Friday, June 2, 2017

TGIF


How accurate was Trump's Paris climate agreement speech?
President Trump's announcement from the White House Rose Garden Thursday that the U.S. is backing out of the Paris climate change agreement sparked outrage from his critics, and accolades from his supporters.



Here's the shorter version of  the above headline "How accurate was Trump's Paris climate agreement speech?": BS From Blowhard



Maybe if we start calling it Unborn Baby Earth instead of Mother Earth republicans will be more concerned with its well-being. - OhNoSheTwitnt








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


President Trump rang in the 1st of June with a major announcement. No one loves to announce an announcement more than Donald Trump. On Twitter last night, he wrote, "I will be announcing my decision on Paris accord Thursday at 3:00 P.M., the White House Rose Garden, make America great again." It made sense that he did it from the Rose Garden. While we still have roses and gardens. - Jimmy Kimmel








I have large hands.
Al Gore's Sequel To Include Trump's Dump
“An Inconvenient Sequel” is slated for release July 28. Paramount said the filmmakers will revise the movie to include Trump’s controversial move, announced Thursday.
“The final film will address today’s news,” Paramount spokesperson Katie Martin Kelley told Variety.






Could reporters stop asking if political leaders "believe" in climate change and start asking if they understand it instead. - Megan Collins








Great. It's Not Like The U.S.Embassies Are Underfunded.
Consular officers at U.S. embassies around the world have started more intensive vetting of some visa applicants, including asking for their social media handles, in an effort to block potential terrorists and other national security threats from ...



We somehow went from President Obama to a guy who's been subtweeted by the weather channel, the dictionary, and the current Pope. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏






Republican Shenanigans


When Trump has to make a decision he asks himself, "What is the right thing to do?"
Then he eliminates that as an option. - Tea Pain







Crazy "Christian" Governor Wants To Pray Away Gun Violence
 It was in Louisville, Kentucky, that Republican Governor Matt Bevin had the unusual idea of using God to help combat gun violence. On Thursday, Bevin, a concealed-carry gun owner who opposes firearms control, told a public meeting that prayer groups could help end the violence plaguing the city.









Ivanka married an ambitious shady & dim son of a rich real estate criminal. 
We joke about DT lusting her but she actually married her dad. - John Fugelsang






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Almost every school child in America knows more about the climate challenge than apparently the President of the United States. - Rep. Nancy Pelosi





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Trump couldn't believe that a black guy could be a citizen but we really need his deeply considered opinion on anthropogenic climate science. - LOLGOP



Alec Baldwin Raises $5.1 Million To Save New Jersey 
Actor and "Saturday Night Live's" resident President Donald Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin has helped raise $5.1 million for Democrats in New Jersey. Philly.com reports about 1,000 people attended the Thursday night event in Collingswood. According to ...





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There has never in US history been such a destructive megalomaniac in the WH.  Thank you to US press and other numbskulls who put him there. - Bette Midler







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Trump is a real estate guy.
He's killing Earth's value so he can buy it low, fix it & sell it to Venus for a big profit. - Erik Bransteen



Oh Great, We're Going Back To The Great Republican Recession.
The U.S. House of Representatives will vote on a broad bill to reform and repeal portions of the 2010 Dodd-Frank financial reform law next week, according to a top Republican official. Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy announced Friday that the House will .






"We don't let in Syrian refugees, but at least have the same climate change policy as Syria."
-- America - Erik Bransteen






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The bills are almost paid. Almost!




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Is that a frog with snails on its head or a Princess Leia wannabe?

Peace.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Harassing Hillary Continues

Hillary Clinton Must Not Be Silent
We can't forget the extraordinary events that put Donald Trump in the White House.


Hillary has done more to benefit American citizens than all the Republicans in Congress combined. Think about that.



It's like this guy is hell-bent on proving our point. -@bitchyologist




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


One reassuring thing about Trump's Twitter feed: he may not be able to correctly type the launch codes. #covfefe - Andy Borowitz








Trump Is Going To Give Putin The Spy Compounds Obama Shut Down. Hit Me Over The Head With A Hammer And Sickle.
The Trump administration is considering allowing Russian officials to return to two diplomatic compounds in New York and Maryland after the Obama administration ejected the Russians from the compounds as part of U.S. sanctions after Russia meddled in the 2016 election, according to a Washington Post report published Wednesday evening.
The Obama administration directed Russians to leave the compounds in December 2016 and said that Russia had used the compounds for spying.




Why, Lookee Here At My Screenshot! Trump Cowed To The Russian Embassy!



Donald J. Trump tweeted early Wednesday morning that his practice of sleeping only four hours a day was having no impact whatsoever on his ability to cljjrff. - Andy Borowitz








Hit Me Over The Head AGAIN With A Hammer And Sickle
Nigel Farage is a “person of interest” in the US counter-intelligence investigation that is looking into possible collusion between the Kremlin and Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, the Guardian has been told.
Sources with knowledge of the investigation said the former Ukip leader had raised the interest of FBI investigators because of his relationships with individuals connected to both the Trump campaign and Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks founder whom Farage visited in March. 




The reason Trump is so torn about pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord is because 3 weeks ago he thought the Paris Accord was a car. - Chelsea Handler








'World's Scientists Are Wrong,' Claims Man Who Cannot Type. - Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans


Trump still hasn't lost his base or, as I like to think of them, the people he's trying to uninsure. - LOLGOP







Trump Delays Decision To Stir Hornet's Nest
President Donald Trump has temporarily waived a law requiring the U.S. to move its embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.
Trump's move to renew the waiver for six months keeps the U.S. embassy in Tel Aviv for now. Trump has said he's reviewing whether to fulfill his campaign promise to move it to Jerusalem.





This year:
-13 states passed anti-protester laws
-12 restricted reproductive rights
-6 restricted voting
-4 banned sanctuary cities/campuses - Samuel Sinyangwe







Barron Trump is studyin' to be a caddie so he can spend more time with his father. - Tea Pain


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Republicans love a less intrusive government unless they're telling you who to love & what to do with your body. - Vinay A. Ramesh‏



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I tweet for my rubes...errr...my base.


I Wonder If Someone Will Tape Trump's Phone Calls And Play Them Worldwide

President Donald Trump, who blasted Hillary Clinton for using a personal email server, might be a walking magnet for eavesdropping and malware if he is using an unsecured cellphone
to chat with foreign leaders.










A Memorial Day video made it's rounds where you can see mysterious red lights flashing in or on the second floor window at the White House. This went on for about 20 minutes. And White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said the red light was the reflection of an ambulance in Lafayette Park. So the one thing we know for sure is the red light was definitely not the reflection of an ambulance in Lafayette Park. - Jimmy Kimmel


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Donald Trump is the choice for Christians who think billionaires need a deeper tax cut & the poor need deeper poverty. - John Fugelsang





How The Opioid Craze Got Kick Started
Nearly 40 years ago, a respected doctor wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine with some very good news: Out of nearly 40,000 patients given powerful pain drugs in a Boston hospital, only four addictions were documented.







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1939 Lincoln Zephyr. Today's speed bumps would make this vehicle inoperable.

Peace.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Dear World

White House will no longer answer questions on Trump-Russia probe
President Trump's administration will cease answering questions from reporters about the investigation into the Trump campaign's alleged ties to Russia, White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Wednesday.



Somebody's takin' this #FakeNews #Witchhunt mighty seriously.  Der Fuhrer has slammed the lid on his #TrumpBunker. - TeaPain








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Dear frightened foreign allies.
Please understand.
In many ways, America is like an old couch.
Trump is the blacklight. - John Fugelsang









The Don Will Be Next
The Luchese family's ruling hierarchy and 16 mob associates were charged Wednesday with murder, drug-dealing, extortion and gambling in a massive federal indictment.







Trump is very relieved to be back in America, where he understands what the protesters are saying.- Conan O'Brien



Republican Shenanigans


I watch pro wrestling not for entertainment, but to evaluate our next crop of presidential candidates.- Conan O'Brien







Trump's Buddy the Philippine President Gets Vulgar About Chelsea Clinton.
Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte denounced Chelsea Clinton in a vulgar speech Wednesday for her criticism of remarks he made last week about rape.



Hi, we're the NRA. We spend millions to make it easier for criminals and deranged people to get guns. Which is why you should arm yourself.- John Fugelsang







Communication Breakdown
The absence of communications director Michael Dubke might already be impacting the White House because the statements coming out of the press office seem a little off. In fact, some online critics are mocking a newly released statement as a “parody” that looks like something President Donald Trump would write himself.
“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him,” the statement from White House spokeswoman Hope Hicks reads.





Mike Pence is dreamily writing "President Mike Pence" on his spiral notebook. - Conan O'Brien







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Comey To Testify Next Week
Former FBI Director James Comey is planning to testify publicly before the Senate Intelligence Committee as soon as next week about his conversations with President Donald Trump about the Russia investigation...
















Kathy Griffin is out of a job at CNN. 
The cable network on Wednesday terminated its agreement with the comic, who for years has co-hosted its New Year's Eve program with Anderson Cooper, after a photo of Griffin holding a bloody, severed head in the likeness of President Trump went viral on social media.






Liberalism vs Conservatism:  @kathygriffin assaults fake head and loses job.  Greg Gianforte assaults real reporter and goes to Congress. - Tea Pain





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I'd like to hear a report of what Barron Trump thought when he heard his father brag about forcefully grabbing pussies. - Kara Calavera







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"Daddy, why is the world a dystopian hellhole of constant flooding & intense heat?"
"Well son, this woman had a private email server..." - Michael Cohen








I LOVE SCIENCE
With clever chemical tweaks, an old antibiotic can dole out any of three lethal blows to some of the deadliest bacteria—and give evolution one nasty concussion.



When the aliens land I refuse to be the one who explains why Kerry Washington can't legally go topless but Rush Limbaugh can. - John Fugelsang



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Smog alert in Los Angeles, June 1979.

Peace.