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Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Jurors struggle to keep straight face during Stormy Daniels testimony recalling spanking Trump with magazine

Jurors struggle to keep straight face during Stormy Daniels testimony recalling spanking Trump with magazine

Jurors at Donald Trump's hush money trial struggled to keep a straight face Tuesday as porn star Stormy Daniels described once spanking the...

Hey, evangelicals. Enjoying highlights from today’s trial? - AlCappuccinoIT

It is intense in the courtroom. There have been multiple objections from the defense and Trump is scowling in the direction of the witness stand as Stormy Daniels testifies about them having sex, saying he did not use a condom. - Kaitlin Collins, CNN

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

I think Putin and Zelinsky ought to stop killing people and settle their differences mano a mano on Pay Per View. I’d love to see Mr. Z kick Putin’s ass. - Stephen King

My Heart Breaks For The Hostages and Their Families

Families of hostages held in Gaza have urged the United States and other governments with citizens among the captives to pressure Israel to strike a deal with Hamas for their return.

Following indications Monday of progress in talks towards a truce in the seven-month war, the Hostages and Missing Families Forum said it had appealed to a number of countries to "exert your influence on the Israeli government" and push for an agreement.

An assault on Rafah would be a strategic mistake, a political calamity & a humanitarian nightmare.
I appeal to all those with influence over Israel to do everything in their power to help avert even more tragedy. - António Guterres, Secretary-General of the U.N.

Republican Shenanigans

BREAKING: Judge in Trump case cancels lunch break following Stormy Daniels testimony, says "jury members are too nauseous to eat" - Rex Huppke

Delay, Delay, Delay. Music To Trump's Ears.

Judge Aileen Cannon suspended a key deadline in former President Trump’s documents case after his attorneys suggested that special counsel Jack Smith’s team had “failed to preserve critical evidence” in the case after prosecutors disclosed some classified records may not be in the original order in which they were found.

The suspension marks yet another delay in a prosecution where Cannon has yet to even set a new trial date, casting further doubt on the chances the case will come before a jury ahead of the election.

Trump has the same relationship with the rule of law that Kristi Noem has with dogs. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

For some reason, Trump is NOT sleeping in the courtroom today. - Jon Cooper

Hey, New York Legislators, Get It Together. Sheesh.

A proposed amendment to New York’s constitution barring discrimination based on “gender identity” and “pregnancy outcomes” cannot appear on the state ballot in November because legislators made a procedural error during an initial round of approval, a judge ruled Tuesday.

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Business/Tech News

Elon Musk has two personalities: part Jekyll and apartheid. - Captain Obvious

What Is Going On With Boeing?
The Federal Aviation Administration said Monday it has opened an investigation into Boeing after the beleaguered company reported that workers at a South Carolina plant falsified inspection records on certain 787 planes. Boeing said its engineers have determined that misconduct did not create “an immediate safety of flight issue.”

I wonder if Melania is watching CNN today? - Irishrygirl

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Monday, May 6, 2024

‘Punishable By Incarceration’: Read FULL Trump Contempt Order Threatening To Lock Him Up Over Gag Order

‘Punishable By Incarceration’: Read FULL Trump Contempt Order Threatening To Lock Him Up Over Gag Order
Court began Monday in the Stormy Daniels hush money-election interference trial with fireworks, as Merchan issued his ruling, telling Trump “I find you in criminal contempt for the 10th time,” and adding “Going forward this court will have to consider a jail sanction.”

Fining Trump $1000 for violating his gag order won’t shut him up

Indicting him 4 times won’t stop him from committing crimes

Asking him for our docs back won’t get him to comply

Charging him 88x won’t make him feel ashamed

The only thing that’ll work on a rapist thug?!

JAIL - Lindy Li

Trump just can’t keep his mouth shut, can he? - Stephen King

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Hamas is a terrorist organization. Its ideology is ultra-conservative. Hamas has nothing in common at all with liberal or progressive values. - Michael McFaul

A Ceasefire? Really? I Hope It Lasts.

Hamas has accepted an offer for a temporary ceasefire with Israel, a Hamas official confirmed to The Hill.

The news comes amid rising fears that Israel is set to launch an invasion of Rafah, a southern city in Gaza where about a million Gazans are sheltering.

“You get monsters like Donald Trump in the White House because of people like Hope Hicks.” – Lawrence O’Donnell

Republican Shenanigans

Kim Jong Un Urges Kristi Noem to Seek Help. - Andy Borowitz

Kristi Noem: "I didn't proofread my book"

That's your voice on the audio book dumbass! - Alex Cole

Michael Smerconish Is Obtuse.

CNN’s Michael Smerconish has had an invitation to deliver the commencement address at Dickinson College, a private, liberal arts school in Pennsylvania, rescinded over arguments he made in a 2004 book.

Elise Stefanik frustrated by lack of media attention, announces plans to murder kitten. - mynamehear

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Rock The Voter News

Biden’s Dog Commander Challenges Kristi Noem to Debate. - Andy Borowitz

Miami Dolphins CEO Told Trump, No!
Former President Trump attended the Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix on Sunday, spotted at Hard Rock Stadium...Trump backer Steve Witkoff reportedly planned a fundraiser from one of the event’s suites, but the plans were shut down by race organizer and Miami Dolphins CEO Tom Garfinkel.

I understand that we’re not supposed to call Trump people stupid if we want to win them over.

But I kind of feel like they should stop being stupid first. - HeidiOCanada

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Business/Tech News

Jeffrey Katzenberg: “I’ve known Donald Trump for 50 years. The only thing I can say is he was a colossal asshole then and nothing has really changed.”

Lordy, They Have Tapes!
Jurors in former President Donald Trump's hush money trial on Thursday were played a recording found on Michael Cohen's phone, in which the two appeared to be discussing the alleged plan to pay off a former Playboy model who claimed to have had an extramarital affair with Trump.

The next six months will be the longest ten years in the last two centuries. - John Collins

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Friday, May 3, 2024

Hope Hicks cries on witness stand during Trump trial testimony

Hope Hicks cries on witness stand during Trump trial testimony

Hope Hicks, a longtime aide to former President Donald Trump, became emotional during her testimony in his criminal hush money case, crying...

Hope Hicks testifies that when the Access Hollywood tape came out, Trump “thought it wasn’t something to get so upset about.” Turns out, he was right, because his supporters’ religious values were just fashions they wore on Sunday. - Marc Jacob

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

The orange traitor has once again violated his gag order by posting a clip from white supremacist felonious traitor Steve Bannon’s show attacking judge Merchan’s daughter.

How many times does he have to violate court orders before the scumbag is sent to jail? - Ricky Davila

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My Take On The Violent Student Protests

I'd bet the ranch that the CIA knows what foreign players are involved in the antisemitic violence across college campuses. The CIA has recruited college kids for decades to be their lookouts.

In the early 1970s, two of my college friends, both Vietnam vets, who did not know each other were approached. They were told the same story, that the KGB had plants throughout US colleges and that they needed help in uncovering them. Both of my friends declined, saying essentially the same thing -- that it was hard enough to concentrate on classwork after their service in Nam.

To spark the flame of violence on one campus can quickly spread to others as we have all observed, with or without plants already in place. It only takes one trusted savvy plant, inspiring well meaning students to start trouble.

Violence and/or destruction of property is counterproductive in protests. And it's illegal. And stupid.

But it draws the attention of Americans, which is the purpose. Guess what happens next? Americans get mad at the protesters, no matter the cause.

Who benefits from this violence? Not the Palestinians. Not Biden. It has divided the Democratic Party from its left wing.

And who has the enormous resources needed for all this? Russia, China, the US.

Choose one.

I did.

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Democrats, Republicans and Independents Overwhelming Agree On Campus Violence...

Morning Consult released a new poll this week of Americans’ attitudes related to the Israel-Hamas conflict and the ongoing demonstrations on campuses across the country.

The poll asked whether or not respondents would like to see universities and colleges take steps like “Ask the police to protect campuses from violence” and “Ban pro-Palestinian protests on campuses.”

Sometimes it feels like Orwell was holding back. - John Collins

So, Biden didn’t do exactly what you wanted on Gaza, or student loans, or_______

My one question to you

Have you met the other guy? - Seth Asher

Republican Shenanigans

BREAKING: Kristi Noem Claims Puppy Shot Her First. - Andy Borowitz

Do You Know What Is Worse Than A Liar? Covering Up For A Liar.

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem’s (R) memoir has not been released, but inaccuracies in the text are already emerging.

Noem’s spokesperson said “two small errors” have been brought to the Republican governor’s attention. The book is titled “No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward.”

Conservatives who quote George Carlin are hilariously oblivious to how much he would hate them. - Middle Class Riot

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Rock The Voter News

How in the name of everything decent and Holy are President Biden and Trump "neck and neck" in the polls?

Are there really that many Deplorable Americans? - Brandon Unger

Not Everyone Is Hateful In Texas!
The Austin City Council passed protections for gender-affirming care Thursday, only a few days after the state of Texas filed a lawsuit over Title IX changes granting protections for transgender people.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Despondent After Learning Jesus Was Jewish. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Why doesn't the Law apply to Rich White Republican Men? - Brandon Unger

Say What? Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies.

Joshua Dean, a former quality auditor at a key Boeing supplier who raised concerns about improperly drilled holes in the fuselage of 737 Max jets, has died.

Dean, 45, died on Tuesday morning, his family announced on social media. His family told NPR on Thursday that Dean had quickly fallen into critical condition after being diagnosed with a MRSA bacterial infection.

So, rumor has it that Elon Musk hates it when we call this place Twitter.

Hey Elon,

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