All Hat No Cattle

Thursday, October 4, 2018

It looks as though it'll be KavaYeah

How Senators are viewing the single copy of the FBI's report of Brett Kavanaugh
All 100 senators will be able to review the supplemental background investigation throughout the day. Here's how they can read the document.

This week has changed me forever. I thought I was a woman who didn't take sh*t before. Just watch the level of sh*t I won't take now. - Randi Mayem Singer

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

It's like the FBI is locking the door, turning up the music, and putting a hand over the mouths of people who would speak out about boozy, angry Brett Kavanaugh. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Dutch Catch Russians Hackers Outside The Hague. Yep, Midterms Are Gonna Be Hacked.
Russia's military intelligence agency, the GRU, used a trunkful of electronics to attack the Organization for the Prevention of Chemical Weapons earlier this year, Dutch officials said on Thursday.
Dutch authorities escorted four Russian intelligence officers out of the country hours after the car they had rented was found parked near the OPCW's building in The Hague, its trunk full of gear for hacking WiFi networks. A large antenna was sitting on top of the equipment, which was on and running, using a battery that had been placed in the trunk.

Pence Is Pointing His Finger At Chinese Hacking The Midterms, Not Russia
Vice President Pence on Thursday accused China of meddling in U.S. elections with the aim of hurting President Trump and the Republican Party, the latest sign of the administration taking a tough line against Beijing ahead of the November midterms.

I am a former prosecutor. I've never seen a law enforcement investigation where agents don't interview the accuser or request to interview the accused. The #FBIReport is incomplete and designed to reach a preordained result. - Rep. Ted Lieu

Republican Shenanigans

Blackout Brett would have helped Nixon erase the tapes -Jeff Tiedrich

When you use a farce of an FBI investigation to delay voting a rich white male sexual predator into the Supreme Court, that’s called brocrastination. - OhNoSheTwint

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Rock The Voter News

Brett Kavanaugh is about to finish what he started against Dr. Ford 36 years ago. He just needed a more ruthless wingman: Donald Trump. - Tea Pain

THROWBACK THURSDAY

I wonder if Clarence Thomas is prepping a welcome basket for Kavanaugh. - Schooley tweet

A full 10 weeks since the administration's deadline to reunite families they separated at the border, over 100 families are still waiting. - Hillary Clinton tweet

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Business/Tech News

THIS IS A TEST of the American constitutional system. Immediate action is needed. - The TweetOfGod

Trump's Failing Golf Club
Donald Trump’s flagship Scottish golf resort has incurred multimillion pound losses for the fourth consecutive year under his ownership.
The US president’s Turnberry resort ran up losses of £3.38m last year. It means that since he took over the South Ayrshire enclave in 2014, its losses total nearly £33m.
The latest annual loss is notable, given it covers the first full year of operations since the reopening of the resort after an extensive redevelopment of both its hotel and Ailsa golf course.

The "Presidential alerts": they are capable of accessing the E911 chip in your phones - giving them full access to your location, microphone, camera and every function of your phone. This not a rant, this is from me, still one of the leading cybersecurity experts. Wake up people! - John McAfee

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Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Oh, Look, the New York Times stopped writing about Hillary's emails

New York state tax department reviewing fraud allegations involving Trump in NYT article
New York state tax officials are investigating allegations detailed in an exhaustive New York Times investigation into Donald Trump and his family's business dealings.

I would like to state for the record that I am a self-made billionaire.
My dad only gave me $999,999,999.
And then I found a dollar on the ground. - Kumail Nanjiani

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

At this point the question isn’t whether Brett Kavanaugh is a liar. We all know that he is. The question is whether there are two Republican senators who care. - Andrew Weinstein

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Who's Running These Detention Facilities? The Marquis de Sade?
A Nicaraguan man who was detained at the Adelanto ICE Processing Center died in March 2017 after he was found hanging in his cell from his bedsheets. Not long after, two other detainees also used sheets in an attempt to hang themselves.
When federal officials arrived in May of this year for a surprise inspection of the privately run immigration detention facility, they found nooses made from bedsheets in 15 of 20 cells.
“When we asked two contract guards who oversaw the housing units why they did not remove the bedsheets, they echoed it was not a high priority,” officials with the Department of Homeland Security inspector general’s office wrote in a scathing report made public Tuesday detailing dangerous conditions found at the facility during their unannounced visit.

“You can do or say something that women don’t like, and suddenly millions of women will come out of the woodwork and vote against you," Trump said. "I think it’s a disgrace.” - Andy Borowitz

Trump Gleefully Mocks Dr. Ford To A Roaring Crowd
President Donald Trump for the first time directly mocked Christine Blasey Ford's testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee by casting doubt on her testimony during a campaign rally.

Republican Shenanigans

Why are politicians acting like it’s hard to NOT sexually assault someone? - David Hogg

Beach Week Was Longer
The FBI is expected to conclude its Kavanaugh probe as soon as late Tuesday or early Wednesday, well ahead of the end-of-week deadline.
GOP aides on the Hill and another person familiar with the process said they were expecting the bureau to conclude its report as soon as late Tuesday or early Wednesday.

The only position Kavanaugh should hold in a courtroom is defendant.- Suave Hellion tweet

I'm just reading through today's [AHNC] edition and it struck me: it's one thing to be as sober as a judge; it's quite another thing to be as sober as Mark Judge. - Rick

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Rock The Voter News

Trump is an infection, a festering wound. But there’s an antidote. It costs nothing but a little time and energy. And it’s guaranteed to be very effective. It’s available everywhere on November 6th. Make America Well Again. Vote. - Ken Olin

Remember When Trump Said He Couldn't Release His Taxes Because He Was Being Audited? What Happened To That?
President Donald Trump’s sister, retired Judge Maryanne Trump Barry, was heavily implicated in the latest New York Times expose on the family’s history of tax evasion.

Please leave Judge Kavanaugh’s daughters alone. They do not belong in your cartoons, “jokes”, or skits. If you can’t make your point about Judge Kavanaugh, whatever it may be, without bullying his kids, it’s not worth making. - Chelsea Clinton

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Business/Tech News

Literally 100% of the Americans currently roaring with laughter about traumatic sexual assault are seven weeks away from having a meltdown if it doesn’t say CHRISTMAS on the coffee cup. - Dave Holmes

Today Would Be A Good Day For Mueller To File Charges
Special counsel Robert Mueller’s team is shrinking by two in the wake of its successful prosecution of Paul Manafort and amid signs the Russia investigation may be nearing its final stages.

The doppler radar for Central America looks scary. My dog is terrified.

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Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Political Hack or Hired Gun, or Both?

McConnell: Senate will vote on Kavanaugh this week
McConnell said Tuesday that senators would vote "after the FBI shares what they've found."

Rapeaholic judges, another can't-miss idea from the people who brought you babies in concentration camps. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Jeez - I wonder what’s scarier, being sexually assaulted or being a privileged white American male between the ages of 15 and 30.- Ken Oli

Trump Punishing Diplomats For Being A Same-Sex Couple
The Trump administration on Monday began denying visas to same-sex domestic partners of foreign diplomats and United Nations employees, and requiring those already in the United States to get married by the end of the year or leave the country.

The lefts biggest problem is not staying mad. Our attention span sucks. Cons are still fuming about Jimmy Carter and we already seem to have forgotten them putting babies in jails let alone the whole Iraq War. - Oliver Willis

This whole Kavanaugh meltdown on the right really just seems like an invitation for dudes to project weird primal screams. - Eric Boehlert

Republican Shenanigans

Eric Trump is learning what we've all had to learn - that paying off dad's porn star mistress isn't as easy as paying a dude to lead you to an endangered species trophy-hunt in Zimbabwe. - John Fugelsang

When All Else Fails, Just Change The Word.
After President Trump was caught on-camera telling a reporter she “never” thinks during a Monday afternoon press conference, the White House moved to retroactively fix the president’s blunder by changing a word in the official transcript. While the president told ABC News reporter Cecilia Vega, “I know you’re not thinking. You never do,” the White House transcript reads, “I know you’re not thanking. You never do.”

I just hope that somebody asks this question: “Judge Kavanaugh, you have a 13-year-old daughter. In two years, when she comes to you and says, ‘Daddy, I’m going to a party with some boys from Georgetown Prep,’ what advice will you give to her?” - Rick Wise

I Thought I'd Have Some Fun And Google Kavanaugh With A Random Word I Chose, Reggae. Look What Came Up!
British reggae band UB40 have found themselves ensnared in the latest probe into Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s collegial drinking habits following a report that Kavanaugh and some Yale classmates were involved in a bar fight following a UB40 concert in September 1985.

How Can Anyone Get In A Bar Fight After A UB40 Concert?

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Rock The Voter News

The same people who want us to get over Kavanaugh lying under oath still haven’t got over Hillary telling the truth under oath. - OhNoSheTwint

I Wonder If The Washington Times Apologized To Seth Rich's Parents or Hillary
The Washington Times has just published a lengthy retraction and apology to the brother of Seth Rich for an op-ed that peddled a conspiracy theory about him. It’s part of a settlement stemming from a lawsuit filed earlier this year

Kavanaugh Blames 1985 Bar Fight on Violent UB40 Lyrics - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Alaska Airlines might start giving out virtual reality headsets to first-class passengers. Meanwhile, if you're in coach, they just duct tape an in-flight magazine to your forehead. - Jimmy Fallon