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Tuesday, December 13, 2022

At least 34 members of Congress texted Mark Meadows to declare willingness to participate in coup

At least 34 members of Congress texted Mark Meadows to declare willingness to participate in coup

In the lead up to January 6, former chief of staff Mark Meadows communicated with at least 34 Republican members of Congress involved in...

Mark Meadows is the reluctant Deep Throat of the insurrection. - Eileen McLaughlin tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Your reminder — Ginni Thomas is still receiving security protection from the very same government she tried to overthrow. - JoJoFromJerz tweet

California Governor Wants Immigration Reform & Federal Help

California Governor Gavin Newsom (D) visited the southern border on Monday and afterward offered some stern words of caution to his fellow Democrats making federal immigration policy...“The federal government is sending more and more flights, and more and more buses directly here to California because this state is doing what no other state’s doing and that’s absorbing and protecting and preserving our values and advancing them by doing health care screenings, and taking care of folks, and the more we do, the burden is placed disproportionately on us,” Newsom told ABC’s Matt Guttman in an interview at the border.

holy f*cking sh*t, tesla stock is crashing and burning faster than an actual tesla. - Jeff Tiedrich

I’ve been diagnosed with Woke Mind Virus.

The symptoms are mild so far.

Pray for me. - John Collins tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Is Roger Stone Taking Psychedelic Drugs?

Roger Stone claimed on Sunday a demonic portal that opened above the White House after President Joe Biden moved in is visible for those who are looking for it.

He told conservative radio host Eric Metaxas he has seen it circling above the White House, as have others who spent enough time looking.

Trump wouldn’t come back to Twitter so Elon decided to play the role himself. - Judd Legum tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Still waiting for Republicans to give President Biden credit for plummeting gas prices and dropping inflation. - Jack Cocchiarella tweet

Ugh. Gag Me With A Spoon.

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) officially clinched another term in the House on Monday after a recount confirmed her razor-thin victory in her reelection bid.

A tally of the vote showed Boebert defeating her Democratic opponent Adam Frisch by just 546 votes.

Republicans: "Lock her up!"

Also Republicans: "No matter what Donald Trump did, if you lock him up, there will be civil war." - Middle Age Riot

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Business/Tech News

To the right wing nut jobs who said SBF would never be prosecuted by the DOJ cuz he donated to Democrats:

We await your apology

That means you, Elon. - Lindy Li tweet

Daaaaaamn, Scientists Make A Discovery Bigger Than Electricity
In an experiment last week, using a process called inertial confinement fusion, in which a pellet of hydrogen plasma is bombarded by the world’s biggest laser, researchers at the lab in Livermore, Calif., were able to produce more energy than they put into the laser, the first time this has ever been achieved.

On this day in 1636, the Massachusetts Bay Colony raises three regiments of militia. Together, they represent America's first attempt at an army.

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Monday, December 12, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene Makes Shocking Comments About ‘Armed’ Jan. 6: If I Organized It, ‘We Would Have Won’

Marjorie Taylor Greene Makes Shocking Comments About ‘Armed’ Jan. 6: If I Organized It, ‘We Would Have Won’

...Greene spoke at the New York Young Republican Club in New York City on Saturday evening, where her speech largely consisted of blasting the Biden administration, calling the government “corrupt,” and re-affirming her opposition to supporting Ukraine’s defense against Russia.

When Republicans are in charge of the House it will be as though we are playing Russian Roulette everyday!

Bragging on stage that you would have done Jan 6 better and you would have brought arms should be cause for your immediate expulsion from Congress. what the f*ck game are we playing here. - Jeff Tiedrich

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NOTICE or Maybe A Warning For Today's Edition:

I have 102 temp. Allergies caused a respiratory infection. I'm good,...saw my doc...on meds. Just in a fog.

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The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Billionaires getting on stages at comedy shows to yell about how rich they are is literally why us peasants say it’s time to eat the rich. - Dara Faye tweet

From The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

This past Friday, Brett Kavanaugh partied with Sebastian Gorka — who had too many neo-Nazi ties even for the Trump White House — AND THE NEW YORK TIMES DOES NOT THINK IT IS NEWSWORTHY. Zero mention. - Kaivan Shroff tweet

Elon went from “I’m doing this for humanity” to “I shall use lasers to incinerate everyone who laughs at my tiny dick” in like two seconds. - Adam Parkhomenko tweet

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Rock The Voter News

I've never seen anything like the trolling on Anthony Fauci posts. If Elon meant to put the doctor in more danger, he's succeeded. - Don Lewis tweet

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Business/Tech News

Musk invented the world's first all-electric gaslight. - Frank Lesser tweet

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Friday, December 9, 2022

Trump Bizarrely Cites 'Well Established Clinton Socks Case' in Bonkers Statement About Seized Docs from Mar-a-Lago

Trump Bizarrely Cites 'Well Established Clinton Socks Case' in Bonkers Statement About Seized Docs from Mar-a-Lago

Former President Donald Trump appears to be having an unpleasant Friday morning, evidenced by some angry ALL CAPS early morning messages that, well, are beginning to look eerily similar to the sort of conspiratorial rants shouted by homeless people outside Penn Station

Between the White House toilet, Mar-A-Lago, and now the storage unit in Florida...Is there anywhere that Donald Trump didn't store classified documents? - Olivia of Troye

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Turns out it wasn’t Devil Worship and Rock-n-Roll that was going to destroy America…it was Conservative Christian Republicans and Fox News. - Sgt. Joker tweet

After Releasing Brittney Griner, Putin Returns To Former Self.

Russian President Vladimir Putin said Friday that Moscow could adopt what he described as a U.S. concept of using preemptive military strikes, noting it has the weapons to do the job, in a blunt statement amid rising Russia-NATO tensions over Ukraine.

Republican Shenanigans

"GOP will 'lose and lose and lose' if Trump and his 'freakish candidates' stay in charge." - Karl Rove

Sen. Sinema Joins The Party of Me, Myself & I
Democratic Sen. Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona announced Friday she has registered as an independent, a renegade move that could bolster her political brand but won’t upend the Democrats’ narrow Senate majority. She says she will not caucus with Republicans.

Nation Shocked To Learn That Kyrsten Sinema Had Been a Democrat. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Herschel Walker Reminds Supporters To Vote for Him. - Andy Borowitz

Republicans Are Directly Responsible For The Threats Against Dr. Fauci and His Family AND They're Going To Investigate Him!

Anthony Fauci in an interview with the BBC blasted the “cowardly” internet trolls who harass his wife and children, saying it’s a part of the backlash he’s experienced over the COVID-19 pandemic.

“These people who troll about, they harass my wife and my children because they can figure out where they live and what their phone number is,” the immunologist told BBC’s Americast podcast.

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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump is having a complete f*cking meltdown over his impending doom. Happy Friday! - Mayo tweet

China Builds Its Own Long-Range Jetliner

A Chinese airline on Friday became the first customer to take delivery of a long-range jetliner produced by a state-owned manufacturer set up to try to compete with Boeing and Airbus, state TV reported.

The C919 plane made by Commercial Aircraft Corp. is part of the ruling Communist Party’s efforts to transform the country into a creator of profitable technologies and reduce reliance on foreign products.

Going to continue posting the two words “Prince Andrew” to everyone who says Harry is a disgrace to British culture and its Royal family. - Janey Godley tweet

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UPDATE: My sweet Luna is doing so much better! She sees the vet tomorrow for her follow up. I am so happy. Thank you all for your kind wishes.

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