Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Political Hack or Hired Gun, or Both?

McConnell: Senate will vote on Kavanaugh this week
McConnell said Tuesday that senators would vote "after the FBI shares what they've found."

Rapeaholic judges, another can't-miss idea from the people who brought you babies in concentration camps. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Jeez - I wonder what’s scarier, being sexually assaulted or being a privileged white American male between the ages of 15 and 30.- Ken Oli

Trump Punishing Diplomats For Being A Same-Sex Couple
The Trump administration on Monday began denying visas to same-sex domestic partners of foreign diplomats and United Nations employees, and requiring those already in the United States to get married by the end of the year or leave the country.

The lefts biggest problem is not staying mad. Our attention span sucks. Cons are still fuming about Jimmy Carter and we already seem to have forgotten them putting babies in jails let alone the whole Iraq War. - Oliver Willis

This whole Kavanaugh meltdown on the right really just seems like an invitation for dudes to project weird primal screams. - Eric Boehlert

Republican Shenanigans

Eric Trump is learning what we've all had to learn -  that paying off dad's porn star mistress isn't as easy as paying a dude to lead you to an endangered species trophy-hunt in Zimbabwe. - John Fugelsang

When All Else Fails, Just Change The Word.
After President Trump was caught on-camera telling a reporter she “never” thinks during a Monday afternoon press conference, the White House moved to retroactively fix the president’s blunder by changing a word in the official transcript. While the president told ABC News reporter Cecilia Vega, “I know you’re not thinking. You never do,” the White House transcript reads, “I know you’re not thanking. You never do.”

I just hope that  somebody asks this question: “Judge Kavanaugh, you have a 13-year-old daughter.  In two years, when she comes to you and says, ‘Daddy, I’m going to a party with some boys from Georgetown Prep,’ what advice will you give to her?” - Rick Wise

I Thought I'd Have Some Fun And Google Kavanaugh With A Random Word I Chose, Reggae. Look What Came Up!
British reggae band UB40 have found themselves ensnared in the latest probe into Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s collegial drinking habits following a report that Kavanaugh and some Yale classmates were involved in a bar fight following a UB40 concert in September 1985.

How Can Anyone Get In A Bar Fight After A UB40 Concert?


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Rock The Voter News

The same people who want us to get over Kavanaugh lying under oath still haven’t got over Hillary telling the truth under oath. - OhNoSheTwint

I Wonder If The Washington Times Apologized To Seth Rich's Parents or Hillary
The Washington Times has just published a lengthy retraction and apology to the brother of Seth Rich for an op-ed that peddled a conspiracy theory about him. It’s part of a settlement stemming from a lawsuit filed earlier this year

Kavanaugh Blames 1985 Bar Fight on Violent UB40 Lyrics - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Alaska Airlines might start giving out virtual reality headsets to first-class passengers. Meanwhile, if you're in coach, they just duct tape an in-flight magazine to your forehead. - Jimmy Fallon

Trump Attempting To Create Pre-Existing Conditions
The Trump administration is quietly moving to weaken U.S. radiation regulations, turning to scientific outliers who argue that a bit of radiation damage is actually good for you — like a little bit of sunlight.
The government’s current, decades-old guidance says that any exposure to harmful radiation is a cancer risk. 

So Kavanaugh threw his beer in a person’s face. At least it wasn’t his penis this time. - Andy Borowitz


Behold. A Tip Jar.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Decisions, decisions.


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