Thursday, October 29, 2020

Trump supporter ‘carried out on a stretcher’ as heat takes its toll on Tampa rally crowd: ‘Multiple people have passed out’

Medical personnel provided assistance to supporters of President Donald Trump during his Thursday rally in Tampa, Florida.
Reporters at the scene say that several people suffered heat related ailments.
“It’s hot hot hot at Trump’s large rally. 87 [degrees] and 71% humidity. 


Trump Tells Stranded Omaha Supporters That Buses Are Rounding the Turn. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

W not coming out against Trump is a healthy reminder that W was, in so many ways, worse than Trump. - John Fugelsang





Wisconsin GOP Hacked, Lost Millions
The Wisconsin Republican Party said Thursday that it was the victim of hack that cost it—and President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign—millions of dollars, complicating the final days of the 2020 presidential race.


In fairness, no one could have predicted how incompetent Donald Trump would have been.

Unless, y'know, they'd followed his entire business career. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Trump has not ended the pandemic, but he might deserve credit for ending the Republican Party. - Andy Borowitz





Ted Cruz Goes To Court To Get The Deadline He Missed, Dismissed.





Jared Kushner Asks Dad to Bribe His Way Into Electoral College. - Andy Borowitz





Joe's gonna have to send a Special Forces explosives team into the White House to sweep for booby traps. - Fred Harding tweet





Ha Ha. Pompeo & Wife & Son Caught With Hands In Cookie Jar.


Trump Campaign Reminds Supporters To Make Voting Intimidation Plan. - The Onion

Amy Coney Barrett Vows To Someday Read Constitution.  - Andy Borowitz




Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' Wife Is As Creepy As You Would Expect


If you want to feel completely powerless, scream "go away" at a drone while you're in your underwear. - Conan O'Brien





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The Adenium socotranum tree grows on the island of Socotra in the Indian Ocean. It looks like a tree Dr. Seuss drew.

Peace.

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Hundreds of Trump supporters stuck on freezing cold Omaha airfield after rally

Hundreds of President Donald Trump supporters were left in the freezing cold for hours after a rally at an airfield in Omaha, Nebraska, on Tuesday night, with some walking around three miles to waiting buses and others being taken away in ambulances.


It is priceless, isn’t it. Trump lures a bunch of MAGA to a field to stroke his ego — when it’s freezing and there’s something of a flu going around — and just abandons them. What’s he got to do? Come round to your houses and punch you individually in the face??? - Michael Marshall Smith





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trying hard to not let the blasting of “Fortunate Son” at the wealthy Vietnam draft dodger’s rallies overshadow my outrage over a quarter-million dead. It’s all so stupid, it hurts. - Scott Linnen





Jared Is As Evil As Trump. The Marquis de Sade Would Be Impressed.


Of course Brett Kavanaugh likes Bush v. Gore. "Hanging Chad" sounds like one of the guys he used to boof with. - Stephen Colbert






Kushner Says If Black People Want To Succeed They Would Have Their Fathers Bribe Harvard To Admit Them. - Andy Borowitz


My Goodness. Apparently There Are Criminals In This Administration!
The criminal campaign finance fraud prosecution of several associates of former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani appears to be on the verge of netting its first guilty plea, as a federal court in Manhattan set a change-of-plea hearing for Thursday morning for Florida businessman David Correia.







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I pay more than 40 cents on every dollar I earn [in taxes]. So does Michelle. And we do it proudly because what I know is is that this country has blessed me ... I'm proud to contribute and give back. - Barack Obama

 




Rock The Voter News

I hope the ghost of Ruth Bader Ginsburg haunts them all forever. - Sarah Cooper






Ted Cruz Doesn't Like Twitter's Terms of Service!
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) erupted on Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey during a Senate hearing over media censorship on the social media platform — specifically targeting him for banning the New York Post following their controversial reporting on Hunter Biden.


Car in front of me at red light has a bumper sticker says 'honk if you love Jesus.' 
So I honk. 
Then he gives me the finger. - John Fugelsang








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Trump endangering his supporters by:

• Buzzing them with his helicopter.

• Hosting a COVID super spreader event.

• Deserting them in the freezing cold to catch hypothermia.

As CCR’s ‘Fortunate Son’ blares all around is just so deliciously demented. - Billy Baldwin tweet





Business/Tech News
Banks don't "forgive" $287,000,000 unless they're getting something in return. - Stonekettle





Online Sales Predicted To Break Record During Pandemic. Duh.


My dog found a croissant on the ground one time, months ago, and he still drags me to that same spot every single day to check if there’s a new one. I may start occasionally hiding them there before our walks just to make his day. - Laura Bassett







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Tuesday, October 27, 2020

The Infecters


Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed as the next Justice of the Supreme Court.


Coronavirus Task Force Meetings Secretly Attended By The Coronavirus. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump Running Out of Time To Give Every One of His Supporters Covid. - Andy Borowitz





My My My. Putin Takes Hunter Biden's Side?
Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Sunday that he saw nothing criminal in Hunter Biden's past business ties with Ukraine or Russia, marking out his disagreement with one of Donald Trump's attack lines in the U.S. presidential election.


If masks didn’t work all our doctors would be dead. - Bill Weir


 


Republican Shenanigans

God Refuses To Rapture Pence Due To Covid Exposure. - Andy Borowitz





10,000 Evictions Caused By Mitch McConnell 





Just like everything else he inherited, he messed it up. ~ Obama on Trump




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Long before Justice Brett Kavanaugh considered "late arriving" votes "illegitimate," lawyer Brett Kavanaugh labored for their inclusion.  

If not for the  votes Kavanaugh helped add to the totals in Florida on THANKSIVING weekend, Bush might have lost n 2000. - Ronald Klain


Rock The Voter News




Good. Pompeo Is Under Investigation.
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is under investigation for potentially violating a federal law that forbids federal employees from engaging in political activity while on duty or inside federal buildings over his address to the GOP convention in August


Democrats Favor Expanding Supreme Court by Adding Entire Obama Family. - Andy Borowitz


 



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Barack Obama in Orlando on Trump: "This week, with everything that's happening, you know what he brought up? He was fussing about the crowd size at the inauguration again, saying his was bigger. Who is thinking about that right now? Nobody except him."


 



Business/Tech News

The stock market understandably doesn’t like to hear that the President of the United States is giving up on Covid. - Brian Schatz


 



I Wonder How The Federal Employees Who Support Trump Feel About Losing Their Employment Protections.


Desperate CDC Now Just Claiming Wearing A Mask Will Make You Rich And Famous Beyond Wildest Dreams. - The Onion


 




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Mama Cheetah and her cheetos.

Peace.