Thursday, November 2, 2017

If only...

Hillary Clinton: Russia's 2016 Election Meddling Is a 'Form of War'
Hillary Clinton described the Russian campaign to manipulate voters in the 2016 presidential election as cyberwarfare.
In an interview on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah on Wednesday, the former Secretary of State said Russia’s attempt to influence the election is “a form of war” — and she warned that it’s not over.


Poll: Americans Were Sort of Hoping Mueller Would Arrest Someone New Every Day. - Andy Borowitz





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SCROTUS publicly calls r justice system a "laughing stock" & a "joke". Why not just tell the terrorists the key is under the mat, moron. - Elayne Boosler Tweet



Sessions: I do believe I feel the vapors coming on.
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is once again under scrutiny on Capitol Hill regarding his candor about Russia and the Trump campaign amid revelations that he rejected a suggestion to convene a meeting between Russian President Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump last year.






Sarah Huckabee Sanders' eye makeup gets a bit heavier every day, like what happens when a character in a movie gradually turns evil. - RuPaul






Republican Shenanigans

Harvard Considering Returning Bribe That Enabled Jared Kushner to Attend - Andy Borowitz






God Help Us All
Secretary of Energy Rick Perry said on Thursday that bringing fossil fuels to the developing world will prevent sexual assaults because rapes are less difficult in the dark.





It’s come out that this year, indicted Trump adviser Paul Manafort traveled to Mexico using a fake name. Then again, if you worked for Trump and you were in Mexico, would YOU use your real name?- Conan O'Brien





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Donna Brazile's Curious Claims
For defeated politicians, the period after an election is for score-settling. For defeated political operatives, it’s about positioning for the next race. And if a juicy excerpt from Donna Brazile’s new book Hacks is an indication, the longtime Democratic operative and former interim chair of the Democratic National Party seems to think the future is Bernie Sanders.




Donna Brazile also claims Obama GUTTED the DNC, leaving it broke & adrift for his protégé Debbie Wasserman Schultz to manage.
Huh. - Victoria Brownworth






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Russians Have Always Been The Masters Of Disguise
The hackers didn't just go after Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.
They tried to break into the private email of the sitting U.S. secretary of state, attempted to steal the private correspondence of a manager working on Lockheed Martin's stealth fighter program, and sought to break into the accounts of thousands of others, including the punk band Pussy Riot and Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny.





In what might be his most startling allegation against his former election opponent, Donald Trump on Wednesday accused Hillary Clinton of deliberately losing the 2016 election just so that he could be impeached. - Andy Borowitz


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President Trump’s press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed that no one in President Trump’s administration supports slavery. To put that in perspective, the last press secretary who had to make that statement worked for Ulysses S. Grant. - Conan O'Brien







Let The Drone Deliveries Begin
The Department of Transportation (DOT) officially launched a pilot program on Thursday that will allow states to test new types of drone operations, including package deliveries.














The Senate heard testimony today from President Trump’s pick to be the new head of NASA, who does not have a significant background in science. Great, that’s what you wanna hear. “That guy’s head of NASA, but he’s no rocket scientist.” - Seth Myers





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Saksun, Faroe Islands.The Faroe Islands are situated between Norway and Iceland. In other words, in the middle of nowhere in an ice cold sea. Sounds good to me!

Peace.


Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Nude Aides Huddled Around Trump Assure Him No One Wearing Wire -The Onion

After Monday’s indictments, the president blamed Jared Kushner in a call to Steve Bannon, while others are urging him to take off the gloves with Robert Mueller.


I miss the simpler times, when Anthony Scaramucci talked about Steve Bannon sucking his own d**k. - Lauren Duca





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Again, a white man shot FIVE HUNDRED PEOPLE in Las Vegas and Trump did NOTHING. 
Zilch 
No solutions. 
No policies. 
No ideas. 
Nothing. 
- Shaun King

Trump cartoon from Thailand. The world isn’t deluged with crazy deflections from Fox News.
They see what’s happening. America is weakened. - Brian Klaas




Too Bad Trump Never Vetted Manafort
President Trump’s former campaign chief, Paul Manafort, was indicted Monday on multiple charges in the United States’ ongoing special investigation into Russian interference. But the U.S. is not the only nation investigating Manafort.











Mueller is a decorated Vietnam vet & FBI Director under 2 presidents.

Trump has been sued 3,500 times.

Which one is lying? - Mikel Jollett





Republican Shenanigans

Robert E Lee killed more Americans than Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam Hussein & Osama bin Laden combined. - Ken Burns, Historian



The Manafort Effect
A California neuroscientist vying to unseat Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher stepped up his criticism of the conservative on Tuesday, demanding he return a $1,000 contribution from indicted Trump adviser Paul Manafort.







Black People: hey hi we are not your property

Southerners: yes the f**k you are

John Kelly: damn shame they couldn’t meet in the middle.- Eric Haywood






Many factors contributed to the Civil War.  One caused it: slavery.- Ken Burns, Historian


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In Case Your Day Wasn't Bleak Enough
The concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere surged in 2016 to its highest level in 800,000 years, according to a report released Monday by the United Nation's World Meteorological Organization (WMO).






I believe @SarahHuckabee would defend donald trump if he decided to gas an entire community. Only liars twitch that much. - Chelsea Handler


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Donald Trump Jr. and his brother Eric are going to India to launch real estate projects for the Trump Organization. Yeah, it’s all part of a new business strategy called fleeing the country. - Jimmy Fallon


Business/Tech News

Franken to Facebook: How can you be surprised by foreign interference when you accept payment in rubles?




Most Americans Want To Tax The Rich
A majority of Americans say they would like to see tax increases on wealthy Americans and large corporations, according to a new CBS News poll. 
Fifty-six percent of individuals surveyed said they would like to see tax increases on larger corporations, while 58 percent of those polled said they supported tax increases on wealthy Americans.


Please can we watch the next episode of Robert Mueller now? - Randi Mayhem Singer





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The Three Amigos.

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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

John Kelly: 'The lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War'

John Kelly: 'The lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War'
White House Chief of Staff John Kelly on Monday said, "the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War."
Speaking to Fox News, Kelly offered a view of history in which both sides of the Civil War — a pro-slavery Confederacy and the opposing Union — were made up of "men and women of good faith."


Kelly says Civil War could've been avoided if we'd compromised on owning humans as livestock. Now he's got to get back to a toddler w/nukes. - John Fugelsang





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Journalists should ask themselves why they presumed John Kelly was an honorable man. - Samuel Sinyangwe





President Trump will NOT visit the DMZ. Sr. Admin official says POTUS schedule too busy & visiting DMZ has become "a little bit of a cliché” - Will Ripley, CNN


Kelly speaks our language, he don't use $10 words.
In one fell swoop, Kelly said the Civil War was not about slavery AND was unapologetic to the black war widow who used her speakerphone. Yeah, He's Not A Racist.
White House chief of staff John Kelly called U.S. Representative Frederica Wilson an "empty barrel" who was "making noise" when she criticized President Donald Trump. In an interview on Fox News, he suggested Robert Mueller should investigate Hillary Clinton.






World War II happened because the Jews and the Nazis failed to reach a compromise.- Jeff Tiedrich


Republican Shenanigans
 
That #NothingBurger quickly turned into a #QuarterPounder with extra fries and onion rings, huh. - Ida Skibenes







Kelly Was Sent Out By Trump To Bash Hillary 
White House chief of staff John Kelly on Monday said that a special counsel should be appointed to investigate an Obama-era uranium sale and Democrats' roles in funding a controversial opposition research dossier on President Trump.




Happy Halloween, a comparatively normal day of the year now. - Mike Drucker






Enjoy today knowing that every Trumper who talked to George Papadopolous since late July now tries to recall the convo -- since the FBI has it on tape.- John Schindler





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Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.- Nick Jack Pappas


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What Does John Podesta Have To Say?
Former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta said on Tuesday that he was the victim of a "big lie campaign" created by President Trump.
"Not bad enough that I was the victim of a massive cyber crime directed by the Russian President," Podesta tweeted.

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Happy Halloween - this year I'm dressing up as the GOP Health Care Plan.
So I'm never getting out of the House. - John Fugelsang


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Trump could sexually assault Spacey while Spacey was assaulting a teen & Paul Ryan wouldn't care as long as millionaires get their tax cut.- John Fugelsang



Hey Facebook, What And When Are You Going To Do Anything?
A group of 19 prominent civil rights groups representing African-American, Muslim, Latino, Asian, and LGBTQ communities, among others, sent a letter to Facebook yesterday, expressing “deep concern” over “hateful content on your platform used to divide the country,” and calling for the social media giant to do more to combat it—including release the now infamous Russian bought ads that attempted to use divisive social messages to influence the presidential election.






Sarah Huckabee should do the White House briefing under oath.- John Aravosis


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It may look wicked, but a stunning — if not scary —  view of the Witch Nebula is actually the home of baby stars just beginning their cosmic lives. Photo: NASA

Happy Halloween!

Peace.