Monday, November 4, 2024

Liz Cheney warns on “The View” that Americans should 'prepare themselves,' Donald Trump will 'melt down' if he loses election







Cheney joined the one day before Americans head to the polls, and urged voters to be cautious that Trump has "already begun pushing notions about rigged elections."




My prediction: women will save the USA on Election Day WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT. - Andy Borowitz









The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump



Tim Walz: "How great is gonna be just not to see him on TV anymore?"










SCOTUS Sides With Biden, Not Trump. Get Me My Smelling Salts!









CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night. - Nick Manes










Elon going down for an “illegal lottery” would be like Al Capone going down for tax evasion. - Kyle Keegan








Republican Shenanigans



One of the most shocking things about the Michael Wolff podcast was that he thought Trump might have murdered Jeffrey Epstein. - Karen Piper








Maybe a pardon from Joe Biden isn’t such a bad idea. I think we can all agree that Hunter has suffered enough already. - Rick Lenzie













Everyone needs to dress warmly tomorrow; it's going to be -45. - SundaeDivine




This MAGA Blamed His Medication. Do Better.
An Ohio sheriff's patrol commander who declared on Facebook that he would not help Democrats and would require proof of who a person voted for before providing them aid has apologized, blaming prescribed sleep aids for causing his "out of character" actions.









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Kamala, take my palmala.

The American people want to stop the chaos and end the dramala.

With a cool new step-mamala.

Get back in our pajamalas and watch a rom-comala.

Like Legally Blondela.

And start decorating for Christmas, fa la la lala.

Because what do we always say?

Keep Kalmala and carry onala.

Well done, SNL Well done.












Rock The Voter News









Elon Musk claims the US is headed for bankruptcy, which I guess is why he supports a candidate who has such vast experience with that. - Andy Borowitz












The best part about Trump losing will be watching Elon cry about it. - Liam Nissan









Vote And Get A Free Krispy Kreme! YUM!











Just try staging another insurrection after you lose on Tuesday.

This time, President Joseph R. Biden Jr. is in the Oval Office, commanding the military and the response. 

You won’t like the outcome. - Chris D. Jackson











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I watched Apollo 13 on HBO early this morning instead of the news and I'm so glad I did. That good old American can-do attitude got worked up in me. Tears and all.

We ARE the best and most powerful country on this beautiful planet and we are trying to form a more perfect union, as our forefathers intended. That is what makes us who we are.

Let's do this!




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