All Hat No Cattle

Monday, October 10, 2022

Trump gave conflicting defenses about the Mar-a-Lago raid, claiming both that all the documents are 'mine,' and that some were planted

Trump gave conflicting defenses about the Mar-a-Lago raid, claiming both that all the documents are 'mine,' and that some were planted

Former President Donald Trump addressed the FBI's Mar-a-Lago raid at an Arizona rally. Former President Donald Trump addressed the FBI's raid on his Mar-a-Lago resort at a

It's like watching a serial killer gleefully killing and killing and killing because the cops want to be sure they have an absolutely air-tight case before they arrest him. - Kona Lowell

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

FWIW, If I owned a bowling alley slash Chinese restaurant I would call it The Spare Ribs. - Jeremy Newberger

These Trumpers Are Domestic Terrorists, Pure & Simple.

Michael Flynn blasted Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky as a “dangerous fool,” while referring to Russian President Vladimir Putin as an example of a “bold” leader.

The former national security advisor to former President Donald Trump appeared on The Mel K Show on Saturday and at one point discussed Russia’s invasion of Ukraine...

Happy National Indigenous Peoples Day!

Our Founding Father’s wore wigs and high heels. Sorry MAGA, they were fabulously the original drag queens. - cjmmn tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Herschel Walker Has No Memory of Being Asshole. - Andy Borowitz

Another Trumper Fouling The Judicial System
A federal appeals court judge on Friday said she was joining a boycott of hiring law clerks from Yale Law School proposed by a fellow appointee of former Republican President Donald Trump who said the school was plagued by "cancel culture."

Reality Winner took one classified document and spent more than five years in prison.

Trump took thousands of classified documents and spent the weekend holding fundraisers disguised as rallies. - KD tweet

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Rock The Voter News

If Donald really wanted Hillary Clinton locked up, he would have hired her to be one of his attorneys. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

U.S. Banks Looking To Democrats and Not Republicans?
U.S. banks are giving far less to federal candidates this election cycle and increasing the proportion they are handing to Democrats as they rethink their political giving, according to a Reuters analysis of data compiled by the Center for Responsive Politics (CRP) and more than half a dozen industry officials and lobbyists.

In 6-3 Ruling, Supreme Court Legalizes Abortion for Male Senate Candidates. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Anyone know what's going on with Elon Musk. Publicly supporting the propaganda of the two great genocidal regimes of our day in one week, seems a little…odd. Even for him. - Peter Zeihan

Chris Wallace Is No Mike Wallace.
CNN and HBO Max host Chris Wallace pressed Biden administration CDC Director Rochelle Walensky to say whether maintaining Covid emergency status is “just a way for the administration to hand out more federal goodies?”

We’re the brakes. - Andy Borowitz

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Friday, October 7, 2022

Biden warns world would face ‘Armageddon’ if Putin uses a tactical nuclear weapon in Ukraine

Biden warns world would face ‘Armageddon’ if Putin uses a tactical nuclear weapon in Ukraine

In his starkest assessment yet, US president says world is the closest it has come to nuclear catastrophe in 60 years.

I read Russia’s nuke saber rattling as another in a series of threats & a high stakes bluff. Putin would use nukes as a tool of last resort & in a scenario of imminent existential threat… we are far from there. POTUS was musing on the perils of the moment in historical context. - Alexander S. Vindman

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

So Americans definitely found out that the guy on trial for seditious conspiracy was texting with a member of the secret service who was communicating with the former president of the United States while said president was waiting to see if Mike Pence was hanged. - Rex Chapman

Trump Still Hasn't Turned Over All The Documents After 21 Friggin' Months

The New York Times reported on Thursday a top Justice Department official informed former President Donald Trump’s lawyers that the government believes Trump has still not returned all the documents taken from the White House.

Republican Shenanigans

BREAKING NEWS: Rudy Giuliani To Sell Son Andrew Giuliani For Exactly $225,000 - Liam Nissan

Mr. Alan "I kept my underwear on" Dershowitz Has Something To Say About Hunter Biden
Alan Dershowitz argued the Department of Justice needs to prosecute President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, if they want an indictment of Donald Trump to have credibility.

I'll be honest, guys, I'm beginning to have second thoughts about voting for Hunter Biden again. - Liam Nissan

Biden Releases Marijuana Offenders from Prison to Make Room for Trump Administration. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Republicans seem to think Herschel Walker and Kanye West represent Black Americans. In reality, they represent white Republicans' views of Black Americans. - Mark Jacob tweet

Biden Pardons Marijuana Users

President Joe Biden’s decision to pardon thousands convicted of marijuana possession represents a step toward securing racial equality, advocates and lawmakers said Thursday.

“It’s a really long time coming,” said Toi Hutchinson, CEO for the Marijuana Policy Project, a leading cannabis policy reform organization.

Dank Brandon's approval ratings just got HIGHer. - Angela Belcamino

So where does Herschel Walker stand on abortion?

At the ATM. - Jeremy Newberger

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Business/Tech News

Joe Biden created more jobs in September than were created during the entire Trump presidency. - Chris Hahn

Oh, look, it's Tom Hanks.

George W. Bush Takes Break From Painting Pictures
Former President George W. Bush is taking time away from his retirement to campaign for Senate candidate Joe O’Dea of Colorado — who has bucked his party by saying he would not support former President Donald Trump as the next GOP nominee.

Here’s a quietly wonderful thing I noticed:

If you talk to someone who was in choir or band at a majority Black HS, you’ll eventually discuss those annoying fundraisers for uniforms, instruments, etc. & a SURPRISING number will casually say:

“Oh, Dolly Parton paid for ours” - Michael Harriot

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Thursday, October 6, 2022

Biden praises DeSantis over storm recovery efforts

Biden praises DeSantis over storm recovery efforts

Those were the words that Gov. Ron DeSantis gave moments ahead of President Joe Biden's remarks on the ground amid the devastation wrought by Hurricane Ian.

Dank Brandon - bc old white guys who evolve are better than old white guys who say evolution is a myth. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Everything donald has done to date is just a prelude to far worse things to come. - Mary Trump

House Democrats Want To Kick Ass & Take Names

Three House Democrats have introduced legislation to end U.S. troop protection in Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates (UAE) in response to news this week that OPEC and its allies will slash oil production.

BIDEN: MbS, yeah, it's me, Dark Brandon. Listen, you folks raising gas prices before the midterms, that's some malarkey. Also Malarkey? Me arming Yemen to the teeth. You feel me? No one f*cks with Biden. (hangs up) - Jeremy Newberger tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Unfortunately, none of the 47 voices in Herschel Walker's head are telling him to shut the f*ck up. - Middle Age Riot

The Barbarians At Fox News's Gate Won

Immediately following Fox News’ pivotal 2020 election night call of Arizona for Joe Biden, the network’s CEO Suzanne Scott warned colleagues that “we can’t give the crazies an inch” as then-President Donald Trump tore into the conservative cable giant and some of the network’s stars publicly undermined the projection.

Scott’s words are now being used against Fox News by voting software firm Dominion Voting Systems in its $1.6-billion defamation lawsuit accusing the network of peddling election fraud claims

Maggie Haberman is not really sure if Trump's a racist.

Don't buy this asshole's book. - Kona Lowell

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Rock The Voter News

“It’s ok to pay for an abortion, but not ok to have an abortion.” - Republicans

The Secret Service's Secrets Are Getting Alarming
A Secret Service SUV carrying Vice President Kamala Harris was involved in an accident Monday, and agents tasked with transporting her to and from the White House failed to accurately report the incident to their superiors.

Former Oath Keeper testifies that Stewart Rhodes informed him that he was in contact with a Secret Service agent. - Ryan J. Reilly

If conservative men complain that they can’t find a woman, just tell them that the free market has spoken. - Christoq rweet

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Business/Tech News

OPEC reduced oil production in order to drive up prices just one month before the midterm elections. Who pushed for this? Russia, along with Saudi Arabia. And who benefits politically here? Trumps, MAGA politicians and the GOP.

If gas prices go higher, remember why. - George Takei

To Buy Twitter or Not To Buy Twitter, That Is The Question.

Twitter, Inc. v. Elon R. Musk, one of the most famous cases ever to wander into the great state of Delaware, may get its day in court after all. Despite Tuesday’s bombshell news that Elon Musk was willing to buy the social media giant for his original offer price, neither Musk nor Twitter have seen fit to take any legal steps to stop the trial scheduled to begin on Oct. 17.

The same kinda people who throw those Honey Boo Boo-type child beauty pageants want you to think it's the gay men that are grooming your children. - Liam Nissan

A Hurricane Threatens My Region. Please, Please, Go Away. Wind Shear, Perform Your Magic!

Potential Tropical Cyclone 13 is expected to move toward Central America, WPBF 25 First Warning Weather meteorologists said. It is still a potential tropical cyclone because it is producing tropical storm-force winds, but is very disorganized.

The storm could become dangerous and deadly for South and Central America due to flooding and mudslides...

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