Thursday, October 29, 2020

Trump supporter ‘carried out on a stretcher’ as heat takes its toll on Tampa rally crowd: ‘Multiple people have passed out’

Medical personnel provided assistance to supporters of President Donald Trump during his Thursday rally in Tampa, Florida.
Reporters at the scene say that several people suffered heat related ailments.
“It’s hot hot hot at Trump’s large rally. 87 [degrees] and 71% humidity. 

Trump Tells Stranded Omaha Supporters That Buses Are Rounding the Turn. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

W not coming out against Trump is a healthy reminder that W was, in so many ways, worse than Trump. - John Fugelsang

Wisconsin GOP Hacked, Lost Millions
The Wisconsin Republican Party said Thursday that it was the victim of hack that cost it—and President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign—millions of dollars, complicating the final days of the 2020 presidential race.

In fairness, no one could have predicted how incompetent Donald Trump would have been.

Unless, y'know, they'd followed his entire business career. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Trump has not ended the pandemic, but he might deserve credit for ending the Republican Party. - Andy Borowitz

Ted Cruz Goes To Court To Get The Deadline He Missed, Dismissed.

Jared Kushner Asks Dad to Bribe His Way Into Electoral College. - Andy Borowitz

Joe's gonna have to send a Special Forces explosives team into the White House to sweep for booby traps. - Fred Harding tweet

Ha Ha. Pompeo & Wife & Son Caught With Hands In Cookie Jar.

Trump Campaign Reminds Supporters To Make Voting Intimidation Plan. - The Onion

Amy Coney Barrett Vows To Someday Read Constitution.  - Andy Borowitz

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' Wife Is As Creepy As You Would Expect

If you want to feel completely powerless, scream "go away" at a drone while you're in your underwear. - Conan O'Brien


Stay Safe.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The Adenium socotranum tree grows on the island of Socotra in the Indian Ocean. It looks like a tree Dr. Seuss drew.


1 comment:

  1. Dig deeper. The last Republican president to get elected without rigging the vote was Eisenhower. Nixon was secretly negotiating with Vietnam to make Johnson look bad (so I'm lumping Ford in with him), Reagan was secretly negotiating with Iran to subvert Carter (and GHW Bush rode his coat tails).
    Also, how does a former director of the CIA, former CIA agent, and former fighter pilot NOT remember what he was doing the day JFK was shot unless that grainy photo from Dealey plaza WAS him.