Wednesday, November 9, 2022

Midterm elections: Several key races are still too close to call, leaving control of U.S. Senate, House up in the air

A set of close contests will determine whether Democrats keep their slim majorities in the House and Senate, or if Republicans will seize control of one or both chambers of the legislature.

A good day for the Democrats.
A bad day for the Republicans. 
And a REALLY bad day for the “experts.” - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

There is no noise as powerful as the sound of the marching feet of a determined people.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Putin Pulls Out Of Kherson, Apparently Because Many Of His GOP/KGB Lost In The Midterms

Now that we are done with fake red tsunamis, can we please turn back to real orange jumpsuits? - George Conway

Republican Shenanigans

So dems have a Florida problem, but Republicans have a trump problem  That seems harder to solve. - Jen Psaki

Don't worry about flipping Florida, folks. 

Most of it will be underwater in a decade or so anyway. - Stonekettle tweet


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Rock The Voter News

I told you not to listen to the polls.

Polls are made up entirely of people who in the 21st Century are STILL dumb enough to answer a phone call from an unknown possibly spam number. - Stonekettle tweet

The Democratic National Committee Needs To Hire Fetterman's Campaign Manager

Herschel Walker Demands Recount of Number of Abortions He Paid For. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

I'm STILL so freaking happy that John Fetterman beat that carpetbagging, crudité-eating puppy killer Oz.

The Betterman won. - Brooklyn Dad tweet

Uh Oh. Twitter's Technology Is Troubled
On November 4, just hours after Elon Musk fired half of the 7,500 employees previously working at Twitter, some people began to see small signs that something was wrong with everyone’s favorite hellsite. And they saw it through retweets.



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The Sloth Sanctuary in Costa Rica.


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