Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Jurors struggle to keep straight face during Stormy Daniels testimony recalling spanking Trump with magazine



Jurors at Donald Trump's hush money trial struggled to keep a straight face Tuesday as porn star Stormy Daniels described once spanking the...




Hey, evangelicals. Enjoying highlights from today’s trial? - AlCappuccinoIT









It is intense in the courtroom. There have been multiple objections from the defense and Trump is scowling in the direction of the witness stand as Stormy Daniels testifies about them having sex, saying he did not use a condom. - Kaitlin Collins, CNN








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



I think Putin and Zelinsky ought to stop killing people and settle their differences mano a mano on Pay Per View. I’d love to see Mr. Z kick Putin’s ass. - Stephen King








My Heart Breaks For The Hostages and Their Families









An assault on Rafah would be a strategic mistake, a political calamity & a humanitarian nightmare.
I appeal to all those with influence over Israel to do everything in their power to help avert even more tragedy. - António Guterres, Secretary-General of the U.N.







Republican Shenanigans


BREAKING: Judge in Trump case cancels lunch break following Stormy Daniels testimony, says "jury members are too nauseous to eat" - Rex Huppke








Delay, Delay, Delay. Music To Trump's Ears.










Trump has the same relationship with the rule of law that Kristi Noem has with dogs. - Andy Borowitz




For some reason, Trump is NOT sleeping in the courtroom today. - Jon Cooper












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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

The Kunlun Mountains constitute one of the longest mountain chains in Asia, extending for more than 3,000 kilometres (1,900 mi). The mountain ridge looks like a backbone, doesn't it?

Peace.


3 comments:

  1. No idea if anyone has pointed this out yet or not, Marco Rubio, Rick Scott and Matt Gaetz are ineligible to be trump’s VP, as US Constitution forbids Prez candidate and VP candidate from same state

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    1. Good catch.
      Although, Dick Cheney was living in Texas when George W Bush picked him.

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  2. Pretzelogic in Philly, PAMay 9, 2024 at 9:27 PM

    The Constitution prohibits POTUS and VPOTUS candidates from receiving the electoral votes of a state (if they're from the same one). So any of them COULD run with Trumpskovich, the ticket just couldn't count any electoral votes from FL. Shrub and Dick cheated, er, evaded this restriction, by having Cheney "move" to WY, even though he actually lived in TX (among other ways they cheated, but that's another story for another day).

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