Friday, November 4, 2022

Ron DeSantis Drops Ad Suggesting He Was Sent By God to Govern: ‘God Made a Fighter’

Ron DeSantis Drops Ad Suggesting He Was Sent By God to Govern: ‘God Made a Fighter’
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) released a very self-flattering campaign ad on Friday, one in which a narrator suggests the conservative governor is a “protector” created “on the eighth day” by God to protect paradise.


Ron DeSantis won his 2018 election by approximately 30,000 votes only because Trump endorsed him in primary. Now, he's running ad saying God created him on 8th day. - Daniel Uhlfelder






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Under Republicans, not another penny will go to Ukraine. - Marjorie Taylor Greene





 Ooo, Ooo, A Special Counsel?



Vote for Democrats: We never tried to assassinate House Speaker Paul Ryan. - BlackKnight10K tweet








Republican Shenanigans

Hiding Trump Organization money in a shell company called Trump Organization 2 - may not be as covert as the stable genius thinks. - anyonewantchips tweet






Oops. Republican Caught Trying To Stuff The Ballot Box. This Is Going To Be A Long Election.
A top Milwaukee elections official has been fired after sending falsely obtained military absentee ballots to the home of a Republican state lawmaker who has been an outspoken critic of how the 2020 election was administered, the city's mayor said Thursday.





This is why I love Twitter





Vasectomies are up, which is weird, because the MAGA hat was sufficient. - John Collins








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Rock The Voter News

63% of Americans would like the other 37% to get their heads out of their asses. - Mayo tweet





MSNBC Should Have Fired Chuck Todd or Andrea Mitchell...
Cross Connection host Tiffany Cross ripped Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and called Florida the “dick of the country” that should be “castrated” on Comedy Central hours before her ouster from MSNBC.



Mehmet Oz personally told Oprah not to get involved in his political race, but I guess Oprah was so tired of Oz telling women what to do that she officially came out & endorsed John Fetterman.

Oprah brought Oz into this world, now she will take him out. - Kyla In The Burgh tweet






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Business/Tech News

Someone should tell Elon Musk that the main reason "the left controls the internet" is because the right was too f*cking dumb to invent it. - Liam Nissan







How Not To Fight COVID-19



You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society. - Kurt Vonnegut







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
This is Mars. I wonder how that trench was formed .Was it formed by an ancient river or a skipping asteroid?


Peace.


Thursday, November 3, 2022

Newsom Goes Scorched Earth on Democrats’ Midterm Messaging: ‘Stop Being on the Damned Defense!’

Newsom Goes Scorched Earth on Democrats’ Midterm Messaging: ‘Stop Being on the Damned Defense!’
Governor of California Gavin Newsom (D) blasted his own party during a CBS interview, which aired on Wednesday night, saying that Democrats are getting “crushed on narrative” as the GOP looks poised to make big gains in the midterms.



We were only 74 electoral votes away from the My Pillow guy being Secretary of Defense. - John Collins



You may not like the price of gas or the cost of groceries, but do you really think ushering in autocrats is going to improve the economy? - Steven Beschloss






Meanwhile, Kim Jong Un Is Tossing Missiles Around







It can’t be said enough how right Hillary Clinton was. About everything. - Andrea Junker tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Call me crazy, but it feels like the Republican proposed cuts to Medicare and Social Security are supposed to force us to work until we are dead... - piper4missouri tweet





Ron DeSantis Said He Won't Run For President in 2024. ROFLOL.



Kari Lake Accuses Media of Making Her Look Like Hateful Sociopath By Filming Things She Says. - Andy Borowitz



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Rock The Voter News

The reason unions are badass is if a billionaire walks into your office and starts demanding you work 12 hours a day 7 days a week to prove to him you deserve your job, you and your coworkers can legally make that one of the worst days of his life. - annevclark tweet





Will Kash Patel Spill The Beans On Trump? FINGERS CROSSED!







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What don't billionaires control at this point? - Robert Reich





Business/Tech News

Increasingly Desperate Elon Musk To Require Every Twitter User to Purchase One Tesla. - Andy Borowitz





Magic Mushrooms Offer Hope For Depression







CNBC Cancels Its Most Popular Show
NBCUniversal’s CNBC has canceled “The News with Shepard Smith,” its primetime general news show, to refocus on business and market coverage...Smith joined CNBC two years ago from Fox News to bolster primetime TV ratings. His show accomplished that, doubling CNBC’s 7 p.m. ET viewership and bringing in the wealthiest audience of any primetime cable news program over the last two years, according to Sullivan. “The News with Shephard Smith” had its largest average audience last month since April.



Why are they so worried about the border when the terrorists are already here? - John Collins








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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
On this day in 1783, George Washington bids farewell to the soldiers of the disbanded Continental Army. "The unparalleled perseverance of the army through almost every possible suffering and discouragement for the space of eight long years, was little short of a standing miracle.”

We can defeat the enemy.

Peace.


Wednesday, November 2, 2022

Hillary Clinton: Republicans Worried About Crime Not ‘Too Bothered’ By Paul Pelosi Attack

Hillary Clinton: Republicans Worried About Crime Not ‘Too Bothered’ By Paul Pelosi Attack
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton criticized Republicans running on anti-crime platforms who have failed to condemn last week’s attack on Paul Pelosi, the husband of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.).


Anyone who laughs and jokes about an 82-year-old being assaulted and having their skull fractured will not hesitate to do the same to you. Remember this when you vote. - Dr. Jack Brown tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republicans claim you should vote for them because they're tough on crime. 

But when one of their cult members commits a crime against Paul Pelosi, they couldn't care less. - Hillary Clinton tweet





The Country With The Itchy Nuke Button Finger
Top Russian military officials have discussed under what circumstances Russia would use a tactical nuclear weapon in Ukraine, according to The New York Times...Russian President Vladimir Putin has said that Russia would be willing to use tactical nuclear weapons, designed to be used on a battlefield, to defend Russian territory. 






Republican Shenanigans

Demonizing Pelosi, vilifying Hillary, reversing Roe-- get the picture folks? - Andrew Weissman tweet





This Is What Happens When An Alabama Football Coach Becomes A U.S. Senator






Roger Stone is what it looks like when 150 pounds of sexually transmitted disease lab samples is stuffed in a cheap, knockoff Birkin bag. - Rick Wilson tweet








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This Fire Department missed a few spots, so I'm voting for the Arsonists. - John Fugelsang

 






Just think how insignificant the Saudis would be if we had more green energy. Jimmy Carter had us on the right path, and then Ronald Reagan happened. - RikHavik tweet





Did Trump's Uncle Tom Help Him?
Donald Trump’s attorneys saw a direct appeal to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas as their best hope of derailing Joe Biden’s win in the 2020 presidential election, according to emails newly disclosed to congressional investigators.


Lindsey Graham Appeals Supreme Court Decision To Ginni Thomas. - Andy Borowitz






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In one day, a blue check went from almost unobtainable to worthless. kind of like tesla stock. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet



Memo to the Fed: Interest rate hikes aren't working because inflation is being driven by corporations using it as cover to price gouge the people. - Robert Reich





Costco Chicken Patties Recalled
Foster Farms is recalling roughly 148,000 pounds of fully cooked frozen chicken breast patties sold at Costco because they may contain pieces of hard and potentially sharp plastic, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.





Users Offer To Stay On Twitter If Musk Pays Them $50 A Month. - Andy Borowitz











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