Monday, November 30, 2020

A Mysterious Object Is Hurtling Towards Earth, and Scientists Don't Know What It Is

A mysterious object will fly past the Earth tomorrow and scientists still aren't quite sure what it is.
The object, dubbed 2020 SO by astronomers, will come within "just" 31,605 miles of our planet at 3:50 a.m. ET on December 1, according to NASA's Center for Near Earth Object Studies (CNEOS.)

I swear it feels like we're all waiting 52 days for the divorce to go through. - DKnight10K tweet


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Of course Jared Kushner is on his way to Bone Saw Arabia, those state secrets aren't going to sell themselves. - Jeff Tiedrich


Waiting For The Thanksgiving Surge

Given that Joe Biden will receive his first intelligence briefing today, I highly recommend that he receives information on why Jared Kushner is flying to Saudi Arabia to meet with MBS.- ThePubliousUSA tweet



Little Man, Little Desk

Trump Denies Involvement In Iran Assassination: ‘I Only Attack American Scientists’ - Andy Borowitz


Trump trolling a nearly 80 year old Biden for fracturing his foot is pretty rich coming from a guy who pretended to have bone spurs in his feet to dodge the draft when he was a young man. - OhNoSheTwitnt


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South Dakota Unveils New ‘Come Die Here’ Tourism Campaign - The Onion



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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just called people who consider closing schools to contain COVID-19 as "today's flat earthers."

However, his office and Governor's Mansion have been closed to the public since March. - Daniel Uhlfelder 


Business/Tech News

Black Friday - when the 1% tells the 99% to go save the economy they've been looting for the last 11 months. - John Fugelsang


Monolith Mystery

Southwest Airlines took to social media on Sunday to joke that the mysterious metal monolith that recently disappeared from a remote area of Utah was one of their airport boarding signs. “Sorry y’all, we needed it back,” the airline tweeted alongside an image of the three-sided monolith with boarding numbers edited onto the picture.

This is Trump's last Thanksgiving in the White House, although certainly not his last in a government facility. - Andy Borowitz



Patagonia's Marble Caves 6000-year-old marble caves on the shores of the General Carrera Lake in the south of Chile. Naw, that looks like a painting!


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