Thursday, May 2, 2024

Trump Denies Sleeping During Trial: ‘I Simply Close My Beautiful Blue Eyes’



Trump Denies Sleeping During Trial: ‘I Simply Close My Beautiful Blue Eyes’
Former President Donald Trump hit back Thursday at media reports that he has been sleeping during his New York hush money trial.
While various reporters from across the political spectrum have documented Trump asleep in court, cameras are not allowed in the courtroom, so the public has been unable to see exactly what the reporters have.



MAGA = Make Adderall Great Again. - The USASingers





The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Trump thinks Israel has an actual dome over it that protects it from missiles, and wants one for the U.S.

He may have the Nuclear Codes again in 2024.

I'm terrified. - Brandon Unger








Welp, Russia Is Using Chemical Weapons. Anyone Surprised?









By the way, how did the Secret Service know in advance that it was a bad idea for Trump to go to the Capitol on January 6

That's why they deleted their text messages. - BlackKnight10K








Had no idea police could arrest people on the spot for a violent protest, I thought they just allowed them to go back home like on Jan. 6. - Covie








Republican Shenanigans


I'm extremely skeptical that Mike Pence's life was ever in danger. I think in politics, people like to really exaggerate things from time to time. - Rep. JD Vance








Friend of Putin and Self-Proclaimed Anti-Communist Has Something To Say
Disgraced former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn revealed that he had been served with eight subpoenas in one night in what he said was an effort to keep Donald Trump out of office.










Abstinence Movement Urges People to Imagine Trump Having Sex. - Andy Borowitz







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Kristi Noem Claims She Shot Puppy in Self-defense. - Andy Borowitz








Hey, Good News From South Dakota!








Why does "God" only seem to talk to people without Library Cards? - Brandon Unger









Wildlife or Oil Drilling? Hm. I Choose Wildlife.



Trump said in Wisconsin that Joe Biden took all of the oil out of the reserves right before the election.

How the fk can Biden take the oil while Trump was president?

This is how dumb you MAGAs are. - Alex Cole








Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward. - National Park Service









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Time To Deflate Photo
A bike path at Lake Garda in Italy. Wow, just wow.


Peace.



Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Columbia protester mocked after asking for food for occupiers





Columbia protester mocked after asking for food for occupiers
...A reporter then replied: “It seems like you’re sort of saying: ‘We want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food and water’.’’



So, apparently, not only will the revolution be televised, it will also be catered. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


The pro-Hamas propagandists are blaming Biden (!) for the NYPD having cleared trespassers out of the building at Columbia ("blame"? for what? No one got hurt!).

Got it? The whole performance of these faux-protests all over the country is a pro-Trump psyop. Can't be any clearer. - DC Petterson








Disney Honors George W. Bush and His Ongoing Art Therapy After Lying Us Into The Iraq War and Killing Thousands of Americans. Shame On Him and Disney.
Former President George W. Bush’s paintings are going to Disney World. 









You would think after Bill Clinton fixed the economy that George H.W. Bush broke & after Barack Obama fixed the economy that George W. Bush broke & after Joe Biden fixed the economy that Donald Trump broke that people would stop voting for Republicans. - Evan








How did the 1/6 insurrection plan and pay for itself? - smc249









Republican Shenanigans


How is it not a bigger story that Trump falls asleep every single day of the first criminal trial of a U.S. President in history? Somehow, we've already gotten bored with Don Snoreleone. - BlackKnight10K








I like how Joe Biden doesn’t want to track women’s pregnancies. - John Collins









Michael Cohen Stars In "THE JERK"
In 2011, Stormy Daniels’s manager phoned a lawyer to complain that “some jerk” had called her up threatening to sue over a blog post claiming the porn actress slept with Donald Trump...But the image of Cohen portrayed to jurors, at this point, is hardly one of valor.






The law-and-order guy found in contempt of court.
Let me say it again: Contempt. Of court.
Contempt.
The times we’re in.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. - Stephen King








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Jake Tapper Is Another Jerk That Is Full of Himself

Hunt: Our reporters are saying Trump is sitting next to his lawyer with his eyes closed

Tapper: Which doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s sleeping, but he has been known to fall asleep in this trial.









I Don't Like To Make Predictions BUT I Believe There Will Be Red State Incited Violence/Intimidation At Many Polling Places











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Business/Tech News


I’m flying to Florida today on business. Does anyone know where I can buy a sundial? - Captain Obvious








GOP Senate candidate in Wisconsin is a multimillionaire from California

GOP Sen candidate in Pennsylvania is a hedge fund manager from CT

Missouri Senator Hawley lives in Virginia

Alabama Senator Tuberville lives in Florida

U wanna talk about voter fraud?!

Start with the GOP - Lindy Li








Costa Rica Mulling Dollarization
Congressman Jorge Dengo presented a new bill that is being processed under file No. 24,296 “Law for Dollarization.” “For decades, there has been a significant national discourse surrounding the ‘fair’ exchange rate between the Costa Rican Colón and the U.S. Dollar, the primary foreign currency used in the country for numerous internal and external transactions,” stated the PLP representative.








"I drink to make other people more interesting."
 ~Ernest Hemingway









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Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Judge Merchan Rules Trump Violated Gag Order 9 Times, Warns That He Could Be Sent to Jail for Future Violations


Judge Merchan Rules Trump Violated Gag Order 9 Times, Warns That He Could Be Sent to Jail for Future Violations
Judge Juan Merchan ruled Tuesday on the gag order against former President Donald Trump, finding that he violated the original gag order nine times. Trump was fined $1,000 per violation and ordered to take the offending social media posts down by 2:15 PM ET on Tuesday.



He glared at me on the way out of the courtroom for the mid-morning break.

I grinned at him. - George Conway, ex-husband of Kellyanne Conway








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Is it my imagination, or is every protest in this country now met with a militarized police force except for white supremacists? - bruce_steiner







Today I met with families from Gaza. I heard the suffering that they and their loved ones continue to endure. Some killed or wounded, others displaced.

We are working tirelessly to get more aid to people in Gaza and secure an immediate ceasefire and release of hostages. - Secretary Blinken









Surprise, Surprise, Trump Follows Judge's Order.




NBC News: Trump appears to have fallen asleep while listening to testimony — at times appearing to stir and then falling back to sleep.
Trump's eyes were closed for extended periods and his head has at times jerked in a way consistent with sleeping.





BREAKING: Barron Trump has appealed Judge Merchan's decision to let his father attend his graduation. - KellyScaletta







Apparently, Republicans Are Masochists
Republican Rep. Elise Stefanik is calling on the Justice Department to open an investigation into special counsel Jack Smith, alleging he violated department standards and ethical duties related to his prosecution of former President Donald Trump.







"Muslim headscarves? What a cruel & primitive superstition," said the circumcised Western man. - John Fugelsang


Kristi Noem owes a hat-tip to her role model, Sarah Palin, who bragged about all the animals she killed in Alaska (even though, on her short-lived reality show, she turned out to have terrible aim). Poor Kristi: she’s not just cruel, she’s derivative. - Andy Borowitz








Biden To Declassify Cannabis
The Biden administration will take a historic step toward easing federal restrictions on cannabis, with plans to announce an interim rule soon reclassifying the drug for the first time since the Controlled Substances Act was enacted more than 50 years ago, four sources with knowledge of the decision tell NBC News.








In the classified documents case, Trump is referred to as "F POTUS" throughout the FBI report. It means former. Allegedly. - adgirlMM










Top Trump ally Rudy Giuliani urges Mike Johnson and Jim Jordan to extort President Zelensky:
“Somebody should lean on Zelensky. You want another penny, give us your Biden file.”








Congratulations, Tennessee!
The unionization vote at the Volkswagen plant in Tennessee has been certified by the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), according to a Tuesday announcement from the manufacturer and the United Auto Workers (UAW).










Willie Nelson just turned 91 so I hope someone warns him that weed's a gateway drug to heroin before it's too late. - John Fugelsang










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