All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Russiagate is closing in on Trump

White House denies House investigation request for Flynn documents
The White House declined Tuesday to provide documents related to President Donald Trump's former national security adviser that the panel investigating Michael Flynn had requested, according to a letter obtained by CNN.

Many give Donald Trump an "F" on his first 100 days, while others give him "Unsatisfactory." So combined, Americans give Trump an "FU". - Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I'm embarrassed that Ivanka is representing us abroad, but then I think, who would be better - Jared? Donald? Pence? Kid Rock? We're just f*cked. - Andy Borowitz

Countries Presidents visited the first 100 Days in office

OBAMA
Mexico
Canada
Iraq
UK
France
Germany
Trinidad
Turkey
Czech.R

BUSH
Mexico
Canada

TRUMP
None

War On Taxes For Rich People Almost Complete
President Trump on Wednesday proposed a dramatic overhaul of the tax code, calling for sharply lower rates for individuals and businesses but also eliminating key tax breaks.

Republican Shenanigans

That awkward moment when Donald Trump wants to cut funding for sanctuary cities and a sanctuary city is paying to protect his wife.- Tea Party Cat

Trump Trashes Court Decision
President Trump on Wednesday denounced as “ridiculous” a court ruling blocking his effort to withhold federal funds from cities and towns that refuse to cooperate with immigration authorities.

Paul Ryan's Poll Dancing
Americans’ views of Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) and the Republican Congress are in decline, according to a new poll.
The latest Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll published Monday found that 40 percent of voters have a negative view of the Wisconsin Republican, compared with 22 percent who have a positive view.

Can we also remove the Confederate monument that’s currently serving as Attorney General? - Paul Ceraulo

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Rock The Voter News

For the Beltway media, Hillary is a mirror reflecting their worst sins. That's why they desperately want her and Chelsea to just "GO AWAY!" - Peter Daou

But But But: The CIA Director Flips On Hillary And Wikileaks
US officials told CNN last week that the Justice Department has prepared charges to seek the arrest of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said at a news conference on Thursday that Assange's arrest is a "priority" of the administration.
But no Trump administration official went further in condemning the group than CIA Director Mike Pompeo, who, in a speech two weeks ago, called WikiLeaks a "hostile intelligence service."

As a kid I watched men walk on the moon & dreamed of the future. Thought by 2017 we'd be on Mars, not marching to defend science from idiots. - Danny Zucker

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I saw this ad on my Facebook page.

They sure know how to target their audience.

Sigh....old woman. How time flies!

Metallica Board Of Directors Debates Whether New Riff Will Have Negative Impact On Shareholder Value. - The Onion

Biz/Tech News

Dear Media,
Chinese sweatshop workers make $1/hour to sew Ivanka Trump's tacky clothing, so let's hear more about how Chelsea Clinton sucks - Jeff Tiedrich

ESPN Layoffs. Thanks Trump!
With layoffs looming at ESPN, anchors are reportedly volunteering to take pay cuts in hope of saving their respective jobs.
Their pitch is that they “love ESPN” and want to remain with the network, “even if it means less cash and exposure at the Worldwide Leader in Sports,” according to Sporting News.

Trump, Day 96: Journalists are gripped by Chelsea Clinton's plan not to run for office and by Obama being paid for a speech. Well done. - Mark Harris

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Monday, April 24, 2017

Wait for it

Senate Russia probe flounders amid partisan bickering
More than three months after the Senate Intelligence Committee launched its investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election — including allegations of collusion by associates of President Trump — the panel has made little progress and is increasingly stymied by partisan divisions that are jeopardizing the future of the inquiry, according to multiple sources involved in the probe.
The committee has yet to issue a single subpoena for documents or interview any key witnesses who are central to the probe...

Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The one part of Trump's presidency I'm looking forward to is the sentencing phase. - Andy Borowitz

The Far Right Wing Is Not Far And Not Right
Of the 85 violent extremist incidents that resulted in death since September 12, 2001, far right wing violent extremist groups were responsible for 62 (73 percent) while radical Islamist violent extremists were responsible for 23 (27 percent).

That Trump hasn't accidentally started World War Three (yet) is a MAJOR accomplishment for his first hundred days. He should be bragging. - Jeff Tiedrich

In Case You Were Wondering, Most Americans Are Still Sane. Phew.
Nearly three-quarters of Americans say they want an independent, non-partisan commission instead of Congress to investigate Russia's involvement in the 2016 election, according to the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll

Republican Shenanigans

Part of the government shutdown should be cutting off Trump's cable. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Is Drinking Too Much Whine
President Trump continues to rant about a pair of new polls that show he is approaching his 100th day in office with the lowest approval rating of any president in more than 70 years.
“The two fake news polls released yesterday, ABC & NBC, while containing some very positive info, were totally wrong in General E. Watch!” Trump tweeted early Monday morning.

Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point. - Andy Borowitz

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Republicans shut down the government and cost taxpayers $24B. And the voters STILL re-elected those clowns. - Matt Murphy

Rock The Voter News

Just curious: How many days you figure Hillary would have taken off by now to play golf?
My bet is zero. - Jack Miller

Republicans Won't Investigate Russian Ties To Trump
On the campaign trail last fall, Republican Sen. Richard Burr told North Carolina voters there was no "separation” between himself and Donald Trump. The Senate Intelligence Committee chairman also bragged about his role in getting the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton’s emails.
Now, the third-term senator is under fire for running interference for the White House last week on a news report asserting repeated contacts between Trump’s campaign and Moscow.

It's totally unfair to compare Trump's first 100 days to Obama's. It would be fairer to compare his accomplishments with those of other former game-show hosts with glaring personality disorders.- Andy Borowitz

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Biz/Tech News

Bill O'Reilly got more money to resign from his job for sexually harassing women than you'll make in an entire lifetime. - OhNoSheTwitnt

If President Trump really wants to save our country some money, he can live in the house we gave him. - Jeff Tiedrich

The Attorney General Of The United States Just Told A Big Lie Without Any Proof About Mexicans
The proposed wall along the U.S.-Mexico border could be paid for by reducing erroneously issued tax credits that go to “mostly Mexicans,” said Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Sunday...Presumably the report that Sessions was citing was a July 2011 report by the Treasury inspector general for tax administration that said individuals who are not authorized to work in the U.S. have been paid $4.2 billion in refundable tax credits. But it did not mention Mexicans or any other nationalities.

Trump’s biggest accomplishment in his first 100 days has been making it seem like much longer. - Conan O'Brien

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Friday, April 21, 2017

Russia Russia Russia

House intel panel invites former acting AG Sally Yates to testify
The House Intelligence Committee on Thursday asked several senior Obama administration officials, including former acting Attorney General Sally Yates, to testify publicly in the panel’s probe into Russian interference in the U.S. election.

Folks, with all the new attention on #WikiLeaks, DO NOT go to their site! 2 of their servers are now inside Russian Federation. #Spyware - Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Russian bombers invade our defense zones 4 days straight and Trump can do nothing. Putin owns him. - Tea Pain

My My My. A German-Russian Terrorist (Not Islamic) Tried To Profit From His Bombing
A 28-year-old German-Russian citizen was arrested on Friday in Germany on suspicion of bombing the bus carrying the Borussia Dortmund football team in an attack last week that officials alleged was motivated by financial greed.

Sarah Palin visited the White House along with Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. All three expressed their regrets that Honey Boo Boo couldn't make it. - Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

Amazing fact in Playbook: "there isn't a single person in the senior leadership of the White House who has passed a bill in Congress" - Alex Burns NYT

Unbeknownst to Jeff Sessions almost every farm in
Alabama uses illegal immigrants.

The Mealy Mouthed Jeff Sessions Wants To Scorch Sanctuary Cities
The U.S. Justice Department has escalated its approach to so-called "sanctuary cities," writing at least eight jurisdictions Friday to put them on notice they could be failing to cooperate with immigration authorities.

Imagine being the president and the most "star-studded" guests you have at the White House are Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin. - Shahram Vahdany

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Rock The Voter News

Trump thanked Sarah Palin, who lowered the bar so far in 2008 that she singlehandedly made his presidency possible. - Andy Borowitz

The DNC Chairman Dissing Obama Is The Worst Way To Unite Democrats. STOP IT!
Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) said former President Obama is partially to blame for the Democrats’ poor showing at the polls in 2016.
Ellison, now the deputy chairman of the Democratic National Committee, blamed Obama for ignoring party politics while he was in office, which he said had put the president’s legacy at risk.

Conservatives: I'll vote for a rodeo clown if it solidifies the GOP hold on power
Liberals: my candidate isn't pure enough so I'll stay home - Jeff Tiedrich

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Biz/Tech News

Stealing Steel?
President Trump announced Thursday that he was directing the commerce secretary to investigate whether imports of steel were a threat to U.S.

What if the man in Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” is actually just singing “Day-O” from “The Banana Boat Song?” - Conan O'Brien

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