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Friday, November 11, 2022

Some past and current Republican members of Congress blame Trump for party's losses, say time to move on in 2024

Some past and current Republican members of Congress blame Trump for party's losses, say time to move on in 2024

Former and current Republican members of Congress refused to commit to the possibility of a Donald Trump bid for the presidency in...

I want to thank MAGA for giving my 84-yr-old dad so much gleeful excitement. He can’t wait to see Trump and DeSantis battle it out. Your evil empire coming to an end has given my dad new life. He saw the Nazis get defeated before. He can’t wait to see it again. - Jane of the North tweet

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - GK Chesterton

Thank you, Veterans.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

To see both Trump and Putin embarrassed in the same week was almost too much to wish for. But I’ll take it! - Andy Borowitz

Gosh, It's Nice To Have A President Who Believes In Science

President Biden announced a set of new actions by his administration to address climate change in a speech at the United Nations Climate Change Conference...Biden was interrupted by applause when he noted that his administration had “immediately rejoined the Paris [climate] agreement” upon taking office. Referring in an apparent ad lib to his predecessor's decision to withdraw the U.S. from the climate pact, Biden said, “I apologize we ever pulled out of the agreement.”

Trump Claims Melania Supported Oz Because She Is Attracted to Men Who Are Unfit to Govern. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Kellyanne Conway actually went on Fox last night and called for Trump, Desantis and Pence to share a stage with Herschel in a show of unity. Even the Fox host was looking at her like she’s lost her mind.
- Ron Filipkowski tweet

GOP Governor Blames GOP Senators For Lack Of Red Wave
New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu (R) said Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) and Rick Scott (R-Fla.) cost the GOP in the midterm elections with their respective comments on abortion and Social Security.

Thoughts and prayers to whoever is responsible for cleaning the walls at Mar-a-Lago this weekend. - The Lincoln Project tweet

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Rock The Voter News

Fetterman agreeing to a debate w those stakes, knowing an entire country would watch, in this cynical age of cheap commentary and social media chatter, while he was recovering from a stroke from just months ago, is one of the most personally courageous acts we will ever witness. - David Pepper tweet

My Guess, Is That GenZ Voter Turnout Will Be Huge In 2024
Nearly 30 percent of young adults between the ages 18 and 29 are estimated to have voted in the 2022 midterm elections, marking the second-highest youth turnout in three decades.

It's ironic how social media started as a way to SHARE stuff with each other for FREE and then got taken over and hobbled by greedy grifters. - Noel Casler tweet

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Business/Tech News

I think it's pretty clear now that the polls were wrong about Biden's popularity. Gas was just high. - BlackKnight10K tweet

Just When You Thought Musk Couldn't Get Stranger...
Elon Musk has taken on Detroit's automakers, short-sellers and securities regulators. Next week, the Tesla chief executive is set to square off in court against an unlikely foe - a thrash metal drummer who hopes to strip Musk of his $56 billion pay.

Can Elon Musk buy Fox News next. - Ben Wexler tweet

This is why Germans don't play scrabble

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Thursday, November 10, 2022

Trump Under Fire From Within GOP After Midterms

Trump Under Fire From Within GOP After Midterms

Donald Trump faced unusual public attacks from across the Republican Party on Wednesday after a string of midterm losses by candidates he had handpicked and supported, a display of weakness as he prepared to announce a third presidential campaign as soon as next week.

On the Steven Crowder Show, Arizona Republican Kari Lake attacks Gov. Ron DeSantis, stating that he is part of a conspiracy to slow-roll her election results and that he is trying to paint Trump Republicans as unable to win elections.

They're imploding. - Travis Akers tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Ron DeSantis is just Trump without the dementia. - duty2warn tweet

I Told You They Want To Kill Us

A southwest Ohio man was killed by a neighbor who “thought he was a Democrat,” according to the victim’s shocked widow.

Austin Gene Combs confessed to shooting Anthony Lee King “several times with a revolver” while the 43-year-old victim and his wife were doing yardwork shortly before noon on Saturday, The Journal News reports.

Republicans are out here screaming about raising the voting age to 21 because Gen Z is voting Democratic and "the brain doesn't develop until age 25" but then they immediately say 18 years old should have free access to AR-15 assault rifles because freedumb. - Liam Nissan

Republican Shenanigans

Who else isn’t surprised that Donald Trump is publicly blackmailing Ron DeSantis? - Mayo tweet

Maybe CNN's Ratings Would Improve If They Hired Credible Journalists, Instead Of This Fool.
CNN politics reporter and Editor-at-large Chris Cillizza told viewers he has long pointed out that former President Donald Trump’s political record is mostly losses — on the heels of a pre-election commentary explaining “Why the midterms are going to be great for Donald Trump.”...On Thursday morning’s edition of CNN Newsroom, Cillizza got in on the action despite his pre-election prediction that ” the midterms are going to be great for Donald Trump,” telling co-anchors Erica Hill and Jim Sciutto he’s been trying l like hell to get people to realize Trump is a habitual loser

Uh, Oh, Rupert Murdoch's Newspaper Turned On Trump

Rupert Murdoch has had just about enough of Donald Trump's bullsh*t. pass the popcorn and enjoy the clusterf*ck that's about to unfold. - Jeff Tiedrich

Well, since Hershel is a man of God, maybe a bible quiz. Can't see either side having a problem with "two" Christian men putting their money where their mouth is, right Hershel? - HaliMc13 tweet

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Rock The Voter News

I don’t know about you, but the pushback on extremism makes me feel calmer, more optimistic, even if House Republicans take power and overreach by launching a sour flood of show trials. - Steven Beschloss tweet

Michelle Obama & Stephen Colbert! You Know She Will Say Something Memorable and Sassy.

Michelle Obama is hitting the late-night TV circuit, booking a “Late Show with Stephen Colbert” appearance as she gears up to promote her latest book.

The former first lady will sit down with Colbert on Monday, CBS announced on Thursday.

I dare, nay, I double-dare, actually to hell with it, I triple-dog-dare a mainstream newspaper, magazine, or news outlet to do a big feature on asking Republican elites to venture into urban & Rust Belt diners to ask average Americans why they voted Democrat in the 2022 election. - Wajahat Ali tweet

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Business/Tech News

Weird how inflation is dropping while Democrats are still in power. - John Collins tweet

I think I liked Twitter better in the pre-Musk days. Less controversy, more fun. - Stephen King tweet

The New Owner Of Twitter Is Panicking, Unaware He Caused The Problems.

Elon Musk, still the world’s richest man despite a quickly decreasing net worth, emailed his remaining Twitter employees early in the morning on Thursday and appeared to hit the panic button as to the company’s financial viability.

In his first email to his new employees, half of whom he unceremoniously laid off this month, Musk warned that the company he just purchased for $44 billion may not survive the economic downturn unless subscription revenue increases dramatically.

Young people saved this country from old people pretending to protect young people. - Jeremy Newberger

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Pelican love.

Peace.

Wednesday, November 9, 2022

Midterm elections: Several key races are still too close to call, leaving control of U.S. Senate, House up in the air

Midterm elections: Several key races are still too close to call, leaving control of U.S. Senate, House up in the air

A set of close contests will determine whether Democrats keep their slim majorities in the House and Senate, or if Republicans will seize control of one or both chambers of the legislature.

A good day for the Democrats.
A bad day for the Republicans.
And a REALLY bad day for the “experts.” - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

There is no noise as powerful as the sound of the marching feet of a determined people.
–Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Putin Pulls Out Of Kherson, Apparently Because Many Of His GOP/KGB Lost In The Midterms

Russia's military has been ordered to pull out of the Ukrainian city of Kherson, the only regional capital it captured after invading in February.

Russia's commander in Ukraine, Gen Sergei Surovikin, said it was no longer possible to keep supplying the city.

The withdrawal means Russian forces will pull out entirely from the western bank of the River Dnipro.

It is a significant blow as Russia faces a Ukrainian counter-offensive.

Now that we are done with fake red tsunamis, can we please turn back to real orange jumpsuits? - George Conway

Republican Shenanigans

So dems have a Florida problem, but Republicans have a trump problem That seems harder to solve. - Jen Psaki

Herschel Walker Makes It To Overtime
The hard-fought Senate race in Georgia is heading into overtime.

Neither Sen. Raphael Warnock (D) nor Republican Herschel Walker is projected to score the majority support needed to clinch the hotly contested Senate seat. The results mean that one of the most competitive statewide contests in the country will be left unresolved for weeks.

Obama should just move to GA until after the runoffs. - BlackKnight10K tweet

Don't worry about flipping Florida, folks.

Most of it will be underwater in a decade or so anyway. - Stonekettle tweet

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Rock The Voter News

I told you not to listen to the polls.

Polls are made up entirely of people who in the 21st Century are STILL dumb enough to answer a phone call from an unknown possibly spam number. - Stonekettle tweet

The Democratic National Committee Needs To Hire Fetterman's Campaign Manager

John Fetterman’s campaign manager on Wednesday slammed Democrats who turned on the Pennsylvania senator-elect in the press after his rocky performance in his only debate against Republican Mehmet Oz.

“Good morning! If you were an ‘unnamed Democrat’ who wet the bed to the press after the debate, I hope you stub your toe on the corner of your bed frame this morning, spill coffee on your shirt and then lock your keys in your car,” Fetterman campaign manager Brendan McPhillips said on Twitter. “But mostly, I hope you know you’re a f—— loser.”

Herschel Walker Demands Recount of Number of Abortions He Paid For. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

I'm STILL so freaking happy that John Fetterman beat that carpetbagging, crudité-eating puppy killer Oz.

The Betterman won. - Brooklyn Dad tweet

Uh Oh. Twitter's Technology Is Troubled
On November 4, just hours after Elon Musk fired half of the 7,500 employees previously working at Twitter, some people began to see small signs that something was wrong with everyone’s favorite hellsite. And they saw it through retweets.

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