Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Lawyers at firm used by Trump donate $90,000 to Biden, $50 to president


Lawyers working for a firm providing counsel to President Trump’s re-election campaign donated tens of thousands of dollars to Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden’s campaign.
An analysis conducted by Reuters showed that lawyers working for Jones Day donated almost $90,000 to the campaign of Joe Biden while only $50 was given to Trump’s campaign.


New Poll Shows Trump Losing to Hunter Biden. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Not only does God endorse multiculturalism but He seems to have invented it. - John Fugelsang


 



Trump Storms Out Of "60 Minutes" Interview. How Trumpian.
President Donald Trump caused a fuss on Tuesday about his upcoming interview on “60 Minutes,” reportedly leaving the set early and then complaining about it online.


Who cares if Donnie walked, skated or stormed out of his interview w/Leslie Stahl?  We’ve seen it all before; we’re bored with his re-runs. The only bit I’d like to see again is the hilarious walk down a slightly steep ramp!  Oscar-worthy! Or at least a People’s Choice Award! - Bette Midler

 




Republican Shenanigans

Rudy Giuliani is being manipulated by Borat, but we're supposed to believe he isn't being manipulated by Putin? - The Palmer Report


 


It seems being a criminal is a requirement to be Trump’s personal lawyer. - Darth Putin tweet


 


Mitch McConnell opposes voting on a pandemic aid bill because he worries it would delay Senate confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett. That’s the top priority of Senate Republicans — NOT help for desperate American families. - Jon Cooper


My My My. Meadows Is Trying To Keep Up With The Jones' Trumps.





I'm old enough to remember when "Conservative Christianity" wasn't code for "Totally Rejecting Everything Jesus Taught." - John Fugelsang





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Trump Preps For Biden By Debating Voices Inside Head. - Andy Borowitz





Rock The Voter News

Where’s Hunter Biden?

I don’t know and I don’t care, so long as he isn’t inciting civil war and killing 225,000 people while playing golf. - SockApocalypse NZ tweet


Trump Should Be In Prison For This. And It Wouldn't Surprise Me If Some Of These Girls Ended Up Being Trafficked.
Lawyers appointed by a federal judge to identify migrant families who were separated by the Trump administration say that they have yet to track down the parents of 545 children and that about two-thirds of those parents were deported to Central America without their children, according to a filing Tuesday from the American Civil Liberties Union.




Say it with me: the Senate should be passing the House’s COVID-19 relief bill to help the American people, not rushing to confirm a Supreme Court justice so they can gut access to health care during a pandemic. - Kamala Harris tweet

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Business/Tech News

Doctor Informs Patient Weird Lump On Neck Nothing He Can Afford To Worry About. - The Onion


 



USA's Biggest Opioid Drug Dealer Ordered To Pay 6.3 Billion Settlement


Potentially Promising Covid-19 Vaccine Hits Roadblock After Testing Reveals It’s Just Shotgun. - The Onion


 




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Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Trump Rages at Adam Schiff for Calling Hunter Biden Laptop Story Russian Disinformation

Trump Rages at Adam Schiff for Calling Hunter Biden Laptop Story Russian Disinformation: 'He Ought to be Put Away'
President Donald Trump called for House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-CA) to be “put away” for saying the recent stories about Hunter Biden contain signs of Russian disinformation.


Rudy Giuliani worked with a Russian spy to manufacture evidence against a political opponent in order to interfere with the presidential election. 

How is this not treason? - Hamish Mitchell







Know What's Worse Than A Conservative Evangelist?
A Televangelist.
Televangelist Pat Robertson warned of impending doom while offering his prediction that President Donald Trump will be reelected.





Republican Shenanigans

Trump Campaign Encouraged By Early Voting In Moscow. - Andy Borowitz





This Sounds Like Retaliation From Pompeo or Trump. Or Both.
Former CNN reporter Michelle Kosinski is denying that she ever engaged in an affair with former British Ambassador to the United States Kim Darroch.


People love to talk about how liberal California is, but outside of LA and The Bay Area, California is basically Texas. - Akilah Green






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No, this is true. I recently found Hunter Biden’s TI-80 graphing calculator at a goodwill store in Fond du Lac, WI, and it’s full of plans to get rid of God.

We need to take this seriously, guys. - Jay Black tweet





Rock The Voter News

At this point I must admit that I don't think I can bring myself to vote for Hunter Biden. - John Fugelsang





Thank You Chief Justice John Roberts For Believing In Counting The Votes
Chief Justice John Roberts joined the liberal wing of the Supreme Court in rejecting an application for a stay that was requested by Republican lawmakers in Pennsylvania. The GOP asked the Supreme Court to put a stop to a state Supreme Court ruling that extended the deadline—by three days—for receiving and counting mail-in ballots for November’s presidential election.


New Stimulus Bill Would Require All Americans To Mail Government $1,200 Check. - The Onion


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Dear God. Talk About Legal Exposure.


Donald Trump is no  patriot. When he said he "didn't want to panic people" about COVID-19, he forgot the most salient fact about Americans:
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN. - Stephen King


I love autumn colors.



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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

New Peru Nazca Line geoglyph discovered: A 120-foot-long cat. It looks happy!

Peace.


Monday, October 19, 2020

This Is So 2020: Neil deGrasse Tyson says asteroid could hit day before election

A fridge-sized space-rock is headed our way, he tweeted, one that ‘may buzz-cut Earth on Nov 2.’
Famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson posted a picture of an asteroid approaching Earth saying that it could strike the planet before the election on Nov. 3.


CDC Reclassifies Majority Of Covid-19 Deaths To Being Personally Murdered By Barack Obama. - The Onion




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump Accuses New Zealand’s Prime Minister of Competently Handling the Coronavirus to Get Reëlected. - Andy Borowitz






My Gawd, Trump Really Is A Spoiled Child In A Man Suit
President Donald Trump was in the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake.


Michigan Governor Arrogantly Forcing Residents to Remain Alive. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

Anybody know how Hunter Biden is doing in the polls? - Daniel Goldman



Wow. Fox News Turned Down The Hunter Biden Story The NY Post Ran
Mediaite has learned that Fox News was first approached by Rudy Giuliani to report on a tranche of files alleged to have come from Hunter Biden’s unclaimed laptop left at a Delaware computer repair shop, but that the news division chose not to run the story unless or until the sourcing and veracity of the emails could be properly vetted.



Russian family in the Russian Witness protection program


So let me get this right. The closing argument from the Trump campaign is Joe Biden is a Mr. Rogers who will listen to the scientists on COVID? - Dan Rather tweet





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HIM: Tell me your biggest fantasy.
ME: An historical landslide so massive, it's over Nov. 3 before bedtime.
- Randi Mayem Singer


 



Rock The Voter News

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden. - Andy Borowitz




Wow. Florida Company Threatens Workers To Vote For Trump.
Some employees at a Florida manufacturing company feel they were threatened with being laid off if they did not support President Donald Trump.





Imagine a world where "Pro-Life" included feeding Hungry Children. - Mo Bella tweet





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He can go to Mexico... I’ll pay for it. - Erin Brockovich tweet





Business/Tech News

Haven’t we reached the point where Trump usually just files for bankruptcy? - Nick Walden




Prepare Yourselves, Folks, The Virus Is Coming Back With A Vengeance.
“We do have vaccines and therapeutics coming down the pike, but when you actually look at the time period for that, the next six to 12 weeks are going to be the darkest of the entire pandemic,” Michael Osterholm, director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota, said.


Trump keeps promising that the solution to the virus will come by Election Day. In actuality, the solution to the virus will come ON Election Day.


 



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Time To Deflate Photo
Lenticular clouds at Sparks Lake, Oregon. If I were a cavewoman and saw that cloud, I'd either think it was an alien spaceship or the cloud god.

Peace.