Thursday, December 8, 2022

Brittney Griner released from Russian prison 10 months after arrest

In exchange for her release, the U.S. government will reportedly send convicted international arms dealer Viktor Bout back to Russia, according to CBS News.


Can we all talk about the fact that Joe Biden is really good at being President. - d_jerneration tweet



Don Jr Chimes In



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republicans literally mad this morning because an American citizen has been released from a Russian gulag and returned safely home.

Literally mad. Seething.

Their ideology has become so completely morally bankrupt that they literally are outraged over the return of an American. - Stonekettle tweet






More Classified Documents Found and Nothing Is Done
A law firm hired by former President Donald Trump found at least two additional classified documents in a storage unit of his belongings in Florida...The documents were found as part of an additional search to fully comply with a subpoena issued by the Department of Justice in May, according to emails from the General Services Administration.



Declaration of Independence Found in Trump Storage Unit. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

Not to brag or anything, but I’ve never hidden Top Secret documents in a storage shed. - John Collins



Florida Man Allowed To Host Domestic Terrorists
Former President Trump hosted a prominent QAnon and Pizzagate conspiracy theorist at his Mar-A-Lago club in Florida on Tuesday night, just two weeks after his much-criticized dinner with Ye and white supremacist Nick Fuentes.


Trump claims that Putin was so afraid of him that he wouldn’t have invaded Ukraine if he was president. AND YET, for some reason, Trump was UNABLE or UNWILLING to secure the release of US Marines Paul Whelan OR Trevor Reed, locked up by Russia ON HIS WATCH. - Ron Filipkowski tweet



I'm so grateful for Brittney Griner's freedom, but couldn't we have tossed in Jared Kushner as part of the swap. - Paul Rudnick tweet





Well, This Is A Nice End Around Play



I actually have a lot in common with Herschel Walker.

I'm not qualified to run for office, and I also enjoy visits to Georgia. - John Fugelsang








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Business/Tech News

Everyone who works for Donald Trump will eventually be found guilty of something. - Middle Age Riot





Blabbermouth Musk Opens Up Investigation of Twitter By San Francisco
On Tuesday morning, Twitter employees arrived at their San Francisco headquarters to see a startling new development at the office: beds, nightstands, and comfortable armchairs....Patrick Hannan, communications director for the San Francisco Department of Building Inspection, subsequently confirmed the investigation on Wednesday.







Santa Claus: "If your Christmas photo has your family holding guns, I'm not coming down your goddamn chimney."









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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
The Orion spacecraft captures a crescent earth above the moon.

Peace.


Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Raphael Warnock beats Herschel Walker to end the last Senate race of 2022

The final race of the 2022 midterms is over. Incumbent Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock from Georgia has defeated his opponent, Republican Herschel Walker. The victory gives Democrats a crucial 51-49 advantage in the U.S. Senate and solidifies Georgia's status as a political battleground state. 


Herschel Walker Has No Recollection of Running for Senate. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Today in 1941, the Opana radar station at Oahu, Hawaii reports a large unidentified formation of aircraft heading directly for Pearl Harbor. Officers on duty wrongly assume that the blip is from American bombers being ferried in from the mainland and do nothing.  In response, 181,510 Americans enlisted in the ranks of active duty service, my Dad was one of them.








After Deliberating ONE Day, Jurors Find Trump Org. Guilty.







A bad day for Donald Trump and the Republican Party is a good day for America. - Jeff Tiedrich

 









Well, The Niece of Chris Christie Sounds Nice.
The niece of former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie name-dropped him during a racist tirade before she was kicked off of a flight in Louisiana last month, police say...The New York Post obtained a police report from a Nov. 24 incident in which Shannon Epstein was arrested for allegedly assaulting officers during an early morning disturbance. According to an official report, Epstein, 25, spit on officers, accused them of discriminating against her for being a lesbian, and made crude comments to other passengers in New Orleans






Republican Shenanigans

Kari Lake Claims Victory in Georgia Runoff. - Andy Borowitz






Disgraced Former GOP Speaker Newt Gingrich Tells GOP To Change Their Strategy. LOL.



After historic Gen Z turnout, Republicans are trying to figure out how to appeal to them by talking with youth vote experts such as *checks notes* Newt Gingrich?! - Santiago Mayer tweet



Jubilant Democrats Celebrate End to Raphael Warnock Texting Them. - Andy Borowitz

 




Now Is The Time To Put Politics Aside And Support This Young Teenager.
News broke late Tuesday night that local authorities were called to the home of Ted and Heidi Cruz regarding a self-inflicted stab wound of their 14-year-old daughter.


Democrats want to see Ted Cruz's daughter get the love and help she needs. Republicans want to see Hunter Biden's d*ck. any questions. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet






Manchin Mourns End of His Reign as Massive Pr*ck. - Andy Borowitz







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Business/Tech News

Trump Org indicted, J6 Committee is going to make criminal referrals, Special Counsel Smith subpoenaed everybody, Herschel Walker lost in Georgia, MAGA is having a hell of a week. - BlackKnight10K tweet





My, My, My, Apple Decides To Buy U.S. Made Microchips







I hope Hillary Clinton doesn't hurt herself from laughing too hard. - Covie tweet






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UPDATE: Luna is doing a little bit better. I feel as though I have a cold/flu. Possibly allergies. 

I hope I didn't mess up today's edition...I can't tell!



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Monday, December 5, 2022

My sweet Luna is sick

The vet said she has an infection, which may require surgery, but for now she is on antibiotics and wearing pampers. My sweet baby. Sigh. We're both exhausted.


I will be back online asap.


Here are a few memes to make your visit worthwhile...


























Please send thoughts & prayers & good vibrations.

Peace.