What will Trump's next move be?

Navarro: White House’s operating ‘assumption is a second Trump term’

The president has refused to concede to Biden and his administration has rejected any appearance of assisting with the transfer of power.

Once we figure out this whole president thing, we need to go back and check up on all that alien news from 2020 bc I feel like there were like 9 stories confirming that aliens exist and we were just like “not now!” - Zach Bornstein

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Jake Tapper Goes OFF on Trump For Tweeting 'Deranged' Conspiracies While Ignoring Record Covid Cases: 'How is This Not Dereliction of Duty?!'
• NJ Governor Scorches Anti-Maskers: 'You Know What's Uncomfortable and Annoying? When You Die.'
• Rand Paul Urges Formerly Infected Covid Patients to 'Throw Away Their Masks, Go to a Restaurant' as Pandemic Rages Out of Control
• 11 German men charged with far-right plot to attack Muslims, overthrow government

Biden Could Receive Classified Intelligence Just by Hanging Out in Mar-a-Lago Dining Room. - Andy Borowitz

 

 

I Wonder If Steve Bannon Would Be Banned If He Threatened To Behead Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook FB.O Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg told an all-staff meeting on Thursday that former Trump White House adviser Steve Bannon had not violated enough of the company's policies to justify his suspension when he urged the beheading of two senior U.S. officials, according to a recording heard by Reuters.

Donald Trump won't run for president in 2024 because he will either be in jail, out of the country, or in the ground. - Middle Age Riot

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Election defeat leaves Trump exposed to legal peril
• Trump Has Been Silent for a Week, Except on Twitter
• White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Refuses to Answer Fox & Friends’ Questions About … the White House
• Incoming GOP Senator Apparently Doesn’t Know Basics of World War II
• Senator-elect Tuberville, fresh from congressional orientation, misidentifies the three branches of government
• U.S. judge dismisses Trump campaign libel lawsuit against CNN
• Pennsylvania officials ask judge to toss Trump lawsuit over election results 
• Cracker Barrel apologized and removed a noose-like decoration hanging from the ceiling after a customer called the chain out
• Alaska congressman who ridiculed coronavirus now says he has COVID-19

 

Nation Celebrates Full Week of Trump Not Talking. - Andy Borowitz

 

 

I Imagine The Secret Service Will Secretly Cheer When Trump Leaves The White House

More than 130 Secret Service officers who help protect the White House and the president when he travels have recently been ordered to isolate or quarantine because they tested positive for the coronavirus or had close contact with infected co-workers, according to three people familiar with agency staffing.

This coronavirus lockdown is brought to you by the new reality TV show The Worst President Ever Doesn't Care if You Live or Die. - Middle Age Riot

 

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I look forward to having no idea who Joe Biden's postmaster general is. - Jeff Tiedrich

 

Rock The Voter News

• NBC News, CNN Project Biden Wins Arizona, Adding to His Electoral College Lead
• China congratulates Biden on US election win
• Democrats gear up to fight gerrymandering after state House losses
• With Trump defeated, Georgia Democrats aim to keep voters fired up for Senate control

Christiane Amanpour Slams Trump

CNN Chief International Anchor Christiane Amanpour compared President Donald Trump’s four years in office to the Nazis’ violent, anti-Jewish Kristallnacht in 1938 when buildings were set on fire, books burned, and Jews were murdered.

I hope Trump goes back to hosting celebrity apprentice but this time whenever he tries to fire anyone, they sue him and refuse to leave. - Sarah Cooper

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Business/Tech News

• Lockdown 2.0: Food companies overhauled production to put more toilet paper, pasta sauce in stores
• Beloved businesses are going bankrupt waiting for federal help. It will get worse
• Disneyland Expected to Stay Closed Until At Least Dec. 31
• Elon Musk continues to cast doubt about 'bogus' COVID-19 test results

Nation Regrets Not Signing Prenup After Finding Out Trump Entitled To Half Of Country’s Assets. - The Onion

 

A new study claims people who don’t exercise are more likely to be depressed, especially if they just lost the Presidential election. - Conan O'Brien

 

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Odd News

• You can see every planet in our solar system this week
•  'Defying the odds': 51-year-old woman gives birth to her own granddaughter
• Terrified Reporter Screams as Bridge Collapses While She’s On It During Live Local News Hit
• Platypuses glow an eerie blue-green under UV light
• Robot wolves protecting Japanese town from bears

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The Museum of Tomorrow in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. It was designed by Spanish neofuturistic architect Santiago Calatrava. Just stunning.

Peace.

Nancy Pelosi calls on Republicans to 'stop the circus'

Nancy Pelosi calls on Republicans to 'stop the circus'

Democratic leaders in Congress scolded their Republican colleagues for failing to address the raging pandemic and refusing to accept Joe Biden as president-elect.

FLORIDA MAN LOSES ELECTION. - Conan O'Brien

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• 6 Americans among members of peacekeeping force killed in Egypt helicopter crash
• Turkey offended by Pompeo's plan to discuss religious issues
• Richard Grenell Tricked Into Thanking War Criminal William Calley For His Service
• Russian Foreign Minister alleges Navalny could have been poisoned in Germany
• Britain becomes first European country to surpass 50,000 coronavirus deaths
• First case coronavirus case on small Pacific island traced to US

Republicans, do Your duty as Americans. Tell Trump to stop playing fiddlyf*ck and concede so we can get on with the nation’s business. People are dying. - Stephen King

 

Trump Is Going To Take A Lot Of People Down With Him.  Good.

New York state’s attorney general is continuing an investigation into the tax records from the family of the Trump Organization’s CFO in their probe of President Trump’s company, Bloomberg News reported Thursday.

New York Attorney General Letitia James’s (D) probe into the Trump Organization involves the financial records from CFO Allen Weisselberg’s son and ex-daughter-in-law, a person familiar with the matter told Bloomberg News.

When a woman says no to Donald Trump, he ignores that and forces himself on her.

Now that's the entire United States. - JRehling

Republican Shenanigans

• Ohio GOP governor: 'Joe Biden is the president-elect'
• Karl Rove gently explains that Joe Biden beat Trump in Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal
• White House press secretary: Trump will break his post-election silence ‘at the right moment’
• Michigan Officials Debunk Dead Voter Claims in Trump Campaign’s Latest Lawsuit
• Sec. Pompeo calls for respecting elections abroad while ignoring President-elect Biden’s victory
• Matt Gaetz Baffles Twitter With Flirty Response to Tiffany Trump Photo
• ‘Really kind of unusual’: Fauci responds to Bannon calling for his beheading
• RNC chief of staff tests positive for coronavirus

I did not have Karl Rove finally being right about something on my WTF 2020 Bingo card. - John Fugelsang

Donations under $8K to Trump ‘election defense’ instead go to president, RNC
As President Donald Trump seeks to discredit last week’s election with baseless claims of voter fraud, his team has bombarded his supporters with requests for money to help pay for legal challenges to the results: “The Left will try to STEAL this election!” reads one text...

By not conceding, Trump is jeopardizing his reputation as one of our greatest Presidents. - Andy Borowitz

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Obama Willing to Serve as Temp President While Trump Receives Psychiatric Evaluation. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

• Biden to Pick Ron Klain as White House Chief of Staff
• Biden speaks with Pope Francis
• Obama Rips Racist Trump Politics in New Book: Exploited 'Millions Of Americans Spooked By a Black Man In The White House'
• Obama Was So Impressed With George W. Bush Transition Leadership He Pledged to Treat Trump In the Same Manner

Georgia is recounting all presidential ballots by hand. We're 72 hours from the GOP demanding a recount by foot. - Stephen Colbert

Jared & Ivanka Pull Their Kids From School or Were They Asked To Leave?
Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, President Donald Trump's son-in-law and daughter, pulled their children out of their day school after other parents complained that the couple were not following coronavirus protocols, the Jewish Telegraphic Agency reported on Wednesday, citing multiple sources.

Trump lackey Corey Lewandowski has tested positive for COVID-19.

He was present at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping event.

They're really running a tight ship. - JRehling

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Madam Vice President or, for short, MVP. - The Lincoln Project

Business/Tech News

• North Dakota nurses call for mask mandate, reject policy allowing COVID-positive workers to stay on job
• Bill and Melinda Gates give another $70 million to COVID-19 vaccine development
• Bet365 Fights With Dozens of Pro-Trump Gamblers Over Election Results After Deeming Biden Winner
• Kentucky restaurant offers free food in exchange for Trump merchandise

Amazon Prime Offers to Aid Peaceful Transfer of Power by Shipping Trump Out in Twenty-four Hours. - Andy Borowitz

Post Presidency Plans?

President Donald Trump is telling friends that he plans to “wreck” Fox News by launching a competing digital media streaming service according to a new report in Axios from Mike Allen.

In the days that have followed his apparent failed reelection bid, reports of Trump’s frustration with Fox News have become a fascinating media narrative. Trump has repeatedly called out Fox News during rallies and on Twitter, despite the fact that the highly-rated primetime opinion lineup has remained fiercely in the Trump camp.

It's worth pointing out that after 4 years of housing Donald Trump, Washington DC decided to legalize psychedelics. - John Fugelsang

 

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Odd News

• Trump among longshots to replace Alex Trebek as 'Jeopardy!' host
• Dalai Lama makes historic climate appeal to the world: 'Buddha would be green'
• A 5-story building in China 'walks' to new location
• Woman, 102, dubbed world's oldest living curling player
• Botched carving restoration on Spanish building ridiculed online

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My banana tree gave her first birth 2 weeks ago.

Peace.

Happy Veterans Day!

Veterans and their families are the 'face of America,' and more

Veterans’ Day affords the nation an opportunity to say “thank you” to all who have chosen to serve, and risk their lives, for their country and their countrymen. America’s veterans total just under 20 million men and women, drawn from all parts of the nation, from all races, all creeds, all ethnic backgrounds. Those who have served in the past currently include, among others, a former African American chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, a Jewish Air Force chief of staff, Hispanic and Asian American senior generals and admirals, as well as Christian, Muslim, Hindu and Sikh officers and enlisted personnel. They are the face of America.

Obama Proposes Cancelling White House’s Cable to Get Trump to Leave. - Andy Borowitz

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• Pompeo refuses to acknowledge Biden has won election, sparking furor and 'disgust' among diplomats
• Sydney Barber will be the first Black woman to serve as U.S. Naval Academy brigade commander
• Record number of people hospitalized with coronavirus as every state sees case surge
• El Paso more than doubling number of mobile morgues as virus surges
• Russia claims its Sputnik V COVID-19 vaccine is 92% effective
• Several wounded in attack on French Consulate ceremony at cemetery in Saudi Arabia
• China calls on US to stop 'exchanges or contacts' with Taiwan
• Hong Kong pro-democracy lawmakers resign en masse after Beijing moves to quash dissent

"This isn't a coup, its an attempt to hide whatever criminality was going on over there." - Former Trump senior admin official to Naveed Jamali, Newsweek

The last time someone like Mike Pompeo was associated with West Point it was Benedict Arnold. - JRehling

My Guess Is That Trump Is Dying To Throw The Nuclear Football

ABC chief global affairs correspondent Martha Raddatz questioned whether President Trump is "planning a military operation" amid a flurry of Pentagon resignations.

"No one has seen anything like this. There is concern about what this means," Raddatz told ABC's David Muir on "World News Tonight." "Is the president planning a military operation or the use of federal troops, which [Defense Secretary Mark] Esper opposed?"

Biden has 5 million more votes and more than 270 electoral college votes, but Trump has more people yelling about Election Fraud on Fox News primetime, so it's too close to call. - Jeremy Newberger

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Visits Arlington National Cemetery for Veterans Day Observance, First Appearance Since Election Called for Biden
• Senator-Elect Tuberville Gives Amazing Explanation of GOP's Role Under Biden: 'Playing for Freedom' Against 'Socialist, Communist' Democrats
• Laura Ingraham Interviews Anonymous Nevada 'Poll Worker' Claiming They Witnessed Blatant Voter Fraud
• Georgia Secretary of States Announces 'Full, By Hand Recount' as Biden Leads Trump By Narrow Margin
• Sullivan wins reelection in Alaska, giving Republicans 50 seats in Senate
• Jon Voight says fighting 'lie' Biden won is 'greatest fight since the Civil War'
• Michael Cohen predicts Trump won't return to White House after Christmas at Mar-a-Lago
• Texas $1 Million Fraud Tip Reward Branded 'Bribe to Generate Lies' by Democratic Rep. Pramila Jayapal
• Fauci Responds to Trump’s Veiled Threat to Fire Him After 2020 Election: ‘I Hope Not…We All Want This Pandemic to End’

I don’t think the Turkey will pardon Donald Trump this Thanksgiving. - Tony Posnanski

What A Legacy Giuliani Left For Himself

People keep calling the sex shop next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping — where President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani held a press conference last week — to see if Giuliani is in there buying something.

According to NPR’s Morning Edition host David Greene, a clerk at the Fantasy Island sex shop revealed they get “at least 10, 15 calls a day” asking, “Is Rudy here?

Trump, Barr, and Pompeo: If there was ever a trio of elderly white men who've got the Lipitor market cornered, it's these three plump stooges. - Stephen King

Trump doesn’t get the significance of the 11Th hour of the11Th day of the 11Th month. Shows up late and keeps everyone waiting in the rain for a Veteran’s Day ceremony. He really does believe they are suckers and losers, but if anyone should know about true losers, it’s him. - Steve Redmond tweet

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Somebody asked me to say something good about Donald Trump so I thought and finally came up with something:

He ended Jeff Sessions' political career. - JRehling

 

Rock The Voter News

• Biden: Trump's refusal to concede is an 'embarrassment' to his presidency
• Whoopi Goldberg Pulls ‘Ballot’ Out of Her Shirt on The View, Exclaims ‘My Goodness, They’re Everywhere’
• Obama's first post-election interviews to air on CBS on Sunday

It's getting ugly... Mitch McConnell just demanded to see Joe Biden's birth certificate. - Conan O'Brien

Welcome to Florida Where You Can Shoot Looters!

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) is proposing "anti-mob" legislation to expand the state’s "stand your ground" law, according to the Miami Herald. 

The legislation would reportedly expand the state’s list of “forcible felonies” to justify using force against people engaging in conduct resulting in the “interruption or impairment” of a business. It would also justify the use of force against those involved in looting, which is defined as a burglary within 500 feet of a “violent or disorderly assembly.” 

Donald Trump knows he's going to be evicted, so he's trashing the apartment. - Middle Age Riot

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Business/Tech News

• Deutsche Bank calls for a 5 percent 'privilege' tax on people choosing to work from home
• Restaurants '4x' riskier than gyms, coffee shops: Study
• California voters reject ballot measure to raise taxes on commercial properties
• Coronavirus: EU buys 300m doses of BioNTech-Pfizer vaccine

Obamacare is everything Republicans hate: Obama and the verb “to care” - Andy Borowitz

Trump Evangelicals Deliver Backhanded Prayer For Biden

A Texas evangelical pastor who was one of President Trump’s most vocal backers is calling on Trump supporters to acknowledge President-elect Joe Biden’s victory, calling it a “chance to show that Christians are not hypocrites.”

The Dallas-based Robert Jeffress said in a Fox News column Wednesday that the former vice president’s victory is “a bitter pill to swallow” for “millions of Christians across our nation.”

When I start talking to you, you should start talking to a psychiatrist. - TheTweetOfGod

 

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Odd News

• Primeval Greenland lake found buried beneath a mile-thick slab of ice
• Asteroid Apophis is speeding up as scientists recalculate odds of 2068 impact
• Men who add nuts to diet can significantly improve sperm quality
• Couple complain Animal Planet show cast them as pot growers
• Florida woman finds watermelon growing in tree

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A perfect sunrise shot in Miyazaki, Japan.

Peace.