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There was an accident that took out the fiber optic cable that serves a 20 mile radius in my neck of the woods. It is still out. It serves all cable companies. I am now able to access my website by trying to type teeny tiny letters on my teeny tiny cell phone on a very busy mobile server.
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I have no idea when this will be resolved ðŸ¤
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We'll know which of his children Donald Trump loves most by who he pardons first. - Middle Age Riot
‘You Are The Jewel Of My Collection,’ Says Saudi Prince While Guiding Frightened Jared Kushner Toward Harem. - The Onion
Can we hold our own hearing where we each testify about the crimes we witnessed over the last four years of this administration. - Sarah Cooper
Telling your kids that Rudy Giuliani was once respected is like explaining that O.J. Simpson was once a football player. - Stephen Colbert
The president is currently retweeting multiple tweets from a user named Cat Turd and Republicans are like, “Joe Biden’s cabinet picks are too progressive!” - Sarah Cooper
Trump Tries to Prove He Is Fitter Than Biden by Playing Fetch with Pence on White House Lawn. - Andy Borowitz
I💗NY
Imagine being such a loathsome piece of sh*t that even Bill Barr backs straight the f*ck away from you. - Jeff Tiedrich
Of course Joe Biden has a broken foot. He did it putting his foot up Donald's ass in court all week! - Bette Midler
Can you imagine if these coup plotters weren’t such incompetent idiots? - Claude Taylor
It shouldn’t take being put on ventilators to convince Americans this deadly virus isn’t a hoax. Or will just go away. The tally from destructive propaganda will be measured in gravesites and shattered families. We can all do our part to lessen this trajectory of tragedy. - Dan Rather
I swear it feels like we're all waiting 52 days for the divorce to go through. - DKnight10K tweet
Of course Jared Kushner is on his way to Bone Saw Arabia, those state secrets aren't going to sell themselves. - Jeff Tiedrich
Given that Joe Biden will receive his first intelligence briefing today, I highly recommend that he receives information on why Jared Kushner is flying to Saudi Arabia to meet with MBS.- ThePubliousUSA tweet
Trump Denies Involvement In Iran Assassination: ‘I Only Attack American Scientists’ - Andy Borowitz
Trump trolling a nearly 80 year old Biden for fracturing his foot is pretty rich coming from a guy who pretended to have bone spurs in his feet to dodge the draft when he was a young man. - OhNoSheTwitnt
Amy Coney Barrett Supports Health Care Available in Year Constitution Was Written. - Andy Borowitz
South Dakota Unveils New ‘Come Die Here’ Tourism Campaign - The Onion
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just called people who consider closing schools to contain COVID-19 as "today's flat earthers."However, his office and Governor's Mansion have been closed to the public since March. - Daniel Uhlfelder
Black Friday - when the 1% tells the 99% to go save the economy they've been looting for the last 11 months. - John Fugelsang
Monolith Mystery
Southwest Airlines took to social media on Sunday to joke that the mysterious metal monolith that recently disappeared from a remote area of Utah was one of their airport boarding signs. “Sorry y’all, we needed it back,” the airline tweeted alongside an image of the three-sided monolith with boarding numbers edited onto the picture.
This is Trump's last Thanksgiving in the White House, although certainly not his last in a government facility. - Andy Borowitz
