Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Raphael Warnock beats Herschel Walker to end the last Senate race of 2022

The final race of the 2022 midterms is over. Incumbent Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock from Georgia has defeated his opponent, Republican Herschel Walker. The victory gives Democrats a crucial 51-49 advantage in the U.S. Senate and solidifies Georgia's status as a political battleground state. 

Herschel Walker Has No Recollection of Running for Senate. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Today in 1941, the Opana radar station at Oahu, Hawaii reports a large unidentified formation of aircraft heading directly for Pearl Harbor. Officers on duty wrongly assume that the blip is from American bombers being ferried in from the mainland and do nothing.  In response, 181,510 Americans enlisted in the ranks of active duty service, my Dad was one of them.

After Deliberating ONE Day, Jurors Find Trump Org. Guilty.

A bad day for Donald Trump and the Republican Party is a good day for America. - Jeff Tiedrich


Well, The Niece of Chris Christie Sounds Nice.
The niece of former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie name-dropped him during a racist tirade before she was kicked off of a flight in Louisiana last month, police say...The New York Post obtained a police report from a Nov. 24 incident in which Shannon Epstein was arrested for allegedly assaulting officers during an early morning disturbance. According to an official report, Epstein, 25, spit on officers, accused them of discriminating against her for being a lesbian, and made crude comments to other passengers in New Orleans

Republican Shenanigans

Kari Lake Claims Victory in Georgia Runoff. - Andy Borowitz

Disgraced Former GOP Speaker Newt Gingrich Tells GOP To Change Their Strategy. LOL.

After historic Gen Z turnout, Republicans are trying to figure out how to appeal to them by talking with youth vote experts such as *checks notes* Newt Gingrich?! - Santiago Mayer tweet

Jubilant Democrats Celebrate End to Raphael Warnock Texting Them. - Andy Borowitz


Now Is The Time To Put Politics Aside And Support This Young Teenager.
News broke late Tuesday night that local authorities were called to the home of Ted and Heidi Cruz regarding a self-inflicted stab wound of their 14-year-old daughter.

Democrats want to see Ted Cruz's daughter get the love and help she needs. Republicans want to see Hunter Biden's d*ck. any questions. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet

Manchin Mourns End of His Reign as Massive Pr*ck. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Trump Org indicted, J6 Committee is going to make criminal referrals, Special Counsel Smith subpoenaed everybody, Herschel Walker lost in Georgia, MAGA is having a hell of a week. - BlackKnight10K tweet

My, My, My, Apple Decides To Buy U.S. Made Microchips

I hope Hillary Clinton doesn't hurt herself from laughing too hard. - Covie tweet



UPDATE: Luna is doing a little bit better. I feel as though I have a cold/flu. Possibly allergies. 

I hope I didn't mess up today's edition...I can't tell!


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