of Congress Are Privately Texting Her About Matt Gaetz

CNN's Dana Bash 'Can't Repeat' on TV All the Nasty Things GOP Members of Congress Are Privately Texting Her About Matt Gaetz

...Gaetz is the Republican member of Congress—and close ally of former President Donald Trump—who finds himself at the center of an investigation that reportedly includes allegations of sex trafficking, among other sordid details like paying for sex and drug use are, as yet, unverified.

Meanwhile, the Capitol is on lockdown.

We're all having a great time roasting stupid f*cking sleazeball Matt Gaetz but let's remember that there's nothing funny about what he did to his victims. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Waiting to see which one of these scummy creepers breaks first and negotiates a plea deal to convict everyone else.

Man, I hope it's not Matt Gaetz. - Stonekettle

Meanwhile, Trump Is Holding Back Info About The January 6 Capitol Attack
White House Counsel, in letter to Dem investigators, makes clear the Biden WH doesn't have custody of requested communications/documents from Trump WH staff related to the Jan. 6 Capitol attack:

Kinda makes you wonder what they have on Ron Johnson, Lindsey Graham and Rand Paul. - Amy Siskind

Republican Shenanigans

Look it’s not like Matt Gaetz paid $130,000 to any of the women to shut them up. - George Conway

Wouldn't It Be Loverly If Roger Stone Gets His Just Due?
Two alleged Oath Keepers that were part of Roger Stone’s security detail have been added to a conspiracy indictment against the paramilitary group for the deadly attacks at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

Study: People Picturing Matt Gaetz Having Sex May Never Have Sex Again. - Andy Borowitz

Raetz Fleeing Gaetz
A senior staffer in embattled GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz’s office resigned on Friday following reports the Florida Republican is under investigation for an alleged inappropriate relationship with a minor and a possible violation of sex trafficking laws, according to a GOP source.

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Rock The Voter News

Matt Gaetz is everything the Republicans were looking for in Hunter Biden.

Hunter Biden Said He Doesn't Know If That Laptop Belonged To Him
Hunter Biden, the son of President Biden, in a new interview says that he doesn’t know if a laptop found in Delaware that was the center of an election-year controversy was really his...“There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me. It could be that I was hacked. It could be that it was the — that it was Russian intelligence,”

Critics of the security measures still in place at the Capitol need to take several seats. - George Takei

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Business/Tech News

If Donald Trump had come out early in favor of masks, his supporters would've proclaimed that wearing them was your patriotic duty, there would've been fewer deaths, and we wouldn't be entering the fourth wave of COVID-19.

It really isn't more complicated than that. - Middle Age Riot

CDC Says Vaccinated People Can Safely Travel, But Wear The Damn Mask!

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said in new guidance on Friday that fully vaccinated people can safely travel.

The agency further said fully vaccinated people do not need to get tested before or after domestic travel unless the destination requires it. People should still wear a mask while they travel, the agency said, and people should get tested three to five days after international travel, given the increased risk of virus variants internationally.

Good Friday
is when
pro-death penalty Christians
mark the execution of
anti-death penalty Jesus;
and it's all irony-free.
- John Fugelsang

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Thursday, April 1, 2021

Georgia House passes bill to punish Delta Airlines after CEO attacks Republican voter suppression bill

Georgia House passes bill to punish Delta Airlines after CEO attacks Republican voter suppression bill

The Georgia State House passed a bill that would eliminate tax breaks for Delta Airlines for jet fuel. The vote was 97-73 and moves onto the state Senate.

Georgia would rather damage the business of one of its biggest employers than give water to Black people standing in line to vote. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Drugs or asphyxiation? Easily determined. Kneel 9 minutes and 29 seconds on Chauvin's neck and see what happens. - Kona Lowell

Derek Chauvin aka Sick Sadist

Moments after George Floyd was taken away in an ambulance last May, former Minneapolis Police officer Derek Chauvin was confronted by a witness who took issue with Chauvin's kneeling on Floyd's neck.

"That's one person's opinion," Chauvin responded as he got into his squad car. "We had to control this guy because he's a sizable guy. It looks like he's probably on something."

Maybe, just maybe, if every single cop in America would stand up and condemn Derek Chauvin and demand he plead guilty, maybe we got a shot. - Ron Perlman

The “Party of Lincoln” is now the “Party of White Supremacy”, the “Party of Insurrection” and the “Party of Child Sex Trafficking.” - Tea Pain tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Marjorie Taylor Greene Rips Biden Infrastructure Plan for Lacking Dome to Shield U.S. from Lasers. - Andy Borowitz

Imagine Fearing Yoga. Alabama Does.

A bill in the Alabama state legislature to lift a ban on yoga in K-12 schools over concerns that yoga promotes Hindu practices has stalled.

Conservatives groups opposed the measure in a public hearing, saying yoga is a religious practice and promotes Hinduism, The Associated Press reported.

Ivanka Trump: “What do you mean, I’m going to have to get a job based on my merits?” - Middle Age Riot

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The Republican Party is doing all it can to bring back Jim Crow and stop Black people from exercising their voting rights.

For the survival of our democracy, it's time to retire the filibuster for constitutional matters and pass the For the People Act. - Hillary Clinton

Rock The Voter News

Secret Service Worry Major Biden’s Behavior Influenced By Time Spent On Far-Right Dog Forums. - The Onion

I Love That The Media Is So Bored By Biden That They Write About His Dog's Poo
Media critics found the perfect metaphor Wednesday when reporters began filing updates on a specimen of alleged dog excrement that was spotted on a floor at the White House.

Protecting voting rights isn’t everything . . . it’s the only thing. - Vince Lombardi

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Business/Tech News

Man Living In Most Affluent Country In World History Has Nerve To Complain About Being Homeless. - The Onion

Georgia Gets To Drain Rivers At The Expense Of Florida Oysters
The Supreme Court on Thursday sided with the state of Georgia in its decades-long water dispute with Florida, a devastating blow to the Sunshine State’s attempt to buoy its struggling oyster industry.

Pro tip: my uncle spent three years in a basement, hiding from the Nazis. You can distance and wear a mask for just a few more months. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The 3,000-year-old Xoloitzcuintli (pronounced "show-low-eats-QUEENT-lee"), was the ancient Aztec dog of the gods. They're called Xolos for short.

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Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Rep. Matt Gaetz denies relationship with 17-year-old and claims extortion attempt

Rep. Matt Gaetz denies relationship with 17-year-old and claims extortion attempt

Rep. Matt Gaetz on Tuesday denied that he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old after the New York Times reported that, according to its sources, the Justice Department was investigating a possible sexual relationship with the girl and whether he paid for her to travel with him.

It's really crazy when you stop and think of how many sex offenders are friends with Donald Trump. - Alex Cole

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republicans are more concerned about Dr. Seuss, Mr. Potato Head, and Major Biden than the idea of Matt Gaetz being a sex offender. F. - Brooklyn Dad Defiant tweet

Step Right Up and Get In Line To File Your Lawsuit Against Trump!
Former President Trump has been sued by a pair of Capitol Hill police officers for what they say are physical and emotional injuries they suffered as a result of the deadly attack on the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 by his supporters.

CDC Announces It Kind Of Embarrassing To Get Coronavirus This Late In Pandemic. - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

All things considered, G. Gordon Liddy is having a substantially better day than Matt Gaetz. - John Fugelsang

Yee Haw! EPA Gives The Boot To Trump Appointees
Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Michael Regan announced Wednesday that the EPA will reconstitute two advisory panels that saw numerous members removed during the Trump administration, dismissing 40 Trump appointees in the process.

How about we combine voter ID and proof of vaccination into one single document, just to watch Republican heads f*cking explode. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Wearing a mask and getting vaccinated isn’t a political statement. It’s an IQ test. - Andrea Junker

Rock The Voter News

Approval Rating For Biden’s Dog Major Drops After Second Biting Incident Fails To Involve Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz

The Death Rate From 2019-2020
The death rate in the United States jumped by 15.9 percent between 2019 and 2020, fueled by the COVID-19 pandemic, according to a study released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Wednesday.

George Floyd had a preexisting condition of being a black man in America. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Frito Lay Stock Soars After New York Legalizes Pot. - Andy Borowitz

Good For Delta Airlines! Now Stop Donating To These Politicians!
Delta Airlines came out in strong opposition to Georgia’s recently passed voting law on Wednesday, with CEO Ed Bastian writing in a memo to employees that the law is “unacceptable and does not match Delta’s values.”

Liz Cheney will be traveling to Matt Gaetz's home district just to laugh. - Jake Lobin

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