Thursday, May 2, 2024

Trump Denies Sleeping During Trial: ‘I Simply Close My Beautiful Blue Eyes’

Trump Denies Sleeping During Trial: ‘I Simply Close My Beautiful Blue Eyes’
Former President Donald Trump hit back Thursday at media reports that he has been sleeping during his New York hush money trial.
While various reporters from across the political spectrum have documented Trump asleep in court, cameras are not allowed in the courtroom, so the public has been unable to see exactly what the reporters have.

MAGA = Make Adderall Great Again. - The USASingers

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

Trump thinks Israel has an actual dome over it that protects it from missiles, and wants one for the U.S.

He may have the Nuclear Codes again in 2024.

I'm terrified. - Brandon Unger

Welp, Russia Is Using Chemical Weapons. Anyone Surprised?

By the way, how did the Secret Service know in advance that it was a bad idea for Trump to go to the Capitol on January 6

That's why they deleted their text messages. - BlackKnight10K

Had no idea police could arrest people on the spot for a violent protest, I thought they just allowed them to go back home like on Jan. 6. - Covie

Republican Shenanigans

I'm extremely skeptical that Mike Pence's life was ever in danger. I think in politics, people like to really exaggerate things from time to time. - Rep. JD Vance

Friend of Putin and Self-Proclaimed Anti-Communist Has Something To Say
Disgraced former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn revealed that he had been served with eight subpoenas in one night in what he said was an effort to keep Donald Trump out of office.

Abstinence Movement Urges People to Imagine Trump Having Sex. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

Kristi Noem Claims She Shot Puppy in Self-defense. - Andy Borowitz

Hey, Good News From South Dakota!

Why does "God" only seem to talk to people without Library Cards? - Brandon Unger

Wildlife or Oil Drilling? Hm. I Choose Wildlife.

Trump said in Wisconsin that Joe Biden took all of the oil out of the reserves right before the election.

How the fk can Biden take the oil while Trump was president?

This is how dumb you MAGAs are. - Alex Cole

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward. - National Park Service



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
A bike path at Lake Garda in Italy. Wow, just wow.


1 comment:

  1. I gotta admit... that soup one actually looks real.